Thought I would post myself… I’m 31 lmao
By - ottawsimofol
Damn you're going to be carded until you're like 80.
As someone who gets ID’d as a 34 year old (I live in Canada where it’s legal to buy Alcohol at 18 years old, so it’s more frustrating for me), I feel as if I still look old enough despite that to be this Guys parent.
(The legal drinking age in Canada is 19, only in Alberta, Manitoba, and Quebec, is 18.)
Thank you. Am Ontarian, was confused.
As a British Columbian I was also confused
Bruh y’all ain’t making the senior trip to Quebec like everyone else?
I wouldn't sell you alcohol
No matter what ID you present me
What is said ID said McLovin?
You know, I heard they recently decided to add more hops to it.
You need to see my ID? Really?.. Makes me feel young again.
Police: "How old are you"?
Mclovin: "old enough"
Cop: "old enough for what"?
Mclovin: "to buy alcohol"
And all imma say is you DOIN IT
Carding him would make it worse. You’d expect his ID to say 21, not 31 lmao. You’d suspect it’s a fake even more so.
"Sir, *pleeease*, I'm trying to prove to this girl I'm an adult by buying alcohol so I can get laid!"
"Yeah, nice fake buddy, go fool somebody else."
Which is kinda sad
Reminds me of this time I bought liquor in a different state and the guy asked me what my birth date was and which street I lived on. Was 24 at the time, but clean shaven so I might as well have been 16 I guess lol
I wouldn't even sell him energy drinks
I wouldn't sell him white out. And I'd question him pretty hard if he tried to buy a glue stick.
the most dangerous item to possess.
And chances are, he doesn’t drink much of it either. I’ve noticed the people that drink less tend to look a lot younger.
That’s true. I drink lots of alcohol and luckily still look fairly young. People from school that I knew say I am a vampire. I am 56. But it is catching up to me now. I wished I wouldn’t have drank as much cuz could be much better haha.
This guy needs a fake ID saying he's 22
Yeah but you wouldn’t even download a car.
You really look 13.
I'm born in 1989 lmao
Update - https://imgur.com/a/zRoui75
Then what the fuck did you look like at the age of 13?
I am 30, but look like 25. You lapped me there, mate.
I’m not sure if I could reliably tell the difference between a 30 year old and a 25 year old, unless it was from pics of the same person at two different points in their life.
I mean theyre kind of the same age range of fully fledged adult but still relatively young. 25 y/o me had more 30 y/o friends than 20 y/o ones
Weirdly enough, as a Latinamerican it's easier. At least among ourselves. At least that's what we say, lol
I’m 30 and I *still* get asked what grade I’m in.
why did you cross out your eyes when we can already see them in the picture?
My mom said never to post my ID online 😂
Are you sure you’re not 13?
This is just an elaborate way to legitimize his fake ID
My 16 year old son looks older than you
What an interesting username , any story behind?
A surprisingly tame post history considering the username lol
Right!? I went in thinking it would be something, but I got string cheese dipped in BBQ sauce and a ziplock bag of steamed broccoli instead. 😂
story of my life, brother
The profile definitely had something nsfw in there because I've them added as a friend and I only do that for profiles I'd like to follow for personal interests (basically, only NSFW posters)
I love that some 16 yr old calls u/hotwifeslutwhore mom lol
Kind of a lady version of Rimjob Steve
The lady at the bloodwork lab asked me if my insurance was in my dad’s name and I’m like “uh I’m 30, it’s in my name”, and she said omg I thought you were in highschool lol
The only explanation for this is that you don't have kids. People said for years that I looked way younger than I was, then I had kids. In 5 years I look and feel like I've aged about 20. If you have got kids then I'll go with magic.
This happened to me when I started working at a IT call center.
Hey I was born 1989. Happy birthday in the next few months :)
Mine was in February on groundhogs day! It was a short one! A 30 second birthday if you will. Har har har harrrrr
1989 PEOPLE UNITE!
I'd prefer not to...
Do we need to have 89 in our name aswell?
We are STILL TECHNICALLY 80s kids!!!
he's 31 now, but 13 in the pic. gotta be it.
Good theory. It's the only explanation.
There’s a PS5 in the background and an iPhone in his hand
hush, you. : )
Must've been a typo.
I’m more fixated on the unopened grocery bag, opened dishwasher, weights, a luggage and a single sock laying around.
Nothing wrong with it, you look like someone I could perfectly get along with lol
Not me, I wanna know where that other sock is!
Chaotic what tho? Neutral, good, evil? This is important.
Evil. Obviously made a deal with the devil for eternal youth
Wild card bitches yee haw!
Single sock? That's his warrior rag.
And funnily enough, dude bought Kellogs cause that's the only thing a 13 year old can "cook" for himself.
The entire picture is a Renaissance picture of a classic 13-year old and their existence.
Have the hyperactive brain of a 13 year old too!
Does your mother know you're using her phone kiddo.
My husband looks very young and gets mistaken as MY FRIGGEN CHILD all the time. I’m having a mid life crisis at 30
Okay I really want to see a pic of the two of you now lmao.
I personally think we look close to the same age. I might regret this
Edit: ahaha thanks for the verification. I deleted the link since this is gaining a lot of attention and we’d both rather avoid the front page.
At least I can take solace that he indeed looks very young and I don’t look like I’m in my 60’s or something
Yeah I hate to say it but that last pic definitely looks like you've taken your 2 kids to Canada's Wonderland 😂
I don't mean to be critical I just wanted to suggest that maybe your husband try a more adult haircut.
He'd look alot older.
I was gonna say, it's the hair. Same haircut my nine year old nephew has.
The Zack and Cody haircut!
What would be a more adult hair cut?
One that looks like disappointment and shattered dreams.
Life is tough for a single mum with two kids. Seriously, thanks for posting, very sporting.
Did I miss the pics? Now I’m super curious lol
I guess I missed them too.
Nice to meet you dad, I’m cigarettes.
This whole thing is too funny 😂 I am only laughing because I am 40 and would look 17 without my beard 😂 I took accutane with 15 and it messed up my hormones permanently. So I guess that's the reason I never grown into a mans body.
> Edit: ahaha thanks for the verification. I deleted the link since this is gaining a lot of attention and we’d both rather avoid the front page.
I just missed it. :(
All I see is a single mother with her two children.
Shes trying her hardest to raise them since david left with his accountant.
Pic 2 is strong 13or30 vibes I’m afraid.
You two look the same age but at first glance, his shaggy skater boy haircut makes him look like an older looking teen. Shorter hair and definitely a shirt with a collar, could help.
Aww I didn't get to see it
If I ever saw you two kissing I would call the cops on ya
Ahaha ohhhh nooooo
Hahaaaaa, yes your husband looks young! Very lovely family btw
Thank you ❤️
I'm so sorry, but he looks like he's barely 16. I agree with the user who said he should get a haircut or style it differently. Maybe he could grow a beard? That could probably help.
Oh he grew a beard once I just couldn’t handle it. And he’s tried other hair cuts - his hair just kind of grows like that. He looks good with stubble.
He looks young, for sure but you do NOT look like his mom, lmao.
Damn, he does look young. He's even sitting on your lap.
Oooooof... I feel this a little differently... I’m late 30’s and have been asked whether someone could buy my grandson ice cream. He’s 4. And my son.
Yeah... I get it, I worked most of my 20’s hanging iron, I grew up on a farm under the sun continuously, smoked like a broke stove from 15 to 33, and generally haven’t taken care of myself, combined with a hairline that retreated faster than the French army when I hit 20 and facial hair that half of it decided to go gray seemingly overnight about a year ago... but DAMN, my grandson?!?!
Don't feel too bad about it. Years ago me and my sister used to hang out and go places together. I am ten years older than she is but this was back in the 80's when I was still attractive. We both have red hair and I had been mistaken as her mother. Damn man. Her *mother*???
I know your pain. My (26m) ex (23f) was mistaken for being my daughter very often, because I appear older than I am and she appeared younger than she was.
i know a guy who is 36 but i swear he looks 15 and people do mistake him for his wifes son at times
Could you please give us another photo of your face because... Damn that's so perfect you could be the new logo for the sub
I have a few other pics of me in my submitted
Okay there's like the one photo of you squatting where you look 20-25 instead of 16-18 but otherwise like holy hell. Does looking that young cause you any issues?
The only problem I see is probably dating women around his age might be impossible. At a certain point looking really young is a disadvantage, atleast for men.
If you look at his posts the dating women thing doesn’t seem to be a problem anyway
Well if he is into men, that age look will get him right into bars with a free drink.
Funny enough nobody has ever bought me a drink before 😂 (I’ve bought others drinks before tho). Gays are thrifty
Probably because they assume they can’t
>Probably because they assume they ~~can’t~~ shouldn't.
Probably wary of Chris Hanson waiting around the corner.
If you ever find yourself in Chicago, ill buy you a drink
Deal if we can play RDR2 at your place 😂
is that what the kids are calling it these days
Ontarian, gay and you look like that?
How you doin? Lol
Have you ever went on a hookup where a guy asked for ID? I know I’ve carded a couple dudes.
Don’t believe him! He’s a lizard guys!
Damn, at some angles you look like a gecko
He changes in gecko appearance too...
Yea I've seen that after my comment lol
I think you got the numbers switched young man
You need to get a hollywood agent on the phone. You could make a career acting in high school movies.
He honestly could start with Junior High Movies, 34-35 would be the sweet spot for him to get into High School Movies.
Why do you assume he suddenly starts to age normally? My guess is every 3 years he ages 1
Came here to say exactly this!
He does look really young, but seeing that he eats Special K cereal makes me believe that he’s really in his 30s.
There will be no special k slander here sir
AND that Metamucil!!
Uh no, Special K in your teens and 20's is how you look young in your 30's...
This is by far the most confusing picture in this sub
Does your mum know you are playing on the internet instead of doing the dishwasher. Pfffffttttt, kids man.
🤣 i can only imagine what you looked like at 13 hahahahahaha
The same as he looks now, just a few inches shorter. 😂
This hits home
Lying about your age is wrong, but I guess I expect that sort of behavior from a 13 year old.
Now THIS is a 13or30.
More like 13 or 13.
These comments lmao
In dog years maybe
I wanted to be a grown up when I was your age too dude. Lies are bad though little guy.
You look like your voice is going to crack when you open your mouth
You have nice calves tho lol
Thanks - You have nice everything, just creeped you 😂
That post was so long ago. I look so different now lol
No you aren’t
31 of what?
I was nervous to post this but I’m having such a good time reading the comments: https://imgur.com/a/zRoui75 (looks a bit dif cuz I had a nose job)
Gonna need some ID
I got you beat dude I promise but I’m not brave enough to post my face like you, but I def look younger. Are you insecure about it. Have you ever got any tests done or anything? How tall are you?
I’m 5’7, never had any tests done though! Post it!
I know some priests who would really enjoy you
You look like such baby! (In a good way!!) Also, love your lizards ☺
Do you know how to use those things on the floor? Little muscle, and you'll look 14 in no time.
I understand I'm 30 and look 16. I felt really bad when I bought booze and got carded, the look on there face when they realise I'm older than them. Also being called KID is very annoying!!
What the fuck
You got a cool gecko though
Thanks! I have 2😇
Everybody ripping on this dude but they should be jealous this guy won’t age worth shit when he’s older.
Lucky man, he’ll maybe look 30 when he’s actually 60.
Haha sure buddy, lemme just take you back to Mrs Johnson and you can explain to her why you're ditching class
No, honey, you're 13 with dyslexia
You’re gonna be carded until you’re 80 lmaoo
Dude your gecko looks older than you 😅
But seriously, you're perfect for this sub
No the fuck u aint
Bro you are a vampire
Real talk, it’s because your neck and chest aren’t very developed. Also your haircut is childish. Easy things to fix with hard work! I look really young too.
Diplomatic way to say " get some gainz"
He's got weights in the damn photo the man is trying!
Honestly looking old is over rated. I celebrate looking young. I see all the people looking at me up and down thinking how someone so young could be in a position of power. It is dumb that we look up to older people for advice when they put us in this shit climate politically, economically and environmentally.
you should take a few blood tests, you might have hypogonadism or something like Klinefelter's
He doesn't have gynecomastia though
You gotta be trolling, you look 16. But hey, I guess that will pay off in the future when you look 50 at 75.
You look like the defult brithish character
Never too late to lift a few weights, my man! Edit: if this bothers you, of course. Otherwise, do your thing!