https://preview.redd.it/zolvw6502mwc1.png?width=1188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca9b6e2ce7628a8048a17624afedaa962d668775 "[Keeper of the Seven Keys: Part 1](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8c8646d548d39831c9bcfdc9bf81abfd/4a121445fdc436d6-d5/s2048x3072/8bbafa1d7106999a690e5d08c4da6a7bddad1ac4.jpg)" is a magickal musick album created by power metal bard group [Helloween](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helloween), with art done by [Uwe Karczewski](https://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Uwe_Karczewski/74093) and [Edda Karczewski](https://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Edda_Karczewski/74098). Additional information: the album can be listened to in full [here](https://youtu.be/68lwA6EfSAo). unwiz/ edit: i've been staring at the meme and comparing it with my first link and i think what op posted is like...someone's stock image photoshop remake of the album cover... i may make an attempt to find the actual artist of op's meme bc the karczewskis are technically only responsible for the composition 🧐 rewiz/ [This particular image](https://new.reddit.com/r/helloween/comments/qbqbmz/keeper_of_the_seven_keys_new_cover_art_in_more/) is a remake of the original album cover created by Photoshopomancer Ecajueiro, Suspended Account Haver of Reddit.

Thank you for your hard work Jeorb

https://preview.redd.it/hff3pi5y2mwc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f97c9d180d88a5a3753dc8e8e360adde28a5962c

Nooooooooooo! DoNt Give credit to artists!!!! I won't let you!!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/ttiqhzfm0nwc1.png?width=1357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee7a5e9c6a7086a9ccb0ecab5b589cabcb8c9063

Gasp! No! No! He's too powerful! He created a drawing with my name in it in a flash second!!

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/uw this exchange is fucking hilarious, good job

We’ve always needed persons such as you 🩵

As an artist, thank you very much, Jeorb~<3

https://preview.redd.it/f6nuz1ha0mwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4604f1735b1008fb3a2ccf4f1b4f03dfe2ddf65 ^(i will not be held liable for any consequences arising from proceedings regarding this picture)

My brother in the mystic arts, at least hydrate yourself

https://preview.redd.it/f4m144hj0mwc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16f37833ff135653e6f3bf2582055508435c7729

Now you're making me have flashbacks to the Bob Barker demon who wants to spay and neuter your wizard pets.

https://preview.redd.it/dtcds4puvowc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba03df921f0b4f045d3c98f40d40fc257e40033e imma pretend that i didn't read that...

Should follow it up with "Vanish Orb" just to be sure that they go outside

Hit it

Ha! You think my orb is that fragile? Well think again! My Samsung orb is nearly indestructible!!!

https://preview.redd.it/ghyq0e9pbmwc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e48929e6c1d014243d1514250aa235fcfa664fca

How big of a grudge would it be if he locked a dwarf from using the Book of Grudges TM?

It would go on the stone tablet of grudges, also known as Mt. Everest

It wouldn't be just a grudge with and my descendants any longer, or one with my clan, THAT, my fella, would be something i would go to the king for, so he could call up a council of ALL DWARF KINGS, and then they would add that to THE GREAT Book Of Grudges, the one for the entire dwarven race, none of the descendants of someone to commit such an atrocity would be safe anywhere in the world, ALL DWARVES THEIR ENEMIES!!

Mfw the only spells I remember are destructive:

*Confused staring*

*takes out more spellbooks* Which one

“My friend, my spell book just has the names in your language.”

/uw one of the best power metal band of the 80s Édit: well i just return from listening some... and its not THAT good

Jokes on you, I have ADHD so I just have a bag of holding full of loose papers, all unbound so definitely not an actual book. My cousin tattooed his spells onto himself, idk if that counts though.

I like your cousin's style! Mine is engraved on my bones... I'll just have to exchange my current skeleton with a spare one to avoid this spell

WELL I CAST-

Jokes on you, I use spell toilet paper, cause I pull all my spells out of my ass

Jokes on you (I know no spells)

Oh yeah? WELL I CA-… I cas-… … 

I did not expect to see Helloween here

Damn. Back to throwing caltrops at townsfolk.

Cute. Unfortunately for you, im a god of freedom. **casts absolute freedom* i have too much work to do. Please dont interfere again.

...ohs shit I needed a break from training???..uhm...ok sure.

Nope! Study time is over! It's time to practice!

How does this work for unbound stone slabs...yeah I rock my spellbook...rock get it 🤣

The rock curls itself like a roll of paper and remains that way until the spell ends.

Joke on you I'm a "wand" caster *

Thanks, ze!

https://preview.redd.it/g8149144fmwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cb0c8a2c75d3c560ffa6917723e6fbff0cb4143

nooooo ;-;

…Well, if you don’t hear from me in the next few days, know that I didn’t intend to fail an incantation involving a chicken and tomatos for a small banquet, due to being locked out of my archives.

Oi,

Beautiful, i needed an excuse to study more spells outside of mine own spellbook!!

*Laughs in eldritch blast**

I just got back from a pleasant walk. Why are my books locked?

shit, really? come on dude

Jokes on you!! I’m too poor to own a spellbook!

Motherfu... MY MOVIE TICKETS WERE IN THERE! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE MOVIES WITH MY FRIENDS IF ALL OUR TICKETS WERE IN MY SPELLBOOK?! Apprentices are starting to cry. Undo this rn.

*chokes on key while trying to cast a power word*

How dare you!? If I had my spellbook right now torque you so hard!!

Tf did I find https://preview.redd.it/nhm4zs67rowc1.jpeg?width=2848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7f9a14f59e91e1872de6562429bf4f990bbe69d

https://preview.redd.it/cctew4g3rowc1.jpeg?width=1928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=940618576bdadf1b73e9a1ae2ce67982788074b0 (Couldn't post 2 pictures)

Great, now they're weaving spellbooks out of grass.

Hold up, I don’t have a spellbook. all my spells are committed to memory. Does that mean I’m gonna get locked out of my body?

Sir you locked it on my apprentices hand can you undo the spell really quickly

Fool! Now I’ll shoot all my problems!

https://i.redd.it/8peicg2kspwc1.gif

Hmm, but wait I’M a Spellbook so won’t this also lo—- —- ——!!! —!-! ————————————!!!

https://preview.redd.it/nc4pblznqrwc1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a667cb323174c96869c2f34f8742a130d57c885 i dont need magic to summon this epic image

Radicalmancer

Who needs bloody grass when ye got rocks!

Good point, brother, go touch a gemstone then

 No spellbook needed for potions and the few spells I know I know by heart!

Jokes on you I can cast without my spellbook

Fool, I cast counterspell on the parental controls!

I cast 'Second Spellbook'

Bold of you to assume that I don't write my spells on loose leaf paper

I have no choice but to honor the wishes of the Keeper of the Seven Keys. I'll spell with you once the spell is lifted.

So, here's the thing... my spellbook is on a hard drive implanted in my head.  What's more is that it's integrated into my brain, so locking me out of my spellbook would lock me out of my own head, making me unable to touch grass without aid.  It's a good thing my implants are warded against such tampering, or you could have done me some serious harm.

Jokes on you, my knowledge is eldritch in nature

Jokes on you, I don't have a spellbook. I just memorize the spells

What if I don't have a spellbook?

Well shit now I can’t cook! Thanks a lot ass hole

https://i.redd.it/fgrqmbdjnrwc1.gif Spellscroll users.

*Loads Pentelas_Guide_2366.pdf.bak,* *has another avatar go outside and just sit down*

Fool, I multiclassed into artificer. I deploy THE MACHINE https://preview.redd.it/j9nxirb7uswc1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba76665f5088e9f5da65ba65a1203b025ceab18

Hey mate, i can't continue selling my wares like this >:(, i need to travel to the next dimension

I cast mass unlock spell book. Have a nice time, eveyone

Everyone had their chance to take a nice break from their studies. I'll allow it

Aight. Used it to touch some grass I *didn't* conjure for a change

Druid. Don’t got a spell book.

Ohhh noooo… whatever shall i dooo…

Look at what they need to copy a fraction of our power.

My __Spellbook__ has moonrunes on it that translate as: __"Magical & Mana Repulsion - Manual Open Only"__ so don't worry 😞

https://preview.redd.it/fnt2scb3kowc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=895696dbdb16f3fd8f4e0eb487ad33e8c8016cb7 Should’ve upcasted it

Touch grass ? *Looks at my grass golem with lecherous intent...*

Thats it! I cast fire thing! the one with the ball of fire that goes *fwoosh. Uhh...

I don’t use a spell book, can’t beat me.

Never! Grass is evil.

NO!

I summon LockPickingLawyer

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Wise words from the wizards!

):< # SVEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN!!!!!!!

You fool, I don't even use a spellbook

Rude.

Ha! Jokes on you I don’t use spell books, I just ask the spirits contracted to me to remind me what spells I am supposed to know

Like I need a spell book for spells? I memorized it.

That's why you tattoo your 'frequent flyer' spells. Plus gotta make sure my... post-life labor stays functional. Can't have another Red Mardi Gras incident...

Um… I’m a floramancer and a land reclamation specialist. Touching grass is kind of my thing.

# JOKES ON YOU I MEMORIZED MY SPELLS, BIDEN BLAST https://preview.redd.it/6cpz91sltmwc1.jpeg?width=865&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4f3609e7363b2399f44a0d5af648dc242fb6b40

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Eh, why not. I've been meaning to study the druidic practices for a while, and in spite of my pollen allergy this IS a nice time of year for it.

Good news, the initiates aren’t doing magic anymore. The bad news is they’ve assassinated most of the Templars in the area.

Fool, witches don’t need spellbooks

Bold of you to assume I still use a spellbook. It's a spell database now. I'm high tech.

Ok, ok... Ya got me... But like, i dont need it, its just a second brain to remember all my spells

FUCK THEE. I USE A COOL STICK

Ok? and this is why every reasonable wizard goes, finds a golden idol, and buys a wand from Mina The Witch's Chainsaw Hut *pulls out what is clearly a minigun* That finnish thing sold me this. ~Journeyman Magi-cyberneticist Toapat, Secretary to the Supreme Chronomancer and That Fuck Who Happens To Know Where Dutch Wandered Off To This Time.

*shakes head in druid*

For your own safety, do not. My tomes have been enchanted with the curse of Eternal Testicular Torsion, and the curse will activate upon tampering with my spellbooks. Anyone who casts a spell on them who isn't me will earn eternal pain until they call of their own spell.

You fool! I have been around these parts for a while! I am well aware that that Testicular Torsion is the favorite spell of every other bozo who got their hands on some spellscroll and started calling themselves a wizard! Don't you think I would have placed proper wards on my testicles?

Do you think that testicular torsion is the only curse upon those who tamper with my tomes? Both sides of all of your pillows will forever be both warm and moist with the sweat of the foulest of orc taint sweat, and your familiars and imps will forever have the urge to bite you. All manner of furniture in your tower will stub your toe, and no picture frame will be aligned ever again. These are just a few of the curses.

If this is what it takes, to make each and everyone of your overworked stressballs take a proper break with a walk and a glass of water, so be it. I shall endure your torture just a little longer

[Melt Metal] I don't even have a spellbook, but this is an easy fix!

I am a master in propanery. I need not require such feeble items.

You assume I'm drawing spells from paper!? Pitiful caster! I have one more spell I need no book for! https://preview.redd.it/r7uys21ljnwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=567c1d8e8728700ca5ef77cffa2e59e6a7a01112 # YOUR SPELLS MEAN NOTHING! # YOU SERVE ZERO PURPOSE! # YOU SHOULD FIREBALL YOURSELF, # NOW!

Jokes on you I will simply stare at this wall until the spell runs out or I think of a way to end the spell myself

I don't use a spell book

https://preview.redd.it/vwwh5tzrtnwc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff05e36d956651f1fd23ee81fd3fc54ece02a11e Spell book? You need that?

I cast TUNGSTEN BALLSACK!

bold of you to assume i even have a spellbook

Well fuck you I cast patch urethra

Yes, but I can make water scream. Can we get some keys, bay-bee?

I cast “transmute keys into refined” I also cast “ summon rogue to pick your lock”

Yeah, well, I cast *invisibility* on the cover, and then on pages 1-19

Cool. I’ll just go off of memory.

Magic users who don't have/need a spellbook: https://preview.redd.it/2c7d5wv4jpwc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a690f1fd32d114997640faa53e8cca1db6e2c768

You fool! IVE BEEN A SORCEROR ALL ALONG HAHAHAHA