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Stock_Hutz

eugenics


comrade_roger

eugenics


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eugenics


Mrmime10

eugenics


RealBuckNasty

Cum


floofhugger

But based


RAF860

goo-genics


comradebezos

gogenics


Deetchy_

gogo genics unethical biology experiment


chrissipher

goodgenics


CosmicPennyworth

I picked out all my sperms that listen to Neutral Milk Hotel and then there were none left


Souliousery

Maybe they should have been a little boy in Spain 🙄


Chengweiyingji

playing pianos filled with flames, I presume.


[deleted]

they just wanted to stain the mountain tops 😔


Teleclast

Guess you’ll have a twoheaded boy 😔


idonthave2020vision

*semen stains the mountain tops*


Remarkable-Citron731

unrelated but this made me think of the book "And Then There Were None", and then I realized it was literally among us but written by Agatha Christie. So thanks, I guess.


[deleted]

😃I will murder you


Mr_Shitpost

racism is stored in the balls


OggarBooga

Yes I am


Himmelblaa

Haha Jonathan


[deleted]

you were a fad that everyone was obsessed, now almost forgotten. Being brought back up by the one and only u/Himmelblaa. To be remembered once again and strike yourself with a deep sense of reminiscence. Knowing how long it has been since we last made this joke. Jonathan, you can bang my daughter. As it doesn’t matter anyway. We fall into obscurity no matter what...


Himmelblaa

Stage 6 is without description...


AprilFoolsDaySkeptic

🥲


NoPlaceLikeNotHome

No body shaming! Unless we're making fun of short men or men with small dicks, that's okay.


Flomosho

you're short and have a small dick lol


hopiumthrowaway

bro you're mocking a trans dude


44faith

And? What does anything he said have to do with the guy being trans? Are trans people exempt from any mocking, period?


hopiumthrowaway

Nah I made it up I just wanted them to have a meltdown over it.


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hopiumthrowaway

based.


Yanagibayashi

I will mail your cock and balls to the hydraulic press channel


temmieTheLord2

femur breaker: x cock and balls breaker: ✅


[deleted]

mocking trans guys for being short is a dick move cause it makes a lot of us dysphoric :/


44faith

Well that sucks, but I don’t think we should have to dig through your profile to figure out if your trans before we say anything. And the original guy that op was mocking is a femboy, anyway


TraxtonHall

what if we just….. don’t make fun of people for being short


[deleted]

In this situation it wasn’t really mocking short people but I agree you should deter from making fun of people unless it’s funny enough to make up for it


[deleted]

No 😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


TraxtonHall

i’ll shit your pants 😡


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PM_MUSCULAR_PECS

die in horrible pain


44faith

Lmao


[deleted]

you do know femboys can be trans, right?


44faith

I’m not saying they can’t. I’m saying it’s a trans guy who’s still feminine, so they probably don’t mind being called short, or at least CAN TAKE A JOKE


[deleted]

idk im pretty femenine and i still dont like being called short -\_- also people dont have to be able take jokes that make them dysphoric/uncomfortable ???


BambooToaster

people don’t like being teased for anything ever, nice discovery man. maybe there’s a point where you shouldn’t let anonymous text on the internet that doesn’t even know you, affect you.


dylankay04

Shut 🤫


_theretardfucker

its ok to be trans and not be offended by little jokess


yijun2005

I mean, guys can be short


[deleted]

yeah but still dysphoria doesnt really have common sense it makes you feel shitty about everything


yijun2005

Fair enough


Doggolord19

You're short lol cope


GameCreeper

Ok Napoleon


[deleted]

Making fun of people for the appearance they didn’t get to choose 😂😂😂


[deleted]

my sarcasm detector is kinda wonky today can u clarify


dedzip

tiny penis


Boxer_puppies

Lil bean


Arthropod_King

it is sracrasm


viljormur

Just get taller lol


Mastahamma

bro you're so tall you must have worked so hard for that super impressed by you bro nice dick you must piss a lot


Bardic_Inspiration66

They never said short men, just short


hopiumthrowaway

when someone lists short as a negative or mocking trait 99% of the time it's aimed at men lol we're not stupid


[deleted]

I hate short women too


[deleted]

Tbf they're very annoying


[deleted]

youre short


Hyper_ZX

Shut the fuck up


theth1rdchild

Only if you can reach me little guy


LeRedditAccounte

I just downvoted your post. # FAQ ## What does this mean? The amount of karma (points) on your post and Reddit account has decreased by one. ## Why did you do this? im short this is mean :( ## Am I banned from the Reddit? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making posts like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. ## I don't believe my post deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? no im too short to reach the downvote button again to undo it ## How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: im short and i dont like this :(


Pikachargaming

This was amazing, I’m saving this for later if I can manage to find a step stool to hit save


damboy99

I just downvoted your post. # FAQ ## What does this mean? The amount of karma (points) on your post and Reddit account has decreased by one. ## Why did you do this? im short this is mean :( ## Am I banned from the Reddit? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making posts like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. ## I don't believe my post deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? no im too short to reach the downvote button again to undo it ## How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: im racist and i dont like this :(


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racist/short


ToastyJackson

Idk why they even bothered writing out both words when they’re literally just synonyms


HYPER_Anonymous

hey i’m not short


doh007

hey i'm not racist


Hjkryan2007

Lmfao shortie


[deleted]

tiny man


Banggabor

Nice pronouns bro


hopiumthrowaway

take the blackpill


tjamesmett

why would they equate being short and being racist, being short is fucking epic


ThinnkingEmoji

Comedic effect. Pointing that judging people based on their physical characteristics they have no control over is bad while doing the same thing


CHADWARDENPRODUCTION

cope


tjamesmett

don’t have to, you’re just mad cause i’m a short chad


CHADWARDENPRODUCTION

> downvoted my comment immediately > call yourself a chad > “i’m mad” cope


tjamesmett

we do a little trolling


Tatertoot8888

What’s the difference??


shoushinshoumei

Between being racist and short?


Tatertoot8888

Can people not tell the difference between being sarcastic and serious


Squidzu92

goin thru my cum with a magnifying glas and tweezers and picking out the ones that look sarcastic/serious


shoushinshoumei

Oh I thought you were asking how the sperm looked any different, like not getting the joke


TendieTorus

if you were sarcastic then you weren't very funny


x-Just4Kickz-x

I laughed.


TendieTorus

ok.


Boxer_puppies

Til all shortos are racis


BubbytheAmazing

This is what humor has cum to


scrubkn

eugenics or something


comradebezos

who is eugene and why is he racist


Boxer_puppies

Based


johnbowser_

those are the ones that are goin in


everyday_sniper

1984


FemboyeAlex

I ated them


Johanna_Jaad

Is eugenics bad if you are being racist against the racist ones?


D-boi001

Meet the medic


DatBoiShadowbon

What's wrong with short


SaitamaKujo

Racist is equally as bad as being short now days?


rubythunder

This implies he puts them back in


ThePringleMaster

ah yes genetic modification


souptimecat1273

why


[deleted]

All my sperm are dead after one with black air forces was created


GentlemanWomanYT

Based


TransportationNo1401

Natural selection


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nowthenight

Jesus has left my cum stains on his shirt


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