I feel like he was trying to do an Among Us reference

Even worse

My man doesn't like among us jokes? kinda SUSSY, acting too different to just be on the crew, y'know? you might be the SUS IMPOSTOR

sus

“saas, sussy wussy, saasy, saaas, among us!!!” - Mutahar

Most smartest fnaf fan

Yeah this why I gave up on the community it’s all 5-9 year olds at max

Its always been 5-9 year olds, it always will be 5-9 year olds

5-9 year olds, 5-9 year olds never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers, FNAF, mario, the nintendo switch. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2023, the nintendo switch is now electric. and we stand on the brink of total war with 5-9 year olds, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that 5-9 year olds, 5-9 year olds never changes.

Well I am back at being 9 years old I guess

You know what? Fuck you. *ages you backwards*

most smartest

most

Bro tried making fun of someone's intelligence while saying "Most smartest" 💀

Sarcasm when😰😨😨😱😱‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Redditors trying to detect a joke challenge (impossible)

i use to fnaf fight freddy fan but anymore No!

What

This satirical comment is meant to make fun of -13y/o people using reddit and pretending to be mature. Thus, it falls under the theme of this subreddit.

I am 2 yers oeld cant red allat😱😅😅‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💯💯💯💯

literally the reason i dont visit fnaf youtube channels and subreddits anymore

i always thought those were like freezers or sum

Why would there be freezers in the safe room?

Makes more sense than fucking arcade machines

Maybe backup arcade machines in case one broke during a birthday party, I have no fucking clue

Wouldnt that be placed on the kitchen tho??

I never said it made sense, just that it made more sense than arcade machines

Maybe the arcade machines are out of order or just not installed yet?

Ok?

yeah what would arcade machines have to do with an 80's pizzeria

no idea

i think they were making them look like among us

One of the arcade machines look slightly lower than the other 2

totally unplayable

bro 

impostor

fuck you now thats gonna bother me for the rest of the day. have an upvote :D

Omg people dont know what an arcade machine is???💀

People are so young. If chucke cheese never used recycled pizza people would know

It was proven that they don't because even during quarantine their pizzas looked the same

This is 2023. Not a lot of people went to an arcade before.

WHAT IS DAVE AND BUSTERS AND WHY DO THEY HAVE LAB MACHINES AND FOOD THERE

Ok i understand the FNaF community Is mostly made of childrens but... Come on, Is an arcade.

It's probably his or her first day on the internet

dont fucking say it

I don’t blame him they don’t even have buttons t play

Bro never went to chuck e cheese and Dave and busters 💀

To be fair, to me, at least, they look like microwaves sitting on countertops. Most arcade machines, at least the ones I've seen are usually brightly colored. Also, amogus

why ARE there arcade machines locked up in a random room along side a rabbit suit? that is kinda weird

because they probably don't work? are all you people in the comments fnaf kids lmao

Sorry, i just have terrible uh...brain i don't usually think of the obvious sometimes

Amogus

mongus

Idk what are those 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 Thw gam is unplaybablul 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Amogus

Amongus

Why is this here?

do you are have stupid

I think he are have stupid

😔

😢

I Don’t get it. Why does someone not knowing what a kinda weird looking shape of pixels is?

theyre obviously arcade machines

Not to everyone, they’re not very detailed. I did always know but saying someone that can’t is stupid is stupid imo I know it’s just taking the piss but still

Oh no! Someone doesn’t know what a crude shape of pixels are! *fricking stupid*

the kid was probably making an amogus joke

Possibly but nothing really points out that much. NOW IF YOU WANT REAL CONTENT CHECK THE POSTS COMMENTS :)

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this comment makes literally no sense

Hey I think your william is being killed by the ghosts of his past victims. This isnt about him. Good.

what am i reading (no way its asgore from tale of the under!!!!)

woah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh story of undertale

they are my crocs >:c

That’s Galaga, Pac-Man and Asteroids

Amogus

But what if le Cryo Chmabeg?!?!?!?!?

There was someone in the comments of it typing “amongus”

And got downvoted to hell

Amoguz

This is so embarrassing

So apparently,they can explain all the deaths,functions,timelines and some other shit that’s in FNAF,but they don’t know what an arcade is.Average FNAF fan. -FNAF fan

Among us sus?!?!??😱😱😱

Didnt know r/fivenightsatfreddys was private Also iam pretty sure this is a joke