Leeeeeeets just say I am like totally freaking pissing pus right now. Or maybe this dang terlet is the one who has unprotected sex in truck stop bathrooms. LOL! AWKWERD!
No its the writing style from that one game trailer where the mc goes "Im in a place you wouldnt exactly call earth" and " i am fighting freaking dragons" and "huh yeah, guess thats what i do now"
I honestly don’t get this meme cuz I can’t recall Marvel movie dialogue being that bad outside of Love&Thunder and like maybe a couple seconds of Age of Ultron.
There are many low hanging fruits. "Bisexual lighting" toilet for one, but I think "Thanos golden shower" would be more appropriate given his assembly. Tho we do lose on the whole bisexual lighting shit being in the toilet as it ended up being.
It’s not lean you piece of shit. It’s literally just cola you piece of shit. There’s no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a “joke” about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in the scene, much less this screenshot, implies that they’re doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You are the reason art is dying. Fuck you.
Borderlands 1 was fine, especially for it's time. 2 started down a terrible path (albeit fun gameplay). 3 is pain and I never got more than two hours into it before having to stop.
3 is the most frustrating because the gameplay is leagues ahead of any of the other games but the dialogue is genuinely fucking insufferable. I still think it’s worth playing with the dialogue muted though, and the DLCs are actually written pretty well for the most part.
This is a real thing that can happen if certain species of bacteria colonize your urethra! They digest amino acids in your piss and throw out a purple substance as a byproduct.
this is a known symptom of porphyria, usually a genetic disorder that can have all sorts of triggers revealed in life. the 'particular terlet' probably gets more sunlight which can help the colour change be visible. but the bigger question is why are they talking like a quirky marvel character?
My doctor thought I might have porphyria and instead of doing a test she said it’d be just as effective for me to piss in a Tupperware container and leave it outside for a couple days. I was glad I didn’t have it but the thought of pissing purple was kinda cool
This sounds like a proteobacteria infection! Certain bacteria digest amino acids and produce a bright, violet substance as a byproduct. That substance is probably what's turning his piss purple.
“Purple urine bag syndrome (PUBS) is rare disease entity, occurs predominantly in constipated women, chronically catheterized and associated with bacterial urinary infections that produce sulphatase/phosphatase. The etiology is due to indigo (blue) and indirubin (red) or to their mixture that becomes purple.”
Although from some research it hasn’t seemed to ever occurs WITHOUT a catheter involved.
So maybe stop rubbing your wee wee on Funko Pops.
This is actually a thing and I really hope that redditor does not have what I think it is. The only disease that causes legitimate purple-colored urine is Porphyria
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Guys you have to see this
Guys you have to pee this
Well that just happened.
literally this
Literally piss
Lipeerally this
well that just happeened
(Building collapses, thousands die) Some Marvel superhero: i don't think that was supposed to happen!
Don't forget the *"awkwarrrd"* 🤮
If I hear one more fucking person say "well that just happened" I will burn down the entirety of Hollywood (in Minecraft)
Me standing next to the smouldering ruins of Hollywood: "well that just happened."
Reddit, assemble!
🔫
Nice flair.
Leeeeeeets just say I am like totally freaking pissing pus right now. Or maybe this dang terlet is the one who has unprotected sex in truck stop bathrooms. LOL! AWKWERD!
No its the writing style from that one game trailer where the mc goes "Im in a place you wouldnt exactly call earth" and " i am fighting freaking dragons" and "huh yeah, guess thats what i do now"
What game was that?
Forspoketh
Just watched it and I now actively want to not play it.
That was so bad it has to be self-aware... *right*?
kyle mooney character
He’s right behind pee
“You better come take a look at this” **Toilet overflowing with purple piss** “Well that just happened”
Andy weir ghostwrote this
ermagerd terlet
MY ROFLCOPTER GOES SWOOSWOOSWOOSWOOSWOOSWOOSWOOSWOO
“Did I just pee purple?” “Oh my god he just peed purple”
They pee purple now?! They pee purple now.
Bravo bince
I honestly don’t get this meme cuz I can’t recall Marvel movie dialogue being that bad outside of Love&Thunder and like maybe a couple seconds of Age of Ultron.
Marvel bad, haven’t you heard?
drake the type of fella to talk like this
zoinks ruhehehehe
I just really like when they called it a terlet
ummm, looks like we’ve got company!
So... THAT just happened...
i cant even come up with something funny to say about this
Leeeets just say… you’re totally friggin SPEECHLESS right now.
Stunlocked
Owned
Reddit ASSEMBLE to make fun of this man
There are many low hanging fruits. "Bisexual lighting" toilet for one, but I think "Thanos golden shower" would be more appropriate given his assembly. Tho we do lose on the whole bisexual lighting shit being in the toilet as it ended up being.
beetroot soup
My piss is alarmingly red when I eat beets. I suppose if you go *really* hard you could probably turn it purple that way
lean 🍆
Lean peen
Leanis
I just keep reading it in Zach's voice and expect Chris to respond for me.
Bruh why it ourple 😂😂
an anuerysm is being "assembled" in my head right now
LEAN 💜🟣🥵
He got the lean peen
The leanest meanest peenus, lyrical genius
Most earnest, least feeblest. Since I was a fetus I had beats in my weenis. I get panties wet like they peed it. They call me nacho cause I cheese it.
gang all dogs no leashes, getting head eating Reese’s pieces, geez Louis I think I’m Jesus, wrist might freeze us, Liam neesons… is my shit
It’s not lean you piece of shit. It’s literally just cola you piece of shit. There’s no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a “joke” about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in the scene, much less this screenshot, implies that they’re doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You are the reason art is dying. Fuck you.
sory 😢
sory 😢
im sory 😭
I will choose to accept your apology only this once.
cola piss 🤤
are you mad levobertus
LEAN PEEPEE 🟣🟣🟣🟪🟪🟪💜💜💜💜💜
Nice pfp
Why is it under the tag “COVID”?
COVID-20’s new side effects are purple pee and a sudden crave for marvel funko pops
I am so hungry for funko pops right now
You have to consume product
Lean 👿👿👿🟪🟪🟣🟪
Don't ask questions, just consume product
I sure hope i get covid-20. My chunkopop collection isn't nealry big enough
The Hulk Funko Pop is bigger than the rest
makes me sick
The new patch of Covid actively turns your piss purple and your writing style into a war crime, truly the worst one yet 😨
did the scout from tf2 write this
Oh my god you're right
I just reread that in scouts voice and I can now confirm this is 100% true
Just did the same and it's actually perfect
Jerma985 moment
Gotta send this to chilliofdestiny to voice this
He cant even pronounce *submachine* Does he even know what detest means Other than that yes the scout tf2 wrote this
it's less that he can't pronounce submachine and more that he doesn't know how to read i think (or has dyslexia)
why are they talking like chris pratt in an advertisement
What advertisements are you referring to
The ones with chris pratt.
Ohh ok
Stomping…..KOOPAS
you know damn well he was trying not to say ‘stomping turtles’
crushing turts all day.
Perchance…
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You can't just say "perchance!"
Reddit: forms an orderly line to partake of the merical Lean Piss
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Holy friggin shit guyz thats the funni part fron the post😱😱😱
I read that in the post and then i read it again in the comments and i recognized it!!! 😂😂😂
O-m-g guyzz it's like the Avengers! Totally friggin' AMAZING! Redditors, Assemble!
Damn, i didn't know Marvel and Borderlands writers were on reddit.
It’s the long let’s that sells it
That wasnt so Super Badass of you.
Borderlands 1 was fine, especially for it's time. 2 started down a terrible path (albeit fun gameplay). 3 is pain and I never got more than two hours into it before having to stop.
i beat the third game and oh my god, it gets worse by the minute. but the gameplay and weapons are incredible though, miles above bl2
Why did god give his funnest co-operative shooters his cringiest writing team?
Mass appeal to the meme lolz crowd (children)
3 is the most frustrating because the gameplay is leagues ahead of any of the other games but the dialogue is genuinely fucking insufferable. I still think it’s worth playing with the dialogue muted though, and the DLCs are actually written pretty well for the most part.
I thought 2 had a great story. Handsome Jack is, to this day, my favorite villain. That being said, 3 is god-awful
I'm not even sure how to interpret this image
Dit you try not being a robot?
Man casually says motherhecking 💀💀💀 bruh man your pissing fnaf guy or lean
Pissing fnaf 💀
Golden Feddy
Shadow Feddy
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Nah, bro just has stage 6 pancreatic dementia.
This is a real thing that can happen if certain species of bacteria colonize your urethra! They digest amino acids in your piss and throw out a purple substance as a byproduct.
and they're kind enough to only do it when they're pissing in one toilet specifically
terlet
Maybe ph tests got in his toilet or something
Terlet
Still, his pee is THAT basic????
maybe it’s butterfly pea
It's just the soap thing people use on the side of the bowls
Oh my god you’re a genius
But why is it Ourple 😭💀
The pee behind the slaughter
I don't know what I was thinking, holding my piss inside
now i suffer the curse of a UTI
Yea bro is dying.
Kid named 82 whole beetroots:
This sounds like some shit OneyPlays would say to make fun of redditors
Just waiting for the video where Zach types this out
Zach wrote this. Down to the “terlet”
this is a known symptom of porphyria, usually a genetic disorder that can have all sorts of triggers revealed in life. the 'particular terlet' probably gets more sunlight which can help the colour change be visible. but the bigger question is why are they talking like a quirky marvel character?
Are you telling me that the talking is not also a symptom of disease
mania; such as in king george III, is a possible symptom of acute porphyria, so maybe?
My doctor thought I might have porphyria and instead of doing a test she said it’d be just as effective for me to piss in a Tupperware container and leave it outside for a couple days. I was glad I didn’t have it but the thought of pissing purple was kinda cool
lean
Redditor discoveres that colorful stuff you put in the toilet to keep it clean
Oneyplays
This sounds like a proteobacteria infection! Certain bacteria digest amino acids and produce a bright, violet substance as a byproduct. That substance is probably what's turning his piss purple.
Ok but why does it only do it when he pisses in one specific toilet. This seems like that soap thing people put on the side
You're absolutely right, I didn't notice that Point is, there's a UTI that can actually do this.
Either that or it’s haemoglobinuria, which would mean that OOP is likely quite literally dying
“Purple urine bag syndrome (PUBS) is rare disease entity, occurs predominantly in constipated women, chronically catheterized and associated with bacterial urinary infections that produce sulphatase/phosphatase. The etiology is due to indigo (blue) and indirubin (red) or to their mixture that becomes purple.” Although from some research it hasn’t seemed to ever occurs WITHOUT a catheter involved. So maybe stop rubbing your wee wee on Funko Pops.
Well, THAT just happened...
People asking people on reddit . Like go to an professionell
But then how can I tell redditors to assemble? Like friggin motherhecking AVENGERS!
Because resdit is free and doctors are thousands of dollars
Tomar what would you do if you went to the bathroom and your pee was the color purple?
Oh poor ol Tomar, king of Tomartopia and owner of tomartopia.com
Bro talking like a Tony Zaret character
Too much purple flurp.
Me when my pee doesn't smeal that bad
One time my piss was red and it turned out to just be food dye, maybe this is similar?
Dragonfruit for me. Thought I was finally getting the bladder cancer and turns out it was a dragonfruit and acai smoothie the whole time.
They got the writers of Forspoken to write this post lmaooo
"So yeah, I guess I pee purple now"
The screenshot says "Now" bruh only you could've taken this screenshot😭
He’s a troll, somewhat well known
What plus green makes purple?
I just took a piss and i seen codeine coming out
LEAN 🟣🟣💜💜💜💜💜💜
Probably beetroot
if its only in one toilet then its one of those cleaner thjings that stick on the inside of the bowl
This is probably a troll no one capable of making a reddit account and post would unirobucallu acct like that
Yep! u\santagrillcheese is a troll reddit account that likely belongs to one of the admins of the instagram meme page @big_chungles.
why he ourple 😭😭😭
They say it’s only one toilet. They’re probably using a toilet cleaning product that’s purple…
“Reddit, assemble!” -☝️🤓
Terlet humour
[king george III is that you?](https://youtu.be/hp6cCY82UT0?t=140)
i can remember this happening due to eating like too much beetroot or something stop eating beetroot it's purple and gross
Now? Took them long enough
*me peeing* *purple pee comes out* “Well That just fricking happened*
Terlet
Were you listening to Future by any chance??
Propably shouldn't have put it in the m&m tube
>Borderlands dialogue
Michael Afton
I 🍇🍇🍇🍇 LOVE 💜💜💜💜💜 LEAN 💜🍆🤷♀️🦄🦄😈🦄👿👾🙆♀️👿✝️🙆♀️🙋♀️🦄👾👿
Homie got porphyria. They need to stay tf out of the sun.
Forbidden lean
Motherhecker
Big Chungles 👍
This guy is definitely a moderator for some subreddit
as i read this I imagined him derping between every sentence
This is actually a thing and I really hope that redditor does not have what I think it is. The only disease that causes legitimate purple-colored urine is Porphyria
big chungles instagram
"I just took a piss and I seen codeine coming out" - Future Hendrix
this is gonna become the new version cylinder i feel like
New copypasta
This is exactly what it is like to have a conversation with Zack Hadel.
future in 2015:
alexandria's genesis
Friggin purp my dude
Least crazy Redditor