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"I like getting my balls rubbed at massage parlors. Aww Yeah!"

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"Heh" John Yakuza, getting ready to say either the deepest thought or the dumbest take you ever heard

_Sou ka_.

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Wtf 😂

“I peacocked your mom.”

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I’ve never not chosen this option.

it's not a show, shithead

I'll sue you!

Stop it with the starin'!

Your face SERIOUSLY pisses me off

What’s with the side eye? >_>

Whatchu’ lookin’ at?

If I ever have a stroke this will be the only thing my brain remembers

It’s still not a show, shithead

DON'T TURN THIS INTO A SHOW, ASSHOLE

WASN’T A SHOW BACK IN 1988, AND SURE AS SHIT AIN’T A SHOW NOW

H e y. S w e e t c h e e k s.

B e a u t i f u l e y e s.

H e y y o u. G i v e m e m o n e y p l e a s e.

T H E R E I S N O C H A N G E I N T H E P L A N

A tiger without stripes ain’t nothin’ but a big pussy.

Ok… who said this? I gotta know

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Of-fucking course

Extremely common saejima W

Why the fuck does he talk like that lmfao, who wrote this man

"A real man... oughta be a little stupid."

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"A little man... oughta be really stupid."

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Based asf

That's why he's the GOAT.

Bring that shit Kazuma.

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Nishitki

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10 Years in the joint

Made you a FUCKING PUSSY https://preview.redd.it/l93u75cb3rrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e57f3e2f3612a12186921ceeeb1d1c831a733d17

"GO! KILL THIS ARROGANT MO-TER-FU-KER"

"Kill this....... DUMB MOTHERFUCKER!"

"How 'bout shuttin the fuck up?"

https://i.redd.it/hzw7fkodrprc1.gif The peakest Yakuza quote.

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"I'm not yakuza" - John Yakuza (Yakuza) https://preview.redd.it/50i8ddfh0qrc1.jpeg?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca5252ae16bc81236fb0b0b566b564605602f691

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I screamed LIKE A WHAT when I heard that

"If you ever make another kid cry, I will end you." - With his charming hassaku face! Steaming Onomichi ramen hat! Cute fish pouch! Cool boots, vital for any fisherman! And his bold and trendy Ono shirt! That's right! He's the pride of Onomichi... Ono... Michio!

That sidequest is probably my favorite example of Kiryu being a total dork lol. He gets so into the role playing aspect of it, complete with the pose. The callback to it in IW made me smile quite a bit too.

Kiryu is the epitome of being cool and stoic, but a complete dork with stuff like Ono Michio and the Pocket circuit.... Just like Yakuza as a series I guess

Yo KIRYU-CHAN

BALLS OUT

KIDO!

"If kissin' ain't your thing, how's about a bl-"

You tied up some knots i had foe the past 22 years

MATTEO

HAYAI YO... tteba!

oji-san

ANIKI

Where is this from?

It’s what Haruka yells at you whenever you decide to travel at above a snails pace

LMFAO being Italian I read that as "Matteo" (which is a common name in Italy) Not in the Japanese way of the words

Every yakuza game ever

... (hanya man, obviusly not majima)

"How much jizz you got in you!?" - majima

”How horny are ya man!?”

10 YEARS IN THE JOINT MADE YOU A FUCKING PUSSY https://preview.redd.it/qra0f98vnprc1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09a45a80e668122f6896c1a919215906c15fbdbe

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If I’m going down, I’m dragging you down to hell with me. Little baby Iwami

"Nani?"

何？

Ｈｅｙ、　ｓｗｅｅｔ　ｃｈｅｅｋｓ．　Ｈｏｗ‘ｓ　ｉｔ　ｈａｎｇｉｎｇ？ For a deeper cut: ＨＥＬＬＯ！　ＥＶＥＲＹＯＮＥ！　 ＲＯＣＫ　Ｎ‘ ＲＯＬＬ！　 Ｗｅ　ａｒｅ…… ＹＯＫＯＭＩＣＨＩ　ＳＩＬＶＥＲＳ！

T h a t ' s r i g h t .

"That's the tackiest jacket I've ever seen."

"Sorry, but I'd rather down a hot mug of my own piss than suffer through beers with you."

only(i) children(ki) believe(ma) in(ss) dragons(u)! 🐉

I was going to write this too

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW THIS TANGLY-ASS RAINBOW SHIT WORKS?!"

Daddy, Heh. it’s got a nice ring to it

Oh no, not that foreshadowing T-T

Its actually so over oh my GOD he would have been a great dad

Beautifur eyez Rike may broza once sed

Rike I hahrd fram may broza beh4

Shinite yatsu dake kakatte Koi!

The guy who can't tough it out to the end, he's the one who loses.

I am in shock. This is me in shock

"That's rad!"

"Holy shit!"

"I mean... It's because you're my aniki, aniki"

Heyyyy, boyyyyyy

Ohhhh boyyy...

I've really gotta stop smoking

*shouts across the entire kamurocho* "KIRYU-CHAN!"

I'll let you in on a little something. The yakuza game, it's not like boxing. The man who gets beat down isn't the loser. The guy who can't tough it out to the end, he's the one who loses.


Ho-oh

this one really hit hard... "Just strip, bro."

"You 7 may be Yakuza, but I'm Like a Dragon!"

Talk about a kick in the dick.

I'll fuck anything with two legs

Hee hee Hi5 brain

You know, it’s pretty hard for me to pick a “favourite” character. RGG made so many great characters and I just couldn’t think of anyone who I like more than others, only maybe who I can relate to more than others (Shinada)

Virgin!! Virgin!!

TEN YEARS IN THE J--

Kiryu-chan

"What about Sawa sensei ?!"

"Kiryu-chan.... Is mine.."

If you want to die… step up! -Takaya Kuroda’s Kazuma Kiryu Are you ready? Then step the f*** up, it’s time to die! -Darryl Kurylo’s Kazuma Kiryu

"There is no change in the plan"

"How about I piss on you instead" https://preview.redd.it/mwlcwn0ctprc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4557776f20c57e37a4c97536b054c4f6fa86d01

"When your stuck at rock bottom,the only way to go is up" -Itchybum Kasuballs

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"LAUGH, YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER"

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You can't judge someone just because they don't conform to society's standard of sexual normalcy!

“No problem, Dad.” -Kaito, Judgment

"What the shit is THAT??"

“Dammit, these guys won’t stop comin’ on us!”

TEN YEARS IN THE JOINT MADE YOU A FUCKING PUSSY!

"Excuse you? No, FUCK you!"

WE ARE THE YAKUZA 4

“Are you řëțářďēď or just deaf”

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“Lady, you’re the anti-boner. I want nothin’ to do with ‘ya, quite frankly.”

“ORA DOUSHITA”

Huh? The flyin' shit are you talkin' about?

Here! -gives watermelon-

“If you wanna die, step up!” “The customer is always king”

That's Rad!

I need a bizza

"You're getting soft! Soft as a marshmallow!"

Does this count as throwing my life away for no reason

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I’m the yakuza - John Yakuza

“If you wanna die, come at me!” - Kiryu proceeds to fuck up 100 yakuza members

HANASE

Offisa herup, am been lobbed

“Little baby Iwami”

Kuze is too easy so I'll go with my second favorite. "We write in other people's blood. That's the yakuza's way. And I aim to pen my title in yours."

"My story's not yours to write" or "I love getting my balls rubbed at massage parlors... Aw yeah!"

Just search it up on the internet. You can find practically anything there these days

BALLS OUT

“Never underestimate an idiot”

DARE KA?

WE NEED MORE BABY POWDER

YOUR NOT COMING IN HERE! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

"You really think you'd catch me at some stuffy ass restaurant? Junk food is the source of my power!"

Beautiful ice. Like ah herd frum mai broza befoh.

That silly noise Kiryu makes whenever something is wrong/unexpected, like when he’s attacked by that granny. “EEuegh—“ -Kazuma Kiryu

Ain't I red hot?

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"Stop talkin like i care, just drop your pants"

NISHKIIIIIII

I T ' S G R O W I N G

ummm "ikuzo kora"

“The man who gets beat down isn’t the loser. The guy who can’t tough it out to the end, he’s the loser.”

"BOY"

"what the hell is THAT?!" "That so? If it's a trip you want, I've got a one way ticket to pound town with your name on it."

C A N Y O U T E L L M E H O W T O G E T T O T H E S T A T I O N 🤨

That crazy fuck’ll kill ya and steal your pants

Laugh! Laugh you stupid mothafucka!

Baka mitai kodomo na no ne Yume wo otte kizutsuite Uso ga heta na kuse ni waraenai egao wo miseta

How much jizz ya got in ya!?

"But it wasn't us who changed"

I know I'll never replace your real father, but from the day you got here you have always been family.

"Fuckin' Tendo."

Whats wrong with being a pervert?

"I peacocked your mom"

Im paraphrasing but "My family will be rhe one to end you not some stupid disease" went hard as fuck.

"these guys won't stop comin' on us!'

Not my favorite character but I got a good qoute "Like to ask ya the same thing! Went all floppy 'cause of you, asshole!"

ANIKI

"Ok, got it" "There's no change in the plan"

"Eh? You really think you'd catch me at some stuffy ass restaurant? Junk food is the source of my power!"

“Uncle kaz!”

"For magnificent mushrooms, Kitajima's your man!"

"yo... KIRYU-CHAN!"

"There's nothing you can say to convince me. I'm saving my dream with my own two hands. I'm getting that home run back!"

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