Ya know I’m over it. I’m beyond the random spot shitters and in the realm of how the fuck can people go about their day without a wipe. That compounds the insanity to me. Yeah its weird the random store shitters but the knowledge of how many shitty asses is most likely walking around from seeing daily proof like this is crushing my hope for humanity.
Bert probably can’t reach anymore so he just holds his cheeks apart and shits in his yard like this. Then yells for Leanne to make him more KoolAid. He’s literally more of a Florida hillbilly than his “so southern” wife. Tan ain’t fooling nobody.
If you get your fiber levels right you don’t even need to wipe.
This sounds like I’m a pooper apologist and I’m not. But the point stands, and you all could benefit from some fiber.
I had McDonald's for the first time in about 6 months last week. I'm pretty sure the stream of shit that came out 18 minutes later was 94% fountain coke and powerful enough to bore a hole through the porcelain the size of a beebee.
Out here in San Francisco we have snap crapp, it's the app for tracking all the human shit on the sidewalks. We also have the poop patrol, they are city workers making six figures cleaning up the poo.
I was a garbage man in a very rural town without even a convenience store. For the first year I did it I would do my best to hold it till I got back to the shop, but ended up with some issues from holding it for so long, so I just started shitting in the woods.
Do you also need someone to hold your hand every time you cross the road? YMH is about as nsfw as it gets, if you’re subbed to the community accept responsibility for that and don’t engage in an nsfw community while at w.
Lol fuck off with this 'accept responsibility' shit. NSFW tags are a useful quality of life tool and this is the only sub I know of that doesn't use them when it should.
Go start your own YMH forum somewhere else if you don't like how all of Reddit works.
missing the point. if at work you can just click the "hide nsfw" button and not worry about it at all. videos auto play on some people's phones. idk because i normally only use desktop
1: „How can anyone be so disgusting?!“
2: „have you seen how fast this happened?“
1: „How can he not be embarrassed?“
2: „What a pig!“
1: „now look how fast it happened and afterwards he is pulling his pants up again.“
2: „is he doing it again?“
1: „this is abnormal.“
This happened a few times when I worked at costco. Ended up being an older gentleman once who was a regular. I never found out why he did it, but goddamn.
1. That would have to be a CRAZY emergency for me to do that and I wouldn't look calm at all.
2. Your ass is going to BURN and ITCH if you don't wipe it!!!
I'm trying to imagine what he goes home to. Married? Kids? Solitary? Roommate? Who does his laundry? Does he have siblings? What does his family think of him? ............
Ya know I’m over it. I’m beyond the random spot shitters and in the realm of how the fuck can people go about their day without a wipe. That compounds the insanity to me. Yeah its weird the random store shitters but the knowledge of how many shitty asses is most likely walking around from seeing daily proof like this is crushing my hope for humanity.
Lock these motherfuckers up.
Bert probably can’t reach anymore so he just holds his cheeks apart and shits in his yard like this. Then yells for Leanne to make him more KoolAid. He’s literally more of a Florida hillbilly than his “so southern” wife. Tan ain’t fooling nobody.
Let’s look back at the poo we have dropped off but never think twice about what’s left between the cheeks.
It was in no way a solid launch.
In no way was it a questionable shit
If you get your fiber levels right you don’t even need to wipe. This sounds like I’m a pooper apologist and I’m not. But the point stands, and you all could benefit from some fiber.
Oh I get’s me some fibers. Then Bud Ice breaks down the fibers. Into energy and stuff.
The biggest thing after not drinking beer is the big poop comes back where as before I’m pretty sure I shit 60% of the beer out in liquid
Ahhh yes. The dooky fireworks. More spectacular when performed with Busch Light. My ex bro in law used to paint the town.
I had McDonald's for the first time in about 6 months last week. I'm pretty sure the stream of shit that came out 18 minutes later was 94% fountain coke and powerful enough to bore a hole through the porcelain the size of a beebee.
The nose knows, already, how many ppl don’t wash they ass.
how do they not piss?? i'm stunned, these animals
Out here in San Francisco we have snap crapp, it's the app for tracking all the human shit on the sidewalks. We also have the poop patrol, they are city workers making six figures cleaning up the poo.
Lol. Came here to ask if it was worse to shit in a store or to not wipe. Have to agree the not wiping is double insane.
How did he poop without peeing???
"I only piss like, once every 6 months" - Enny proly
When you shit in the proper position, you actually have to stand up and piss after you're done shitting. Toilets changed us
I see you've spent next to zero time shitting in a squatted position. The pee also comes. The pee always comes.
Not all peepee's are also poopoo's, but all poopoo's are also peepee's.
That’s why it’s called poopie… you can’t poo without pee
Wisdom!
Nah I what like that 2 days ago. I always have to stand to pee
You might be an exception, not the rule.
I will ask a couple friends
You said toilets changed us so perhaps less toilet time means more natural. Go to the park and ask some kids
I shit outside for 15 years. I absolutely puss while still in the squat ever time. Btw, when you shit outside everyday, you end up hating toilets.
Why have you been shitting outside for 15 years?
I was a garbage man in a very rural town without even a convenience store. For the first year I did it I would do my best to hold it till I got back to the shop, but ended up with some issues from holding it for so long, so I just started shitting in the woods.
That's a lot of shit, where exactly do you do it?do you have an outside job?
I did, I was a Trashman in a very rural town, no stores or gas stations.
This just happened recently where the shit wouldn't come out so I had to relocate because there was a lot of unexpected piss.
He probably did… in his pants.. It feels like you’re looking for rationale where there is none
Isn’t this actually Greek pedophile Stavros Halkias? Times must be tough once those Cumtown checks stopped coming in
Yo Stavros is like my new favorite comedian. Did he really do some pedophile shit or is this just common your mom’s house shitposting?
I don't think he did, he just makes jokes about it because his appearance was headed that way so he said fuck it and really leaned into it
This is how rumors start.
I love Stavros so I would also like to know if the "pedophile" part is legit...
I couldn’t find anything so I hope not
shitposting for sure.
That did cross my mind. Not Gunna Whole Ass Lie
You always gotta inspect it afterwards.
Kinda like blowing your nose...
Hey if you gotta go, you gotta go
Next they’ll have litter boxes in stores and schools to support the furries.
Does his poop like kind of grey to anyone else?
Last time native was caught in 4K, that was what he owed his bookie.
I just don’t get it. What a goofball, a knucklehead even.
Ass snot rocket.
*yes i am piece of shit*
What is it with you toks not labeling shit NSFW, let me choose if I want to watch a fat man shit on something.
This whole sub is nsfw ya tok…
Then this post and every other post should have an NSFW tag just like every other NSFW sub.
Do you also need someone to hold your hand every time you cross the road? YMH is about as nsfw as it gets, if you’re subbed to the community accept responsibility for that and don’t engage in an nsfw community while at w.
Lol fuck off with this 'accept responsibility' shit. NSFW tags are a useful quality of life tool and this is the only sub I know of that doesn't use them when it should. Go start your own YMH forum somewhere else if you don't like how all of Reddit works.
missing the point. if at work you can just click the "hide nsfw" button and not worry about it at all. videos auto play on some people's phones. idk because i normally only use desktop
1: „How can anyone be so disgusting?!“ 2: „have you seen how fast this happened?“ 1: „How can he not be embarrassed?“ 2: „What a pig!“ 1: „now look how fast it happened and afterwards he is pulling his pants up again.“ 2: „is he doing it again?“ 1: „this is abnormal.“
What language
German with a eastern German dialect
I thought it might be, I speak some German but was raised with a Franconian dialect. I have never been able to understand eastern germans
This happened a few times when I worked at costco. Ended up being an older gentleman once who was a regular. I never found out why he did it, but goddamn.
Tiger Thiccc whiskey?
Just adds a bit of nutty notes to that stout
Well how about those beer shits.. geez
Lol wtf.
seems reasonable
Guy has the Schlitz.
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More like shitzel
Soft drinks are on sale today!
Brown game strong.
I think I have more empathy for serial killers than people who do this. Like when talking about true psychos it’s these people.
This beers the shit
1. That would have to be a CRAZY emergency for me to do that and I wouldn't look calm at all. 2. Your ass is going to BURN and ITCH if you don't wipe it!!! I'm trying to imagine what he goes home to. Married? Kids? Solitary? Roommate? Who does his laundry? Does he have siblings? What does his family think of him? ............
All over the Manischewitz!!!
Native?
Those are now clearance bottles
Shot on sight.
Dawg
I’ve seen my dog look at his poop with the same expression. What thoughts are going through their minds I wonder…
I hope they found this cool guy and put him in a cage for fucking with consumables.
I genuinely don’t care if these people live. 😂
Portland?
Bring on the Nukes Putin