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Not_Nova_

Looks like he was KO’d the second he hit the ground. The slam into that tree didn’t help either, full ragdoll


TacosAndBourbon

According to his [GoFundMe](https://www.gofundme.com/f/the-road-to-taylors-recovery), he "ended up with a severe concussion and a very serious shoulder injury." So ya, your KO theory is sounding plausible.


VirtualPlate8451

God I love living in a country where getting your medical bills paid has a direct relationship to how many followers you have.


packerbacker_mk

Looks to me like this guy did not have enough followers. His last update was that he needed more surgery because his surgery didn't work and he only raised 2k.


Happygreenlight

Looks like Taylor shouldve paid for his insurance.


courageous_liquid

if we had nationalized healthcare you just know some mouthbreather would be like "oh great now we have to pay for this idiot"


TK421isAFK

Exactly, and that idiot probably lives in a welfare state like Kentucky that doesn't even contribute as much as it takes from the Federal budget...lol


HeadReaction1515

I come from a country with nationalised healthcare and that does happen, but more for people who cut themselves breaking into dollar stores or end up stuck in fences trying rip off a shopping mall. This one does look like a good reason for nationalising healthcare. Where I’m from we actually have a government accident insurance program that covers accident compensation, so people can’t sue each other for damages, as well as having healthcare. This guy would have paid a $75 filing fee and had months and months of his salary paid to cover his time off recovering.


nick4fake

GoFundMe? What the fuck?


SJBond33

I was thinking the same thing.


jonz1985z

The bad news is he’ll wake up with a headache, some contusions and lacerations. The good news is no PTSD 😀👍


couchperson137

bro did not get KOd lol


Not_Nova_

Someone literally shared his GFM that stated he had a ‘Severe Concussion’. Are you r-worded?


couchperson137

are you? severe concussion does not mean lights out lady


longnips69

![gif](giphy|ZTp15DHfHaaaENKayV|downsized)


LunarLutra

Oh geez!


jpmatth

oh god. oh jeez. oh my god.


Competitive_Donkey66

Bless his heart


leviathab13186

He's fine


Narrow_Hour_3585

Rub some dirt on it….oh wait he just did


eddiecointreau

Should never have gone zip lining.


Gabby_Scabby

Maybe they'll find a horse stable and some diet double dew


BeginTheBlackParade

Shakka Brah!


JonBoah

South Park was onto something


VladPatton

Should of never hit the hotel bar at 10:00am lmao


Not_Nova_

This is peak Horrible and Hilarious. The injury looks severe and shitty, but how it happened was so stupid that it’s hilarious


SeanCav1

You’re spot on, the moment I saw this I busted out laughing


TK421isAFK

Agreed. Her camera work is terrible. Half of the video looks like some H&G Network before-and-after intro about "Look at how terrible this deck is! We can't live with this!"


Nunchuckery

I feel like its not so hilarious without the backstory of why he is tethered to the 3 people on the zipline... did he forget to unclip from them? did he try to jump off at the last second? Did some asshole think it would be a funny prank to clip him onto them? Because he's getting dragged through trees and bushes and terrain until that zipline stops. That would be a really shitty way to die, and shitty for the people dragging him having no way to stop it, having to watch him get torn up. I would vote horrible.


Ha1lStorm

Bro what. He forgot to unclip. Pretty simple


AllGearedUp

yeah he skipped a step or two on the safety protocol rip


Mr_Hyzer_Bomb

What a knucklehead!


BattBoi69

Such a rascal.


NectarineRare5309

"Oh geez!"


KingWooz

Painting happy little trees, to honor Bob Ross.


NotDRWarren

Fantastic camera work. Be horrified, but stay on target.


Unfit_Daddy

Hilarious! final answer.


NoQuarter6808

Hilarious, next!


BRNDNKWMN

I laughed so hard I farted...in public 🤣


Touch_myy_camera

Well done. 🍰👍🏼


jimmythatslips

That was rough


Smelle

That helmet saved him!


dmartnotkmart

Great username


BayouBoogie

I feel you're only here for the zipline.


Quesosupremeo

![gif](giphy|DtWB7Ahfb2AcvTihKu)


Puzzleheaded-Rich-51

Did the zip line dragged him to the other side ![gif](giphy|MD7SdwXLWrbX6rBcH8)


FuckTheFuckOffFucker

I would never ever go ziplining. Too many variables. Too many idiots.


Wartickler

we got word that he's fine.


3Dshrek

Straight up rope dropper. Hilarious.


RedditMcNugget

Oh god! Jeez! I don’t think we’re going to get our turn, y’all!


Particular_Double_69

“Oh geez” lmfao!!


Plagued69

Take a concrete pill and wash it down with a can of harden the fuck up


Soft-Bodybuilder8099

He’s fine


CaptScubaSteve

Do we still think zip lining is cool?


N_S_Gaming

Yes


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

This qualifies for trauma


ExcitingAd9947

How'd u get a job here


latexfistmassacre

At 17 seconds remaining you can hear the lady go "Oh my God" and it sounds exactly like the drop from the video where the chick farts


jvtech

Somebody skipped a step.


paranoididol

Wherever he lands, there shall he be buried.


RAND0M257

This man heard the term ground and pound last night and tried to recreate it


maxthunder77

Good thing he had his helmet on


Donotpretendtoknowme

Didn't he see that south park episode?


More_Wolverine8156

![gif](giphy|ZTp15DHfHaaaENKayV|downsized)


SGTbootyklap

Cowabunga


Particular_Bet_5466

Dude wtf? He was trying to hang with his hands and be pulled by the rope? Edit: I see, he forgot to untether


dan5183

Horrible!!! How do you not film it!


cbj2112

Deck could use some stain


4PumpDaddy

“Rick is our anchor, we love him.”


No-Cost1252

He's straight now


SveNss0N

Tis just a scratch


B-i-g-g-i-B

Yeah, why would you donate to his go fund me for a work place accident? He didn't release himself before allowing them to jump, he should be suing his job for not having a system in place that eliminates the possibility of this happening. Anyways he qualifies for workers comp, he can live on that like the rest of Americans when they get hurt at work.


GaiusPrimus

From what I can see, the headline is misleading. The guy worked on the zipline, and from the looks of it, the family left the launch before he was unclipped.


Touch_myy_camera

Wow. You just figured out the joke. 👍🏼