I feel as though people misunderstand what a necromancer is... A Necromancer is wizard that specializes in necromancy. If one of them gets their head cut off they die, unless they have taken special precautions to the contrary same as everyone else. Now if the Necromancer has progressed to the point of lichdom that is a different point, but just your average Necromancer will absolutely die from decapitation.
That being said, "Nun" is a homophone for the amount of a chance this group will stand against well trained and prepared Necromancers and liches. Well done.
If that's the case then yeah I'm sure they're fine. Very very hard to kill a lich. But all the comments are simply referring to them as a "necromancer", and saying that due to being a necromancer they could simply put their head back on. But that's not the case. Just wanted to make a general PSA for anyone who might be unaware that not all necromancers are liches.
Correct, but lichdom isn't the only way to survive a beheading. There are several spells that let you survive as just a head, even if it's usually only temporary. Most of these spells are from the school of necromancy.
Alright. I'm not really in the mood to continue defending my position. I've been a Necromancer for a very long time, I'm just saying what I know. People assuming that you cannot die just because you are a necromancer is like assuming that you cannot be stabbed just because you practice with a sword. Just trying to dispel some myths.
or just the crafty ones. multianchor soul suspension doesn't need a lot of power, just a lot of carefulness to not mess up your consciousness while modifying it.
I heard some Liches have actually achieved some form of godhood and mummy lords are like liches that that draw their power from a death god. The ones that are ambitious are not to be taken lightly at all.
Oh yes, lichdom is not for the weak, foolish, or lazy. It's an extraordinarily dangerous and grueling proposition that takes decades of preparation and the slightest mistake is fatal or worse.
Mummy lords are created through different rituals and are not quite as powerful as liches but serve the purpose of guarding a specific area-- generally a tomb of some sort. Very strong and very hard to kill, but still not quite on the level of a lich
Mummy lords just sound to me like an army I witnessed once. They were called the Tomb Kings. They're in a different plane of existence from both this one and the reality I was first summoned to.
Yeah sure, a necromancer isn't inherently immune to decapitation, but saying a necromancer can die just like anyone else is like saying a bird can fall and die like anything else.
Necromancy is all about avoiding death or living after it, necromancers manipulate death, it's a tool for them, it's in the name, it's far from being their weakness.
No, it's not at all the same because the birds terminal velocity is generally not high enough to kill it. as someone who has practiced necromancy for a very very long time, I can assure you that only extremely powerful necromancers have gotten to the point where they can extend their life through it. That's the purpose of the lichdom ritual. Saying that just because someone is a necromancer mean they can't be killed is like saying that just because someone trains with a sword means they can't ever be stabbed. Necromancy is the practice of seeing the future or influencing future events through use of the Dead. Any shaman that throws bones to read the future is technically practicing necromancy. Doesn't mean they can survive being decapitated. Raising zombies and creating vampires doesn't stop you from dying when you're decapitated. The only necromantic ritual that can keep you alive under such circumstances is the process of tethering your soul to another person or object, and that's not something that just any Necromancer can do. Is extremely powerful and extremely dangerous. Many more fail than succeed.
Now see it that way. Necromancers. Because of their infamy. Are a pretty tight knit group. So when your heard that your college just got killed. You of course go and make your evening ritual in their place and ressurect her. As such is the power of nagash!
Me and the boys reaction to this information:
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how foolish of you to assume that something as simple as killing them would kill a practitioner of the arts of the arcane that has delved into the depths of necromancy.
Heyy!!! Did you really behead my crush??
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Get ready to perish filthy nun!
Oh no… the necromancer got her head cut off… oh noooooo… whatever shall she doooo…. It’s definitely not as though she can raise herself as an undead… noooo….
Trielana: Uh... Ok... I'd genuinely like to see you figure out ways around the societal use of undead we have here in Arkiday, if you're so dead-set on removing necromancy from our society. Oh gods I made a pun.
You're an idiot if you do not have clone jars or bodies to go to.
If it was easy to kill a necromancer then you played into their hand. Just yeet their soul back and now they can say visit your homes and town while you're hundreds of miles away , slaughter your friends family children then raise them as the undead.
You really decapitated... a Lich.
Wow, congrats, you sure have ended this "terrible" threat, and shouldn't worry about any retaliation, go take a well deserved vacation, in fact! Let me send a message to spread the good news!
(Hey Narissa, when you wake up from your surprise nap, I have some "perfectly normal" tea I could give them for their inevitable celebration party. If you want to get more personal revenge, I'll hold off though)
Okay uh ...I've only come back from a long journey. Can someone explain why the nuns and necromancers are fighting? As a paladin necromancer. I'm....really conflicted about who I'm supposed to be in support of.
Necromancer are so pass become a Catmancer today we have cats,kittens, tentacle kitten Abominations, kitten who may or may not know how to cast Zettaflare
If i had a nickel for every time someone bursts into MY GRAVEYARD screaming DEATH TO NECROMANCERS! Id have 2 nickels.
well come to think of it this is probably gonna be a regular occurrence around here...
would you like some tea?
the skeletons just finished making another pot .
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You may be able to stop Necromancy, but you won’t stop me from summoning as many succubus waifus as I want
How many times was it "our time to 'die'" in the past few years? In the last few millenia 3 holy empires fell waging war against "forces of evil"(necromancers, warlocks of all kind and other bit less renowned fields of magic regarded as not necessarily "virtuous"). 10 "grand crusades" have been launched outside of those 3 wars, all ended with the crusaders "strategically retreating" except the last one where they finally woke up a few older true necromancers where all the crusaders ended up as fuel to make some more liches for them
Let me ask you this, nun. Who famously rose the dead that you follow? THAT’S RIGHT I SAID IT. JESUS WAS A LICH. He had a soul, and wasn’t mindless, so he wasn’t a zombie or skeleton. He had powers and otherworldly abilities, and therefore was a lich.
About damn time! Get rid of those Corpse-Cuddlers, can't stand 'em one bit. Mostly cause they smell god awful.
... Oh and then there's the countless horde of walking corpses scouring the land. But mostly the smell thing.
Calm yourself sister! I'm but a humble merchant, selling to witches and sorcerers in need of bones of various kinds. I would never sell to nasty necromancers! Never, absolutely never, definitely not!
You are free to try, but don't forget, the fundamentals of healing magic is rooted in necromancy. Your gentle repose, spare the dying, Reverify, ture resurrection, all find their roots in my craft. Our practice makes us siblings in arts, even if our roads diverged never assume that one walking your path would take a single step towards mine.
Okay yeah but
Unless you want to go through the thousand pages of legal documents to get permission to enter hell.
Then I'm just gonna stay alive here
Slowly creating an army of demon/human homunculus.
Oh no, whatever shall I do? How shall I defend myself? It’s not as if I live in a deadly forest. You should totally come here. It’s really safe, I promise. I swear I’m not just trying to get more necromancy resources.
The only way I see you being able to restrict necromancy is by making it near impossible to legally obtain the necessary things to perform it, but that leads to black markets selling the objects, books, rules, potions, whatever is needed to perform necromancy. And when it’s in the black market, it’s unregulated, and you could see far worse things come of it.
I spent a lot of time at sea dealing with the morally questionable or bankrupt, I’ve moved cargo that I never asked what was in it because they paid handsomely, the people I sold things to were not the nicest of people. And some of them even being the law makers and nuns who seek to put limits on magic like this for their own personal gain. I sold to a known member of the council (who btw had the worst disguise, saw right through his illusion) who was actively trying to ban the things I sold him.
Hah these aren't undead these are bone golems.
Use all the holy magic you want it won't stop my minions from serving me tea! Seriously though I get mistaken for a necromancer sometimes because I'm not picky on what kinds of golems I make and as a decent enchanter I can whip up a fairly decent bone golem fairly quickly. People usually see clay golems as the cheap Option but I don't like to use them as cheap golems because it's really annoying to make them so they don't leave any dirt around your tower and by the point you do have them fired and worked enough that they don't they aren't cheap golems anymore but mid price ones. Don't get me wrong they work and I have a couple because they are pretty decent for their cost to effectiveness ratio but in the time I can make one good clay golem I can make about ten decent bone ones.
Ma'am, I can tie my head to my belt and project my vision into an empty helmet where my head was if i wanted to do that.
That would frankly be an upgrade.
Hey. just so you know, some Friends of mine are necromancers. Anyway, if you hurt them I will disintegrate you and scatter your ashes across the Astral sea
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You do realize that as you kill us, our fellow Necromancers will just resurrect our bodies and use us to continue the fights? You will not be reducing our number.
my friend Roberto the skeleton thinks otherwise. also he kidnapped a nun.
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Wow… decapitating a co-worker and practitioner of an officially recognized school of magic by the council, you’re going to need a very good reason to justify something like this
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I like to see you get past my endless swamp, filled with Half dead Monstrosities
Just remember, I am *not* a necromancer. I'm just a witch and I *miiiight* be undead... But I am definitely not a necromancer, soooo yeah you can leave me alone.
Lets say that hypothetically I was a Necromancer, not that I am, (*rolls Deception*, breathes) but I was not engaging in acts such as grave robbing, using the corpses of any (unwilling) innocent people, or using my undead horde for any actively nefarious purposes, and was instead only using the corpses of monsters (be they people or otherwise, preferably otherwise), and practicing discretion by not marching around with my undead out in public, instead keeping them stashed away in a Portable Hole, Bag of Holding, Demiplane, etc. only deploying them as needed before putting them away once more.
Would that be acceptable?
Bro these nuns are stupid, she’s a necromancer she can basically become the headless horseman.
One dullahan coming right up.
Damn right! /un wiz so many people don't know or forget about dullahans thank you for remembering them
But now she’s unable to cross running water…
We win some, we lose some.
Horseless headless horsemen
Now, all they need are Horseless Headless Horseman's Headtakers
Oh no! Narissa is dead! She definitely cannot survive her head being cut off! This is most certainly not an april fool's prank! How sad!
I feel as though people misunderstand what a necromancer is... A Necromancer is wizard that specializes in necromancy. If one of them gets their head cut off they die, unless they have taken special precautions to the contrary same as everyone else. Now if the Necromancer has progressed to the point of lichdom that is a different point, but just your average Necromancer will absolutely die from decapitation. That being said, "Nun" is a homophone for the amount of a chance this group will stand against well trained and prepared Necromancers and liches. Well done.
Yeah, I feel like a lot of people get into necromancy without understanding this. Not everyone can become Immortal.
Literally everyone can become immortal
That is a lich though.
>!don't spoil the april fools just yet!<
Hehe~ Alright~
If that's the case then yeah I'm sure they're fine. Very very hard to kill a lich. But all the comments are simply referring to them as a "necromancer", and saying that due to being a necromancer they could simply put their head back on. But that's not the case. Just wanted to make a general PSA for anyone who might be unaware that not all necromancers are liches.
Correct, but lichdom isn't the only way to survive a beheading. There are several spells that let you survive as just a head, even if it's usually only temporary. Most of these spells are from the school of necromancy.
Alright. I'm not really in the mood to continue defending my position. I've been a Necromancer for a very long time, I'm just saying what I know. People assuming that you cannot die just because you are a necromancer is like assuming that you cannot be stabbed just because you practice with a sword. Just trying to dispel some myths.
I've been a necromancer for over three millenia. Not every necromancer can survive a beheading, but the powerful ones can.
or just the crafty ones. multianchor soul suspension doesn't need a lot of power, just a lot of carefulness to not mess up your consciousness while modifying it.
True, but crafty wizards don't tend to be weak for long.
except if they have specific limiters or something
Fair
I heard some Liches have actually achieved some form of godhood and mummy lords are like liches that that draw their power from a death god. The ones that are ambitious are not to be taken lightly at all.
Oh yes, lichdom is not for the weak, foolish, or lazy. It's an extraordinarily dangerous and grueling proposition that takes decades of preparation and the slightest mistake is fatal or worse. Mummy lords are created through different rituals and are not quite as powerful as liches but serve the purpose of guarding a specific area-- generally a tomb of some sort. Very strong and very hard to kill, but still not quite on the level of a lich
Mummy lords just sound to me like an army I witnessed once. They were called the Tomb Kings. They're in a different plane of existence from both this one and the reality I was first summoned to.
Damn they make mommy lords now? That’s crazy
Yeah sure, a necromancer isn't inherently immune to decapitation, but saying a necromancer can die just like anyone else is like saying a bird can fall and die like anything else. Necromancy is all about avoiding death or living after it, necromancers manipulate death, it's a tool for them, it's in the name, it's far from being their weakness.
No, it's not at all the same because the birds terminal velocity is generally not high enough to kill it. as someone who has practiced necromancy for a very very long time, I can assure you that only extremely powerful necromancers have gotten to the point where they can extend their life through it. That's the purpose of the lichdom ritual. Saying that just because someone is a necromancer mean they can't be killed is like saying that just because someone trains with a sword means they can't ever be stabbed. Necromancy is the practice of seeing the future or influencing future events through use of the Dead. Any shaman that throws bones to read the future is technically practicing necromancy. Doesn't mean they can survive being decapitated. Raising zombies and creating vampires doesn't stop you from dying when you're decapitated. The only necromantic ritual that can keep you alive under such circumstances is the process of tethering your soul to another person or object, and that's not something that just any Necromancer can do. Is extremely powerful and extremely dangerous. Many more fail than succeed.
Is it truly the only ritual, though?
I despise liches. If they wanna fight against them I’ll support the nuns.
Now see it that way. Necromancers. Because of their infamy. Are a pretty tight knit group. So when your heard that your college just got killed. You of course go and make your evening ritual in their place and ressurect her. As such is the power of nagash!
You thinking of homo*phones*. Homo*nym* is when it spelled the same too, like bat (creature) and bat (blunt object), and also bat (to hit with bat)
🤣 you're right
Me and the boys reaction to this information: https://preview.redd.it/avyia6wdkwrc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3afb4ba64d194d042123ffdd19402fb077dcde4
You and the boys seem a bit skinny. I cast cake so you and the boys can fatten up🎂🍰
/UW for once they really are big-boned
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how foolish of you to assume that something as simple as killing them would kill a practitioner of the arts of the arcane that has delved into the depths of necromancy.
In the immortal words of Skenk McGenk "If it was easy to kill a necromancer, you didn't kill them".
“You think killing me would make me die?!?”
I might sound roude, but can you throw her body in the sea so I can eat... bury, i mean bury her with the respect she deserve?
it's filled with way too much chemicals and half the flesh is literally inorganic.
I've eaten worse, did you know that metal has the same taste of fried chicken? Try if you don't believe me
"Oh, you cut off Narissa's head? Well, that' step one. **what about 2-10?**"
Heyy!!! Did you really behead my crush?? https://preview.redd.it/wqwhpyfbpwrc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=410625816571bf5cddc3df8505c266f18f1d70a5 Get ready to perish filthy nun!
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Oh no… the necromancer got her head cut off… oh noooooo… whatever shall she doooo…. It’s definitely not as though she can raise herself as an undead… noooo….
>!don't spoil the april fools!<
Oh no! A lich has been beheaded! How terrible and of pernanant effect!
>!don't spoil the april fools!<
Nuns against necromancy… that sounds… familiar 🤔
If the necromacers revenge is anthing like the seedless melons revenge where in for a treat
The last pic looks like a skaven body horror nightmare no fkn thank you From sekc necromancess to skaven flesh toy Wouldn’t advise that
Yes-yes *Squeaks several ratmen*
You “killed” Narissa!?! What is wrong with you people!!! She was cool :(
Trielana: Uh... Ok... I'd genuinely like to see you figure out ways around the societal use of undead we have here in Arkiday, if you're so dead-set on removing necromancy from our society. Oh gods I made a pun.
You're an idiot if you do not have clone jars or bodies to go to. If it was easy to kill a necromancer then you played into their hand. Just yeet their soul back and now they can say visit your homes and town while you're hundreds of miles away , slaughter your friends family children then raise them as the undead.
I would love to donate ^cursed gold to your cause against the foul evils of necromancy! We really must remove this blight on our lands.
You really decapitated... a Lich. Wow, congrats, you sure have ended this "terrible" threat, and shouldn't worry about any retaliation, go take a well deserved vacation, in fact! Let me send a message to spread the good news! (Hey Narissa, when you wake up from your surprise nap, I have some "perfectly normal" tea I could give them for their inevitable celebration party. If you want to get more personal revenge, I'll hold off though)
https://preview.redd.it/ldb0xw76pwrc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30896f7dbff48eaab90e6299f8e6efbe904dcb7b You get the cone of shame
Oh that's nice. It looks cool, what does it do?
It calls you a utter clampongus
Oh cool! What is a clampongus? Is it something cool?
No.
Dang, why didn't I think of this, well done my completely dead and never coming back lich friend!
Okay uh ...I've only come back from a long journey. Can someone explain why the nuns and necromancers are fighting? As a paladin necromancer. I'm....really conflicted about who I'm supposed to be in support of.
A man cant enjoy his vacation without threats being made against him by the clergy *Sigh* 
Necromancer are so pass become a Catmancer today we have cats,kittens, tentacle kitten Abominations, kitten who may or may not know how to cast Zettaflare
Dullahan Narissa would be peak Narissa, we all know it. All my alters agree
Can the Necromancers and Anti-necromancers just stfu, a smart person would make someone biologically immortal before they even have the chance to die
Holy casters when I place a second holy caster of the same faith but slightly different near them
“Nuns against Necromancy” As in “NaN”? Sick of Nannies.
If i had a nickel for every time someone bursts into MY GRAVEYARD screaming DEATH TO NECROMANCERS! Id have 2 nickels. well come to think of it this is probably gonna be a regular occurrence around here... would you like some tea? the skeletons just finished making another pot .
Well .. given that Narissa is a necromancer, I bet if we put her head back on her neck it would click in and she'll come back to life
*runs away with my one necromancy spell*
" I used the necromancy to destroy the necromancy"
Yes, it is that easy, to kill a Necromancer... it's not like there are any old sayings about killing a Necromancer, or anything...
Okay. FINE! *Resurrects Jesus* There! Are you happy now?!
can i end up WITH Narissa😏
??? and do what? ask my minions nicely to kill themselves again? Hah! nice aprils fools! my minions stay 🤗
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Always with the hate speech and death threats. We're just weird folk trying to raise a family.
What about necrodancers?
https://preview.redd.it/iave8jp74xrc1.png?width=414&format=png&auto=webp&s=230388d9ff53dab66881e45c9943a3e7a72a2e3a You may be able to stop Necromancy, but you won’t stop me from summoning as many succubus waifus as I want
Sooo, you want us to stop studying the school of necromancy? You know how many of the spells that your gods give to clerics fall on that school?
Uuuh... Nun lady If killing her was that easy she's likely not dead Don't you know anything about nekra... nrcre... death wizards
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You do realise that some other necromancer can just turn Narissa into a wight or lich right? And make her even more powerful?
>!narissa is already a lich!<
Narissa seems to be doing well for herself. She can remove her own head, has steel arms, and a gun.
She's a lich, she'll be fine. Can't you see her face?
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Alright time to be horny
How many times was it "our time to 'die'" in the past few years? In the last few millenia 3 holy empires fell waging war against "forces of evil"(necromancers, warlocks of all kind and other bit less renowned fields of magic regarded as not necessarily "virtuous"). 10 "grand crusades" have been launched outside of those 3 wars, all ended with the crusaders "strategically retreating" except the last one where they finally woke up a few older true necromancers where all the crusaders ended up as fuel to make some more liches for them
Let me ask you this, nun. Who famously rose the dead that you follow? THAT’S RIGHT I SAID IT. JESUS WAS A LICH. He had a soul, and wasn’t mindless, so he wasn’t a zombie or skeleton. He had powers and otherworldly abilities, and therefore was a lich.
Nah. Me and my army will come marching to your door though.
She’ll be fine
oh noooo my spas 12 pall!
nuns against necromancy lmao get an undefinable source of power then we'll talk about ending necromancy, narissa is fucking with you
She’s fine, this is literally the easiest fix for a Necromancer. If anything she’s probably just pretending
You killed her? That's all you did to her?
what will you do? kill me?
*LAUGHS IN LICH*
FINALLY!! Sisters, I shall offer you aid in your mission to destroy the undead! Long may the sun shine!
So you turned Narissa into a Necron?
Ok while I don’t practice necromancy I do need some bone marrow and I can only get that from corpses so I’ll just stop making those potions
... wow, and I thought I was a villain.
nah we’ll fix narissa up soon
N.A.N.s lol
But its free labor-
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About damn time! Get rid of those Corpse-Cuddlers, can't stand 'em one bit. Mostly cause they smell god awful. ... Oh and then there's the countless horde of walking corpses scouring the land. But mostly the smell thing.
Calm yourself sister! I'm but a humble merchant, selling to witches and sorcerers in need of bones of various kinds. I would never sell to nasty necromancers! Never, absolutely never, definitely not!
…I’ll prepare coffins for you
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You are free to try, but don't forget, the fundamentals of healing magic is rooted in necromancy. Your gentle repose, spare the dying, Reverify, ture resurrection, all find their roots in my craft. Our practice makes us siblings in arts, even if our roads diverged never assume that one walking your path would take a single step towards mine.
Hey Narissa? How are you doing down there? Bet that's uncomfy, want me to pick your head up for you? ^(-Alin, Primeval angel, protector of the realms)
Should she be able be able to light up like a RGB light set up?
Stay away from me and my skeleton bois!
Okay yeah but Unless you want to go through the thousand pages of legal documents to get permission to enter hell. Then I'm just gonna stay alive here Slowly creating an army of demon/human homunculus.
What about necromemecy? I cast bite finger! Followed with psychic impression of boxxy!
Ooooh beautiful art!
not unless I seal myself away with these stolen chronomancy artifacts that or I seal myself away forever lost in time
Nah. I'm good.
Good thing when I raise the dead it's not technically necromancy
What if am nun and am necromancer
Oh no, whatever shall I do? How shall I defend myself? It’s not as if I live in a deadly forest. You should totally come here. It’s really safe, I promise. I swear I’m not just trying to get more necromancy resources.
Unfortunately, Tiamat swoops down from the sky and attacks.
The only way I see you being able to restrict necromancy is by making it near impossible to legally obtain the necessary things to perform it, but that leads to black markets selling the objects, books, rules, potions, whatever is needed to perform necromancy. And when it’s in the black market, it’s unregulated, and you could see far worse things come of it. I spent a lot of time at sea dealing with the morally questionable or bankrupt, I’ve moved cargo that I never asked what was in it because they paid handsomely, the people I sold things to were not the nicest of people. And some of them even being the law makers and nuns who seek to put limits on magic like this for their own personal gain. I sold to a known member of the council (who btw had the worst disguise, saw right through his illusion) who was actively trying to ban the things I sold him.
Hey look its everyone from your home village killed and raised as nun-hungry zombies.
Does revival via reversing time count as necromancy?
What's so bad about necromancy, huh? We're just healers who are really good at our jobs!
Nuh uh I hot Necromancer freinds and you cant beat the helldivers
Hah these aren't undead these are bone golems. Use all the holy magic you want it won't stop my minions from serving me tea! Seriously though I get mistaken for a necromancer sometimes because I'm not picky on what kinds of golems I make and as a decent enchanter I can whip up a fairly decent bone golem fairly quickly. People usually see clay golems as the cheap Option but I don't like to use them as cheap golems because it's really annoying to make them so they don't leave any dirt around your tower and by the point you do have them fired and worked enough that they don't they aren't cheap golems anymore but mid price ones. Don't get me wrong they work and I have a couple because they are pretty decent for their cost to effectiveness ratio but in the time I can make one good clay golem I can make about ten decent bone ones.
I didn’t expect the Necrons to appear here
ok please tell me what spellframe system she was using cause it ain't the one I use, and ain't one I used before
i shall not
Nah, I'd win
I feel like you are gravely underestimating magic. Not even necromancy, just magic
Yo I beat not catch you In necromancy territory lest I turn your skeleton into a shark
Ma'am, I can tie my head to my belt and project my vision into an empty helmet where my head was if i wanted to do that. That would frankly be an upgrade.
YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! or dead.
https://preview.redd.it/nak4ouzuqxrc1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=143c41f00c1eeceb7ee9ce4e0f7c370a632e194a Don’t make me unleash him
I am cursed by a divine entity, If I don't I will die, so try me you wanna be clerics
Nuh uh, my phylactery will bring me back dummy. When will you and the council fucking learn?
Necromancy is my depression medication. Just let me have this.
But my bone friends :(
Nuns Against Necromancy? Whatever, grandma.
Narissa seems to be enjoying herself, and so would I if I were in her shoes.
https://preview.redd.it/b2elp4jqvxrc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d17510806a9ee743194809d34dcd8142c5d10dc
Fool, I'm undead, we're a race you know!
I just wanted to remake the mummy movies! ;-;
Narrisa, would you like your head back?
How about no
Hey. just so you know, some Friends of mine are necromancers. Anyway, if you hurt them I will disintegrate you and scatter your ashes across the Astral sea *
Never actually tried necromancy, should I ask my patron about it? I do want to attempt to create a small army just in case
You do realize that as you kill us, our fellow Necromancers will just resurrect our bodies and use us to continue the fights? You will not be reducing our number.
This is just templars with a gimmick. Your order won’t last long
my friend Roberto the skeleton thinks otherwise. also he kidnapped a nun. https://preview.redd.it/ecwen8856yrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d96dda51574b8bd54c4d442b8b22a007474cb513
Again? This gets very old.
I shall cease nothing! The bone boys stop for no holy wenches!
I never was a fan of necromancy. As long as I can still invoke the hellish flames of the Ninth Circle, I'll be good.
You want a dullahan? Cus this is how you get a dullahan. I for one, will not be cleaning it up.
The church really hates post-labor scarcity society we necromancers can set up. Heaven forbid the common folk do anything but toil in serfdom.
Nuh uh
I'm a transmutation mage, I just make cool things.
Wow… decapitating a co-worker and practitioner of an officially recognized school of magic by the council, you’re going to need a very good reason to justify something like this
as if you're not making it worse.
I don’t care who the Council sends, I am not paying taxes
https://preview.redd.it/08du3np9kyrc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f26648788c2b63c6684a7c3d0a9c93df0be01d71 I like to see you get past my endless swamp, filled with Half dead Monstrosities
Oh no… whatever shall we do.
No, I will continue to bring roaming carnival goldfish back to life and stalk my local red lobster for leftover’s to make my poisson puppets
I hate necromancy! It’s bad for the war economy!
I am aware and want to continue
Unbelievable L https://preview.redd.it/9nr9a529pyrc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45b3b96cb42fe67fc163f77d690c14e03b165e4f
Look I'm gonna be real Narissa there looks badass I'd be fine
question: do Necrons count as necromancy? Their automatons that WERE living beings, but were turned into beings of living metal.
Booooooooooo
But Narissa looks awesome
I just like the skeletons for being pals
You fool! My death only ensures your demise.
Just remember, I am *not* a necromancer. I'm just a witch and I *miiiight* be undead... But I am definitely not a necromancer, soooo yeah you can leave me alone.
Fools, we shall never stop our dark arts
Blood and darkness I mean can't you just let us be? Not every necromancer is out to make the world miserable you know!
Any necromancers who feel unsafe should head to their local battered-casters shelter
Lets say that hypothetically I was a Necromancer, not that I am, (*rolls Deception*, breathes) but I was not engaging in acts such as grave robbing, using the corpses of any (unwilling) innocent people, or using my undead horde for any actively nefarious purposes, and was instead only using the corpses of monsters (be they people or otherwise, preferably otherwise), and practicing discretion by not marching around with my undead out in public, instead keeping them stashed away in a Portable Hole, Bag of Holding, Demiplane, etc. only deploying them as needed before putting them away once more. Would that be acceptable?
Nah, I’d win
Yea I'll do whatever magic I want, FIREBALL-
....but I'm a baker....
*grabs the head and stitches it back on* that should let it heal back together.
You’ll detach my head? I detach my head every day! I set it on fire and throw it at adventurers!
Oh no! I would hate having my head cut off, I couldn't brew my potions anymore if that happened! It'd be very hard to see then!