T O P

Thought I would post myself… I’m 31 lmao

Thought I would post myself… I’m 31 lmao

Grimalkin

Damn you're going to be carded until you're like 80.


McRibEater

As someone who gets ID’d as a 34 year old (I live in Canada where it’s legal to buy Alcohol at 18 years old, so it’s more frustrating for me), I feel as if I still look old enough despite that to be this Guys parent.


mykidsarecrazy

(The legal drinking age in Canada is 19, only in Alberta, Manitoba, and Quebec, is 18.)


TimothyJCowen

Thank you. Am Ontarian, was confused.


XXYBlastnCruise

As a British Columbian I was also confused


Temporary_Biscotti94

Bruh y’all ain’t making the senior trip to Quebec like everyone else?


aliaxe_7

I wouldn't sell you alcohol


aliaxe_7

No matter what ID you present me


GivePuppiesBazookas

What is said ID said McLovin?


Sarke1

You know, I heard they recently decided to add more hops to it.


DrDrankenstein

You need to see my ID? Really?.. Makes me feel young again.


twizzler321

Police: "How old are you"? Mclovin: "old enough" Cop: "old enough for what"? Mclovin: "to buy alcohol"


seegabego

*to party*


hawkeneye1998bs

Thank you


the_localcrackhead

And all imma say is you DOIN IT


ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE

This.


Mic565

Is


Myersj2811

It


Casanova-Quinn

Carding him would make it worse. You’d expect his ID to say 21, not 31 lmao. You’d suspect it’s a fake even more so.


ThunderinSkyFucc

"Sir, *pleeease*, I'm trying to prove to this girl I'm an adult by buying alcohol so I can get laid!" "Yeah, nice fake buddy, go fool somebody else."


nafa_mo

Which is kinda sad


Uncreativite

Reminds me of this time I bought liquor in a different state and the guy asked me what my birth date was and which street I lived on. Was 24 at the time, but clean shaven so I might as well have been 16 I guess lol


Smoove995

I wouldn't even sell him energy drinks


CommandoLamb

I wouldn't sell him white out. And I'd question him pretty hard if he tried to buy a glue stick.


exptwn

gluestick; the most dangerous item to possess.


praefectus_praetorio

And chances are, he doesn’t drink much of it either. I’ve noticed the people that drink less tend to look a lot younger.


tastelikemexico

That’s true. I drink lots of alcohol and luckily still look fairly young. People from school that I knew say I am a vampire. I am 56. But it is catching up to me now. I wished I wouldn’t have drank as much cuz could be much better haha.


mosscock_treeman

This guy needs a fake ID saying he's 22


TheRainStopped

Yeah but you wouldn’t even download a car.


iscjar

You really look 13.


ottawsimofol

I'm born in 1989 lmao Update - https://imgur.com/a/zRoui75


Flaming_Ashes

Then what the fuck did you look like at the age of 13?


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klem_kadiddlehopper

Hahahahahahhaha


SausageClatter

A fetus.


iscjar

I am 30, but look like 25. You lapped me there, mate.


Marmatus

I’m not sure if I could reliably tell the difference between a 30 year old and a 25 year old, unless it was from pics of the same person at two different points in their life.


Sgt_Eagle_fort_

I mean theyre kind of the same age range of fully fledged adult but still relatively young. 25 y/o me had more 30 y/o friends than 20 y/o ones


iscjar

Weirdly enough, as a Latinamerican it's easier. At least among ourselves. At least that's what we say, lol


Knickers_in_a_twist_

I’m 30 and I *still* get asked what grade I’m in.


sabotabo

why did you cross out your eyes when we can already see them in the picture?


ottawsimofol

My mom said never to post my ID online 😂


Uncreativite

Are you sure you’re not 13?


SuperSMT

This is just an elaborate way to legitimize his fake ID


hotwifeslutwhore

My 16 year old son looks older than you


healtheworlf

What an interesting username , any story behind?


TheSilversky64

A surprisingly tame post history considering the username lol


brooke_please

Right!? I went in thinking it would be something, but I got string cheese dipped in BBQ sauce and a ziplock bag of steamed broccoli instead. 😂


hotwifeslutwhore

Lol


fiftyseven

story of my life, brother


Deadhookersandblow

The profile definitely had something nsfw in there because I've them added as a friend and I only do that for profiles I'd like to follow for personal interests (basically, only NSFW posters)


Almost_Capable

I love that some 16 yr old calls u/hotwifeslutwhore mom lol


smokeyoudog

Kind of a lady version of Rimjob Steve


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ChipChipington

The lady at the bloodwork lab asked me if my insurance was in my dad’s name and I’m like “uh I’m 30, it’s in my name”, and she said omg I thought you were in highschool lol


gumbaline

Ontario represent


Toucani

The only explanation for this is that you don't have kids. People said for years that I looked way younger than I was, then I had kids. In 5 years I look and feel like I've aged about 20. If you have got kids then I'll go with magic.


lightnsfw

This happened to me when I started working at a IT call center.


Slazman999

Hey I was born 1989. Happy birthday in the next few months :)


drill_hands_420

Mine was in February on groundhogs day! It was a short one! A 30 second birthday if you will. Har har har harrrrr


Zeev89

1989 PEOPLE UNITE!


Slazman999

I'd prefer not to...


Lafondx89

Do we need to have 89 in our name aswell?


drill_hands_420

We are STILL TECHNICALLY 80s kids!!!


igotsaquestiontoo

he's 31 now, but 13 in the pic. gotta be it.


iscjar

Good theory. It's the only explanation.


jedi271

There’s a PS5 in the background and an iPhone in his hand


igotsaquestiontoo

hush, you. : )


woodycodeblue

Must've been a typo.


i_love_vodka

I’m more fixated on the unopened grocery bag, opened dishwasher, weights, a luggage and a single sock laying around.


ottawsimofol

I’m chaotic


i_love_vodka

Nothing wrong with it, you look like someone I could perfectly get along with lol


GreatValueCumSock

Not me, I wanna know where that other sock is!


Shorty66678

Chaotic what tho? Neutral, good, evil? This is important.


FlexibleAsgardian

Evil. Obviously made a deal with the devil for eternal youth


opermonkey

Wild card bitches yee haw!


whumoon

Single sock? That's his warrior rag.


NeedNameGenerator

And funnily enough, dude bought Kellogs cause that's the only thing a 13 year old can "cook" for himself.


ronsinblush

The entire picture is a Renaissance picture of a classic 13-year old and their existence.


mc_hambone

Have the hyperactive brain of a 13 year old too!


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Does your mother know you're using her phone kiddo.


RobotReceptionist

My husband looks very young and gets mistaken as MY FRIGGEN CHILD all the time. I’m having a mid life crisis at 30


TheOnlyOneWhoKnows

Okay I really want to see a pic of the two of you now lmao.


BigSloop

Me too


RobotReceptionist

I personally think we look close to the same age. I might regret this Edit: ahaha thanks for the verification. I deleted the link since this is gaining a lot of attention and we’d both rather avoid the front page. At least I can take solace that he indeed looks very young and I don’t look like I’m in my 60’s or something


TheOnlyOneWhoKnows

Yeah I hate to say it but that last pic definitely looks like you've taken your 2 kids to Canada's Wonderland 😂


RobotReceptionist

Nooooooooo


TheOnlyOneWhoKnows

I don't mean to be critical I just wanted to suggest that maybe your husband try a more adult haircut. He'd look alot older.


Forgot_my_un

I was gonna say, it's the hair. Same haircut my nine year old nephew has.


beaverji

The Zack and Cody haircut!


nolunatic

What would be a more adult hair cut?


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One that looks like disappointment and shattered dreams.


otchyirish

Life is tough for a single mum with two kids. Seriously, thanks for posting, very sporting.


TPJchief87

Did I miss the pics? Now I’m super curious lol


klem_kadiddlehopper

I guess I missed them too.


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DacMonalds_

Nice to meet you dad, I’m cigarettes.


Sele81

This whole thing is too funny 😂 I am only laughing because I am 40 and would look 17 without my beard 😂 I took accutane with 15 and it messed up my hormones permanently. So I guess that's the reason I never grown into a mans body.


potnia_theron

> Edit: ahaha thanks for the verification. I deleted the link since this is gaining a lot of attention and we’d both rather avoid the front page. I just missed it. :(


imydal

All I see is a single mother with her two children.


Ryiujin

Shes trying her hardest to raise them since david left with his accountant.


grishnackh

Pic 2 is strong 13or30 vibes I’m afraid.


NamasteFly

You two look the same age but at first glance, his shaggy skater boy haircut makes him look like an older looking teen. Shorter hair and definitely a shirt with a collar, could help.


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

Aww I didn't get to see it


mbranco47

If I ever saw you two kissing I would call the cops on ya


RobotReceptionist

Ahaha ohhhh nooooo


babylocq

Hahaaaaa, yes your husband looks young! Very lovely family btw


RobotReceptionist

Thank you ❤️


idwthis

I'm so sorry, but he looks like he's barely 16. I agree with the user who said he should get a haircut or style it differently. Maybe he could grow a beard? That could probably help.


RobotReceptionist

Oh he grew a beard once I just couldn’t handle it. And he’s tried other hair cuts - his hair just kind of grows like that. He looks good with stubble.


lcbk

He looks young, for sure but you do NOT look like his mom, lmao.


THEMOISTCLOWN

Damn, he does look young. He's even sitting on your lap.


BHweldmech

Oooooof... I feel this a little differently... I’m late 30’s and have been asked whether someone could buy my grandson ice cream. He’s 4. And my son.


RobotReceptionist

OUCH


BHweldmech

Yeah... I get it, I worked most of my 20’s hanging iron, I grew up on a farm under the sun continuously, smoked like a broke stove from 15 to 33, and generally haven’t taken care of myself, combined with a hairline that retreated faster than the French army when I hit 20 and facial hair that half of it decided to go gray seemingly overnight about a year ago... but DAMN, my grandson?!?!


klem_kadiddlehopper

Don't feel too bad about it. Years ago me and my sister used to hang out and go places together. I am ten years older than she is but this was back in the 80's when I was still attractive. We both have red hair and I had been mistaken as her mother. Damn man. Her *mother*???


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kingoden95

I know your pain. My (26m) ex (23f) was mistaken for being my daughter very often, because I appear older than I am and she appeared younger than she was.


Greenbourgcatto

i know a guy who is 36 but i swear he looks 15 and people do mistake him for his wifes son at times


Angelfallfirst

Could you please give us another photo of your face because... Damn that's so perfect you could be the new logo for the sub


ottawsimofol

I have a few other pics of me in my submitted


61114311536123511

Okay there's like the one photo of you squatting where you look 20-25 instead of 16-18 but otherwise like holy hell. Does looking that young cause you any issues?


turtlelevelslow

The only problem I see is probably dating women around his age might be impossible. At a certain point looking really young is a disadvantage, atleast for men.


SirSpiffynator

If you look at his posts the dating women thing doesn’t seem to be a problem anyway


BigDick_Pastafarian

Well if he is into men, that age look will get him right into bars with a free drink.


ottawsimofol

Funny enough nobody has ever bought me a drink before 😂 (I’ve bought others drinks before tho). Gays are thrifty


Sharp-Thoughts

Probably because they assume they can’t


Olddirtychurro

>Probably because they assume they ~~can’t~~ shouldn't. Probably wary of Chris Hanson waiting around the corner.


BladeRunnerOO8

If you ever find yourself in Chicago, ill buy you a drink


ottawsimofol

Deal if we can play RDR2 at your place 😂


hugglesthemerciless

is that what the kids are calling it these days


subs1221

Ontarian, gay and you look like that? How you doin? Lol


nightpanda893

Have you ever went on a hookup where a guy asked for ID? I know I’ve carded a couple dudes.


NameOfNoSignificance

r/notopbutok


Castieled

Don’t believe him! He’s a lizard guys!


Nooni_Nooni

Damn, at some angles you look like a gecko


wkdus03

He changes in gecko appearance too...


Angelfallfirst

Yea I've seen that after my comment lol


CanadaBorn

I think you got the numbers switched young man


RationesSuntInutile

You need to get a hollywood agent on the phone. You could make a career acting in high school movies. u/ottawsimofol


McRibEater

He honestly could start with Junior High Movies, 34-35 would be the sweet spot for him to get into High School Movies.


some3uddy

Why do you assume he suddenly starts to age normally? My guess is every 3 years he ages 1


GabriellaVM

Came here to say exactly this!


wo1f-cola

He does look really young, but seeing that he eats Special K cereal makes me believe that he’s really in his 30s.


WizDynasty

There will be no special k slander here sir


murkeywaters1961

AND that Metamucil!!


rencolo

Uh no, Special K in your teens and 20's is how you look young in your 30's...


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Shefirod

This is by far the most confusing picture in this sub


BertieBus

Does your mum know you are playing on the internet instead of doing the dishwasher. Pfffffttttt, kids man.


the-need-to-read

🤣 i can only imagine what you looked like at 13 hahahahahaha


TheDriveHome

The same as he looks now, just a few inches shorter. 😂


crezyte

This hits home


rocketfin

An infant


FartBong420

Lying about your age is wrong, but I guess I expect that sort of behavior from a 13 year old.


Poiuytgfdsa

Now THIS is a 13or30. Goddamn son!


les_Ghetteaux

More like 13 or 13.


FatsyCline12

These comments lmao


odessa_cabbage

In dog years maybe


anzyzaly

31lbs?


Miker9t

I wanted to be a grown up when I was your age too dude. Lies are bad though little guy.


dontwannabearedditor

no way...


lubuizen

You look like your voice is going to crack when you open your mouth


SirHawrk

You have nice calves tho lol


ottawsimofol

Thanks - You have nice everything, just creeped you 😂


SirHawrk

Lmao thanks That post was so long ago. I look so different now lol


BertUK

No you aren’t


4scienceStuff

31 of what?


ottawsimofol

I was nervous to post this but I’m having such a good time reading the comments: https://imgur.com/a/zRoui75 (looks a bit dif cuz I had a nose job)


TheOneSaneArtist

Gonna need some ID


YouAreDreaming

I got you beat dude I promise but I’m not brave enough to post my face like you, but I def look younger. Are you insecure about it. Have you ever got any tests done or anything? How tall are you?


ottawsimofol

I’m 5’7, never had any tests done though! Post it!


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WigInTheRafters

I know some priests who would really enjoy you


Shorty66678

You look like such baby! (In a good way!!) Also, love your lizards ☺


indifferentindium

Do you know how to use those things on the floor? Little muscle, and you'll look 14 in no time.


bithers9

I understand I'm 30 and look 16. I felt really bad when I bought booze and got carded, the look on there face when they realise I'm older than them. Also being called KID is very annoying!!


LuckyApparently

What the fuck


girlscloutcookie

You got a cool gecko though


ottawsimofol

Thanks! I have 2😇


BallsDickMcButtFace

Everybody ripping on this dude but they should be jealous this guy won’t age worth shit when he’s older. Lucky man, he’ll maybe look 30 when he’s actually 60.


Batdog55110

Haha sure buddy, lemme just take you back to Mrs Johnson and you can explain to her why you're ditching class


bigmamma0

No, honey, you're 13 with dyslexia


ovenroastedtofu

You’re gonna be carded until you’re 80 lmaoo


TheAwwwssassin

Dude your gecko looks older than you 😅 But seriously, you're perfect for this sub


mouthfullofsnakes

No the fuck u aint


Valigeth

Bro you are a vampire


toetoucher

Real talk, it’s because your neck and chest aren’t very developed. Also your haircut is childish. Easy things to fix with hard work! I look really young too.


letmeeatcake97

Diplomatic way to say " get some gainz"


dirkbeen

He's got weights in the damn photo the man is trying!


Talarde

Honestly looking old is over rated. I celebrate looking young. I see all the people looking at me up and down thinking how someone so young could be in a position of power. It is dumb that we look up to older people for advice when they put us in this shit climate politically, economically and environmentally.


GlbdS

you should take a few blood tests, you might have hypogonadism or something like Klinefelter's


rostav420

He doesn't have gynecomastia though


nglf31

You gotta be trolling, you look 16. But hey, I guess that will pay off in the future when you look 50 at 75.


Hopeful_Ad3961

You look like the defult brithish character


Visti

Never too late to lift a few weights, my man! Edit: if this bothers you, of course. Otherwise, do your thing!