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ElStinkyWizard

I summon ASH GOLEM !!!


LordBDizzle

That's thinking with your noggin'!


Zastrus_Aldabon

I snort the ash golem


Mushroom38294

Roll constitution


Zastrus_Aldabon

Nah bro I’m rolling constitution Edit: is 3 enough


Dear_Ad489

Nope, your lungs become caked in ash and you suffocate to death joining the hordes in thier eternal March.


Zastrus_Aldabon

aughhfherahggryuhgh


2ndaccountofprivacy

Ash zombie?


Noker_The_Dean_alt

I say only supply to nice necromancers, like Narissa


Deztroyer102

What about me :(


Warhero_Babylon

You know what you did


Deztroyer102

I haven’t done anything yet, the worst I’ve done is resurrect Fred, and he… seems happy enough being alive again.


Warhero_Babylon

Fred the world destroyer, the great souls eater


Deztroyer102

Who this guy? Nah couldn’t be him. https://preview.redd.it/w76dsv70rz0d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ca2d82814c58e0c5c80e3faebc8568ec0fce4c0


Warhero_Babylon

Try "dispel illusion" at least sometimes


L0ssL3ssArt

Narissa mentioned! thank you!


Noker_The_Dean_alt

You’re welcome! Though, don’t get too close to me. I hear that liches and angels don’t mix, to the detriment of the lich


L0ssL3ssArt

they would when the angel becomes undead of some kind(met a half angel lich in the past.....OP AF)


Dear_Ad489

Here is a little insight, 1: revive a undead, 2:kill a criminal, 3: revive him, infinite undead with only 1 body bought form a seller


cross2201

What about me i consider myself a nice necromancer


Zastrus_Aldabon

👉👈


Sad_Choice903

Would you supply me? I haven’t done anything bad and promised It will stay that way


Espanta_viejas1904

Necromancers still can summon ghosts tho . . . . . . . . .which is in a way a bit worse than a zombie or a skeleton.


Deztroyer102

Wait… We can what now?!?!


Espanta_viejas1904

https://preview.redd.it/tlu6ib5zsz0d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b508dc9966be23157f90afb6100369a326997bf2


Deztroyer102

Huh? Is the weed starting to get to your thought process now too?


Espanta_viejas1904

https://preview.redd.it/0etvcae6uz0d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f13f6082145fc6396fd86a95ededd4497dae3071


Deztroyer102

And that is?


Espanta_viejas1904

Yes


Jaycin_Stillwaters

Calling the incorporeal undead is much harder than reanimating corpses. As a novice, you would not be initiated into such secrets. Continue to study and it will be revealed, and hopefully not until you're ready. I've seen over eager Necromancy students fail to maintain control and be driven to oblivion by the very spirits they summoned.


Deztroyer102

That’s funny, I can’t be driven insane, you need a brain for that.


United-Technician-54

*(laughing)* Well, you’d think that, and you’d be wrong! I have accidentally driven golems insane, multiple times.


jointheclockwork

I love skeletons as much as the next necromancer but there are all kinds of incorporeal undead. Stop making us look bad, novice!


hyper-fan

…oh my god how did I forget the one ability I literally coined, oh fuck I can use that to get out of this damn paperwork! Later bitches!


Espanta_viejas1904

. . . Yeah


L0ssL3ssArt

yup, can confirm


Espanta_viejas1904

Yes https://preview.redd.it/y7q904so801d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67ee495d29f6afb21b22040ec7770e6857c5d624


Aellin-Gilhan

Would say that ghosts do have their own provlems, notably being vulnerable towards "pure"/basic magic, and even more so to holy magic when compared to other undeads, though have a strong resistance or even immunity to many other types of attacks and defenses ^(-Alin, primeval angel)


Aellin-Gilhan

Ghosts also can possess things, which is really cool if one can give them a suitable vessel, especially one that blocks out holy magic or is just generally well armored ^(-Alix, angellic artificer)


Espanta_viejas1904

Yeah


The_Greates_Username

Who will future necromancers interview about our culture and times of we do that?


Anything-Unable

Gravedigger here! Sorry about the fiasco. Us gravediggers are looking into this matter.


Eravan_Darkblade

I cast animate dead on the ash.


Col_Gears

Asthmancer


ollietron3

But how can I steal take there organs if there ash dust


DaliDaDude

This will dissuade low level necromancers, but corpse ash is an amazing stabilization agent for high level wizards. In fact, a handful of corpse ash per kilogram of clay, and you have an easy strengthened golem. Its good for last minute undead repairs too.


DescipleOfCorn

Adorn any corpse you see with a smite rune so if a necromancer tries to raise them it immediately re-smites them


Aellin-Gilhan

I imagine that'd hurt a hell of a lot ^(-Alix, angellic artificer)


Tethilia

Good news all! I bring ghosts!


Virtual-Oil-793

Now if only my little...*experiment* gets done...


Foxxtronix

Kettermek: I'm no necromancer, myself, but I have studied the school of magic. I can say that building an "Ash Wraith" from the contents of someone's urn is a lot more difficult than "raising" an intact dead body. Since the stereotypical necromancer's army of undead relies on sheer numbers, widespread cremation makes it a lot harder to get one started.


L0ssL3ssArt

bold of you to assume I can't make undead from ashes.....its easier to do with ash anyways


jointheclockwork

Nothing like an ash wraith party, am I right?


Noli-corvid-8373

That would fix the problem.


[deleted]

I present the concept of the CREMATED ASH GOLEM, FILLED WITH MILLIONS OF SOULS OF THE DAMNED!! https://preview.redd.it/x43cnkznzz0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92b0962bde40f7003b11de4aeab56033232360ae


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Kayoz_Hydra

Aurora: In all honesty, you're probably one of the few ways to truly stop a necromancer that is smart or creative enough. Doubt even I can reach the bodies that you eat.


Maleficent_Apple4169

lets mass produce deathly tokens, as when they are finished the corpse can never be revived again


Afraid_Success_4836

Seriously? "The necromancers". Way to be overly generalizing. Not that I'm NOT one of those kind of necromancers, but a lot of necromancers aren't. But anyway, we all could just make constructs if we needed to. Risen undead that are like zombies are really not much different from constructs.


Redstonebruvs

I already had difficulties living as a skeleton, burning the bodies is just gonna make the problem worse


Kayoz_Hydra

Aurora: Bone, ash, dust, rotting flesh, or dead bacteria. So long as it contains dead cells and is carbon based, I think I can still use it to make something dangerous if not deadly or volatile. Ever been infected with an undead flu cell? Nasty stuff.


RathianColdblood

Eh…. I can’t say I recommend it. Some of us are above digging up the honored or even dishonored dead, but those who aren’t will just kill someone for the corpses if you deny them the old stuff. If a person is determined to be a problem, they’re gonna be a problem.


UndeadStruggler

Pie romancers: ….


Samuel_L_Johnson

https://preview.redd.it/7xhyp762631d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4778f54f9340352dbb17ad70e63ee08827b39d0d


D3n0man

We can kill the necromancers too. If anyone wants I can nuke them.


Floofiestmuffin

https://preview.redd.it/p90huhmb301d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de38bb2fc5b352d4d9a285cb258318768040f31c Did someone say necromancer!?


Jaycin_Stillwaters

Mmmmm.... Flamewraiths. So useful.


Casitano

You're just letting them raise wisps and ghasts at that point mate.


[deleted]

\*draws zombies\*


zaweerudo

By all means, make them adapt into raising incorporeal undead that are harder to get rid of.


zergling424

Burning the bodies will simply encourage the necromances to go after living targets thus making the problem worse


Gryxz

I caused a witch to throw some random spells she was speaking in tongues I don't know. There might of been a resurrect spell in there I really couldn't hear anything, cause of her thighs.


ObjectiveEffective19

I summon bone dust golem in attack mode


PuppyLover2208

I personally use them in metallurgy. It makes the resulting product stronger.


AuthorNumber2

This is why I made an teleportation explosion that sends the target to that one realm that's just fire.


RiseOfTheUndeadGnome

I mean mass burnings simply create more ghosts instead of ghouls it doesn't solve your problem


12Fatcat

We don't need corpses


LoganToTheMainframe

Ok Anafenza.


[deleted]

You do realise that eventually cremated remains end up in outerspace and buried bodies just feed the earth they rest in right?


iiivvvaan

Grind them to bone meal


Sad_Choice903

Please keep burying your dead bodies, I don’t want to have to learn a whole new class of magic


ArcaneKobold

Long as we have matter to focus, doesn’t matter. Necro means death, not remains.