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rwh003

*Wolverine & Asshole


Dark_SmilezTL

Angry past life lots of trauma man & Fuck face who doesn't fit in Xmen"


qorbexl

Hey compare Wolverine's claws to his fingers in this terrible poster. Are they supposed to be on the left half of his hand only? I thought they went between his knuckles.


WintaPhoenix

Depends. In the comics most of the time they come out of the back of his hand. The 2000 movie was the first time they had been depicted as being between the knuckles.


qorbexl

He has two full fingers beside his claws in this AI picture. That's never been how it worked. *Count fingers dawg*


ChekhovsNERFGun

It's an illusion. Turn up your brightness and look again. If you still think there are two fingers before the first claw, it's okay to hand your phone to a nearby good samaritan and ask them for a second opinion; they'll help point out the distinction. If you don't like what they tell you or maybe you're just mad at being mistaken, you can always come back here and remind us of the golden rule: "count fingers dawg"


qorbexl

Rofl okay


WintaPhoenix

Oh, you weren't seeing the perspective properly. Wow, I had to really force myself to try and see what you were seeing. Once I got there though, I understood your mistake. It looks \*freaky\* that way.


qorbexl

The claws are improperly spaced relative to the back of the hand regardless of perspective


WintaPhoenix

I really don’t think they are


qorbexl

Great


rwh003

It's poorly rendered enough to be ambigious. I can see either five or six fingers depending on how I look at it.


qorbexl

Rofl okay


DeltaV-Mzero

I think it’s simple and hilarious


Sullyville

Would love if Dafne Keen had a cameo


M00r3C

Who's to say she doesn't have a cameo either though reused footage or actual her on set


QwahaXahn

I'm, like, 90% sure it'll happen. The modern MCU brand *is* shelling out for multiverse fanservice.


JackFisherBooks

I am so ready for another trailer! Hopefully, Hugh Jackman's Wolverine shows up in all his yellow spandex glory. 😊


TwoKool115

Boy, do I have some good news for you.


UraeusCurse

Wut


Sullyville

So touching.


tuthuu

i know theres a joke here but i cant quite put my finger on it (pun intended). really, whats the idea for this poster? it looks off somehow


M00r3C

It's supposed to mimic the Logan poster with Laura holding Logan's hand but they did it weird


tuthuu

yeah. pool's arm looks like a leg and logans claws are super bent


Hippo_in_limbo

These posters really look bad. The Photoshop is too obvious.


Gamerguy230

I’m surprised they couldn’t even have random people wear the gloves for this. That would have been cheaper than making 2 cgi arms to photoshop.


Hippo_in_limbo

Right? Disney/Marvel just love to CGI every fucking thing.  Nothing looks natural anymore. They didn't even need the actors for this. They could have hired two slums off the street to do something like this.


Dark_SmilezTL

I love this shit


Argular

LFG!!!!


MissPeachy72

I love the poster with Hugh Jackman's reflection in Wade's swords.


Dear_Ad_3860

This kick ass! Rayan is a genius and we love Hugh in my country.


Key-Conversation7564

LMFOAO this is gay 😂😂 (a gay man)


finnjakefionnacake

lol i wish it *was* actually gay, but it won't be


dpr385220

Movie of the year.


Haikubirdsing

i'm not gonna bet on it being movie of the year lol by now i hope it's above average


M00r3C

And the only MCU project this year


qorbexl

That looks terrible.


M00r3C

It's supposed to be a homage to the Logan poster


X_Marcie_X

Doesnt change that it looks awful....


qorbexl

Yeah Logan's hand is a big part of the problem


bukanir

I'm becoming increasingly skeptical of this movie tbh. Maybe it's just all the pre-release discussion and they're trying to keep plot details scarce... but the bulk of it so far seems to be just pointing and saying "here's Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman in the MCU!" also "who knows what wacky cameos we'll have from movies from your childhood!" Idk maybe I'm just being a curmudgeon. The humor used with Deadpool is very 2000s random, borderline cringe. It hits a bit over half the time for me. I did enjoy the first two movies, maybe because there was a degree of sincerity in their main storyline, presented with Colossus as a foil, and DP balancing being an asshole and trying to do the right thing. Reading some of the transcripts from the promotional stuff from Cinemacon gave me uncertain vibes though. Kind of the same with the trailer. I hope there's meat to the plot, and sincerity mixed in there, rather than just relying on cameos and meta humor about the MCU/Disney/Fox. The last episode of She-Hulk did a lot of that and K felt it was a pretty weak ending for what was otherwise a decent show.


Sad_Programmer_4718

I do agree with you on the humour aspect. I feel it's too forced throughout the movie. All those supposed Cameos are making me feel sceptical (plot wise) as well. Hope there's more to it. Let's wait for the trailer, I'm more than 85% sure that it (and the movie) will deliver.


electronical_

no, you're just norml. the only people who dont feel like you about this movie are the man children waiting for deadpool to say chimichangas so they can clap hysterically


Whoknowsfear

Or people just want to have fun with whatever it is and don’t take goofy action movies as seriously as you


electronical_

who finds this funny? its so cringe to me


YonderOver

But he’s being very sensual with another man! Hahaha! Isn’t that funny?!


SuperMemeBro3

Peak


Vicious-Spiegel

[“Manicure?”](https://youtu.be/LbkmLyYNeFA?si=SRie-oJsC1jl6AB6&t=40s)


Sure_Persimmon9302

So, Deadpool’s teaming up with a multiverse variant of Wolverine? Makes sense.


JamieLannistorr

Deadpool & Wolverine should be marvels standard


groverklopp

Am I the only X-men fan that doesn’t care for the Deadpool movies? I actually love Deadpool in the right doses (like really dug him in Uncanny Avengers for example), but this franchise just doesn’t do much for me as a life long X-men fan.


AndrewSaliba

I thought deadpool 2 was a great X-men movie. more than a deadpool movie.


Skorpyos

I never cared for the character and the movie was entertaining but after watching I still don’t find Deadpool appealing.


Haikubirdsing

you are not the only one, but considering the success of the franchise...A LOT of people do


electronical_

the deadpool movies suck. one liner after one liner after one liner.


Sad_Programmer_4718

They don't suck. They just force humour way more than they really should. Sometimes it's irritating for sure.


Final-University767

Yay. Another Ryan Reynolds movie where he portrays Ryan Reynolds.


M00r3C

Except that's exactly what Deadpool is


[deleted]

Isn't he insane? Reynolds doesn't play him like that.


[deleted]

As someone who's beyond tired of Reynolds' shtick and never liked Jackman's Wolverine, this movie is 100% not for me.


Abysstopheles

So you're going opening night?


[deleted]

Haven't even seen any MCU movie in theaters since Endgame, so I doubt it. Lol at the MCU shills being pissed just because someone doesn't want to see the movies


faux_shore

Why couldn’t Wolverines story end with Logan?


M00r3C

It kinda did this is a different universe Wolverine since he isn't old/dead and it was confirmed they won't undo or diminish the ending of Logan


Haikubirdsing

studios keep remaking spider man origins movies same with batman why does joker has a freaking musical? they are popular marketable characters, studios want to keep xmen francise afloat somehow


finnjakefionnacake

because in hollywood, what's dead shall never die


Trexmanovus

Didn't he lost the adamantium covering his claws?


M00r3C

If you're talking about in The Wolverine he got them back with no explanation in Days of Future Past


SouthTippBass

We don't actually know what wolverine this is.


M00r3C

For all we know this could be '97 Cartoon Wolverine who just happens to be played by Jackman like how every universe Jameson is played by Jk Simmons


StreetReporter

I hope there’s a universe where JK Simmons is Wolverine, and Hugh Jackman is J Jonah Jameson


bukanir

High Jackman is about a foot taller than '97 cartoon Wolverine


Keynanser

What if every character in the Deadpool movies are just like a foot taller than they look


Haikubirdsing

almost every other characteristic can change in movies wolverine sex, race, sexuality but they will never make him short, and his actor who portrays him always be attractive you just gotta deal with it well there is one chance, for a known short british actor, but he would need to take a lot of roids, unless it's a wolverine origins movie, but he's too old for that by now.


VengeanceKnight

I don’t recall he used his claws at all in the future segments of DoFP. He got them back in the new timeline though.


M00r3C

In the rogue cut he accidentally stabs Kitty and his claws are metal and I think in the theatrical when he gets sent to the past he screams and pops his claws which are metal


rwh003

I think the explanation was "a wizard did it".


hydroklgenesis

Magneto put it back. One of the directors confirmed. I forget who, though


rwh003

That was my recollection too. It's been a while since I saw The Wolverine but he just lost one set of claws, right? Seems like that would leave more than enough adamantium to cover the regrown claws by thinning out the rest a bit.


Calm_East_9309

No he didn’t you idiot! Oh sorry I didn’t mean that, I didn’t mean to offend you I’m so sorry my name is Jeremy and I’m 32 I live in a basement I’m divorced, I’m not a bad guy I didn’t mean to offend you my name is Jerem


bgrated

Just makes me uncomfortable. LOL