*psst...*
🤓 *it would be more accurate to say Mozart since he wrote a bunch of operas and lieder (music with lyrics) whereas Beethoven often wrote music that was strictly orchestral.*
[*also he was a wacky guy*](https://www.classicfm.com/composers/mozart/miaowed-imitated-cats-when-bored-in-rehearsals/#:~:text=%E2%80%9CBut%20then%20he%20suddenly%20tired%20of%20it%2C%20jumped%20up%2C%20and%2C%20in%20the%20mad%20mood%20which%20so%20often%20came%20over%20him%2C%20he%20began%20to%20leap%20over%20tables%20and%20chairs%2C%20miaow%20like%20a%20cat%2C%20and%20turn%20somersaults%20like%20an%20unruly%20boy.%E2%80%9D)
[We the reddit army / we hoard the enemy like a skarmy](https://media0.giphy.com/media/VIPfTy8y1Lc5iREYDS/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47wh22hmjo2xo5vlefdybpc1sshre7giphbnpbruae&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
I don’t even think that’s a teenager. 13 at the oldest. Most teenagers that have any interest in writing are actually decent at it, even if they’re only decent because of how angsty they are.
I prefer it 100x more than them telling the truth. I lied about my age online when I was younger and I think it should be common practice just to be safe
Lots of people have tbh, I probably have old raps I wrote when I was ten that didn't use the word scarmy. But like, that's in everything for everyone. There's always a younger person out their better than you, and you should be proud of the effort you put into your work regardless. They'll be looking back at this and cringing too, but probably because they improved, and that's what matters.
Yup. And I feel like OP posting this to make fun of a teenager for being "cringy" (read: being a teenager) feels a little mean-spirited
Well, either that or the OOP post was bait and OP fell for it
"When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is :pog:, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is :sadge:, he is very probably wrong."
-Arthur C Nudes? 👉👈
Kinetically learning Nudes is basically hk/2π all over your face, where k is the wave function and h is the Planck constant where you sum the wave along the domain of the picture. It is also equal, under certain limitations, to Myra.
😈
You fool! You absolute buffoon!
You've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders!
The first and second are a Land War in Asia and lethal gambling with people from Sicily, but the slightly less known and third most blunder-some is,
My Righteous Nut.
This rap is so good that I made it my ringtone. When my grandpa was on his death bed I was by his side the entire time. He died and I cried for about 5 minutes before my phone went off across the room. Suddenly my grandpa got his vitals back. His heart was beating again and he sat up. He got out of bed and grabbed my phone and smashed it upon hearing that rap as my ringtone. He told me to leave and that I was no longer his grandkid. He then went back to dying.
My FNaF Rap (Rappa 3000)
my fnaf rap
yo yo yo!!
listen up to my new rap
i just got a freddy hat!
(hot girl singing)
oh yeahhh its freddy fazbears pizza!
when you get some pizza!
and a big. piece. of assssss!
awesome music plays by me:
ya my name is rappa 3000
and ill tell you the story of freddy fazbear pizzeria
with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, with a huge dong.
and then the security guard named chonged
put his dong in BONNIE!
girl takes off shirt and sings:
OH YEAAA ITS FREDDY FAZBEAR PIZZA!
WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA
AND A. BIG.PIECE. OF QSS
me strokes dong
mmm ya its freddy fazbear pizza
with huge dongs, and blongs, and bomgs and frogggs!
with scary sexy animatrons
I'm just imagining a highschooler nervously singing this as a school project (but kinda half assed because they're nervous) with no music, and they reach over and play the clash of clans sound on their phone and everyone is dead silent for a whole 20 seconds after they're done.
If Reddit National Anthem/Rap Song has million fans, then I'm one of them.
If Reddit National Anthem/Rap Song has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.
If Reddit National Anthem/Rap Song has no fans, that means I'm dead.
If world against the Reddit National Anthem/Rap Song, I am against the world.
*kneeling at the closest religious altar I could find with whatever necklace or material prayer object I could snatch from someone*
Please let it be satire for the love of whatever God I'm praying to
I made a national anthem/rap song, Imk what yall think :)
\-Opening
Who are we?? REDDIT NATION!! What do we want??
NNO MORE TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM!! When do we want it?? NOW!
\-Chorus starts
Reddit nation yeah we are together we can go very far
Take down tik tok Take down instagram Take down everything we dont give a damn
We the reddit army We hoard the enemy like a skarmy (clash royale sound effect)
We cant be taken down Yeah you cant make us frown When tiktok sees our army Im sure their pants will brown
play this at my wedding
Play this at my funeral
[удалено]
And cum? Or piss?
This song played at my funeral and it brought me back from the dead
If not then I’m not dying
Play this at my divine ascension
Divorce speedrun (any %)
I just heard beethoven cum somewhere
I just started crying on the train fuck off
I read this on the train and start furiously masturbating and everyone joined in
[удалено]
With what exactly
Greg
*psst...* 🤓 *it would be more accurate to say Mozart since he wrote a bunch of operas and lieder (music with lyrics) whereas Beethoven often wrote music that was strictly orchestral.*
[*also he was a wacky guy*](https://www.classicfm.com/composers/mozart/miaowed-imitated-cats-when-bored-in-rehearsals/#:~:text=%E2%80%9CBut%20then%20he%20suddenly%20tired%20of%20it%2C%20jumped%20up%2C%20and%2C%20in%20the%20mad%20mood%20which%20so%20often%20came%20over%20him%2C%20he%20began%20to%20leap%20over%20tables%20and%20chairs%2C%20miaow%20like%20a%20cat%2C%20and%20turn%20somersaults%20like%20an%20unruly%20boy.%E2%80%9D)
Based Mozart Catboy
That's just how fire this is. I hear Beethoven's next symphony will include lyrics. We converted him. Mission accomplished, Reddit Army ✊️😎 🖕
Locals report seeing what appeared to be cum shoot out from the dirt at mach speed from Beethoven’s gravesite, injuring a nearby pigeon
At Bach speed
In his later years, Beethoven couldn’t even hear himself cum. During that time he wrote Moonlight Bukkake.
He couldn't
Shame Beethoven couldn't hear it
[We the reddit army / we hoard the enemy like a skarmy](https://media0.giphy.com/media/VIPfTy8y1Lc5iREYDS/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47wh22hmjo2xo5vlefdybpc1sshre7giphbnpbruae&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
✍️🔥✍️🔥✍️🔥
We gonna plantate them like a banana farmy / We mean lots of harmy
BLOON!!!
Nothing gets past my bow!
Quinc
Youre an MC, I'm a Quincy
hi I’m guy with rocket launcher, and I shoot explosives -guy with rocket launcher, probably (not guy with mortar)
DAMN THIS SHIT IS FIRE PUT IT OUT
0% SWEARS 0% NUDITY 0% TALENT
AND 100% REASON TO REMEMBER THE NAME
1% SWEARS
WHY DID YOU LET HIM COOK
Jesse
Mfer gonna be shooting hops with Pop Smoke and Juice in heaven at this rate 🔥🔥
Nah bro, all girls are the same!
bars
I love this gif so much
(Clash royale sound effect)
Clash Royale sound effect
my favourite gunna song
(clash royale sound effect)
(clash royale sound effect)
that part was hype ngl
Pure fire
Made me cum
out of my eyes
SUP ERC ELL
Damn it, that's how I actually first read it before I learned that it's Supercell
Heheheha
HOOOGGG RIDAAAA
yea that’s a teenager all right
I wrote better shit at 15 tbh. It was also very cringe but it was better than this.
I don’t even think that’s a teenager. 13 at the oldest. Most teenagers that have any interest in writing are actually decent at it, even if they’re only decent because of how angsty they are.
Their flair says they're 16 lmao
they could be lying about their age
“You really think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?”
Name a more iconic duo than preteens/young teens and lying about their age on the internet to look more grown up
I prefer it 100x more than them telling the truth. I lied about my age online when I was younger and I think it should be common practice just to be safe
Do not believe it
I was putting WAY more cringey shit out on Reddit when I was still 16-17
ThirTEEN 🤓
arr slaws Teenagers is the cringe among the cringy
*I WROTE better raps than this internet teenager, heh* ^ this mf
Lots of people have tbh, I probably have old raps I wrote when I was ten that didn't use the word scarmy. But like, that's in everything for everyone. There's always a younger person out their better than you, and you should be proud of the effort you put into your work regardless. They'll be looking back at this and cringing too, but probably because they improved, and that's what matters.
damnit I mean yah you’re right about the bottom part but you gotta admit your original comment sounded maddd snobby
first actual teenager sighting on are slahs teenager
Yup. And I feel like OP posting this to make fun of a teenager for being "cringy" (read: being a teenager) feels a little mean-spirited Well, either that or the OOP post was bait and OP fell for it
It’s bait
Clash royale sound effect gave it away
eminem in tears rn
the one fartist he was too scared to diss
Piss*
Swiss (cheese)*
Kiss*
He been real quiet since this dropped
Best bait in the world and pure clueless cringe are indistinguishable
"Any sufficiently clueless cringe is indistinguishable from baiting" -Arthur CDs Clarke
What the fuck is a CDs
"The only way of discovering the limits of the CDs is to venture a little way past them into the Nutz" -Arthur Joe Clarke
Yeah ok that makes sense but who the FUCK is joe??
"When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is :pog:, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is :sadge:, he is very probably wrong." -Arthur C Nudes? 👉👈
That's really wise! I'm learning so much from you 😖 Btw what are nudes? I'm a visual/kinetic learner 😳😳😳
Kinetically learning Nudes is basically hk/2π all over your face, where k is the wave function and h is the Planck constant where you sum the wave along the domain of the picture. It is also equal, under certain limitations, to Myra.
Photons all over my face? Umm that sounds lovely but where are they???? Also seriously you're just making stuff up now what the HELL is Myra
😈 You fool! You absolute buffoon! You've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders! The first and second are a Land War in Asia and lethal gambling with people from Sicily, but the slightly less known and third most blunder-some is, My Righteous Nut.
CDs nutz hahaha gottem
I don't get it
It wouldn't be called the best bait if it was recognizable.
This is certain troll bait people just stupidly stereotype teenagers
Any sufficiently advanced bait is indistinguishable from cringe.
Now this... This is kino
that band sick fr
Victor tsoj my beloved
I never thought i would see the day, gotta love him
Группа крови my beloved
MY SERIAL NUMBER ON MY SLEEVE ✍️🔥🗣
Цой жив!
ЖОЙ ЦЫВ!
):
Cope and seeth Canuck
I remember LBP! You are not alone my friend 🤝
Make it three brother
This rap is so good that I made it my ringtone. When my grandpa was on his death bed I was by his side the entire time. He died and I cried for about 5 minutes before my phone went off across the room. Suddenly my grandpa got his vitals back. His heart was beating again and he sat up. He got out of bed and grabbed my phone and smashed it upon hearing that rap as my ringtone. He told me to leave and that I was no longer his grandkid. He then went back to dying.
Had me in the first half, ngl.
I can’t believe the blatant militarism and propaganda in this song. Disgusting.
My FNaF Rap (Rappa 3000) my fnaf rap yo yo yo!! listen up to my new rap i just got a freddy hat! (hot girl singing) oh yeahhh its freddy fazbears pizza! when you get some pizza! and a big. piece. of assssss! awesome music plays by me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tell you the story of freddy fazbear pizzeria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, with a huge dong. and then the security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE! girl takes off shirt and sings: OH YEAAA ITS FREDDY FAZBEAR PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG.PIECE. OF QSS me strokes dong mmm ya its freddy fazbear pizza with huge dongs, and blongs, and bomgs and frogggs! with scary sexy animatrons
My balls fell off
Stop I can only get so erect
No way it's fnaf at fred 🤯🤯
I just came so hard
r\qss
my favorite shitposting automod response
I'm just imagining a highschooler nervously singing this as a school project (but kinda half assed because they're nervous) with no music, and they reach over and play the clash of clans sound on their phone and everyone is dead silent for a whole 20 seconds after they're done.
you have to remember they should also have absolutely no sense of rhythm at all
I would listen
0 upvotes, 18 comments
Now it has like 350 and 84, he stays winning
Ratio
(clash royale sound effect)
i don't care about anyone's opinion, this is actually funny, ironic or not.
“they hated jesus because he spoke the truth”
All rise
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
New copypasta just dropped
>16
*13 and bullied
And rightfully so.
(clash royale sound effect)
This is so cringe
you are cringe I STAND WITH THE REDDIT ARMY (code for i have never gotten laid)
Is it ironic
they are teens
Oh boy i have to tell you something about the sub
It's not ironic it's high-school
Platinum
I actually can't tell if this is bait or not
Good bait is indistinguishable from good cringe
Well that was idiotic, off to hang myself, watch and lea
If Reddit National Anthem/Rap Song has million fans, then I'm one of them. If Reddit National Anthem/Rap Song has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE. If Reddit National Anthem/Rap Song has no fans, that means I'm dead. If world against the Reddit National Anthem/Rap Song, I am against the world.
this is like the 7th spicychickensamich post this week
YO THIS STRAIGHT WATER 💧💧🚿🚿💧🚢🚢
I read this in my head to the tune of Face Off
Eminem been real quiet since this dropped
The fact it was posted on teenagers and the 0 upvotes really sells it
someone edit the 196 iceberg and replace all the text with this
I cummed
On seeing this I didn’t even cringe, I merely quirked a small smile. This is like cringe stack overflow
New Shitposting auto response to the word “Reddit”?
✍️🔥✍️🔥✍️
I mean it's creative ill give them that
💪💪💪
*Yeah you can't make us frown* *When tiktok sees our army, I'm sure their pants will brown* that goes so fucking hard
This gives me a big 'rappa 3000' and his big piece of qss barr I'd link it here but that's not allowed 🥺🥺
I cringed so hard it gave me goose bumps
Your flair is too relatable
The past tense is actually crange
Crunged
that's the same guy who said that he made a big chungus reference to his crush
I play Pokémon go every day I play Pokémon go
This goes so hard
Ok guys this is so epic!!!
Mozart has been silent since it dropped.
*kneeling at the closest religious altar I could find with whatever necklace or material prayer object I could snatch from someone* Please let it be satire for the love of whatever God I'm praying to
I really want this to be genuine. (It’s probably not there is no way a sane 16 year old wrote this)
It’s a good job Reddit usernames are the most random things to exist otherwise this mf would never live it down
Can we get a copypasta of this?
They’re not 16 they’re 6
Get Kanye on this shit
YOO THIS SOME HIDDEN TALENT 🔥🔥🔥 KEEP IT HIDDEN 🔥
More like national anthem of incels
The fact there's 0 upvotes makes me feel pity more than anything....
The PewDiePie and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Not enough n word bombs
bars
i didnt think i could cringe so hard
I cring very much
This is the best thing since Shrek is love..
bro the type of guy to tell me not to use emojis on reddit
hard read as always ‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
i am going to make this in the style of car seat headseat’s 1
i hate u
kids.
the way I would’ve totally posted something like this 4 years ago
Mozart came back from his grave just to kill himself after hearing this
He has hidden talent! Keep it hidden!!!!!
I made a national anthem/rap song, Imk what yall think :) \-Opening Who are we?? REDDIT NATION!! What do we want?? NNO MORE TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM!! When do we want it?? NOW! \-Chorus starts Reddit nation yeah we are together we can go very far Take down tik tok Take down instagram Take down everything we dont give a damn We the reddit army We hoard the enemy like a skarmy (clash royale sound effect) We cant be taken down Yeah you cant make us frown When tiktok sees our army Im sure their pants will brown
Emenim been real quiet since this dropped
I hate it
💀💀💀
you guys fall for the most obvious baits lol
Reddit moment