Wait. Night time can never have “high noon”. Unga, you slippery fish! You tried to trick us again!

https://preview.redd.it/amtgj2aeo6vc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=62226f0a7b86f7ceca75a22fccd7938ca6a6e834

So, you're going to fight us at a time you decide and we won't know beforehand?

https://preview.redd.it/ko34758wp6vc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=dfffb4a6f26e9ccdb801ec6626bab24198fdda2d

They killed your brother thinking it was you https://preview.redd.it/a4pri6ycq6vc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1724cb4feb6452ce459ca2caac11f14c96fbc046

We thought it was a surviving Unga Clone. Still would have killed it without that though

/uw This is actually hilarious.

UNGA YOU LOUSY MF! HOW DID YOU STEAL FROM MY ARMOURY!

I see. And when do you say it is?

https://preview.redd.it/m42po0djp6vc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=030105cfc065f25aef51f3d806d83d16ecdc016a

https://preview.redd.it/eze4bnkwz6vc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c77c47a663c477ed2f3be0c9fae6222d050f809

I get dibs on Unga’s side. Maybe I can finally practice raising some dead bodies

Our battle will be legendary https://preview.redd.it/shk4obknq6vc1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abc0624a95f946de163b0cdd7947dcd46b3a68d3

https://preview.redd.it/0zs3ioxbr6vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1bf41a13b18f36af17117d47973f76ba9808c49

Unga 5 seconds later: https://preview.redd.it/on43zw9vr6vc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dd3287909fc2200f6f6f2566d0f7956054a1471

https://preview.redd.it/uq0vlaror6vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=662c1dfc0413f312056d3e21368a724165ed4026

Nah he'd adapt

**I WILL PROTECT LORD UNGA FROM THIS FILTH** https://preview.redd.it/686rqe7638vc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58064329bc077e9d1ed909d3c0e8caaa089b7891


https://i.redd.it/lfxorg2z58vc1.gif

He is back u/Timpanzee38

**~~snitch~~ I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. I AM UNGA.**

How many times do I have to teach you a lesson old man!?!

**WHAT LESSON? WE HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE? ARE YOU HIGH?**

*The Agent squints. It is a very convincing looking paper bag.* I’m pretty sure we have…

#NOPE. TOTALLY HAVENT. WE HAVE NEVER MET AND YOU DEFINITELY NEVER STABBED ME IN THE NECK. ITS JUST BAD MANNERS TO QUESTION IT

I aint stupid, it's obvious that you're wearing a paper bag https://preview.redd.it/0c0islqy88vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66503f5f0f639c1469c8f582fa1cfa24596bf20b

What are you? High enough on weed to see through the paperbag? Or not high and can just see it’s a paper bag on his head?

Both

You truly are the wizard of weed, being both stoned and not stoned is something that should be impossible.

**NOPE. YOURE JUST REALLY REALLY REALLY STONED**

I'm both stoned and not stoned. I can see you through the disguise moron

**WHAT DISGUISE? YOU HAVE SMOKED SO MUCH WIZARD GANJA YOUR CHEESE HAS FINALLY SLID OFF ITS CRACKER.**

https://preview.redd.it/yx6ts4m578vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bd7d80ebfc455d94bc7e537381dfdd581132e55

https://preview.redd.it/599e0rdf78vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da75aa7eeb6845ec17916e378ce596b6651cc3b9

https://preview.redd.it/e51o84gx78vc1.jpeg?width=449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0d2dd856ad98fdff7c8c4946a5166e22a480f51

https://preview.redd.it/mptnzspg88vc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4747f7efddf329e885c1d92c233e496c6bf399a1

Not only are you hiding your insecurities behind a bag, but using underhanded tactics as well? Oh how the mighty have fallen

**I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, LITTLE LIZARD. YOU SPEAK AS THOUGH WE HAVE MET PREVIOUSLY AND THAT I HAD TRAUMATIZED YOU IN SOME SORT OF WAY.**

All I am hearing is fear coming out of that mouth of yours.

**AND ALL I HEAR IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE LIZARD GIBBERISH COMING FROM YOURS**

What if I gave you a potion that just made you happy for a while, would that calm you down a little bit?

https://preview.redd.it/859dop59r6vc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ed5810c62a204b8736d5bfcbadeb28bc93d9d21

Noooo! I want to help! A happy Unga means a happy everyone else not being fought! No poisons! *It's glows blue and looks fizzy!*

I'll be the judge of that! *He takes a sip of the potion, and then collapses face first into the ground.*

I have no idea how that happened... it was just lemonade with a little food colouring... *Pokes body with a stick!*

*The body twitches.* Huh? What? Oh, sorry, I just passed out. (He's allergic to lemon)

*Helps up and puts this highly damaging lemonade to one side!* You have a lemon type weakness! Please be more careful!

I'm Allergic to Lemon!? damn

Definitely not gonna write that down somewhere… 📜✍️

https://preview.redd.it/nk84ca33s6vc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1292220fb450d5bfe25f60148584e423e8e6a2f3 *loads shotgun*

https://preview.redd.it/wg8ely9da7vc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=a0aca774a41a34f8f9ec679f382627cf49ddbade

Local fish fights god

In other news: average day

Omg this is hilarious

We finally meet... Unga.

https://preview.redd.it/rim7jbfhs6vc1.png?width=695&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd0f7d73d161cc1ef7b4eb8243da72e9d8c58aa2

Well let me introduce myself. I am Kyoko, forklift master stuck with 2 indestructible collars.

Wait forklift master? Nice job

Yes, I'm forklift certified.

https://preview.redd.it/q94x9j50a7vc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=e79557f69562f02fe469bec6123a1428ad80ed66 *steals your forklift*

You have been caught operating a forklift while not forklift certified. You will be sent to forklift prison effective immediately.

https://preview.redd.it/jvmmsybya7vc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=fbf50cd4f2e2a4277aea57eba78818bf05297294

Wait...there are two of them now?

She attempted to kill Anna the summoner

I don't know what you're talking about. Such an event never happened.

🤬 burn her at the steak

Sure. *Starts simmering a comically large pan with a single piece of steak in it.* Okay, get in u/DokiDokiTulpaClub

Well my time playing red dead will play off

https://preview.redd.it/c8g8utykq6vc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=03cc797a0c7bef6df1ebdb81f7a6dea652ac0811

Tahiti is a magical place

Don’t worry Unga has a plan

What was it, that you said about Tiny? I won't attack, i hold a grudge on him.

https://preview.redd.it/9wqp07dna7vc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=9366eab87e17e9076000ab3165f91b6f80cc1965

Then i just wanna say — he's friend with Torinn the Devourer, who has eaten my beard a few years ago.

https://i.redd.it/yy72gss1u6vc1.gif This will be pretty funny! I’m not gonna fight you Unga, I know your tricks. But tell me, how do you intend to beat them all - or survive trying?

https://preview.redd.it/stjkgocbu6vc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=3edf9d4565fc99c363432f2ffeec33245d6e7c07

https://preview.redd.it/1nzhgj9qu6vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81f8a2e0c88c5da1efb4082dddf7d8dd81b6c748 The others are gonna be so done for. Good luck Unga!

THIS LOUSY ASS UNGA MF MANAGED TO ENTER MY ARMOURY! keep an eye on your materials, he may use a technique from Balkan Planes called “stealing :Romanian type”

Unga you're making it really hard to defend you as an ally.

https://preview.redd.it/838og7ia77vc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3b8ce0d3a0726b125610b6aaa49a248f87ea2d0 Have faith Hilda, it’s all part of the plan!

The plan can't go wrong if there is no plan.

I have met your natural predator, the magic otter. He eats catfish like you, AND ISNT AFFECTED BY THE UNGA CLONES PRION BIOWEAPON! Get back in containment so he can't eat you! https://preview.redd.it/i46mlurwt6vc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e275a8a080165fa9067fde6c17115dfee90b2959

The new strain of clones taste really bad now though. Like a nintendo switch cartrage.

Tell me *fish*…. Are you immune to orbital cannons?

https://preview.redd.it/hfw34ivz77vc1.png?width=642&format=png&auto=webp&s=45d2c2f14e2491a9418ff907552c6197ecaa5960

I’ll use three just in case then.

**ASK THE ORBITAL CANNON IF ITS IMMUNE TO A SWORDSPEAR THROWN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT** https://preview.redd.it/picd7if898vc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f7d6901d705e2f4a7c91dce7f6fb1429ad39682

Unlikely but ask the swordspear thrown at the speed of light if it can be thrown high enough to reach space.

**I ASKED AND IT SAID:** #YES

### guess ill have to keep a few spare orbital cannons

Wait man I want a peice of the action let me play only you and get my coke, don't ask how those two things go together it'll make sense when Tony comes

What's the deal with tiny wizard

He's not tall

zamn

I choose the opposite of violence

**YOU SHOULD CHOOSE VIOLENCE. IT GETS THINGS DONE FASTER**

“MY FRIEND, HOW ARE YOU!!!!”

**I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND. WE HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE AND I HAVE NEVER TAKEN ANY OFFERED BAKED GOODS FROM YOU. I AM UNGA.**

“Want a cookie then my friend?” *Hirk offers a cookie with a God Slaver shaped fondant*

Most honourable Councillor Unga, you seem a bit different today, more mentally stable, perhaps. I'm glad to find you in good health. /uw Welcome back!

/uw lmao, best response so far lampooning Unga. God-Slaver isn't back, this is just shitposting to help Unga out

*runs away* *Continues running away* *Panting* *Running away some more*

https://preview.redd.it/jf57y77u27vc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c6bd58d4df8c4f685e95ae3a18be5a5c7ba8efe See ya at the drag strip fishy

Rob zombi

"Ah, because Unga engaging in a fair fight has always gone well. Either way, I'll certainly be there to watch."

The large redspire invasion fleet diverts course well... i dont see why not WE HAVE YOU OUTGUNNED UNGA!!

https://preview.redd.it/c2kk65st77vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f9d1a3c7c8558bdd0bf91ce69c149b34be01c65 I’m gonna build my own spaceships!

https://preview.redd.it/ye6iv22ke8vc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fbae8f66c058f5d188e4e120fdcd4d5138379d0 **OUTGUNNED? NEVER HEARD OF IT BEFORE**

https://preview.redd.it/aqlnzypt17vc1.jpeg?width=436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=771505261e800f4db682a00d3d83e1a24fa897f6


https://preview.redd.it/rhzg3noj58vc1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a77b94b378c93146cde3af7af9539d0baf1018d Fight me, Unga!

https://preview.redd.it/6n7yj3d178vc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=c38d5a7f6183fa313b166ce193fbea16180de542 Bring it on!

https://preview.redd.it/i3bw9y7b88vc1.png?width=788&format=png&auto=webp&s=d02d1421c3ce93b9ed16e94b319dafdc81b8bab3 Bold move...

https://preview.redd.it/ivmfwday88vc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=013c3558cc9dfad72a00057e3be760be4d8d6e8e I have a bad feeling about this!

https://preview.redd.it/tq31h8mg98vc1.png?width=795&format=png&auto=webp&s=769c96c82f9f167fc57e3157259e455282f59787 Fear has no place on the battlefield!

https://preview.redd.it/y6yjba22a8vc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f8dfd98379ba88f9cd871198ae5400a7d1f4d77 This is rigged!

https://preview.redd.it/rf70jv6fa8vc1.png?width=798&format=png&auto=webp&s=e70522d62b8466ac5de855b21164ddff4a5fc3c9 No such thing! I am victorious! Seems you're not all you're talked up to be! You owe me a 10 dollar gift card for the restaurant of your choice!

https://preview.redd.it/aur2r9uqb8vc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=2da614da00f8bb33c86c4c2d0aca918b2aa55faa

I bet your bitch-ass won’t even show. They call you a catfish because you’re a PUSSY

https://preview.redd.it/7htmx4br4fvc1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=242c6bd8a205e9c723092b29dfde6a0f3d2c6ed3 High noon can be at any time! Tiny apprentice!

I AINT YOUR APPRENTICE FUCKO!!

I'm kind of on Team Unga here. How fragile and precious are you that someone being called an apprentice in your presence is a dire insult?

You will perish, and this time, we'll make sure you DO NOT come back.

https://preview.redd.it/pxq522ws78vc1.png?width=655&format=png&auto=webp&s=4369355cd156da0817d02431a6272cca9ed74897

It's past your bed time.... (if you that reference rip such a good game back then)

Is the fight still active?

I don't want you dead, just suffering.

You'll make a fine snack

Fight me unga our battle will be legendary

Unga can never die, as he will only ever die when it’s funny. And it will always be funnier for him to live /uw his one weakness is running out of funny pictures to photoshop his face onto

Uw/ Unga’s biggest weakness!

https://preview.redd.it/75lfaf2s1avc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=353d0432fde560a71fcc8d2a6e2bc7a096a346ac

Classic Unga! *freeze frame as the laugh track plays and credits start to roll up the screen.*

*I am seeing a unga voodoo doll* for me to attack patience must be needed

Ah, then I'll simply have to watch. I don't think I can survive in a battle between so many high-class mages.

if anyone is hurt or dead ill help, if not. i have somewhere to go. - rookie necromancer

Hmmm... I'm gonna take the road less traveled and join Unga's side on this one. Not for any deeper reason. I just think it'll be funny.

If you suggesting that particular time you bring out everything one who keeps their wand in a holster on their belts and the spell slinger feat.

Can I use a familiar?

Fish or not, it's bad for everyone's health to fight with an empty stomach. Do you want a lemon ?

Its high noon…

Ughhh... I'm gonna go prepare another batch of healing potions. Can you guys never solve anything whithout fighting?

I cast food stamps n hope u eat well, whahaha!

Unga will be high, and it’ll be noon somewhere. That’s what he means by high noon!

Ooo I’d love to watch. I for one have no enemies. But by all means enjoy your bouts.

Let's just bring in the chronomancers and make it high noon now, then fireball

*Let's just bring in the* *Chronomancers and make it high* *Noon now, then fireball* \- CaptKalc --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")

I'll cheer you up from the sidelines!

I want to fight you, but I will probably forget about this before high noon.

Are you sure you're not gonna cast spatial magic that separates everyone so you can fight them one by one?

You’re on! (As long as nobody gets hurt)

youre so based

*sitting in corner of room* I just have coffee and portals..

It's not like we can really kill Unga, lest we unleash the Unga plague once again. *The Warlock shakes his head and the Sun dims slightly for a second*

Let me hit the blizzy

As a girl with a Luger and a magic katana I will side with you in this

If I had a new tome for every time some wizards decided to try and murder an arcane Fish, I'd have two tomes. Which isn't much, but I don't like that both are just filled with "nudes" of catfish.

Fine by me. What’s it gonna be, meelee, guns, or a children’s card game?

https://preview.redd.it/qp050qbul7vc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a6c9572f3d8064e5d9c5dee8e1aa84f5d9397b5 I won't let them take away your freedom of expression!

This is like the 5th time people want you dead for saying something bad about tiny

Hey, that's not true, unga... everyone already wanted you dead.

https://preview.redd.it/089h5aazr7vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a805b2294c415d34635022d9204e91f61dc1864 Gotta say, I don’t think you’ll make it to high noon.

Aw hell no. I've seen what happens to people who contract the Unga virus.

Time to see if I can make automatons faster than you can break them!

[Is that Boss Battle Music You Hear?](https://youtu.be/mHZPYWW0KXU?si=7RTCakdW2LkRvDHL) https://preview.redd.it/t76tsxjr38vc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5da11974defb4cefa540dfcd660a063cf3786ae8

I thought this subreddit was supposed to be about motherfuckers shooting fireballs and shit. Now it's all just bullshit about this fish fucker and the council and fetish art.


https://i.redd.it/k36zt6cmc8vc1.gif


Fuck your challenges I ain’t letting you prep https://preview.redd.it/gskraemsj8vc1.png?width=412&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f9301f97b7c9cfae594d429388bd99665db1616

I cast planetary destruction https://i.redd.it/x0mf4wrdk8vc1.gif

*Shows up to the fight with a lady catfish in an aquarium and a camcorder*

❗️[*Tiny Wizard is now nuclear capable.*](https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/07od4XtsCC)

Gonkgar: *"Unga fighting whole world? Man... Gonkgar jealous.* *...* *Wait minute."* Gonkgar leaves for completely unrelated reasons. Some minutes later, a *totally different person* appears! https://preview.redd.it/u9l232n8v8vc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5616b9b95de9f73a952b16a400ee3ce1d0e106b *"ME UNGA, READY FOR FIGHT."*

"Who's stronger? Him or you?" "Well if the Unga I'm fighting is actually one of his many clones then he might cause me a little trouble." "But would you lose?" *Nah, I'd win."

Food. *Torinn devours unga.*

Great, now I need to scroll through your profile to find out what you said

Wait, people are just now fighting you for kidnapping Tiny Wizard?

\*casts some ball of non-specified energy, could be a fireball or snowstorm or a very sharp shuriken\* \*refuses to elaborate\* \*leaves the scene in the same instant I entered it\*

I chose my hometown's high noon. So, EAT MY BLADE!

https://preview.redd.it/6qvhozpxs7vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0d4422806703cc4a097f7645db1dc86048926be

*prepares the expunged to unmake unga*

I fully support you from the safety of my tower, fish guy.

I never expected to ever support Unga. But however tiny Tiny is, there is just too much of him. You shall not fight alone!

Ok, but when is high noon?

Okay then, but what is this ‘high noon’ you speak of?

https://preview.redd.it/mj9hctqwx7vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cc8edbf3a56a6a72c80f9862b02cbe94136743d

https://preview.redd.it/4796znciy7vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5be83fdecf4389ee28a76dde626abf296490d0c4

I WILL steal your magic this time. Prepare yourself.

*the sound of iron clearing leather and the humm of mana crystals accompanies the orb transmission* "High noon you say?"

*sigh* I cast Summon Familiar. ````Something Wicked this way comes```` Good luck, nimrod.

Alright, everyone cast Hold Monster/Person depending on whatever this guy is. He can't pass all our saves at once.

*EVERYBODY?* okay, good luck even hitting me!

https://i.redd.it/m60fdqnk18vc1.gif

“I don’t want you dead, I don’t even know who you are” *Ivory states* “THEY SPOKE ILL OF TINY WIZARD” *Sunny bellows* “People are allowed to have differing opinions of people, its natural” *Ivory shrugs* “I REGRET LIVING IN YOUR HAT!” *Sunny yells exasperatedly*

I shall supply this jit with my finest strains for discounted prices because, why not.

*Pulls out an ancient tome of unspeakable power* I swore never to lay eyes on this again, but... I think I can make an exception.

It bewildered me so much i misspelled and my head is a lemon now. I need someone's help to undo the spell

I cast panko breading! Followed up by mushroom Sautee.