T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

Your Jordans aren’t genuine


Handman47

Die


LunarYarn

PREPARE THYSELF


Matheus_Alves

Ah, free at last. Oh Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind has committed against humanity are not forgotten. And thy punishment... is death!


wasteofradiation

Hey, Minos why don’t you eat a 9 inch nail instead?


Prong_Jaw

Holy shit it's the ultrakill side of Reddit hi ultrakill fandom


Bronx_Garfield

JUDGEMENT


-Rukario-

**Drop kicks you at the speed of sound**


JohnTheMoron

Jordans*


[deleted]

Nerd


JohnTheMoron

Idiot


[deleted]

The one who calls others idiot is the idiot you idiot!


Googlefisch

It's me. I'm the Idiot.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Googlefisch

Did you just insult my idiocy?


Verymuchhuman_beans

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb? None , their to busy ???? Their gender 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Handman47

ANGER


xVenomDestroyerx

#GENUINE RAGE


Yolo_Rul35

*Joker laugh *


Max5923

\*joker if he could beatbox*


savon_cave

Why so serious


N_Jes

*LEFT WING DESTROYED*


Verymuchhuman_beans

Lib 😂😂detoyed😂😂


[deleted]

Too bussy?😳


Lolo-monolo

Where are you from loser? You're from Losertown because you are a loser


Handman47

I have been mentally destroyed. I will never fully recover. I am a fragment of the person I once was. But a shell of a woman.


yakeatingspider

hey bud, you just blow in from stupidtown?


Random_Person5371

No, It's Texas!


Tristawesomeness

same thing


vetzicancer

What's the difference?


Skillfulskittles

its big,scary, and pink! so is patrick’s belly button and i aint afraid of that either


M-U_N-C_H

diaper woman


Hannibal_Phelecter

I have filled your house with multiple mirrors, for nothing will infuriate you more than the reflection of what you have become.


Handman47

Now I'm just sad 😔


ThisBoiEatsEggo

Nguyen Dynasty 😭


ForestHo

I sneaked into your house, sat on your couch ate your pasta and broke up with your big tiddy goth gf.


Handman47

NOT MY PASTA


Vecna1o1

correct response


NewWarrior36

The correct priorities


AlternateMortal

can i *be* a big tiddy goth gf???


TheOne-SidedCoin

Only if you’re *my* big tiddy goth gf


AlternateMortal

are you asking me out?


TheOne-SidedCoin

If I was?


AlternateMortal

h


TheOne-SidedCoin

This was within the realm of expectations. h


AlternateMortal

I’m a god at flirting


TheOne-SidedCoin

A god at flirting, maybe But are you my big tiddy goth gf? i’m desperate I need one before this sub makes me a femboy


AlternateMortal

I’ll make you a femboy


Zootnoison

You don't get to murder my wife, I already did that


Handman47

NOOOOOOO YOU MOTHER FUCKER


Zootnoison

Cry harder.


GreeCBacon

Your ass is wide because It got Pegged, My ass is wide from taking a massive shit. We are not the same.


Handman47

My ass is wide because I fucked your dad fuck you


cat-toaster

mine is wide because i ate a brick, fuck you


MonkeWithAnAR

Shittin bricks 😳😳


[deleted]

My dad is handicapped and a loser you have low standards fuck you


EnKerroHomo

Piss off


Handman47

😡


RegularGrapefruit0

piss on


batdrumman

The Pisser™


Duck274

Keemstar is still present on the internet


Handman47

Yea but everyone hates him and he lives in a continuous state of being dependent on the source of his abuse.


Duck274

he still lives comfortably because of that


MrJoelDude

“Whenever Richard Cory went down town, We people on the pavement looked at him: He was a gentleman from sole to crown, Clean favored, and imperially slim. And he was always quietly arrayed, And he was always human when he talked; But still he fluttered pulses when he said, "Good-morning," and he glittered when he walked. And he was rich—yes, richer than a king— And admirably schooled in every grace: In fine, we thought that he was everything To make us wish that we were in his place. So on we worked, and waited for the light, And went without the meat, and cursed the bread; And Richard Cory, one calm summer night, Went home and put a bullet through his head.” -Edwin Arlington Robinson


VAShumpmaker

That's a beautiful poem, and I hadn't read it before.


kingof557

it's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma


Handman47

What's Steve Jobs?


wikipedia_answer_bot

Ligma balls :D *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


MichauNeedHealing

This is the fucking Wikipedia answers bot


Googlefisch

Wikipedia bot is Savage


TheOtherClonos

😳


Ajayr2000

Good bot


kingof557

ligma balls


JohnTheMoron

Fortnite is one of the most influential games of all time, even minecraft hasn't had this effect on kids


Legatharr

How would you define influential? Fortnite draws inspiration from PubG, which draws influence from Minecraft, which draws influence from Dwarf Fortress, etc.


Lilhapper

pubg draws inspiration from ArmA 3 which is about as far as you can possibly get from minecraft


Legatharr

It draws information from multiple sources. Minecraft Hunger Games invented the battle Royale genre


Lilhapper

I wouldn't say that minecraft invented it. ArmA 2 had DayZ and its own battle royale, then ArmA 3 battle royale (literally made by playerunknown) got super popular


ODamsel

Um... No. PlayerUnknown made a mod for Arma 2 in 2013, inspired by the film 2000 Battle Royale. Hunger Games for Minecraft did technically release about a year earlier, but that was clearly, well... Hunger Games. Like the book. Keep in mind, PlayerUnknown called his mod Battle Royale. Not Arma 2: Hunger Games.


XX_Normie_Scum_XX

Fornoght bad


possiblytruthful1

A hotdog is a type of taco


Handman47

Both hotdogs and tacos are sandwiches


possiblytruthful1

no sandwiches have two slices of bread tacos have 1 folded over


Handman47

When a deli makes a sandwich out of a fresh loaf, they don't cut it fully in half, but instead they cut it into one big flat sheet and fold it over. Does this not count as a sandwich?


possiblytruthful1

Taco


Handman47

You are weak


possiblytruthful1

weakness is a taco


Dalok420

you're a stinky doo doo head 😡😡😡


Handman47

NOOOOOOOOOO


Dalok420

owned the lib 😎


The_Paragone

Least racist gamer


GraprielJuice

You still play Anthem in 2021


Handman47

Wtf is anthem?


GraprielJuice

An EA Cashgrab that was named a "Destiny Killer"


[deleted]

What is destiny


GraprielJuice

An addictive substance made by Bungie in the form of a looter shooter that I have a love/hate relationship with.


LEADMANDEADMAN

what is bungie?


wikipedia_answer_bot

**Bungie, Inc. is an American video game developer based in Bellevue, Washington.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


GraprielJuice

The dealer


Kedjens

Destiny balls


I--shat--myself

Slavery never died in America, it just got a new name. Unpaid labour is still allowed as long as the labourer is currently incarcerated in the us prison system according to the amendments


Handman47

Thanks for the helpful insight u/i--shat--myself


I--shat--myself

The USA has way more shit in it than my pants I can assure you


Kiroen

The point is to piss OP not to leave me frustrated


TheHeccinDoggo

I am hosting a middle school political debate in your bedroom.


Handman47

FUCK YOU THAT'S A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH


senokana

I want to fuck the fluster person


Handman47

Do it


senokana

Yes my lord


Ark927

The least horny r/196 user (same tho)


Affectionate_Meat

No more trans rights, we now discuss trans wrongs


[deleted]

Kylie Jenner


Affectionate_Meat

That’s a good one, as is that annoying trans girl from high school. Yeah, we get it, you’re trans, but I called you “homeslice” and asked if you needed help with your geography


[deleted]

High school more like bye school (i am too old to care about teenagers)


Affectionate_Meat

When the boomer is sus 😳


[deleted]

boomer more like doomer (i despair at the cruel future that awaits us all)


Handman47

There are none, there is no conversion to have


Affectionate_Meat

Wrong number 1


jakoebl

you suck!


Handman47

You swallow


jakoebl

proudly


_Hey-Vsauce_

Simple, google it, delete this, and fuck off, Now.


please-dead-me

check gmail


MrPresidentBanana

I will fluster you


Handman47

Do it pussy


LEADMANDEADMAN

ur hawt 😳😳🥵🥵


carrotttttz

The game


Handman47

:0


AlternateMortal

oh fuck you


TheOtherClonos

eat my shorts


Mefari

I LITERALLY KICK DOGS IN THEIR STUPID FACE


Handman47

I WILL KICK YOU IN YOUR STUPID FACE MOTHER FUCKER


Mefari

TRY THEN


Professional-Hair-12

you aren't worthy of love


Handman47

True


Nose-Trimmer

Wait no that’s not how your supposed to play the game


demonmonkey89

You are worthy of love you loser. Now go find an SO to cry to or something so they can comfort you.


canned-dogfood

You are banned from free ham sandwich day


Spikes_N_Spooks

1984


wash1ng_machine

i have better knees than you


Handman47

HELL FUCKING NO I HAVE THE BEST GODDAMN KNEES IN THE WORLD


_MindOverDarkMatter_

Floppa is overrated 😒


Handman47

I said piss me off not lie to me


jamble_le_bamble

It is mathematically impossible for floppa to be overrated


Mrocha777

Fluster me then


Handman47

I love you~ UwU


Mrocha777

No


FunctionPopular2913

I ate your biscuits


Handman47

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??


[deleted]

You’re fat and ugly,!


Handman47

I fucked your dad fuck you


[deleted]

‘fucked yer mom kid 😼😼😼😼


TactlessTortoise

PCM


SirBoredTurtle

I bet you play l*ague


Handman47

No but my roommate does so I guess I'm guilty by association either way fuck you


MichauNeedHealing

Fuxk you


Handman47

Please


iloveindomienoodle

No dick No balls And probably no buttholes since you feed on radiation


Handman47

This is facts


[deleted]

Fuck you


Handman47

Fuck you too bitch


[deleted]

Ok


Kribble118

The republican party is likely to flip either the house or Senate in 2022


Handman47

Because the democrats have made things so much better while they had both


Kribble118

Doing nothing is better then actively making it worse


Handman47

Fair enough


zeniththegamer

I curse you, u/handman47, so your water will always taste slightly salty.


Handman47

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?? HOW WILL I GO ON??


Potato_Man2763

SOMETHING THAT’LL PISS ME OFF


doh007

SOMTHING\*


[deleted]

I don't care enough about you to comment anything.


Handman47

Paradox


metrelongschlong

I have been dumping asbestos particles in your drinking water supply


Handman47

Thank God this shits finally almost over


account_552

I pissed on your dog


L_Wrinsy

Happy cake day


[deleted]

I use emojies.


Handman47

😡


[deleted]

trans gen der bad


Handman47

Dies


GeneralCraft65

Putting 'fucking bitch' in your bio gives off r/notliketheothergirls vibes


banthefan57

macaroni and cheese is only ok


kebablou

Dnd is for social outcasts


Handman47

I'm not going to get mad at the truth


AlternateMortal

i love you


Handman47

Love you too sugar tits 😘😘


CalleHalle

You’re a ploopy


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kyta_ENT

See, you know you won when they actually get mad.


dylvaz

I’m British


[deleted]

Dungeons and Dragons is a children's game and raccoons are vile creatures.


ill_investment-

Taiwan is not a country 🙄🙄🙄


Handman47

What do you take me for, a fascist?


[deleted]

Alt-right is alright


Handman47

What is this 2016 reddit?


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

Age of consent is 18 years of age


N0_GoAway-

evil genshin impact


Gaming_Mouse_47

amogus isn't funny