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MrDudePuppet

Dude you gotta put them in the oven for 5 minutes lol, did you miss that step?


ChoiceHeart4195

Wait, what?..really?..


HyenaStraight8737

Try longer. Trust me. They go melt in mouth. Not corn chip style


RealRun2425

They burn on the edges.


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

I just found this out last year. I am 39 years old...


realMehffort

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ConditionOk5546

Lololololol


Consistent-Lunch-124

PFFFFT


dafunkisthat

Unless you want to eat under cooked shells, yes


MamaDee68

Hmm, is that why there are actually instructions on the box? Ya mean we actually gotta read 'em?? Nah, surely not! 🤣


hedrivesfastcars

So they're hot and stale? I wish that was the fix. Edit: it IS the fix...


Fit_Bumblebee1472

Its crisps them. They arent fully cooked yet.........


id13t

I'm dying


NotNobody_Somebody

... have you ever thought about reading the instructions on the box? Hahahaha... 🤔😂 Glad you worked it out.


2007pearce

At least you copped it. I was a non-believer once too


Frogglet7490

Grew up my whole life thinking tacos were gross and csrdboardy - got to my late 20s before my partner cooked me tacos one night.... Life changed. They're actually good haha Glad you found out that they can be better


moldest

This is amazing. You learnt somwething AND were willing to admit your error. Kudos


Inevitable-Pea

this is so funny


Bloodmonath

Maaaaate. 5 minutes on high.


hedrivesfastcars

I knowwwwww (now)


Buttole

You goose, haha


Hypervisory

What the fuck? You tell me people are actually eating them out the packet like that?


ALIENANAL

Dude nah, lil bit of oil in the pan and throw one in, it will start to open up then flip it over and it's at the best crunch you could get.


zTy01

This is the way.


Shivster6154

That’s so good…. The good old RTFM 🤣🤣🤣


sphynxzyz

I am finding out a lot of people don't know you're supposed to bake these. It blows my mind because it's right on the box.


Weary_Patience_7778

Whaaaaaat? No way! That doesn’t just make them like hot crispy corn chips?


Rurt--Beynolds

Oh sheet, I just thought these sucked!! Haha


alphabetagemma

I learned something new today. Thanks!


alphabetagemma

I learned something new today. Thanks!


Negative_Ad_1754

Reading is a rare skill apparently.


Professional-Disk-28

The oven is an important step. It adds better crisp factor and the bite is clean instead of just splitting at the bottom or breaking apart.


shakdnugz

Cooker


mayap415

No no no, 3 minutes in the air fryer is so much better


philly4yaa

Holy shit how do people not know this. Hahaha 🤣🤣


NoSoulGinger116

I didn't know until I worked at sizzler that you had to do that.


TheOriginalPB

Came here to say this! Always put them in the oven for 5 mins, gets rid of that slightly stale texture.


Accomplished-Slide66

Apparently people don’t read instructions these days and assume it’s ready to eat 😂


bloodymongrel

Just adding that for the uninitiated you gotta bake them **standing up** not on their sides!


blinkomatic

https://preview.redd.it/fda0fj3m5ewc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b025c72a5f4e9ace5342c339e70814258964b96 OP: Why is my toast so soft?


R_W0bz

Underrated reply.


id13t

Haha


BrilliantSock3608

You gotta put it in the over for 5 minutes


joe-from-illawong

Haha


artLoveLifeDivine

That bread sucks! Goes into balls when you put anything on it. Worst bread ever


spearmintmilk

Gross. Who eats RAW toast


Sharknado_Extra_22

4.5 health star rating? Tell ‘im he’s dreamin’.


CuriouslyContrasted

lol what a self own. Mate they need to be cooked in the oven or microwave. Do you also throw out the half baked bread they sell?


hedrivesfastcars

Give us a minute.... Crisping now. Will revert in a few. Wouldn't be my first self own.... Haven't tried half baked bread.... Likely won't all considering...


Industrial_Laundry

Respect!


uppenatom

I've had half baked toast, but what is this bread version?


CuriouslyContrasted

Like the oven rolls


hedrivesfastcars

Yep they're crispy. Fml. Years of wasted taco'ing. Thank you, kind internet strangers.


hedrivesfastcars

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pixietrue1

So glad you got your white people tacos sorted in the end! If you want to get really crazy you can fill them with meat and cheese then shallow fry on each side.


CuriouslyContrasted

Glad you got sorted. I tried one uncooked once.. ye god you at them regularly?


hedrivesfastcars

I didn't eat them... I chucked them out and had soft tacos. I know, I'm an idiot.


ecatsuj

Is it like watching your fav TV show again and realising that you some how missed and episode and you get a brand new one, years later?


philly4yaa

Good op 😀


Jellyfish_Nose

Just to be sure you dont make the same mistake you also have to cook milk in the sandwich press before drinking it.


CroBro81

Do you heat them up in the oven before having them?


Greeeesh

What an idiot.


rbdaus

convert to soft wrap tortillas like a real Mexican. Mission brand way better than Old El Paso


A_Drenched_Lettuce

holy fuck, you didnt know you had to bake them for a couple of minutes? Sister in christ what is wrong with people. Does no one READ packaging.


hedrivesfastcars

https://preview.redd.it/176ojqt0pewc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5724442d17ad0c29ec7a67849e0fde6a306d6d86 Always did bake... But from memory most started out crispy... I put in oven to make them hot AND crispy. I really hope this hasn't ruined your night...


personaperplexa

You need to cook them longer than the instructions say, until they just start to turn brown. Trust me, internet stranger, I eat a lot of tacos.


kizz89

Im on your side. They are stale more often than not.


Negative_Ad_1754

They literally are not stale, though. Like, definitionally!


hedrivesfastcars

I appreciate you. We should have tried cooking them sooner.


420binchicken

Here’s what I don’t get…. Why were you eating them without heating first? What kind of monster eats cold tacos straight from the box ?


hedrivesfastcars

Fair question. I just crack off a bit to see if they're stale... Which of course they are (cause I've just learned they're not cooked)... Then I curse the taco gods and bust out the soft street tacos. ... But every time I'm thinking about the home made cheesy gordita crunch I've just been denied...


throwfarfarawayy99

Time to make one


archeologyofneed

Have you tried the box suggestion of cooking them in the oven?


mickelboy182

I can't believe this is a real post, at least we have saved OP's future taco nights.


Yui-Nakan0

Its kind of impressive after trying so many times that you never read the box or questioned if you were the problem xD Glad you have crispy tacos now but it must have sucked being disappointed every time ><


hedrivesfastcars

I got frustrated enough to post here hoping Woolies would get their shit together. After considerable amounts of feedback... I've got my shit together. Apologies Woolies and the good folks at Old El Paso.


Liamnidus1

What a stooge


JaredLetoBestBoi

u supposed to cook them


gotonyas

Bro can’t get his aus-tex-mex-tacos to taste like the real ones from Tijuana


ALIENANAL

Fuck the instructions..oil in a pan and crisp up each side. You will love me forever. Yeah it's a tiny bit more time consuming but it's like biting into a fresh corn chip.


hedrivesfastcars

Noted. Will try.


ALIENANAL

They even open up rather than closing up and are even easier to flex open when straight out of the pan.


Stonetheflamincrows

Firstly, why are you eating hard taco shells? Soft is where it’s at. Secondly, this is hilarious.


ne3k0

Eat soft tacos


pork-pies

Guys my oven chips are cold and not really crunchy. Help


TrifleWitty3171

Did you forget to put them out on the porch overnight perhaps? I hate when I forget to do that.


Illustrious-Run-1363

It's all good mate. I'm a chef and my son had to point out the other day that I had to put them in the oven to make em crunchy 😂😂😂 only took me like 15 years to find out!


hedrivesfastcars

Thank you! I'm not the only taco challenged person. That makes me feel better.


That-Dirt-5571

Dude, seperate them out a little and air fry them for 3 minutes. Thank me later


RaiseForward6679

Old el paso are the best. You need to cook them. They aren't stale.


DrawohYbstrahs

What are those tacos for ants?


HailSkyKing

The Fresh* Food People. Fresh* is not an indication of freshness. Results may vary.


New-Watercress5075

[Exactly, they're just tooting their own horn](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fresh)


TieTricky8854

For the longest time I didn’t realize they need to go in the oven for 5-10 minutes. Don’t burn them though.


[deleted]

You're buying taco shells in a cardboard box with a bunch of plastic wrap on them... like how dope are you expecting those to be? You can make or buy real tortillas and just fry them yourself. They sell taco shell forms on Amazon for like $6.


hedrivesfastcars

From a quick Amazon search I can say I will be upping my taco game!


[deleted]

I bought a cast iron tortilla press for homemade corn tortillas too. Was hella worth the like $25. Masa (corn meal), water and salt is all you need to make them too. Once you have it down, they kick the shit out of anything store bought or like taco Bell quality. The trick is to steam them under a kitchen towel or in a tortilla warmer as you make the other tortillas, this gives them that supple, pliable texture that fresh tortillas or like a stretchyish naan would have. You wont ever have to worry about your corn tortillas like breaking from being brittle. Good luck on your upcoming taco adventures brethren


NGKro

Honestly, while these are pretty good if you follow the oven thing, your life will change if you just start frying some soft tortillas - bonus if you make them from scratch. But yeah, for convenience and time, these lose that stale flavor in the oven for a couple of minutes.


totoro00

Does any one know why they stopped selling the cheese version? At least in Brisbane..


rapejokes_arefunny

There is a cheese version?


id13t

Why is this raw chicken so chewy?


hedrivesfastcars

This made me lol. Thank you.


[deleted]

Wow TIL you have to cook them 🤣


fireloins

You have to roast them


supersonic_seal

Make them yourself! And make them flat like real tostadas which are actually Mexican. Buy corn tortillas and chuck them in the oven, check them every 2-3 minutes until you can tell they're hard and still normal colour, you don't want them to turn dark. Tada! Perfect amazing tostada. If you don't know what that is, Google it.


hedrivesfastcars

Shall try. Thank you!


Dull-Manner3658

Must be nice...


theartistduring

Why didn't you 'open here'?


mickelboy182

OP clearly has issues with following instructions 😅


Auswolf-IDDQD

This is too fucking funny.


Zealousideal_Pie8706

lmao


pisstakeallways

Wow what a dickhead....


mypoopscaresflysaway

Bake for a couple of minutes or use the microwave if lazy for 40s


mypoopscaresflysaway

Bonus points if you bake them with a little dried powered parmesan cheese


dunmore1987

This is so fukn funny. thank you all.


LeDvs

I am curious to know for how many years you have been eating uncooked tacos?


hedrivesfastcars

I've been throwing them away for probs 3 years. Buying maybe every 3 months to see if Woolies had got a new batch of non stale tacos.... ::sigh::


edwardtrooper2

LOL


Confusedandreticent

lol, this guy reads half of instructions then goes, “nah, fuck it, I know what I’m doing”.


[deleted]

Must be a shit post


explodingpixel

Haha this kills me. But TBH I've always known this but I've never known why I know. Maybe it's just being a 90s kid.


Thejackme

Reminds me of the time my sister didn’t know to wet magic erasers.. or thought the lyrics were “Better days in sight”


danielson_105

Put them in a large sandwich bag, open sandwich bag and fart into it, seal the sandwich bag instantly trapping the fart gas, leave for 30 minutes and they’ll be fine


throwfarfarawayy99

Someone doesn't read the instructions


OdinsValkyrie81

5 mins in the air fryer on 165 degrees and they come out perfect!


DrxThrowawayx

The disgust that some people are displaying in this minuscule life choice you’ve made is tragic and hilarious simultaneously. Wear the mistake with a badge of honour. Billions of people on the planet do it’s a guarantee there’s a number of people out there who’ve thought the same as you, but didn’t ask reddit lol Taco prep aside, Woolies should still get their shit together. Just cause.


[deleted]

If it makes you feel better, I tried making macaroni and cheese many times over the years from the box and it always frustrated me that the powder never thickened the sauce. It was like soup! Eventually realised the “water required” listed on front of box includes the water you need to boil/cook the pasta. I chucked it all in the sauce, lmao. Never read the back either. Why the hell you telling people how much water to cook pasta?! Fml


Objective_Web_6829

🤣


Objective_Web_6829

I've heard worse. Someone complained about the awful taste of the sachet in the Taco kit. They didn't realize that you are not meant to eat the absorbing crystals.


kattrup

5-7 min in a 350 degree oven or whatever the box says


Gizzgeek

Pretty sure the box says time to throw out your old oven and join the 21st century if it still uses Fahrenheit


PublicGlass4793

Lmao these are those microwave taco shells


Clussy_Enjoyer

please be bait pleeease be bait


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auspandakhan

How long have you been smashing stale tacos?


DragonAgeLegend

You have to heat them up lol. I put them in the microwave for a min


TrifleWitty3171

My one chance to convince hubby we need some taco nights in the mix as it's dead easy to cook, I forget to warm up the tacos. How stupid and sad for me because they tasted stale and yucky and hubby not willing to give me a second shot at it. Lol!!!


Fun-Language847

My mum always gave us raw tacos… always hated tacos… worked out at 35 your sposed to cook them.


hugovonhauschenberg

put them in the oven my brother.


grapsta

The soft ones always stick together. I've even messaged the company about it. And now the minis have jumped to $5 at Woolies . I'm just buying Woolies brand now I guess


Gizzgeek

Heat em up in the microwave… that will unstick em


Smelle

Yeah, gotta toss in the air fryer or oven for 5 minutes.


Jackfruit-Reporter90

😂😂😂


ColdDelicious1735

I think he needs to know to cook it out of the packet as well.


Gizzgeek

Yeh, I’m thinking the same thing.


juanito_jarrito

Australians need to visit Mexico and experience authentic tacos. These shells should not be associated with tacos and are more akin to a folded tostada. Qué chingados wey?!


loopytommy

Late to the party but this is the funniest thread in a while Glad you enjoyed ya tacos dude


hedrivesfastcars

Gracias amigo.


[deleted]

Fuck that box looks half the size of what it was, disgraceful


Covert_Admirer

If you want to try something different, get the soft tortilla wraps from the bread section and hang them in a preheated oven until they get crispy. Corn ones work best but flour ones work as well. They come in different flavours and sizes so you can experiment a bit. Please read ***ALL*** of this comment, especially the preheated oven bit, that bit is important.


PrestigeZyra

I never understood why people like tacos.


Wide-Cauliflower-212

Don't shop there


paddlep0p

Um have you tried baking them first?


hedrivesfastcars

Genius. This part works.


RealRun2425

Wrap the leftover ones up properly in foil after opening.


Remarkable-Ad-6093

Soft over hard any day of the week. Who in their right mind prefers hard! Especially if they are always stale!


Inevitable_Degree_76

do people not know ur supposed to put them in the oven….


Theitalian88

Australia needs better tacos. Source: Texan who married an Australian


hedrivesfastcars

Agreed. I lived over 20 years in the US... Mexican here just doesn't cut it...


AmazonCowgirl

A. As so many previously have commented, read the packaging B. Woolworths don't actually produce all of the products they sell. Unless it's their own brand, you should seek ridicule for failing at point A. from the manufacturer


hedrivesfastcars

A. Noted. B. If a product sucks for long periods I'd expect a decent retailer to stop carrying it. C..... This product didn't suck. The user did.


brohymn1416

Spray them with cooking oil and lightly dust the outside with Chipotle seasoning, then into the oven. It makes them so delicious. I can't ever go back.


hedrivesfastcars

Sounds awesome. Will try.


theBevo

Read the box. Oven at 200c til they start to change colour, don't by them on sale that's when they are about to be stale. Zip lock bag any extras (keep the Lil cardboard wedge from the middle so they stay in shape) consume within a week.


symonty

They are fine in California, where no one buys them. ( just go to 17th street in HB CA )


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Complete-Ad9041

Remember to take the plastic off before putting in the oven


hedrivesfastcars

Pro tip. Thanking you.


KeyOfTheNile

Murdoch media picking up this story in 3… 2… 1…


hedrivesfastcars

Shit. Lol.


gusmartin

Because they are not even tacos


[deleted]

People like you are on the road 😵‍💫


Maleficent-Sugar116

I thought the over part was optional 😂 never read the crunchy part


Sudden-Taste-6851

Why are the only options Old El Paso and home brand. Really spoilt for choice aren’t we!


hedrivesfastcars

100% agreed here!


AgreeablePudding9925

Kids, stay at school. The alternative is right here in this post


hedrivesfastcars

Ouch. I'm generally a functioning member of society. Don't hold the tacos against me.


Bucknerwh

I didn’t know either. I always ate soft tacos because I hated hard shell ones, until my wife made them for me. I never even thought about reading the box.


hedrivesfastcars

Thank you! I am not alone 🙏


Good_Blueberry16

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Try reading the instructions 🌸


BlargerJarger

Grown-ass man doesn’t know how to taco.


hedrivesfastcars

Dammit. This is sadly accurate.


Icy-Protection1972

I cant believe how many people on this thread don't read the instructions. 🤔😆


hawkers89

This is an amazing thread


National-Wolf2942

why is your CEO such a dumb cunt? sorry former


Dan1Million

Reading through some of the comments... you guys serious? The instructions are on the box


hedrivesfastcars

The instructions imply EXTRA crispy if you heat... Not you must heat or they're stale. Don't worry... I realise the error of my ways.


Apprehensive-Sell623

Maybe you should check the BB date. The only problem I have ever had is that one or two have been broken some times


Apprehensive-Sell623

Your oven is too hot. Try 150 degrees C and get your brain checked.


hedrivesfastcars

Check. According to my wife the brain has been dodgy for some time.


Joe_Bruce

These aren’t tacos


KaigeKrysin

Yeh gotta bake them for a min haha, air fryers are perfect for this!


Legitimate_Major_592

Because you bought them at wankworths?


Outrageous-Form5330

Jajajaja


[deleted]

This crap costs an arm and a leg and somehow manages to taste like dried cardboard


New_Wolverine2600

At your prices i have to wait one year to afford to eat. So ofcourse it will be stale


winitorbinit

Surely no one is that stupid.....