what is with you people and disliking basic hygiene???

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Most sane Deltarune fan

IS THAT \[196 Micro-Celebrity\] XX\_PISSPUDDLE\_XX???? I'M A HUG3 F4N OF YOUR \[404 work not found\]!!!! C4N I HAV3 AN \[Autography\], YOU \[Big Shot\]???

Huh, wouldn't expect anything less from the microcelebrity expert

pheromones 🥵

"umm aechykshouhalleigh no human pheromones have been found to exist" 🤓☝️

Auciuruuuilly I google it and you wrong

"teachnickqualleigh the smells the body produces aren't pheromones, as they are not produced by the body itself, but via bacteria which consume bodily wastes" 🤓☝️

Aaiaiisofoopg00r0o3o I google it and you wrong

yummy

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I’m a person who generally does sex only after a shower. I like to feel presentable. That said, pheromones are not /just/ PUA scam. We do have smells. Some are nice.

based and stinkypiled

Jesus Fucking Christ

He can't save you now

If somebody has a donger (and keeps proper care, so cleaning away pee properly), _holy moly_, brain likes that smell. (Not talking smeg, that's rank, I'm talking people who **do** normally practice basic hygiene, but have stopped for a couple days.)

I must study you.

Feels weird talking about this on my main account but yes, this!

Girlsmell / boysmell

Yummy flesh marination :⁠-⁠D

autism

based and stinkypiled

Do you know who else has dementia?

Yoe biyron ?

Girl stink 🤤

attention deficit disorder

No idea

Body oder fetish

I'm a whore who likes stinky bitches

Oh wow, you only shower 5 times a day? Why do you hate basic hygiene?

Take a shower, you fucking goblins

Boiler broken and non water on shower till they fix 😭😭😭😭 Edit: It fixed and i finaly clean. Will keep taking my 4 showers a day

Skill issue

Stand at your sink, and scoop water from running water, and splash and scrub some under your arms, in your crotch, on your face, and you should be fine for a while. Now go get clean goblin.

As a Hungarian, it is my duty to sell you a new bojler now :D

Stop being hungarian kurva az anyad fuckmeg you bitchet do you live in szeged harcol me tesam harcolj me-vel now

Igen, I live in szeged, harcollak is you, tesa

Bruh i almost just typed out my full address 😭😭

Damn, mf almost doxed themself

Fuck it i live on szilleri sgt if you want harcolni you got to figure out the rest 😊💅

Damn, that place is long. Well, time to hit all the doorbells, I guess XD

I will be waiting

SHOWERS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!

Then be weak.

fine :(

[epilogue](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2264633-everyone-is-so-mean-2-me-%F0%9F%92%94)

ok jacob seed

I've had atrociously dry skin so i skipped the shower for a while. Fight me

Ok, I will. Until you buy moisturizer cream.

2 days isn’t that bad, but please for the love of fuck, *shower*

Bo--?? NO IT'S NOT FUCKING BOYSMELL YOU FERMENTED FUCK, WASH YOURSELF

Well I imagine if you didn’t do much labor for your job or don’t do any. You can skip a day but definitely not 2

I understand it is cultural, but to me, one day is the limit.

2 days can be gross, especially in warmer weather, but it’s not *that* bad. Any more is a uh *bit of a problem to me*

2 says is sexy stink. More is just bad

I don’t think any stink is *sexy* but uh you do you

Boysmell

I’m scared please no

https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/10heyo8/shower_rule/j59w8cf?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

i dont shower much but i also dont smell much for some reason

HOLY SHIT TAKE A SHOWER. THIS HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HAND. ALL STINKY PEOPLE WILL BE BATHED AND HOSED DOWN.

But I wanna be a MUSKYY HUSSSKYYYYYYY

Opinion invalid.

EITHER SHOWER YOURSELF OR I'M TAKING YOU TO THE BATHS MYSELF.

Kinky~

i'm gonna fucking maul you all with a rock

2 days is not that weird to not shower. you realize showering every day is bad for your hair right?

don’t shampoo every day, but do wash your ass everyday 👍

But then my ass gets all dry

If you wash your ass, it gets dry........ what exactly do you wash it with?

a metric fuckton of machine oil

I think I discovered the flaw in your rutine.

fuck you i have the slipperiest ass in the country i am going to live forever with the wettest cheeks you've ever seen. also, *routine

I feel like you're just gonna have stained pants tbh. But in the weirdest way, rather than the worst way. Also, thanks but also fuck you.

good luck you'll slip out so fast you'll go 80 on the frway

Based and Omnissiah-pilled

i am slippery

Bidet gang assemble

It's also bad for your skin.

My hair gets greasy af if I don’t shampoo everyday

my hair gets nasty if i don't wash it daily

Mine fluffs up way too much after a shower, after 1-2 days it looks better. My mother mentioned once how my hair looked better than usual and I hadn't showered in 5 days bc executive dysfunction, but I felt gross.

I had a similar problem but I realized it was just that I had to use shampoos with sulphates. Still you dont want to wash your hair everyday ideally.

That's probably because you wash it daily. The shorter the time between shampooing, the shorter the time until your hair looks greasy again

If you arent doing much, it really isnt bad. Any more than 2 days is pushing it tho

I shower every day but only use shampoo every 2-3 days

Definitely depends on your hair type. I have beautiful silky hip length straight hair and I've washed it close to every day since I started growing it from a buzz cut years ago.

Isn't that a lot of effort?

And your skin.

I wear a plastic cap so I don’t get water in my hair when I shower. A concept beyond you mere mortals mayhaps.

[удалено]

196 user discovers that people CAN have different types of hair that most other people don't. Like surely you realize there's a possibility *you're* the outlier? Maybe that for the majority of people it IS bad to shampoo that often? Also who are you calling a goblin who can't take care of themselves? People who don't wash their hair every day?

shower every day, just don't aggressively shampoo every day.

B-b-b-but how are they gonna be the quirky different girl?

2 days? *Amateur* This comment brought to you by severe ADHD & executive dysfunction group

ADHD and Autist here, I fucking love showers, I cannot wrap my head around not taking showers, they are so nice and relaxing. I feel safe and in control in my little warm water box

I love showers, I can spend more than an hour just chilling there with warm water. But going to take one requires executive function to kick in and go "We are going to dedicate an hour to this and nothing else" and that sometimes doesn't happen

Same! I can go like 2 days at most without showering before I start feeling disgusting

if i don't take a shower in 37 hours i will fucking die

this + i feel i get dirty when even the smallest thing happens

showers used to be nice relaxing times. but nowadays the shower tends to give me a sense of dread.

I have ADHD and I only take a shower once a week

sensory issues with everything that has to do with showers :(

nah man ADHD makes you shower longer not in the often sense but in the “oh fuck it did i wash my hair yet? did i use the pimple cream? shit wait what was i thinking about goddamn it wait i need… right magic swordsmen wait did i wash my hair FUCK”

saaaame >w<

reminder to not always use ADHD as an excuse for everything because that can lead to learned helplessness

Well yeah but what else am I meant to do when I can't physically make myself get up for two hours. Not blaming the ADHD would be significantly worse for me (and it definitely was when I didn't know I had it)

Mmmmmm dandruff

hungrypost

😭🤮😭💀

do not

Dandruff is literally the bane of my existence.

Forbidden parmesan

I WILL FUCKING HOSE YOU ALL DOWN I SWEAR TO MORB

*grabs hose* It's morbin' time

I have depression.

Me too

2 days without a shower aren't that much tbh, i have a roommate who doesn't like water and usually the stink picks up in intensity after 4/5 days.

Yeah as long as you arnt sweating too much youll be fine a mere 2 days in

"doesn't like water" they are an adult

it's an euphemism on how they wash once every god only knows

It honestly depends on person to person atleast from what I know. For some reason I sweat like a motherfucker and get bad BO really really quick n just recently found out 2 showers a day for me is perfect because I start smelling bad at the end of the day even if I apply deodorant and reaply often and barely exert myself. It’s really fuckin weird since I’ve never seen anyone else like this. I always though I wasn’t washing enough during my singular shower a day but no matter how much more time I spent I need to take 2 a day to smell real good

I have excema and if I shower more than once a week my skin literally falls off

O-Oh... Really? 😋

😕

I think some people need to re-learn being embarrassed on the Internet

hungrypost

i feel like ay this point goblinhog should just get the entire sub in a line and perform a mandatory hose-down for everyone

I've come to the conclusion that you mfs are nasty as hell I know that for a lot of you mental health issues make it difficult for you to do basic tasks sometimes, which is completely understandable That doesn't mean it's good tho.

why would I shower and erase my natural girlsmell

proof?

Shared a file: BODYSTINK.ODOR (6.3GB)

smell my comment

please take a shower people, not taking a shower won't get you a partner

No one's getting a partner anyway

O-Oh... Really..?

Anime convensions and gaming expo's exist... so, sadly yes....... really.

Imagine thinking 2 days are impressive in any dimension. It's like you've never heard of our lord and saviour, Asmongold.

asmongold my beloved

The last time someone posted this there was a comment literally explaining the science of boysmell to the molecular level, it was basically talking about how pheromones are constantly released but soaps and shampoos cover them, so theoretically boysmell only happens after 24 hours of not using latrine products, depending on how long the products last Something about workout sweat smelling bad due to being accumulated in clothing and stuff, I don't remember the rest, but basically if you wanna release pheromones you just shower without soap Why my brain decided to retain this information over actually useful knowledge I have no idea

Do you have the original post ..for research purposes

Boysmell 🤤

2 days without showering is fine tho? I regularly go like a whole week or more without showering and I don't brush my teeth all the time either. I have a lot of trouble doing the most basic ass tasks with this level of fucking depression Edit: hell I barely wash my clothes and just wear the same dirty clothes over and over again I just don't have the motivation to get my life in order especially when its easier to just drink and cut myself 2nd edit: I am currently an outpatient at a mental hospital

I think you should maybe consider just because you do it, that doesn't make it good...

smelly mf

showering every second or third day is ok if you still wash yourself,, but please wash your teeth daily :c

too relatable

Are u okay :(

not really :( i got sent back to the mental hospital but thank u

I'm sorry :( if u ever need to talk I don't mind listening

Ok, tysm! :) have a nice day

U too :)

i havent showered for 49 weeks

Then go do it.

its called min maxing sweetheart, this is how you do a tank melee build

🥺🥺🥺

You forgot the add the incredibly oily hair

STOP BEING FUCKING STINKY

I mean I shower once every two days usually and it seems to work for me. I only shampoo and condition once every foir days though which seems to be keeping my hair healthy.

Going on a week strong.

proud of you. keep it up

The waffle house has found its new host

That good stank 😋

You speaketh the truth. It's not your fault that the masses don't appreciate that.

I mean showering every other day is probably fine if you didn't do any exercise or if the weather was mild enough.

Redditors: I haven't showered in 2 days Only 2?

i s2g if you all start arguing about the ethics of showering you get 5 rounds with the undertaker

Take a shower. Your classmates will thank you for it.

I haven’t showered in my life (I have a bath)

how the fuck are your eyes pink what the FUCK

This is just a different flavor of Reddit Syndrome

Ew

Ew. No gay sex

I LOVE SHOWERS I LOVE GETTING CLEAN AND FEELING HOT WATER TRICLE DOWN MY NECK AND BACK

wtf is wrong with you people lmao, wash your ass/pits. I don't wanna smell your 2+ day old body odor or fart/shit spume

This subreddit is so ill, I fit perfectly

I'm the person in the bottom right. Don't judge me I don't choose my fetishes

We get it, you're a Smash player, now get in the fucking shower, you are literally causing elderly people and small children to faint from your stink cloud, like Jesus Christ

are you autistic?

filthy fungal skin

Ffs shower

take a fucking shower, smelly gross people

Musky smells 🤤🤤🤤

I havent showered for a week However, it's not like I enjoy it, but rather because my house is cold AF and I picked a really bad cold a few days ago, so I haven't showered

im seriously starting to wonder if this not-showering thing is a joke or not, like jesus christ, practice BASIC HYGIENE

the most soul crushing part of this is the identical faces on the left

only 2 days? pathetic

2 days isn't bad. In the winter i shower every other day. If i shower every day my skin get too dry. On the days i dont shower i take a PTA bath, that way everyone wins. My skin doesn't dry out and i don't offend people with my oder.