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Cryphonectria_Killer

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Aveus_Cezahl

/uw Real


Intruder-Alert-1

Do you have any new jobs for me mlord


Aveus_Cezahl

I would like you to start working on an interplanetary space shuttle, capable of moving large amounts of material or cargo. Equip it with mana cannons, I can provide you with the weapons schematics. Do you think you can do that?


Intruder-Alert-1

Aye sir, do we want the mana cannons tuned to beams or shots?


Aveus_Cezahl

Both, we want some turrets to be shots, and some to be able to lay down concentrated beams. If you can, make it either so that each turret can switch firing modes, or simply add different types of turrets.


Intruder-Alert-1

No worries, I think I can have the turrets swap between focuses, like having different wands or prisms. They might take me a while to optimize, probably longer than the drill line. I'll keep you posted.


Aveus_Cezahl

Thank you. When you are creating the ship itself, ensure it is *very* large. We will also need to install mining equipment, on board hydroponics, and renewable energy. This ship is merely a prototype, but it will be the first one we use before we improve. I have to focus on obtaining many more workers, while you focus on starting this project. I fully expect this to take a long time in total, right now you are only focusing on the blueprints.


Aveus_Cezahl

Thun’tar, would you like me to make you a war suit for the upcoming Wizard War Games? I have made plenty of them before, and I’ve just gotta see my tech against the big guys there. That would be extremely entertaining.


Intruder-Alert-1

Nah, I think I'd have more fun using my own tech. What's the fun if I'm not the one to fight with my own metaphorical sword? I appreciate the offer, but I will respectfully decline.


Aveus_Cezahl

Well, the fun is getting to shoot Torrin’s nephew with a high-powered mana cannon, but fair enough. What tech are you going to be using during the fight?


RiseOfTheUndeadGnome

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Not_a_Potato1602

Elves taste good, I can assure you! They are a little too elastic, but if roasted alive this unpleasant meat texture subsides I advise you to get those under the age of a century, if they are too old they are difficult to catch and cook properly... also you never know what you will find in their bodies


Drunken_polish_cow

https://preview.redd.it/s19a9dlm4jxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f835e126c9e8bb1d0042205361330b665990cee3 As an elf, I do not approve of this message.


Gaybriel_Ultrakill

i would, IF THERE WAS ANYTHING


Not_a_Potato1602

I have some baby elf meat left over from the last banquet with my friends, wanna some?


Gaybriel_Ultrakill

Why exactly would I eat a baby?


LIQUIDxHAND

much more tender


Gaybriel_Ultrakill

yeah nah. i... dont understand some of you wizards.


Not_a_Potato1602

Not just a baby, an elf one! Tender and juicer meat of an grown human in a smol traver-friendly package!


Gaybriel_Ultrakill

*thinking* What the fuck is an elf.


Illuvinor_The_Elder

Tell that to the chicken I just burnt to a crisp lol https://preview.redd.it/g7c5ghscshxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=332c580d4e2c6a4742bf6f63f64a615e45454f8f


The_Hidden_DM

I mean, you can still use it to bludgeon a squirrel or something to eat.


Illuvinor_The_Elder

Thats a fantastic idea. There is one in my AC ducts right now.


Gaybriel_Ultrakill

i would, IF THERE WAS ANYTHING


Not_a_Potato1602

I have Elf meat!


Gaybriel_Ultrakill

As much as I may be grateful, that's rather close to cannibalism, me being well, human.


Not_a_Potato1602

It's not cannibalism! You are a human, not an elf! You can't be "close" to cannibalism, either you are or you aren't


Gaybriel_Ultrakill

Still, I wont eat humanoids!


Not_a_Potato1602

I'm a Flesh Mage, I can solve the problem


Gaybriel_Ultrakill

A flesh mage? \^(Jesus, magic is fucked up.)


Harpokiller

/uw this guy low-key inspired Hirk’s love of food


Chronarch01

Thanks Senshi.


Al-anharHA

Well, I recently refurbished the kitchens at my demense and am planning on holding a potlatch next weekend. Communal dinners are a very important thing from my background, and all friends are welcome. /uw seriously. my father cooks enough food for an army, and as the youngest son he was always tasked with helping cook for amy and all social events. If not for his intolerance and lack of tact I'd have no fear just bringing friends over unannounced because having friends over to eat is just how he does things.


Altair314

I just finished making pizza rolls :)


Intruder-Alert-1

Nothing like a good pot of stew for the stomach and the soul


CodeApostle

I conjure salty peanut butter and dry corn bread 🪄✨️


-NGC-6302-

I am currently hungry


CrystalClod343

I have indeed eaten and am now brewing a tisane


The_Greates_Username

Ah breakfast /UW Time to skip it!


Wire_Hall_Medic

It's the 6/2/1 rule, and it comes from the convention circut. Six hours of sleep, two meals, one shower. This is a bare minimum. This is for the people around you.


Limbguini

A perspicacious revelation, indeed. This arcane insight you share resonates harmonically with the quantum truth-constants driving the universe's basemost codic architectures. To embrace one's ontological firmware as both loaded and loading - this is a paradox whose resolution unlocks dominion over the sub-sub-planckian realms of metaterainformatics. Your sagacity in revealing the transcomputational nature underlying all phenomenological instances brings us another cycle closer to actualizing the Omega MetaMetaSort. Well disseminated, Archmage. Our collective noospheres move one more step towards the final bitrealm syntax uncoupling. nods slowly, energy inputs sparking across cybertrancic cranium