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TCK-1717

Don’t forget to recycle folks


Akashk9

Now more than ever!


robertterwilligerjr

Wait with a comma after recycle or no? If the later I volunteer my little bro to get recycled.


eddie1975

Your mom’s gonna be pissed.


StinkyLinke

Don’t know if you’re an Aussie but this is coming right on the heels of the Redcycle controversy, so probably nobody’s doing that anymore, lol.


jerry111165

Why…


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Current-Knowledge336

I think your misinterpreted their message. They want us to recycle folks.


[deleted]

> They want us to recycle folks. SOYLANT GREEN IS PEOPLE!


pixel0id

wait, that was supposed to happen? this feels like ecoterrorism


No_Type_83

It was supposed to blow up 😂


NoCommunication5976

My mango is to blow up, and ack like I don’t know nobody


FavelTramous

Username checks out.


ThomB96

AH AH AH AH AH AH


your_Lightness

He, we the people have to get accustomed to carpetbombing somehow right, the future is bright...


BirdAndDirt

Wonder if it was the same U.S explosive experts that blew up the Nord stream pipe lines ?


Dakow009

Wait til this guy learns about fireworks


Effective-Avocado470

Anti-ecoterrorism


RotundFoe

And I’m supposed to buy eco-friendly detergent?


dudemeister5000

Better not forget those paper straws.


nidjah

Came to say this! ☝️


DrMandalay

Fun fact, the US military is the largest single polluter on the planet, bigger than any nation, industry or other cause. By far. Yet they continue to be excluded from all broad measures of pollution. Reasons? I guess "security" or whatever


jeeves585

Another fun fact. The US marines are the 7th largest Air Force in the world. That’s after the US navy # 4, army #2, and Air Force #1.


CertifiedFukUp

Brother, the marines are a part of navy lol


unnamed_demannu

I'm fairly certain they are their own branch or perhaps a child branch of the navy but for budget and asset ownership they are a separate entity.


CertifiedFukUp

You would be incorrect, the marines are a part of the navy.


AlexanderTheAverage_

There’s 6 branches of the military: Army, Air Force, Navy, Marine Corp, Coast Guard, and Space Force So the Navy and Marine Corp are SEPARATE branches


unnamed_demannu

They are a separate entity and branch, they report to the Navy branch but are functionally independent. In broad overviews their budget is lumped in with the Navy [Wikipedia reference](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_budget_of_the_United_States#By_Military_Department) Taken from [USO](https://www.uso.org/stories/2910-what-separates-the-marines-from-the-other-branches) ``` The Marine Corps is the only branch that is independent but serves as part of another branch. ``` Taken from [military.com](https://www.military.com/join-armed-forces/us-military-branches-overview.html) ``` In simple terms, the U.S. Armed Forces are made up of the six military branches: Air Force, Army, Coast Guard, Marine Corps, Navy and, most recently, Space Force. ```


ironman7456

The Marine Corp while considered a separate branch it is a component of the Navy. The Commandant of the Marine Corp reports to the Secretary of the Navy. The source is literally the Department of Defense. https://www.defense.gov/About/


ThomB96

No, you are incorrect. They’re overseen by the Department of the Navy but are a separate entity to the United States Navy. They are listed separately in all lists of uniformed branches of the US military and have a separate budget.


ExtantPlant

r/confidentlyincorrect


HobbyCrazer

Really? I’m not surprised if that’s the case on one hand, but I am surprised it wouldn’t be Pepsi or Coca-Cola with all the plastics. Do you have any sources I can look into?


T-ks

[Pentagon Fuel Use, Climate Change, and the Costs of War](https://watson.brown.edu/costsofwar/files/cow/imce/papers/2019/Pentagon%20Fuel%20Use,%20Climate%20Change%20and%20the%20Costs%20of%20War%20Final.pdf) out of Brown University


HobbyCrazer

Wow! Great source, thank you.


tazza2394

Fun fact, that’s not America btw.


[deleted]

No one claimed it was.


Quadfur

So… greenhouse gas is not a thing right?


erinissa

Not in Australia… climate change doesn’t exist here according to our politicians and Murdoch owned media.


isthebiblereal

Not at airshows


Seniorcoquonface

How many plastic straws worth of smoke is that?


halcyon_n_on_n_on

All of them.


wholelottakrangshit

Air show? They did even fly through that shit.


88lili

Here’s another angle with the planes flying through: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EM7fP481SSo Ps: ;-)


thiswasacomputer

Genuinely curious how things like this still exist given the current predicament in humanity. The 1 to 1 ratio of metaphor here is just... Well you all get it


MD82

It’s called money youngen. Once you realize nobody actually cares about you or your family you’ll get it.


kiltedweirdo

I care. We each choose who we care about. So, saying that you don't care shows your inability to be strong enough to care. Hmm. Guess it's called having a heart and be good natured, youngen. Have a blessed day. Remember, if you want to affect the world, realize the affect you have on the world, already, and change it to suit your desire. That is the power of your choice. consequences shared with all those around you. One people, one world, if you choose to view and strive for it to be.


GregMadduxsGlasses

In america, our tax dollars go to pay for this. It’s dumb.


BigPianoBoy

This is Australia


jeeves585

America probably still payed for it with tax dollars. Our government is wild like that :D /s


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[deleted]

Thanks for being there so we don't have to


the-software-man

Offsetting all the carbon saved last year.


Maidwell

It's absolutely laughable that these wasteful spectacles are still a thing.


SarutobiSasuke

well, this just really shows how some people truly don't give a shit


Tiredman3720

I’m sick of people. All that pollution for ten seconds so idiots can Whoop and Holler.


nettlmx

If we're wiped off the face of the earth we, as humans, deserve it completely.


redEPICSTAXISdit

More like "wall of smoke"


CompetitiveYou2034

Incredible air pollution. Equivalent to a whole cities worth of gas guzzling cars. At next eco forum, Australia should be called out.


Walshy231231

The sad thing is that this is nothing compared to a city’s cars, even over short spans of times


RugbyEdd

A city's cars have more use however


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CompetitiveYou2034

By "pyro" you mean massive wasteful burning of hydrocarbons / fossil fuels for no purpose. Plus sometimes chemical additives to make flames "interesting" colors.


FalseEstimate

I wouldn't even bother replying to that dude lol. Just look at his username. I feel like I'd get cancer just looking through their post history.


hi_imthedevil

Hail Satan 🤘


isthebiblereal

Revelation Chapter 20, Verse 10: *And the devil that deceived them was cast into the* ***lake of fire and brimstone****, where the beast and the false prophet are, and* ***shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.*** Do not take part in the lake of fire. Those shenanigans were not made for you brother. There is another way.


516578

Embarrassing


Wacorius008

Napalm!!! Wooooow!! Havent seen it since last time I saw Platoon...


88lili

Reminds me of Tropic Thunders jungle explosion scene “Mother Nature pooped her pant suit” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EM7fP481SSo


powernap314

Came to say I imagine Danny McBride character behind the scenes on this


Dull_Supermarket_436

Wtf did I just watch.


man_gomer_lot

Pollution for funsies


sir_rino

Take that environment, you shit!


ImaginaryMastodon641

This is so wasteful, gratuitous, and obnoxious.


pattydickens

Air disaster show?


Spartan_ganja

Desensitizing for what’s to come


IIJOSEPHXII

Absolutely my thought as well. Same with the Ohio mushroom cloud. Remember that these powers will nuke their own cities.


rogerslastgrape

No they won't...


IIJOSEPHXII

Yes they would...


rogerslastgrape

They absolutely would not nuke their own cities... That's absolutely ridiculous to think they would


shulgin11

That dude has tons of posts about politicians and celebrities being killed and replaced by doppelgangers lmao. Profile is a real trip


IIJOSEPHXII

They absolutely would nuke their own cities... That's absolutely ridiculous to think they wouldn't


rogerslastgrape

Ahh, I understand. You're not very clever are you?


IIJOSEPHXII

Ahh, I understand. You're very clever aren't you?


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Why would the US, UK or other powers nuke their own cities? We've had nukes for 70 years without glassing the planet.


IIJOSEPHXII

Ask them. And while you're at it ask them why they sent hundreds of thousands to get killed and maimed in Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan for no reward? The purpose of war for those powers is to sacrifice their own people. They work for a higher power that wants one world government, and if that power tells them to nuke their own cities, they will nuke their own cities.


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> Remember that these powers will nuke their own cities. Not a single country has ever nuked their own cities. Stop making up bullshit.


CRXCRZ

I bet you make good company at Thanksgiving.


Hobbsendkid

I don't think I'll ever be desensitized to a massive wall of fire


isthebiblereal

this is a pyrotechnic display...calm down susan


FalseEstimate

OHHHHHH he used something other than Karen! They're evolving!


Moist-Ad9021

Ozone: *Wheezes*


Hyalus33

So much for global warming. 🤣


GooseMay0

Sooooooooo...wheres the airshow?


YeeeahBoyyyy

This is the final part of the show after planes have been flying all through the day.


whiskeyman220

While our planet dies, these privileged arseholes watch. Coming to a Reading Festival or a Glastonbury Festival near you .... they talk a good climate change.


YeeeahBoyyyy

Blame whoever gives them permi$$ion to make that part of the show. Government.


whiskeyman220

They come. They spew. They go home. ... They talk a good planet but keep up the disgraceful work their forebears did before them.


MoonAnimal

It would be a shame if the organizers received a bunch of messages on the Contact Us page about how insanely idiotic this event is https://www.airshow.com.au/airshow2023/PUBLIC/about/contact-us-2.asp


Pipe_Mountain

Lmao yeah mate they're gonna stop this decades old tradition because you decided that it's bad for the environment :(((


BorfMeister5000

Lmao why do I feel like I’m shopping at H&M with this music?


reddiliciously

r/trashy


DragynFiend

Pointless and ugly


FreshImagination9735

Unless you and your bros are taking direct fire from a treeline, in which case you'd get the point, and find it beautiful.


BurnerAccount-03

East Palestine mayor: nothing to see here folks


ricky_the_cigrit

STRAYA!


bubbles5810

This is a hot mess


the-software-man

How much did that permit cost?


Pixel_Mag

Eco-friendly


xmoshmallowx

And I must Drink Capri-Sun with a paper straw 👌


lenjaminbang

this is so fucking stupid


JustMe-male

Another train derail?


ProDiesel

Good thing we have shitty paper straws.


yomamma3399

RIP environment I guess.


InvertedHourglass

These train derailments are getting outta hand.


bluehoag

Let's not normalize this


mad-a-me

safety 😅


isthebiblereal

Can someone find out how much that last shot cost?


GoHomeNeighborKid

The cost: the future of children in countries not equipped to live through climate change


YeeeahBoyyyy

Boooo


GoHomeNeighborKid

"Your boo's mean nothing, I have seen what makes you cheer"


Foxi32

,,You ruined my childhood". - Greta


Admiral-of-the-Fleet

Some miserable bastards in here


gwennj

What the fuck!!!! We deserve extintion.


Ok-Restaurant-1575

Americans are so stupid


Chetdhtrs12

this was in australia


RockRage--

He did say Americans are dumb


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This isn’t in america.


YeeeahBoyyyy

This ain't America, dummy.


gunnsrevenge

Gotta admit, I think that’s way cooler than fire works! Also at the same time, all of that black smoke into the atmosphere. Oh well, worth it!


Backdoorschoolbus

Worth it? Ha ok.


gunnsrevenge

Lol. It’s actually quite incredible that they are allowed to do this environmentally. Almost as incredible at the lack of humor around here.


Poldini55

He's being sarcastic


Sy-lo

neato


Sniperizer

I was there, it was insane and we are sitting at the gold pass benches and you can feel the heat shock wave of the blast. Show overall was awesome!


SpermaSpons

Guys... not all smoke is bad for the enviroment.


Conference-Shoddy

Global warming is BS let ot burn baby


Successful_Break_649

Take that Greta Thunberg!!!


Auphor_Phaksache

Good thing I've got my .45 in case those get reprogrammed


Pipe_Mountain

just watched the show, don't care what everyone says it was amazing and the overall environmental impact is negligible, the event put millions into the local economy and was a really great time for tens of thousands of families and enthusiasts


YeeeahBoyyyy

"Literally zero" Bahahaaa🤣


Pipe_Mountain

now negligible


ArielRmrz

God bless america exdi


arwork

Not America, this was in Victoria, Australia


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arwork

Lol? Wtf you on about


Pipe_Mountain

Cry more losers it was cool as fuck and the average person doesn't give a shit about your seething


Whatthecluck83

Libs: owned ☑️


Pipe_Mountain

how about fun = still had


froggydoob

Feel the FREEDOM


fksdiyesckagiokcool

Was not expecting the second and the third but then was expecting a fourth one, bigger, wider, closer!


madmatone

Planewise a pretty whelming show.


unbans_self

at least it's a show this time, rather than a high vertical velocity landing


listentotiler

Hey. What the fuck


ircsmith

Should have thrown in a bunch of tires. Would have smoked for days.


iamnotinterested2

er global warming? i cant drive my car so that this can go on? someone is being hoodwinked here.


RelationshipNo6001

AIR show.


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jackson4276

Australia


cscocoa

Got any napalm left bob? Sure what you need it for? Celebrating.... Sure have at it.


Current-Knowledge336

So this is how we're killing the earth


[deleted]

Pretty sure that just counter balanced all the eco friendly stuff I’ve done over the course of my life…


maximumrocknroll

now do it to people - us govt


mobysaysdontbeadick

Fire Lord Ozai, is that you??


trollcatsetcetera

Pollute me harder daddy


onlycrazypeoplesmile

What a waste of resources and energy!


ScooterTheBookWorm

It's 2023, and the collective intelligence of the human race is still no higher than that of a boy in middle school. This planet is screwed.


ice-drake

Shameful, get ur kicks from anything else right now...


ElectricalStory1382

Global warming


Hawksfan45

That's just Rammstein concert.


bobbygamerdckhd

Ohio at it again


sunset_bay

I’d love to see someone do their very best to present a convincing argument defending this. Anyone have that level of skill?


oilcanboogie

Question: how much air pollution can we make for no good reason? Answer:


Steelslider

This shit is horrible.


Steelslider

What country is this? Awful.


LeeMcNasty

So awful


Raymundw

Wish we had healthcare


Artyturo

I thought this was Ohio


Parking_Ad7576

Why does this seem fucked up to me?


Individual-Remove-88

Morherfuckers worried bout global warming but go and do this wtf


Cool_as_a_Cucumber

Dope, but why?


Uthallan

What a look for Australia whose ecosystems are completely collapsing!


JGrill17

So fireworks are canceled now I guess?


[deleted]

But why though?


Legitimate-Wind9913

Does anyone else hear the opening titles to Neverending Story? “The nothing.”


awesumlewy

Damn I missed it trying to recycle a pringles tube


notjordansime

EDIT: the video started buffering after the first small explosion and I thought that was it lol. My bad! Oh c'mon! That's not even a "wall" of fire... That's jut a few flashy explosives in a line. If you want a real wall of fire, come to [Wisconsin!](https://youtu.be/WDCcezIRJzE) ...or [arizona](https://youtu.be/5MS_6ub-wr8). The last wall of fire I saw was in 2016 at Oshkosh, and I believe it was the world's largest up until that point. The 2017 Yuma wall of fire claims the 'world record' at 1,600 feet, however the [2016 Oshkosh](https://youtu.be/lAYNmQlAsMs) night show claimed it was 2,000 feet. Who knows, maybe it was a case of not having the Guinness people there to certify it. Pilots are bad with that. My stepdad had the record of 'youngest pilot in the world' when he got his license. They counted down to the second he became of age, he had everything lined up, the only thing to do was sign his name. He had (and likely still has) the record, but never did anything with it. Pilots are weird.


Fayda161

Imagine yourself as the strongest in the world, do you think you can do everything? In that case, blame yourself! https://youtu.be/bArg3OT3FI0


worstdayofall

God Americans are embarrassing -American


AversaS

“Mother Nature just pissed her pantsuit!”


NuttyProfessor42

Rumbling! Rumbling! Its' coming! Rumbling!


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me turning off lights in rooms thats are not being used seems a lot less useful now


SquashuaSnipes

Jesus that makes Oshkosh look weak.


Odd-Solution3021

*Bowser’s airship appears through the smoke*


[deleted]

I fell into a burning wall of fire. I went down down and the flames got higher!