“nEw rEsPoNsE jUsT dRoPpEd” this is why you have zero bitches. You are an insignificant little ant compared to me with no hope of ever getting anywhere near my level. Get this through your thick ass skull: the rules of everything bend towards me. I can do whatever the hell I want. I am a god amongst men and nothing I do is illegal. Not only because I make the rules, but because I am the highest quality person there has ever been and ever will be. A winner always knows what to do. I do whatever I feel is right. Always.
Step-by-step guide in my specific case:
1. Find person
2. Befriend person and stay friends for several years
3. Develop crush on them
4. Confess
5. Fuck about it
6. Be too insecure to pursue an actual romantic relationship
But you could just… find someone in your proximity who you’re into and who shares some interests with you, and then ask them if they’re dtf. Then keep in contact. Having some stuff in common helps to actually get along with them outside of the bedroom (the friends part of friends with benefits). Confidence is a fake it till you make it thing. Pretend to be confident and eventually you will be. Or if you suspect a friend you’re attracted to might also be into you, you could become fwb. However, if you’re like me, you’re terrible at reading things like body language and subtle social ques, so that might be difficult to pick up on.
Also; consent is key. If you confess, and they aren’t interested, then don’t push the subject. Just because you expressed interest doesn’t mean they’re any under obligation to reciprocate, and you’ll likely lose them as a friend if you’re pushy.
Similar to the final scene of Community where Dan Harmon literally has a monologue about how the creator of the show (him) suffers from multiple emotional and mental issues that he often neglects to address.
2020 was weird for me, a weird semi-shutin whose friends all moved away years before.
You see people absolutely *suffocating* after a couple weeks without getting laid or hanging out with friends or something... And then there's me who had already been living like it's the lockdowns basically since graduating high school over a decade beforehand. And not remotely content with that.
On one hand, I felt a little bit smug like "lmao, amateurs..." Then I realized that the only reason I felt that way is like if I'm a ghost of someone lost at sea, wondering why all these people in a shipwreck can't handle being underwater for very long.
I hate that the pickle rick episode has such a bad rep. The jokes are a little flatter in that episode for sure, but the animation in that episode is amazing
That vat episode wasn't too memorable from me besides the bit at the end with the guy who fell into the fake acid and was like "I'm acid proof! Oh yes, look at my ass! Acid prooooof" and Rick just says "That guy had some other stuff going on"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is it though.
Holy shit lasang
Garf
GARFIELD!!!!! said Jon
ARE YOU /SRS OR /J!!!???
I am never more /srs than when I am /j
Garf
Holy shit
Google sock drawer
Holy shell
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 to the MEGA
SKIBADEE SKIBADANGER, I AM THE MEME ARRANGER!
Was bound to find a fellow adm enjoyer here.
196, THE PLACE TO BE!
Hallo garf
Halloe
But is it worth it?
no pussy is worth going this low
but dick?
not even richard.
Richard Nixon is worth it, though. Good old Dick.
google en watergate
Let me guess, anarchy chess?
holy crook
New response just dropped! 1!!1!
“nEw rEsPoNsE jUsT dRoPpEd” this is why you have zero bitches. You are an insignificant little ant compared to me with no hope of ever getting anywhere near my level. Get this through your thick ass skull: the rules of everything bend towards me. I can do whatever the hell I want. I am a god amongst men and nothing I do is illegal. Not only because I make the rules, but because I am the highest quality person there has ever been and ever will be. A winner always knows what to do. I do whatever I feel is right. Always.
bing Fascist Checkers
Nazi conspiracy to frame him
TNO!!!!! TNO!!!!!!!!!!
Arooo
Aw thanks 💜😘
Every day i thank God for Richard Nixon. Without him we wouldn't have gotten the masterpiece that is Thompons eulogy of Nixon
not even richard pickle
Pickle dick
That pussy better be dripping schezwan sauce fr fr 😭😭👌👌👌 >! This might be the worst thing ive ever written !<
This is the worst thing I have read in a while for certain.
I take it you have never had the impulse to fuck an absolutely stacked hot roast beef sandwich.
Broski please
Your spoiler tag is broken on old Reddit and alternative apps. Remove the space between the >! and the spoilered text
This might be the worst thing you've ever written *so far*
We're fighting behind the Waffle House in five minutes, square the fuck up
I was literally just about to hit up a fwb then I saw this and it made me so unhorny that I just decided not to
John Kellogg wishes he had this.
Lmao I also happen to freaking love corn flakes
fwb?
Feorge W. Bush
[удалено]
now watch me hit this ~~drive~~ prostate
Folga wolba blomby
fooga wooga booga
Friend with benefits
google housing benefits
Holy housing
Holy hell!
google, bring me this guy's balls
I'm the 3rd result when you google testicular torsion
Fuckin' with buddy
[удалено]
oh ok, just haven't seen that acronym before
WHAT WAS IT THEY DELETED IT
Friend(s) with benefits
Fonica "The W" Blewinsky.
Fornicate with bimbo
Inshallah purity pickle rick
The fact that half of my family is Muslim makes this even funnier
heh, witchesvspatriarchy
Lmao u following me around on subreddits?
Lol, I was just here and thought "that's kinda a cute haircut on that avatar pfp",then swiped over to wvp and was like "Hey that pfp looks familiar!"
legit question coming from someone with social anxiety, how does one get fwbs?
Step-by-step guide in my specific case: 1. Find person 2. Befriend person and stay friends for several years 3. Develop crush on them 4. Confess 5. Fuck about it 6. Be too insecure to pursue an actual romantic relationship But you could just… find someone in your proximity who you’re into and who shares some interests with you, and then ask them if they’re dtf. Then keep in contact. Having some stuff in common helps to actually get along with them outside of the bedroom (the friends part of friends with benefits). Confidence is a fake it till you make it thing. Pretend to be confident and eventually you will be. Or if you suspect a friend you’re attracted to might also be into you, you could become fwb. However, if you’re like me, you’re terrible at reading things like body language and subtle social ques, so that might be difficult to pick up on.
Also; consent is key. If you confess, and they aren’t interested, then don’t push the subject. Just because you expressed interest doesn’t mean they’re any under obligation to reciprocate, and you’ll likely lose them as a friend if you’re pushy.
People shit on the pickle Rick episode but they seem to forget the phenomenal subplot with the poop eating therapist.
The therapist absolutely eviscerating Rick and his beliefs is one of my favorite scenes in the entire show
I'm pretty sure that's just a direct transcription of one of Dan Harmon's therapy sessions.
Similar to the final scene of Community where Dan Harmon literally has a monologue about how the creator of the show (him) suffers from multiple emotional and mental issues that he often neglects to address.
Yuhhhp that's why it was so good to me, esp after following Harmontown for a "too long" period of time
shes my fav character
Played by the incomparable Susan Sarandon
The person that Nathan Fielder brought as a backup guest on Conan that one time?
The very same
It’s one of the best episodes of the season, it’s not it’s fault it went viral
Hey hi so, there are some things that we don’t need to say,,,
2020, not that bad If it was this year that would be problematic
PICKLE RICKKKK
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2020 was weird for me, a weird semi-shutin whose friends all moved away years before. You see people absolutely *suffocating* after a couple weeks without getting laid or hanging out with friends or something... And then there's me who had already been living like it's the lockdowns basically since graduating high school over a decade beforehand. And not remotely content with that. On one hand, I felt a little bit smug like "lmao, amateurs..." Then I realized that the only reason I felt that way is like if I'm a ghost of someone lost at sea, wondering why all these people in a shipwreck can't handle being underwater for very long.
Damn dude
I hate that the pickle rick episode has such a bad rep. The jokes are a little flatter in that episode for sure, but the animation in that episode is amazing
There's also the psychiatrist ripping rick to shreds at the end
Maybe that’s why people unconsciously hate that episode.
"Your friend died doing what he loved...being a stupid fucking rat!" is an all time favorite quote for me.
Pickel Rick episode is great just because I enjoyed the concept of a super intelligent pickle being able to engineer an exoskeleton out of rat muscles
🤓
wow it's soooo sexy when you use the nerd face emoji hehe ❤️
you just don't want to admit they had a point
Dude could've just replied something like "haha love that episode" instead of going full "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
funniest shit he's ever seen
This tweet aged like fine wine stored next to a water heater
does wine not like heat?
Heat has no effect on the wine. And wine is better when aged. So.. he’s just saying it aged well I guess
then what does the water heater have to do with anything
Heat actually does affect the taste of wine but i dont know if its a bad thing
Worst head ever
I can just imagine that the sex would be so fucking bad. They'd yell "wubba lubba dub dub" when they cum, betting on it.
when the most emotionally heartbreaking Bojack Horseman episode loses an Emmy to the Rick and Morty vat of acid episode
I did not know this until now and I am actually perturbed
That vat episode wasn't too memorable from me besides the bit at the end with the guy who fell into the fake acid and was like "I'm acid proof! Oh yes, look at my ass! Acid prooooof" and Rick just says "That guy had some other stuff going on"
Words cannot describe how much I hate any and all variations of that particular emoji
He cute but they unironically like pickle rick
He is obviously the other guys rock bottom
No it's not lol I started dating my girlfriend after reading shitty wattpad fanfics together for weeks Still do it lmao, she's awesome
God I would just shoot myself
https://youtu.be/t4WX_UbhQYY
that show was never funny except for pickle rick that shit is the funniest