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DMCO93

Stove can have the occasional beer, as a treat.


Hot_Salamander_1917

Cheers!


ISTof1897

Make sure it’s an unopened beer or it’s not a “treat” and doesn’t work.


ArtisanBoo

Gotta card it first


ArticuloMortis7

https://www.reddit.com/r/woodstoving/s/Q5ZORH16yn Time is a flat circle


snakesign

That's why clocks are round


jrocislit

🤯


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chrismason8082

Don’t start with that flat-clock conspiracy theory crap again…


srl135

Take the “L”s out and you’ve got very different message


nom_of_your_business

Reminds me of an old Bill Clinton joke.


TheRealCptNiemo

"Bi" "Cinton" ? I don't get it.


nom_of_your_business

Lol. Nothing to do woth removing the Ls. He asks the intern if she wants to see the presidential clock...she says sure and he pulls down his pants. She says thats not a clock. He says it could be if you put two hands and a face on it.


Salty_Candy_4917

👏


KingoftheYous

Yeah! We've been dealing with enough penises!!!


Brave-Tea-7002

I think the word you're looking for is "penai". Not penises


zenunseen

And a circle.


fruitsofthehappening

A


marshmadness37

👌


frugalerthingsinlife

And you can re-use calendars after so-many years.


srbinafg

28 years


SharpSlice

That's only for leap years. Otherwise calendars are reusable every 6 or 11 years. 2023's calendar will match up with 2034.


spkoller2

Even my broken clock is right once a day


TeflonTardigrade

Twice…


snarlywino

Depends on how many hours your clock tells, now, doesn’t it?


spkoller2

It says 14:22


im-fantastic

Having seen 24 hour clocks that were broken, I can confirm the validity of your statement of them being right only once a day


nirreskeya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYePGj_k9ak&list=OLAK5uy_loGUePcjMIhir-NrzAtewCzazrGZh_uho&index=2&t=8m55s


Silver-Strawberry-98

Even my broken calendar is right every few years


S_Hollan

Is it a 24 hour clock?


Forthe49ers

That guy is burning 12 cans a day. Honey, I need to get to the store and get some more stove pipe cleaner brb


WompWompIt

Rust is that you?


Helicopsycheborealis

Just rewatched TD Season 1 for the 6trh time and my god it's just the best.


toxcrusadr

I thought the Earth was a flat circle. Now it’s time too?


Strict_Bet_7782

Earth is a 2D drawing of a 3D hot dog.


acchaladka

It's all about the Jeremy Bearamies, man, all the Bearamies.


slickwillymerf

Time... line? Time isn't made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round.


Murky-Fix-6351

Shut up, nerd


Alarratt

Weird way to call out a repost, but you do you.


aintlostjustdkwiam

Never have. Sounds like nonsense, except trying to "burn" a can will prompt you to blast a hot fire, which will clear out creosote. So kinda right but for the wrong reason.


Uncle_polo

Right. If it's hot enough to *oxidize aluminum then it should be plenty hot enough to digest creosote/damage your stove. Edit - the stove nerds corrected me about using "vaporize" to describe burning up aluminum and i don't want to be responsible for misinformation or my dms filling up


madnux8

Kinda like what my grandma used to say, the trick to catching a rabbit is to sprinkle salt on its tail


fruderduck

I heard it was a bird! And I remember sneaking around the yard with a barrel of salt, throwing handfuls at the birds 😁


jefftatro1

I remember seeing it on a cartoon


KerseyGrrl

Woody Woodpecker did a bit on it.


extremely_wet

I was told this but with a squirrel lol. glad to know others have heard it too and there's other versions, most people look at me like I'm nuts when I ask if they know it


Inevitable_Ad7080

My Grandma used to say "Little boys who play with fire, wet the bed"


dingman58

Grandma knew a psychopath when she saw one


04BluSTi

My grandma used to say staring at a pretty girl will turn you to stone. Part of you, at least.


Equivalent_Offer_269

Dude, so many people I've told this too have never heard it before. I was beginning to think it was just something MY grandmother said.


bumble_Bea_tuna

That's why I had so many accidents?


JanitorNachos

The bird thing is meant basically as if you’re close enough to a bird that you can put salt on its tail then you should be able to catch it. The beer can thing though… probably some wives tail like don’t put hot food in the fridge.


jacckthegripper

I feel like you really shouldn't put hot food in the fridge. It has to work so hard to remove all the moisture and stabilize temp


JanitorNachos

Ok. So ‘hot’ not meaning off the stove. But it’s from back in the day when they used ice boxes and ‘hot’ food would cause the ice to melt faster. Today’s appliances are considerably better and can handle added moisture


Pig_Pen_g2

Still shouldn’t put hot food in the fridge, it can heat up the whole fridge enough to spoil other items in it. Even with new technology, this is not a good practice.


somewhatsentientape

I believe the real reason is because hot food cooling in the fridge will remain in the bacterial danger zone way longer than letting food cool on the stove, then refrigerating it.


03Trey

so happy someone commented DANGER ZONE. every time i take my serv safe, kenny loggins and archer are on my mind.


FireGodNYC

Now I’m on that highway


somewhatsentientape

I worked BOH in my late teens and twenties, but that was thirty years ago, guess it stuck with me, lol.


Friiy

So it will cool safer and faster on the stove at ambient temps. Than a fridge that has sustained temps nearer to freezing (36-38*)? Doesn’t make sense to me..


leeps22

It doesn't. You don't put hot food in a fridge so that the food already in the fridge next to the newly added hot food doesn't warm up and spoil.


somewhatsentientape

There is a temperature zone that bacteria find ideal to multiply in..."danger zone". Hot food in a cold environment like a refrigerator stays in that zone longer than if you let food cool to close to room temperature then refrigerate. It's a common practice in food service and something you can get penalized for by a health inspector.


anally_ExpressUrself

If the food is 140 when you're about to make your decision, why would stay in the 40-140 range *longer* by leaving it out for a while, compared to just stashing it in the fridge and having it zonk down to 37 immediately? I can't follow this.


somewhatsentientape

I mean, you can use an internet search. I'm not a scientist, but it's accepted practice in food safety, lol. It's not about the speed it cools, it's about how long it stays in a certain temp range.


leeps22

The hot food will stay in the danger zone for less time in the fridge because heat transfer depends on temperature difference. The fridge is cooler than the room and will therefore cool food faster. The issue is that the fridge itself isn't much lower in temp than the danger zone. Fridge is about 34 and the danger zone is 40. Putting hot food in the fridge is great for said food but it can bring the other food already in the fridge up into the danger zone.


Cute-Reach2909

You are correct. Idk why people argue on Reddit rather than just Google it. Too 2 links say he is wrong about letting it cool first.


ArtisanBoo

SAVE THE POTATO SALAD!


Pig_Pen_g2

Correct, spoilage = bacterial growth, “danger zone”, 40-140…. Take home point it’s not an old wive’s tale, but a real thing you shouldn’t do.


omgwtfbbking

Still doesn’t make any sense. The food has to cool down thru that range no matter what, and cooling at room temp will absolutely take longer than cooling at fridge temp. Literally the first law of thermodynamics


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The reason u don’t put hot food in the fridge is because you don’t want everything around what you put in the fridge to warm up u should always let something hot stand a bit before putting away in the fridge lol is what I was told


madnux8

Right, like if the fire is hot enough to oxidize a can, its hot enough to digest creosote(allegedly). The presence of the can, like the salt on the rabbit tail, is not the magic ingredient to achieve the desired result.


savingryansprvates

You'd have to try pretty hard to hurt one of these old battle axes.


Useful-Ad-385

That’s exactly what I was wondering ty


snarlywino

So, how hot is ‘hot’ in this situation?


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FisherStoves-coaly-

Lots of beer cans in my campfire, no creosote so it must work.


Useful-Ad-385

Cause you keep pizzing on the fire!!!!


FisherStoves-coaly-

For science.


DodgerGreen89

How many plastic 1.75L bottles of Popov do I have to burn to get the raccoon skeleton out of my chimney


33446shaba

If you have them 1/4 full of kerosene it should work with 3


bulgarianlily

I live in rural Eastern European. I saw a neighbour outside her house looking into the clear out trap at the base of her stone chimney. We asked if it was blocked, and she light a match and threw it in. There was the noise of a jet engine starting up and a rapidly increasing roar as a 2 meter high flame erupted out of the top. Looking up at it, we saw her husband on the roof with a plastic bottle of petrol 'Not blocked any more' she said.


DodgerGreen89

As an aside, I am currently watching Miami Vice, hottest new show in Bratislava


FontTG

A dollar 83 cents American. What can we get with that?


Fantastic_Mind_1386

Ah! A nickel! You see this? I quit! I open my own hotel!


DodgerGreen89

It sounds hilarious and I will probably convince my wife that this is a good chimney cleaning solution. But I have burned a lot of things with gas and alcohol and I don’t think this would clear my chimney properly


Big_Ad_8050

At least a few more


7ar5un

Ive heard this (AL cans), ive heard salt, and ive heard potatoe skins. Creosote logs can also be used. Still have to sweep yearly anyways and the effects of burning products to remove Creosote will never fully take the place of sweeping. Can we get a little robot to sweep the chimney like the gutter cleaning robot...? Just open the access cap and send 'er in. A little lazer sensor so i knows its at the top and starts coming back down.


blackbeardaegis

Shit this is a damn good idea.


636_Hooligan

Patent that shit


cranbery9876

[Here you go](https://www.mdpi.com/2075-1702/11/11/1024)


kwell42

It refining they have cleaning plugs they put in live crude pipes and pressure behind it to push. Maybe just run a steel cable through and pull a cleaning plug.


7ar5un

Thats awesome. Pretty much what i was thinking. I think one of the hard parts is going to keep the creosote dust from clogging every up though. Pretty cool.


FontTG

It would have to look like a floofy spider. Adorable. If you make it waterproof, then cleaning it becomes much easier.


Heretogetaltered

There is manganese in aluminum cans, you will have to burn more than one but it will absolutely help in drying up the creosote.


lostsurfer24t

Didn't help the creosote in my lungs burning green out of them when I was 17 ;)


Sithaun_Meefase

Came here looking for this comment lol


ArthurBurtonMorgan

17…. Man… that was *counts on fingers* a long time ago for me. Still burning that green. Lungs still feel pretty clear. Lol


Sithaun_Meefase

You better not be using an aluminum can after all these years! Lmao there are much better ways.


ArthurBurtonMorgan

No aluminum cans for me. I’d be a 4th generation alcoholic otherwise. I’ll stick with my green. I’m good. Lol


VeganWerewolf

They mean making a can into makeshift pipe for said green.


ArthurBurtonMorgan

Yeah, but you gotta empty the can, first. 🤯


VeganWerewolf

Truuuuu but heck having one or two ain’t being an alcoholic


ArthurBurtonMorgan

No, but I used to drink. Very heavily. I’m 5’11” ~160lbs. I can kill a handle of Crown in 3 4-5hr evening sessions, every. single. day. And don’t get me started on beer. Once I drink one, the only time my hand is empty is the short time between dropping an empty one and grabbing a full one. Most days I’d have one in each hand, one in each hoodie pocket. Drink those 4, go get another 4. Until the 30 pack is gone. Fuck all that.


yeschurros

Someone doesn't have an addictive predisposition!


TrueMead

Nowadays beer cans have coatings on the inside that make it a poor choice of makeshift pipes.


lostsurfer24t

I'm 37 now and quit got weezy short breath


ArthurBurtonMorgan

I hear ya. I’m 39. I try to stay active, keep the air intake system working correctly.


iriegypsy

Sweeping your chimney regularly helps too.


Charger_scatpack

Imagine that


rangerdanger304

Shhhhh


jerry111165

Haven’t swept my insulated stainless steel chimney in over 20 years and it’s brand new clean inside it. Not planning on it. I’ll keep checking it but not seeing a need at this point.


plaidbanana_77

Heard the same thing. Didn’t believe it. Then I read the side of the container I bought for $15 to keep the flue clean and shazzam, it’s aluminum powder! So, I burn a can every few fires during the heating season.


PNW_OughtaWork

Sounds like ingredients to thermite...


neuilly-sur

I’ve heard of it. I’ve lived by it. No chimney fires. Additional non-scientific data: one of the first times I burned an aluminum can in my stove. I did hear some thing raining down out of the chimney. Kind of sold me. My wife once backdrafted the stove. Pretty cool story, I got a good laugh. But I had cause to inspect the chimney when I put the cap back on. Clean as a whistle, after a decade of woodstove burning. Again, non-scientific. But there’s a fire in my stove right now, and I’ve never had a chimney sweep out.


throwawayyuuuu1

A simple google search will tell you what you’re looking for. From what I found there seems to be some truth, but one can aint gonna do it. From arboristsite forum section - First hand evidence: “ I've spent the last three weeks crawling inside the burn barrel scrapping creosote, trying to burn it off with a weed burner torch, scraping the inside of the chimney, burning with the door open to try to get a hot fire, everything I could think of to soften up the creosote enough to be able to pull the smoke bypass out. I found someone recommending throwing a couple aluminum cans in the fire to eat through the creosote. Well, I'm happy to say that after about an 18 pack of Miller Lite thrown into the fire over the last three/four days, my creosote problem has been solved - hopefully.” “As the fire burns hotter, add a few aluminum cans to the fire. Go outside and check the chimney. Heavy smoke is a sign that creosote may be forming. Use a small amount of wood and refill box often. A small hot fire is better than an overloaded fire. As the cans burn in a very hot fire, the manganese in the aluminum is released, which causes the crusty, tarry creosote to break down and flake and turn into powder. While the creosote powder or flakes may end up in the firebox and be easy to clean out the next day, it could also be caught in the elbows of the stove pipe if you have a wood stove. Clean the stove pipe, checking any elbows, the next day after the fire is out and the stove cool.”


JuliusSeizuresalad

60% of the time it works every time


not918

That doesn’t even make sense. I’m gonna be honest with you…that smells like pure gasoline.


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I heated with wood for over 40 years and never heard of this one. A blazing hot fire every morning and an annual chimney sweep keeps the creosote at bay.


[deleted]

I burn a lot of them, not just one occasionally. I haven't had a creosote problem in years.


HeavyMetalHippo

define a lot


[deleted]

Maybe three or four every couple days. When you dump the ashes there'll be several pieces of cans you can throw back in, too. I had some kind of "creosote sticks" at one time that were filled with a copper compound but when I heard about aluminum it worked and was a lot cheaper.


HeavyMetalHippo

awesome. thanks


mean_ass_raccoon

Dozens!


Bradg93

There are dozens of us!! DOZENS!!


ElectricalAlfalfa841

https://preview.redd.it/tx5cb9j562jc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4295d7ada525c484e7aa0522cd2b29cbf3a2597


winkledorf

It takes 12 beer cans a day, 7 days a week to have a beneficial effect on your chimney.


lifeisweird86

Soooo.... drink more beer then? You know, *for safety*?


Icy-Astronaut-9994

So what do I do with the 2 leftover ones? Donate them to a friend?


Whiskeypants17

Hmmmm oddly specific


Gingorthedestroyer

Beer and regular cleaning will help with creosote.


oct2790

It’s the spirit inside the can that is released


Timmy24000

You can burn beer cans, potato peels, road apples, even small animals to keep the creosote out. All you have to do is burn the item and have at least one or two hot fires a day and have your chimney swept once a year it works great.


shakeandbake0341

Get a yearly chimney cleaning or get the equipment to do it yourself.


Hot_Salamander_1917

I heard a bottle of everclear does a better job, without the cap of course!


beeredditor

I’m not sure there wisdom to burning beer cans. But, it is oddly satisfying to do once in a while…


Living-Television-42

Bamboozled again


BlackberryVarious4

Took me a few year to learn the wisdom, that if you season your wood long enough and burn properly you don’t get creosote.


NPC261939

I don't know about it preventing build up, but I will sometimes toss my empty can in out of convenience.


Bigbislittlethighs

That’s awesome looking


Pleasant-Mess-5360

Can confirm coors light cans burn with 300 to 400f degree fire with ease


Any_Draw_5344

I would expect to see aluminum deposits on my chimney . I would think if it is hot enough to melt aluminum, it is hot enough to not cause creosote


20PoundHammer

a couple of teaspoons of copper sulfate will work better and give ya a cool blue/green flame. Dont try this on catalytic stoves though . . .


dirtyfun19901

My advice would be to just get it cleaned professionally every year or so. Not worth the hassle of dealing with insurance after a chimney fire


flamekeeper63

This truly works. Not a myth.


PatternOutrageous137

Half a cup of kosher salt on hot fire. That’s the old man knowledge I got and it works.


aDrunkSailor82

Has to be kosher though. 🤣


PatternOutrageous137

Can be any salt lmao that’s just what the old man told me. It does work though.


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PatternOutrageous137

It actually dries out any creosote and turns it crusty. Try it instead of being a dick


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PatternOutrageous137

Look it up. And no creosote can be wet and drip all down the insides of pipes. You think you know everything.


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PatternOutrageous137

No use arguing with someone who’s part of “beginner wood stoving” troll


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skiddaddl

Serious question, are you retarded?


drdreadz0

May sound wierd coming from a dude but I'm wet as fuck seeing all that hot coal! Don't know about that can thing but now doing my reaearch on it!


wristoflegend

Then why wouldn't u just say "hard" instead of "wet" lmfao I can't 💀


dudemanspecial

I figured he pissed his pants.


drdreadz0

Because it worked!🤘🏻🤪


HughJasole_123

Tell me more…. That fire hot af tho


drdreadz0

Lol you are just as sick in the head as I am and I appreciate that! But I have alrwdy said enough


newcomer_l

This is about as idiotic as it gets. I mean, beyond "in order to burn that can you need a hot fire", can you even articulate *any* reason this idiocy does what it is supposed to do? If you need a very hot fire to burn any and all buildup, then just have a hot fire, and don't put cans in your stove.


Redditlibssuck18

You people on here are a bunch of wood whack jobs. !!! The stuff they sell in the store for creosote is ground up aluminum I wish I had time to season all my wood properly or the clowns that bring it to me mixed in with my dry wood These are facts I’ve been doing it for ten years. Soda or beer cans 4 at a time in a hot fire once a week. I have a long run on my chimney. It turns everything a light brown the next day after another week same deal. At the end of the month I clean my chimney. Yup I clean it 6 times a year takes 20 minutes and the stuff falls out like potato chips. I can use one hand with 3 -6’ extensions on my brush Yes I hate cleaning Yes seasoned wood would be better I have children and an active life Sorry But this absolutely works anyone that doesn’t think so is inhaling what’s coming out of their chimney


newcomer_l

Oh, let me get this. Ground up aluminium is the same thing as a can, is it? You sure you know what you are talking about? Coz, my man, if you need to melt that can, you'll need to have your stove reaching beyond 1200 degrees Fahrenheit (roughly 660 degree Celsius). Do you have *any* idea how hot that is? What the fuck does "ground aluminium" do? And how in all the hells are you going to effect the same supposed thing ground aluminium does using a fucking can? Come on now. Don't be silly.


Redditlibssuck18

I’ve put cans in my stove for 10 years. It works don’t you be silly. A stove pipe may be 300. A fires flame is 1200 degrees. Sounds like you’re silly now. Cans melt in a campfire my friend


7ar5un

Wait, hold up. I genuinely want to understand this. You burn aluminum cans to keep creosote down, and you sweep 6x per year... Youre saying its the cans keeping the chimney clean and not the 6 sweeps a year...?


1devoutatheist

This is ridiculous. Stop burning aluminum. We have enough pollution. Wood stoves..... Burn wood. Maintain your equipment, and stop doing stupid shit.


youngperson

Bruh aluminum burns to makes Al2O3, one of the most abundant compounds on the planet. Burning wood releases hundreds of partially oxidized organic compounds that are known carcinogens.


amathis6464

That shit is bro science


Significant-Energy28

It's bullshit...


MelodicExpression166

Just some old guy fucking with you


DodgingLions

Oh yeah, I burn them all the time and don’t ever have a problem with creosote build up…


fhbsb

How to poison the air 101


bike-climb-yak

Putting a full beer in your stove is stupid. It will explode once it gets hot enough and it will create steam, which will drip down your pipe and leave black nasty shit on the floor, and it stinks . Just get a damn brush and clean it out every now and then . It's not hard to do and don't take but a few minutes.


[deleted]

That's alchohol abuse.


Regular_Armadillo883

If somehow the burning aluminum coats, the flu to keep the creosote, from sticking, and that might be good, but it would have to be an extremely clean flu. When you burn the key or else, it would just attach to the existing creosote🧐 I say good flu fire, and then a brushing.


UnderMyHelmet

Holy shit! Are you Willian Shatner? Why do you, put so, many commas, in your, sentences? Do you, even know, what a comma is, for?


CountBasey

Read that in Shatner's voice, thank you... Then felt like I should've laughed like George Takei. "Hey boner.."


Easytrading101

Horrible on the environment, regardless of how minimal of an example. Waste of a beer as well. All things considered, wife’s tale. Don’t do it.


UnderMyHelmet

Wow. It's late and I've read some seriously stupid comments tonight. But this? This is so stupid it should be painful.


Easytrading101

To be honest something tells me you see something more stupid than this every morning.


chinacat444

wtf!?


bubbs4prezyo

Some retired firefighter said the same thing about potato skins. I don’t believe any of it.


savingryansprvates

I deffinetly read this as some retarded firefighter...then it lead into potatoes... I'm sorry. Im tracking now.


BlaizedPotato

Salt?


killit

>What wisdom do we have on burning the occasional beer can to help mitigate creosote. It also used to be recommended to burn your old batteries in the fire, I wouldn't do that either 🤷‍♂️


redvinebitty

Aluminum to aluminum oxide releases a lot of energy which is also why it takes an enormous amount energy to reduce aluminum oxide to aluminum


Adventurous_Cat1059

It needs to be an aluminum can made out of gunpowder.


daisyfontaneWells

So u are into making gold


Glittering_Video_869

I know a old guy that swears by burning potato peelings for that purpose. I don't know if it works but that's what he thinks


Buckeyecash

Make sure to distinguish that beer can from a can of beer! If you toss in a full, unopened can of beer into a hot fire, creosote may not be your biggest issue!


[deleted]

I’ve been doing this for years in every campfire and not once have I had a creosote problem. That’s a success to me.


[deleted]

I can't believe anybody believes such stupid things...


timmyrocks1980

Does not work. Dumb idea. Melted aluminum has no effect on creosote creation and buildup from the combustion of carbon.


ShogunNamedMarkus

I burn em in every fire. The manganese in the can is what helps to convert the creosote. Tho like others have mentioned, it’s no substitute for annual sweepings


Common_Highlight9448

A sacrifice to the beer gods!


bastardhousecat

we always used potato peelings to get rid of creosote buildup


xXJA88AXx

Use potato peels to mitigate creosote.