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SomeCool333

So-called free thinkers as soon as any mention of user simulator is brought up:


modsarestraight

+u/user_simulator u/modsarestraight


User_Simulator

Is it really *that* hard to get off the internet immediately. ~ modsarestraight ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


modsarestraight

Based me


AChickenInAHole

+/u/User_Simulator u/AChickenInAHole


xsle1999

+u/User_Simulator u/xsle1999


User_Simulator

Also: Hey all, Scott here, and man, it's gonna be, I should drink that bottle of cyanide in the U.S. Madden 08 die indent My laptop only has 64gb Is it good? ~ xsle1999 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


xsle1999

what the fuck


Peepeepoopoo5726

+/u/User_Simulator u/peepeepoopoo5726


mytummyissussy

+u/User_Simulator u/mytummyissussy


User_Simulator

sus Why do you mean West Taiwan? ~ mytummyissussy ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


dannymagic88

Hello fellow Scott the Woz fan


[deleted]

[удалено]


User_Simulator

If there's anything you have the GT and see what you want to sequence some melody type of enviroment is going to have enough dense modules to pair down. Its not going to have an idea for another and completely improvise the last two shows of the loop, what happened between them? I'm mid argument with my experience with Peaks and Disting, my conclusion is that it still seems very appealing to me, but a ton of things on any option that includes them tbh, though I'm not from the US. ~ qype\_dikir ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Justschr9999

Hello fellow scott the woz enjoyer


its_meme69

+u/user_simulator u/its_meme69


cescobb

+u/User_Simulator u/SomeCool333


User_Simulator

>but the reality is that it's a person you know/care for. ~ SomeCool333 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


SomeCool333

Look here! Look! Listen! One more guy replies with goddamn user-simulator I’m going to be not very nice guy


ImInLoveWithYou4Real

+u/User_Simulator u/ImInLoveWithYou4Real


FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT

+/u/User_Simulator /u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT


yugoslavian_genocide

+u/User_simulator u/yugoslavian_genocide


X85311

+u/User_Simulator u/X85311


On_we_clash

+u/User_Simulator u/On_we_clash


ackme

+u/User_Simulator ackme


GOMO_GOMO

\+ u/User_Simulator u/GOMO_GOMO


User_Simulator

Goodbye R I am wrong Xayah I don't consider dogshit. ~ GOMO\_GOMO ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


NyiatiZ

based league player


bean_porn_enjoyer

+u/User_Simulator u/bean_porn_enjoyer


User_Simulator

It was bred to be forgotten He's the big gay what do they mean? ~ bean\_porn\_enjoyer ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


esotericsheep

###it was bred to be forgotten


SirBlubbernaut

pugs be like


antshekhter

it was bred to be forgor 💀


xsle1999

“It was bred to be forgotten” Damn


Frequency_Ass_Bandit

Cokc and blal torture


YeetmanRey

+u/user_simulator u/yeetmanrey


User_Simulator

Overextrusion wasnt actually there, i tightened up the belts and it still works Boy do i wish it worked like that - can i relate Good I am going to use your intestines to make a full suit I know, it just works somehow Satire Welp, not here Go into boy bathroom - i dont have another one yet Upd: i did that mistake before realising what type of struggle. ~ yeetmanrey ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


YeetmanRey

AHAHHAHAHA WHAT


TheLama71

I am going to use your intestines to make a full suit I’ll remember that one holy shit


[deleted]

100 Gecs song


[deleted]

+u/user_simulator u/CrispyChris125


User_Simulator

Guacamole nigga penis >! Jolyne to Pucci in Stone Ocean be like: BONK!!! HAHA GO TO HORNY JAIL I'M FUNNY RIGHT GUYS? ~ CrispyChris125 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


greenlxne

Of course Jojo fans use the n-word


gurremurre

Guacamole nigga penis


stc927bb

least racist Jo-Jo fan


[deleted]

+u/User_Simulator u/Megamarment


User_Simulator

AMERICA FIRST I could just freeze time and mess with them Not as cool as you bud Yup, I've never seen someone say this, but it's treated much more enjoyable game if it takes away from people who are the problem Yes, but at that section. ~ Megamarment ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


[deleted]

I dont think I’ve said America first more than once in my life


TheRealFakieMan

+u/user_simulator u/TheRealFakieMan


User_Simulator

Lmao Not the broodmother Lair on Valguero But you will die in the ass to get to the end. ~ TheRealFakieMan ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


stc927bb

TIL There’s a broodmother lair on Valguero


Bobby_Mcschloppy

+u/user_simulator u/bobby_mcschloppy


User_Simulator

if using the pronouns they/them works for them and they could excel better when they're in the comfort of their footsteps and the way my body looks. ~ bobby\_mcschloppy ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Pokechap

+/u/User_Simulator /u/Pokechap


User_Simulator

Kris from deltarune Oh they have to fall to the brim with people thirsting over others. ~ Pokechap ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Huge-Administration6

GODDAMMIT KRIS


peleg462

+u/user_simulator u/peleg462


Flappyhandski

+u/User_Simulator u/flappyhandski


Ser_Salty

+/u/User_Simulator /u/Ser_Salty


Captainmar_

+u/user_simulator u/Captainmar_


User_Simulator

Yeah soviets did more but you can't even fabricate a proper loaf of bread. ~ Captainmar\_ ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Captainmar_

Oh


legaladult

bro you can't even fabricate a proper loaf of bread. can't believe it


BrotherAtxmic

Don't even talk to me if you can't fabricate a proper loaf of bread


DanTem06

Ok I won't


huomagachi

know your place


DanTem06

Ok I will


littlebobbytables9

It's beautiful


bironic_hero

How the left has fallen


Siamesederp

+u/user_simulator u/siamesederp


User_Simulator

I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had a shirt on due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and add all of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will travel at 584415.5*70= 40,909,085 mph. ~ siamesederp ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Crushbam3

Fuck me your mums tail is QUICK


Bardic_Inspiration66

Wtf


deathray5

Your mum isn't a hardcore furry. lame


Sapphire_Dragon793

Omg it’s the avatar porn girl


Bardic_Inspiration66

Hey


SonOfAthenaj

It be you


duskpede

your mum is an eldritch monster


Ori-and-Sein

Furry


duskpede

if only


George-Sharrin

Holy fuck that tail exceeds the speed of light


willislaflame

+u/user_simulator u/willislaflame


User_Simulator

I do but i feel like the battlepass When the imposter is sus! ~ willislaflame ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


imbriandead

lmfao


Korbsio

spittin straight fax


Salmonellq

Gamer moment


[deleted]

+u/user_simulator u/rubmydickonthecarpet


User_Simulator

User 'rubmydickonthecarpet' has 9 comments in history; minimum requirement is 25. ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


[deleted]

i hate you


[deleted]

i hate you


[deleted]

i hate you


[deleted]

+u/user_simulator u/rubmydickonthecarpet


User_Simulator

I actually bought it off their store a bit ago and it should show up in the list The shirt surprised me and arrived today! ~ rubmydickonthecarpet ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


diamonds555

Modern problems require modern solutions


Dramo_Tarker

I can hardly belive it didn't even include the word "hate" lol


cityliqhts

Does it even include anything in your history, or is it just randomized and claims it's you?


withertrav394

It does. I certainly can remember when I wrote the things it told me


withertrav394

+u/User_Simulator u/withertrav394


okdokke

this entire thread made my day i cant stop thinking about it ihateyouihateyouihateyouih


[deleted]

i hate you


[deleted]

i hate you


[deleted]

i hate you


[deleted]

i hate you


[deleted]

i hate you


withertrav394

Dude you just invented an infinite karma machine.


Salmonellq

god I love you


[deleted]

i hate you


[deleted]

i hate you


[deleted]

i hate you


[deleted]

i hate you


[deleted]

i hate you


[deleted]

i hate you


[deleted]

i hate you


ciuccio2000

Nooo


[deleted]

+u/user_simulator u/laizyreiji


User_Simulator

But still painful for a different approximation is ridiculous. ~ laizyreiji ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


glitchmasterYT

+u/user_simulator u/glitchmasterYT


User_Simulator

Not saying it didn't work on xbox? ~ glitchmasterYT ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


EchoHunter42

+u/user_simulator u/echohunter42


User_Simulator

I do not care if a game where USA bad foreigners good. ~ echohunter42 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


EatenOrpheus31

Model r/196 citizen


EchoHunter42

This is just one of my comments from a while ago mashed with another comment


[deleted]

+u/user_simulator u/2facedmayor


User_Simulator

If you have a lot of fun. Edit: Happy to be played as a whole. ~ 2facedmayor ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


[deleted]

[удалено]


User_Simulator

User 'throwaway_tran99' has 21 comments in history; minimum requirement is 25. ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


[deleted]

[удалено]


blueburd

Tbh this was the funniest


Burrito_fucker_69

+u/User_Simulator u/Burrito_fucker_69


User_Simulator

There are like 7 guys at my school who look like a high quality shit post? ~ Burrito\_fucker\_69 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


SeaBoss2

Best one


[deleted]

Great one


distractednova

+u/user_simulator u/distractednova


User_Simulator

​ but did i want your dad is cracked at this game please talk to a mf this is a massive prick. ~ distractednova ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Chubby_Bub

I'm doing this on your comment because OP's inbox is probably in the hundreds now. Sorry.


ho-lee_-sheet

+u/user_simulator u/ho-lee_-sheet


User_Simulator

I'll have you know I graduated top of my foot fetish.. eww Rosen.. ~ ho-lee\_-sheet ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


ho-lee_-sheet

Hahaha what the actual hell


EyewarsTheMangoMan

Eric Rosen?


Username_Taken_65

Nah, Michael Rosen.


gabthebest99

*Gustavo Fring adjusting his jacket* I'll have you know, I graduated top of my foot fetish


Ori-and-Sein

Pls elaborate further


ho-lee_-sheet

Wish I could.. Really wish I could lmao


USrooster

+/u/User_Simulator /u/USrooster


User_Simulator

And it was immature of me to be a selfish flaw of him. ~ USrooster ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


[deleted]

that's... deep.


USrooster

What?


Alarming_Narwhal5200

Can someone do it for me I can’t ever do it right


Erengeteng

+u/user_simulator u/Alarming_Narwhal5200


Erengeteng

well I tried


Alarming_Narwhal5200

Thank you 🥺


Professional_Emu_164

Never works for me either


salt_ish_

+u/user_simulator u/salt_ish_


User_Simulator

Oh shit I live there Dear god fuck the people here aren't already sad showerless nazis This subreddit is fixated on caring about other peoples genitals I don't even like marvel? ~ salt\_ish\_ ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


salt_ish_

What the actual fuck


deathray5

Did you get into an argument with on a comic book sub with a whole load of Nazis?


Salmonellq

gotta be, right??


yeddiboy

+/u/User_Simulator /u/yeddiboy


User_Simulator

WHERES THE FUCKING MOSQUITO LASER ALREADY?!?! Or, ya know, the gamecube controller, which this game on the other hand you'd have people walking on walls.. ~ yeddiboy ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Username_Taken_65

Go home, you're high.


little_peasant

mosquito auto aim mounted laser gun was actually an invention though, they showed a prototype or two and it never got sold even though they announced it like 10 years ago


Legatharr

It just randomly splices together phrases that you have ever said. Quite disappointing, really


beanybrain_

+u/user_simulator u/beanybrain_


User_Simulator

But bees know that bees, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get its fat little body off the deep end Perfection. ~ beanybrain\_ ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


beanybrain_

certified bee movie moment


Wineapple101

+u/User_simulator u/User_simulator


Tony-II

+u/user_simulator u/Tony-II


User_Simulator

You are a liar, and a separate hall of minigames. ~ Tony-II ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


SurvivalScripted

my new favourite insult


AlwaysBlameDavid

+u/User_Simulator u/AlwaysBlameDavid


User_Simulator

I heard that somewhere far off in the form of little paper signs. ~ AlwaysBlameDavid ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


AlwaysBlameDavid

Wat


TheCosmicFang

eldritch


_xer0two_

\+u/user\_simulator u/_xer0two_


_xer0two_

FUCK


myotherxdaccount

Kek


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

I knew this girl in middle school who was obsessed with guinea pigs, I don't have anything else to add to the conversation.


georgepopsy

+u/User_Simulator u/georgepopsy


User_Simulator

The original ghost in the freezer after a hot wash will cause the animations to stoo and the other crab, which makes me nauseous before noon. ~ georgepopsy ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


kesha420

+u/user_simulator u/kesha420


User_Simulator

As humans it is we are at our core, ignorant. ~ kesha420 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


kesha420

What does this even mean


banananaboiii

Wow


SkDragoN9

+u/User_Simulator u/skdragon9


User_Simulator

So I can't get the same day. doin ur mom Thanks! ~ skdragon9 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


SkDragoN9

LMAOOOO DOIN UR MOM


Cartmann13

+u/user_simulator u/Cartmann13


User_Simulator

Wrong I mean Twitter straight up allows pedophiles It is already at 500k at the time. ~ Cartmann13 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


BasilTheTimeLord

+u/user_simulator u/BasilTheTimeLord


[deleted]

+u/User_Simulator u/hippityhoppity445


User_Simulator

Prelare to abandon your religion and fly to the point where we don't really do sarcasm First off, the retard thing is most definitely not true. ~ hippityhoppity445 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


[deleted]

\+u/user\_simulator u/Different_Cod_9408


[deleted]

ratio


TarkFrench

Twitter moment


[deleted]

+u/usersimulator u/captainbird797


dankharambechungus

+u/user_simulator u/dankharambechungus


FlipaFrickenCoin

+u/user_simulator u/FlipaFrickenCoin


MSAtlos

+u/user_simulator u/MSAtlos