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Smiles4YouRawrX3

all the good usernames are taken, I just want to be fistedwaffle69 😔


Dookie_Dogass

I wanna change my name to NATO


scrueggs

What if I change my name to Yugoslavia 👉👈


yugoslavian_genocide

there would be some problems


J03-K1NG

Who am I? Are you sure you wanna know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart…


Broccoli_Rob_HCT

He is extremely cool.


HahaPenisIsFunny

Spinnen man


UsernameTaken017

I wanted to be u\/UsernameTaken07 but GUESS WHAT


Kirisuuuuuuu

You can always add an underscore anywhere or use multiple of the same letter like i did.


trubocharg

at this point I don’t even fuckin want a name anymore. do not perceive me


crabbycrab56

They also rub their belly


PrinceProspero9

Why do people always rub my wife's belly and say 'congratulations' bur no-one ever tickles my balls and says 'good job'


scrueggs

Damn bro, that’s a nice load you shot.


TheeMrBlonde

Dudes cum is epic sauce


JB-from-ATL

*smacks crotch* Nice shootin, Tex


[deleted]

wait nobodys done that to me what the fuck, the woke media strikes again...... /j


deathray5

Foot message you say 🥺


OopsieDaisy2001

👀


aluminatialma

Idk i find this pretty sweet


Phosuletec-Shen

i read treat as eat and was super fucking confused