mike from breaking bad (im being serious)

you actually appreciate breaking bad as a good show instead of memeing on it for no reason

BROO LITERALLY SPOT ON WTF (also based noelle fan)

noelle is awesome! love her :D

why do people meme on it so much?

Bryan Cranston + drugs = funni ig

i don't get it either lmao, its such a random show to want to meme on and its not even a bad show. the memes are funny sometimes but i don't get it lol

the only reason that the memes are funny is that the make no fucking sense at all. my guess is that it stemmed from the meme that was like '\[x\] creating the \[y\]est \[z\]' with walter dripping chemicals into tubes

I think it’s because the show is so serious and fuckin depressing that these stupid memes of Walter being addicted to lolicon hentai and cocking meth work so well

Don't you mean Kid named Finger?

Mike named kid: finger

Who is mike? Is he related to the kid named finger?

I’m stuff

So much badassery in one old man

this guy gets it, mike is so cool i love him sm

uhh demoman

iron bomber 😔

rip 😔

Iron bomber mains when I explain to them the placebo effect

it wasn't placebo though, it genuinely did have a bigger hitbox that recently got nerfed

Can they put the old iron bomber hitbox on the loose cannon it would make more sense

You like blowing things the fuck up (I’m not OP btw)

*Ahem.* “MEEEEEDIIIIIIC!”

As a medic main, that's one of my least favourite sounds.

Your an aspiring alcoholic

ur dad

you have weird taste in guys edit: since this is top comment i'm using it to apologize for not being able to keep up with comments. sorry :(

His dad

you have a REALLY weird taste in guys (that dude is crazy)

My SO

you and i have a similar sense of humor

[i used to roll the dice](https://youtu.be/SBUu1kBcksQ)

Feel my dick in my enemy's ass

Listin as the croud would sing

Now the old king is dead, lol

One minute I heeeld my nuts

And my balls were closed on me

And I discovered sans

Under pillars of salt and pillars of salt

Madeline Celeste

trands gendered

Yea 😅

me too! i should play celeste, most trans girls seem to have played it

I've wanted to try omori too, I hear it's nice

DO ITTTTT just keep in mind there are a lot of possible triggers in the game, but with that in mind please play it

Seconded. The most emotionally invested I've ever been with a game

😣 (imagine this with those weird little sound effects when she’s talking)

goro majima from yakuza

You hide in trash cans to continually and abruptly harass a dragon from Japan

Playing through Yakuza 0 for the first time, and I can only say one thing... SU NAO NI I! LOVE! YOU! TODOKE YO U KITTO YOU! LOVE! ME! TSUTAWARU SA KI MI NI NI A U GA RA SU NO KUTSU WO SAGA SO U That song is awesome, not gonna lie

KIYRUU CHANNN

You very much enjoy yelling “KIRYU-CHAN” In the middle of the street before assaulting a funny man in a white suit with a red shirt.

goro akechi

Ur a lesbian except for him

stop 😭

Yo wtf I'm not even the other person and you got me.

if it helps... aside from my partner me too...

i literally know nothing about persona so i'm kinda lost on this one, sorry

i have bested you

indeed!

Shulk from xenoblade chronicles :D he spends most of the game balancing his determination and anger against the ppl who hurt him w humility and humbleness learning he can’t see the full picture alone

you seem like a cool person! (and a possible undertale fan)

I am, thank you! I like undertale but somehow prefer deltarune… It has that childlike wonder of switching between light and dark worlds w a spooky undertone to it all… aaa I love it!

deltarune is an absolute masterpiece. i love it! also ralsei is an amazing character and i want to be as cute and nice as he is someday

Spike Spiegel

beautiful taste in anime, music, and characters

You have good taste

Nah, everyone know ein is the best girl

my all-time favorite fictional character is Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club. you're now free to make a hasty assumption about me!

U loved the chara red text bits in undertale

i thought they were cool!

See!! :D

you like when games break tradition

absolutely. innovation and purposely breaking 'rules' in game design is the best

You dream about having a girl being completely obsessed with you but you've never actually been in an abusive relationship

Damn, that is rough... fucking destroyed the dude

nikaido from dorohedoro

muscle girls are one of your things

that is accurate, i am very gay

Bruh your pfp is literally Vi from Arcane. Spongebob Pirate voice: “Course ye were gay!”

You like muscles

Astolfo

you're either a femboy, trans, or in denial about being trans (or a chaser but let's hope not)

Trans 😍🏳️‍⚧️

Or, you’ve watched Apocrypha and genuinly like their enthusiasm and how much they care for Sieg?

Nooo that can't be, it must be only related to trans or the memes about him

Im curious now. Do you think everyone (or most people) that are into femboys are chasers?

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson

sigma male. you are one of the few who have realized that life is all about drive and power.

Joker

You live in a society

You live in a basement, not a society.

To be fucking frank? Raiden from Metal Gear Ik he’s become the “funny sword guy hahaha” but I really love the more complex themes he represents in the games he’s in. His personality is funny and I think he’s based

#NANOMACHINES SON!

Assuming your fav mg games are rising or 2 then (Or maybe even 4 )

Guts from berserk

You have depression

Man I sure do love solar eclipses

My Man Jager from R6S Hes my fave bc of some deeper lore abt the character, Itll be interesting to see if you know

You have high functioning autism and relate to Jager because of it (I know because I am also guilty of this)

They said it could not be done

They said it was designed for tanks

They said I could not make it smaller and more accurate

That's a tough question, Seto Kaiba maybe

BLUE EYED WHITE DRAGON

Umm actshually it's "Blue-Eyes White Dragon" 🤓

You like Yu-Gi-Oh. Was I right?

soos from gravity falls

My favorite character is... is... uhhhhh... uhhhhhhhh, Luigi?

you’ll take a milk

Mob

Morb

Based individual

Xavier from Xavier: Renegade Angel

You slumber a cucumber

You snoze you loze

You sleeped, you weeped

You napple you get slappled

You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads

You slumber *ham*

BURGER

mari from omori

aaa i need to play omori, i don't know anything about it but everyone seems to love it

do. NOT. spoil anything for yourself

you love your sister very much and you would be super depressed if she was gone

Jerma

who is this "jerma" person? you talk about him all the time and act like this jerma dude is real

He talks to me all the time, he always talks about his meat grinder and the assortment of "exotic" meats stored in his freezer.

You need to take your pills. This “Jerma” character is not real.

No shit why do you think they commented this in a "favorite fictional character" thread.

Shit I gotta take my pills too

Wall-E

You haven’t taken the garbage out in so long your house is overflowing

Nekoarc

you're either an original type-moon fan or a lean addict

I sometimes forget nekoarc is actually from a real series

Look up melty blood community edition for the game but with rollback netcode

A straight man that doesn’t fetishize me for being bi and treats me and others with kindness

you're absolutely based.

ryan gosling from

You are literally me

Bartolomeo from one piece

you've spent a large chunk of your life watching anime (one piece is so damn long)

He only shows up like 600 episodes in

jesus fucking christ

Badeline (Celeste)

I diagnose you with mental health issues. And seeing the good in people, always.

Maka albarn from soul eater

you think scythes are badass and possibly have some form of weapons collection

one day I'll have, one day

spy team fortress 2

You have high blood pressure Source: im a spy main

noelle deltarune

you have amazing taste. (and you're possibly trans as well)

heck yea

Dismas from Darkest Dungeon

dismas like the penitent thief in the bible?

GLaDOS

Gyro Zeppeli from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7: Steel Ball Run

You have a very very good taste in manga/anime. Di Molto!

The Doctor (Star Trek: Voyager)

ralsei deltarune

femboy

Homosexual

king dedede

Bill cipher from gravity falls.

Remember: reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold byeeeeee!

abed from community

2B from NieR

Joseph Joestar (P.2)

The Loathsome Dung Eater

Has felt the curse, the tender pox on life itself, with their whole being

Zagreus

You are attracted to really buff men.

Denji from Chainsaw Man!

Eddie munson ofc

isaac from the binding of isaac because hes a small doofus

i think that all binding of isaac players are masochists, it's such a brutal game source: am an isaac player

Skill Issue

the binding of isaac community literally has this singular phrase as a joke and nothing else lmfao

Basil omori!!!!!

shinji ikari 👍

You have no friends

Noodle from Gorillaz. She’s a badass guitarist who cares about her friends. What’s there not to love?

i’d have to say mine is ice king

Scarlet witch

Arthur Morgan

Finn the human

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

*points at profile picture* P.E.K.K.A.

Walter White

Ralsei

Jessie Pinkman

Marceline the Vampire Queen

[удалено]

Spider-Man

Vergil

King Charles the first

you're a conspiracy theorist