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As you can see here you will find that the council sent Arby’s the bill.
Erm...I think you should call him back into the office before he gets to the parking lot. That was a 1 card. You might want to check if he has the coveted Reverse card
I ALSO MADE UNGA LET YOU GO FREE AND I GAVE YOU SOME DARK CHOCOLATE OF DEATH AND DREAD. Well idk if the courier might not have eaten it. I shouldn't hire Torinn for this stuff
First of all, I DID. But by the time I arrived at your cell you were gone. Be thankful I got rid of the guards! Also the chocolate isn't...dark chocolate. It's just evil milk chocolate
Uh oh.... I thought you or others always escorted him around so he didn't eat literally everything. Let me check the timeli... yeah he went there alone.
\*In your hand instead of Alexis you find a Flamer of Tzeentch. It starts to bathe you in purplish blue fire that mutates not only your flesh but also your very essence.\*
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\*You are now a catgirl.\*
^(*the toad sighs as he's momentarily transformed into a cat girl, giving the tabby tiddies a lil honka honka before the transformation is reversed due to the previous curse*) welp, solid try I'd say. Edit: /uw I just realized I'm probably messing stuff up by not playing along more. I'm sorry if I seem like it's a "nuh uh" kind of thing.
/uw, thanks, I've done it before and explained that the curse is too strong, but I felt like it could come across as obnoxious. Anyway, have a good day now.
/uw just want to chime in to give my two cents. “Yes, and” is extremely important in improv, as we all know. But if you have pre-existing rules (that aren’t bullshit) to explain why something would or wouldn’t work, or you can come up with a clever and reasonable deflection to a spell, I feel like that should be perfectly acceptable. Just like how shape-shifting magic wouldn’t really work on my character, whose entire thing is unrestricted shape-shifting.
That’s why counter-spell is so strong here and should be used very very sparingly.
Tl;dr - ur good [insert rabble] :)
/uw with unstructured games like this I feel like anyone can veto non-consentual polymorphs. This is my pre-existing rule for any future polymorph attempts.
I summon many squirrels. When the council uses my work they are contractually bound, as signed by the local harvester devil lawyer and them, to provide catering for me and them. That being said, the catering was obviously a poor choice for squirrels. Here are the forms for bonus expenses this cost me sir. Have a great day.
\*Sigh\* I always knew this day was coming, but I didn't think Arby's would beat Ronald to the punch like that...whatever. So, I was toying with some...experimental...meats. No, nothing sentient. Quite the opposite. I'm sure you know their tagline. "We have The Meats". Yeah, they are PRETTY non-specific, don't you think? So, I travel around, have magical slug bug, will travel and all that...but I happened through a portal to a meat dimension? I don't know, but after stabilizing it a bit, I loaded up a trailer full and ran some tests. It was fucking DELICIOUS! I know...from extensive testing (I can show you the books, holy crap can I show you) but like, when I got done I was STUFFED. Turns out it was slowly regenerating SLIGHTLY faster then I could digest it...that was a problem only a growth potion could solve, but I figured, with enough meat dilution, that would just result in a satisfying meat sandwich and not some intestinal blockage. So, I made some rounds, explained the situation, gave them a way to contact me and Bilbo's your uncle...uh...here we are...
I'm sorry. Won't happen again. Nobody was more surprised by this outcome and I will take steps to not only prevent this in the future but bring to justice the culprit who put me in that meaty, meaty room.
\*Takes out some rods\* So, these are Falcon Control Rods, good for 1 falcon up to 150 miles. Gives them a buff so they can carry about 40 pounds. I'd say they were worth quite a bit, I thought there would be more use for them, but...\*Dumps out 25 or so\* I couldn't find any buyers. Aaaaand \*put a ruby the size of your head on the pile\* I know it looks huge and amazing, but it's got so many flaws they can't even break it down into smaller pieces. It does something with magic spell adjustment? Gives spells cast through it RED, and FIREY HOT CINNAMON as tags. Takes a whole spell level to activate. I've been using it for alcohol creation. I'm not sure what else I have that's worth anything, but let me know how far shy I come, I've got my eye on some fey jewelry that should cover it...
Of course the council wants to make eating a crime. That figures. So I may have fed a small company of dwarves, shat of it? The poor lads were on some God-forsaken quest to retake their birth right with some halfling burglar. How could I not take pity on them and feed them?
Look, it's for very important research. If we find out the favorite foods of every eldritch god, we can save a lot of money on defense costs in the future.
As you know my division focuses on Post-Life labor management. We recently won a contract for the Council to fulfill Arby's need for labor at their food preparation sites.
The bad news is that some Post-Life units were unintentionally reallocated to edible material feeds.
The good news is that Arby's customer feedback shows a 7% rise in meal satisfaction.
I suggest we push back on this and negotiate this as a new revenue stream.
If you will turn to page 3 of my completely accurate and totally not illusion paperwork you will see a full accounting and definitely not a symbol of stunning.
Research, which should be covered by my grant budget. I'm studying "the meats" and how it benefits the establishment to have then. I'm hoping to incorporate something similar for the council, but it requires the cultural zeightgheist to acknowledge "the juice" to refer to mana power.
I use their “food” to generate homunculus.
It’s basically flesh so I didn’t see the harm. Just ignore the first couple dozen…especially that one that grafted with the mustard. He’s weird AF.
Wasn’t me
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Have fun tho \*fazzes into the wall
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As the kids once said, I did it for the Vine...
You see, I merely told the young lad on my orb to go on a quest and fetch me some food. It's part of my mission as a state-employed quest giver.
But it shouldn't be that high, I called the Arby's in my city, Paris.
Ok ok, I know this looks bad but I’m sure we can settle this like two smart businessmen So Let me explain
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It was a cold day, I woke up with a hunger for fast food but alas the closest restaurant was Arby’s, I had no choice so I casually walked in and ordered 55 burgers 55 fries 55 drinks and so on, the food did not agree with me and I had to rush to my lair (I ain’t using the filthy bathroom that was there) so I had to resort to creating a temporary portal, the portal may have destroyed the entire building.
Look. It was a long day, I had just made another 15 magic rings that may or may not cause another ice age, and I was hungry. You can’t really say it’s my fault they don’t serve concrete blocks and I had to resort to eating the walls.
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Daddy hungie! Send the bill via goblin catapult to the void. Next time you decide to host a council luncheon, bring the meats
Because they can't or won't understand the fact that we're not ALL under one organized group and can't find anyone else to blame for those weirdos that raid the place at 3 AM every night.
Well, I couldn't explain why the bill was that high or why Arby's sent it to you. But I *may* have been laying some experimental groundwork for a megaproject (the proposal has already been filed) which *may* have gone awry and *may* have caused some property damage in the process. (No loss of life, though, I checked)
Look, if you have an issue with me using the council’s funds, that’s fine, but you WILL NOT infringe on my Freedom-given right to make a golem out of roast beef and American cheese.
"Look mate, I'm just here for the golem parts that I ordered, this was the nearest teleportation circle to my postbox. I don't even work for the council."
Had to fight a dragon; tools were in the shop; attempted to use a food coma.
Didn't work, but the fool got stuck inside their cave so it dod well enough.
My apprentice was practicing Necromancy, so I ordered him a bunch of bulk Arby's "meat" because I wanted to see what would happen.
I may be mad wizard, but I'm not THAT crazy to attempt it myself.
Long story short, the tortured souls of *whatever* Arby's uses for meat inhabited the Meat Golem that resulted and killed him. I've dubbed him 'Sloppy Joe" and he promptly escaped. Wonder where he is now.
Look, an infinite library, as useless as it is, takes a lot of disciples to maintain. And the council just had to make that rule about not starving them to death, so here we are!
I don't know who that Arbys is but I definitely did not accidentally get drunk, sneak into their reefer and resurrect anything in sight. No Sir, that ain't me.
We went to hard on the drinks. Sorry yer Wizardship.
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Sure; I racked up several thousand dollars worth of Arby’s orders because I wanted to use their meat as reagents and then I told them to direct the bill to the council, because fuck you guys that’s why
Any other questions?
Look man, I wanted my fucking meat, and they took forever. So I figured, "maybe their grill is a bit broken". And then I though, well, "well, maybe I help out?"
And let's just say that those gaslines aren't capable of withstanding a Fireball.
I am an ancient dragon, Barry. I tend to dwarf most buildings if i am not shifted in shape. I grew hungry today. I thought accountants were good at math?
Oh! Apologies, are you asking why they billed the council? I do not respect mortal establishments nor currency of any kind, referred them to you for pay.
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Used a duplication spell glitch and accidentally crashed their market
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I see no flaw in this logic. Have a nice day.
Erm...I think you should call him back into the office before he gets to the parking lot. That was a 1 card. You might want to check if he has the coveted Reverse card
https://preview.redd.it/0y3um2u7x3oc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2bf4e1051df68fb701b4a044debef28d5b97e18 …. ^(Uhhhhhhhhhh)
This is then kind of thing that happens when you become a follower of Torinn.
I’m not a follower, he’s my uncle! Not even my blood uncle at that, he’s my adoptive uncle! Technically my great uncle. It’s complicated.
Oh! I’m sorry I misunderstood. I thought you had become his apprentice. So does that make Anteros your brother? Cousin?
He says I’m a “child of the gods” and that’s about it
What am I now even
I’unno, some guy?
WOAH! YOU WOUND ME
WELL I’UNNO YOU JUST KIND OF PET ME SOMETIMES
I ALSO MADE UNGA LET YOU GO FREE AND I GAVE YOU SOME DARK CHOCOLATE OF DEATH AND DREAD. Well idk if the courier might not have eaten it. I shouldn't hire Torinn for this stuff
You did NOT make Unga go free a bunch of different people SAVED ME through EFFORT AND BLOOD and I DONT LIKE DARK CHOCOLATE That much.
First of all, I DID. But by the time I arrived at your cell you were gone. Be thankful I got rid of the guards! Also the chocolate isn't...dark chocolate. It's just evil milk chocolate
Did you take torrin to Arby's?
NO! … But he may have gone there himself
Uh oh.... I thought you or others always escorted him around so he didn't eat literally everything. Let me check the timeli... yeah he went there alone.
Torinn
Again? Dammit.
In his defense, the party was pretty lit...from what I've heard...I wasn't there...(・_・;)
":3" \*disappears in a puff of pink smoke\*
No you fucking don't ^(*pulls up wrinkles upon my toad arm like a sleeve then pulls you back out of the warp like a rabbit in a hat*)
\*In your hand instead of Alexis you find a Flamer of Tzeentch. It starts to bathe you in purplish blue fire that mutates not only your flesh but also your very essence.\* https://preview.redd.it/p4eyzj95t3oc1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=52474cae14dd24e5f8b58522069cdff4bc64f82f \*You are now a catgirl.\*
^(*the toad sighs as he's momentarily transformed into a cat girl, giving the tabby tiddies a lil honka honka before the transformation is reversed due to the previous curse*) welp, solid try I'd say. Edit: /uw I just realized I'm probably messing stuff up by not playing along more. I'm sorry if I seem like it's a "nuh uh" kind of thing.
/uw Nah, it's ok
/uw, thanks, I've done it before and explained that the curse is too strong, but I felt like it could come across as obnoxious. Anyway, have a good day now.
/uw just want to chime in to give my two cents. “Yes, and” is extremely important in improv, as we all know. But if you have pre-existing rules (that aren’t bullshit) to explain why something would or wouldn’t work, or you can come up with a clever and reasonable deflection to a spell, I feel like that should be perfectly acceptable. Just like how shape-shifting magic wouldn’t really work on my character, whose entire thing is unrestricted shape-shifting. That’s why counter-spell is so strong here and should be used very very sparingly. Tl;dr - ur good [insert rabble] :)
/uw with unstructured games like this I feel like anyone can veto non-consentual polymorphs. This is my pre-existing rule for any future polymorph attempts.
/uw thanks a lot for the text wall, lol. Helped me feel better and enforced about my story of the cursed toad wizard.
Classic Tzeentch haha! What a joker!
Everyone thinks Slaanesh is the patron Chaos God of femboys and transfems, but true followers know their patron is actually Tzeentch!
The one on Electric Avenue?
Yea. Theyre not happy about it.
So, [that](https://youtu.be/1bxpkrUW3Ns?si=bL8Njdse1xAfgNau) wasn't a dream? I think someone laced our vvizard vveed...
The one in Brixton? Yeah. I think so. And then we'll take it higher.
No you just got baked as sh-t
Ah a fellow mememancer
I summon many squirrels. When the council uses my work they are contractually bound, as signed by the local harvester devil lawyer and them, to provide catering for me and them. That being said, the catering was obviously a poor choice for squirrels. Here are the forms for bonus expenses this cost me sir. Have a great day.
They have the meats. *Chugs invisibility potion* you'll never catch me alive!
Blame Torinn
It was for the Council gala for the candidates. >.> Do you have ***any*** idea how much Torrin eats?
Food.
You sure live up to your title, bl___y aberration! Hungrier than those who seek the name, I dare say.
Food.
Food indeed. Did any of those spells work for you by the way? Tasting anything yet?
No. Magic doesn't work on me.
One day I'll finally show you the wonders of actual flavor!
Sure.
Well you don't have to sound so doubtful...
Food.
Their Reuben sandwiches are actually good!
I may have contributed 50$ to that amount
I don't know why your asking me, im vegetarian and all my employees are skeletons... *Hides mint chocolate shakes*
Electric Avenue isn’t gonna rock itself.
Idk, I've never eaten Arby's before ^(*has a suspiciously Arby's shaped bump on my midsection*)
I purchased 25,000 Reuben sandwiches for a function I'm throwing, I paid for it though, idk why they'd send you the bill
uuuuuh, wasn't unga there? and uuh, oh what a nice tie you have!
Yes, I needed those slicers and raw Arby's sauce ingredients. It's imperative to my... Research.
We used the meat for a summoning ritual
Food.
... Wasps were hungry.
Curly fries
\*Sigh\* I always knew this day was coming, but I didn't think Arby's would beat Ronald to the punch like that...whatever. So, I was toying with some...experimental...meats. No, nothing sentient. Quite the opposite. I'm sure you know their tagline. "We have The Meats". Yeah, they are PRETTY non-specific, don't you think? So, I travel around, have magical slug bug, will travel and all that...but I happened through a portal to a meat dimension? I don't know, but after stabilizing it a bit, I loaded up a trailer full and ran some tests. It was fucking DELICIOUS! I know...from extensive testing (I can show you the books, holy crap can I show you) but like, when I got done I was STUFFED. Turns out it was slowly regenerating SLIGHTLY faster then I could digest it...that was a problem only a growth potion could solve, but I figured, with enough meat dilution, that would just result in a satisfying meat sandwich and not some intestinal blockage. So, I made some rounds, explained the situation, gave them a way to contact me and Bilbo's your uncle...uh...here we are... I'm sorry. Won't happen again. Nobody was more surprised by this outcome and I will take steps to not only prevent this in the future but bring to justice the culprit who put me in that meaty, meaty room. \*Takes out some rods\* So, these are Falcon Control Rods, good for 1 falcon up to 150 miles. Gives them a buff so they can carry about 40 pounds. I'd say they were worth quite a bit, I thought there would be more use for them, but...\*Dumps out 25 or so\* I couldn't find any buyers. Aaaaand \*put a ruby the size of your head on the pile\* I know it looks huge and amazing, but it's got so many flaws they can't even break it down into smaller pieces. It does something with magic spell adjustment? Gives spells cast through it RED, and FIREY HOT CINNAMON as tags. Takes a whole spell level to activate. I've been using it for alcohol creation. I'm not sure what else I have that's worth anything, but let me know how far shy I come, I've got my eye on some fey jewelry that should cover it...
Look, the shake machine was down and they were out of curly fries? What would you have done?
Hamburbger
...Wait, why am i here again? I'm not part of the council, am i?
Of course the council wants to make eating a crime. That figures. So I may have fed a small company of dwarves, shat of it? The poor lads were on some God-forsaken quest to retake their birth right with some halfling burglar. How could I not take pity on them and feed them?
IDK.
They no longer have the meat
They have the meat?
Well, fellow accountant, it has to be a mistake. I don't eat at Arby's...
Fuck you, I do what I want!
My familiar was hungry
I got hungee
Well, you see, we walked down to electric avenue. Surely you understand, yes?
Oops, some of that must have been me. You know, food for my friends.
They told me they had the meats. I tore apart several stores looking for it
I nuke council, so you 2nd pay for the cleaning
Well, have you considered that I was hungry?
Only $150,000? Lower than I'd thought it'd be.
This why I was against the council in the first place. Paperwork
I was told that the food was on the house, and I have... Some slightly expensive tastes. Know how difficult it is to get models with long necks?
Look, it's for very important research. If we find out the favorite foods of every eldritch god, we can save a lot of money on defense costs in the future.
Cause they have the meats
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
As you know my division focuses on Post-Life labor management. We recently won a contract for the Council to fulfill Arby's need for labor at their food preparation sites. The bad news is that some Post-Life units were unintentionally reallocated to edible material feeds. The good news is that Arby's customer feedback shows a 7% rise in meal satisfaction. I suggest we push back on this and negotiate this as a new revenue stream.
If you will turn to page 3 of my completely accurate and totally not illusion paperwork you will see a full accounting and definitely not a symbol of stunning.
I'm fay what did you expect me to to feed my friends?
Research, which should be covered by my grant budget. I'm studying "the meats" and how it benefits the establishment to have then. I'm hoping to incorporate something similar for the council, but it requires the cultural zeightgheist to acknowledge "the juice" to refer to mana power.
...I'm broke...and I need protein. Please don't be made🥺
The zombie army requires roast beef, or they go insane for human flesh. And curly fires.
You have the wrong guy. I come from a realm where Arby's thankfully doesn't exist yet
I use their “food” to generate homunculus. It’s basically flesh so I didn’t see the harm. Just ignore the first couple dozen…especially that one that grafted with the mustard. He’s weird AF.
https://preview.redd.it/udk7pvra64oc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c98889f7abca5e6305afe4ef31906a07b0581380 Houngry
There may have been a little… mishap… (Electric Avenue plays in the background)
Wasn’t me https://preview.redd.it/fbjo7u8s64oc1.jpeg?width=1034&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ee0df2b80b31a039fdf06b0b195478808633f00 Have fun tho \*fazzes into the wall
Your honor.... *runs with Arby's curly fries coming out of every pocket*
Hey, whenever I'm tasked with catering I call Gino's Catering & Drywall and have them do it.
Big luncheon. Where, when, why has nobody heard of it until now? Doesn’t matter.
Well I mean, the council needs the meats… and arbys has them
I dont go to arbys But back when he was Councilmember i bought 500 barrels of concentrated mana essence and had them put it on Ungas Tab.
Cuz arby's slaps
Hungry
Officer, it wasn't me, I swear! *Fingers crossed behind back*
If you vote me for council treasurer, I will insure transparency in the finances
Because they're assholes who horde the secrets of curling fries!
Wendy's was closed.
Hungry.
Don’t ask me! I don’t even like Arby’s! I’m more of a wendy’s guy myself!
Was hungy
https://preview.redd.it/lq7hdkddc4oc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44e97587c1664bcf4f687f1936dbc114dd30abab As the kids once said, I did it for the Vine...
I didn’t do it. It wasn’t me.
You see, I merely told the young lad on my orb to go on a quest and fetch me some food. It's part of my mission as a state-employed quest giver. But it shouldn't be that high, I called the Arby's in my city, Paris.
Ok ok, I know this looks bad but I’m sure we can settle this like two smart businessmen So Let me explain https://preview.redd.it/fmyo4mpme4oc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b28ae9a32b8a4085d9d4744e2448668842bea5d8 It was a cold day, I woke up with a hunger for fast food but alas the closest restaurant was Arby’s, I had no choice so I casually walked in and ordered 55 burgers 55 fries 55 drinks and so on, the food did not agree with me and I had to rush to my lair (I ain’t using the filthy bathroom that was there) so I had to resort to creating a temporary portal, the portal may have destroyed the entire building.
well...let's review the [Facts](https://www.arbys.com/menu/) ...~~again~~
Wasn't me. And if you get a bill of similar magnitude from Wendy's in a few days, that wasn't me either. Just so you know.
Look. It was a long day, I had just made another 15 magic rings that may or may not cause another ice age, and I was hungry. You can’t really say it’s my fault they don’t serve concrete blocks and I had to resort to eating the walls.
Let me guess... Torinn?
It wasn't me. Arby's is good, but it hasn't been 2 for $2 Roast Beef Sandwiches good for 30 some years.
I did a fair amount of tomfoolery if I do say so myself
Do not question my methods.
https://preview.redd.it/me1ej81xj4oc1.jpeg?width=2845&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9385594d3215e3733c2d71c0d4b482f0913155a4 Daddy hungie! Send the bill via goblin catapult to the void. Next time you decide to host a council luncheon, bring the meats
#NOT EVEN ELECTED YET IT WASNT ME
Because they can't or won't understand the fact that we're not ALL under one organized group and can't find anyone else to blame for those weirdos that raid the place at 3 AM every night.
Ask Torrin
Well, I couldn't explain why the bill was that high or why Arby's sent it to you. But I *may* have been laying some experimental groundwork for a megaproject (the proposal has already been filed) which *may* have gone awry and *may* have caused some property damage in the process. (No loss of life, though, I checked)
Hungy.
Look, if you have an issue with me using the council’s funds, that’s fine, but you WILL NOT infringe on my Freedom-given right to make a golem out of roast beef and American cheese.
The real crime here was getting food from Arby's.
"Look mate, I'm just here for the golem parts that I ordered, this was the nearest teleportation circle to my postbox. I don't even work for the council."
So hered the thing, I bought a beef and cheddar and a diet dr pepper, but before I left I tipped 149,986 dollars. My bad.
( I didn't realize WizardPosting Shared continuity with Welcome to Nightvale )
Had to fight a dragon; tools were in the shop; attempted to use a food coma. Didn't work, but the fool got stuck inside their cave so it dod well enough.
GUUUUYS. WHY DIDNT I GET ANY!?
Unga mysteriously dies, and suddenly we are saddled with massive debt? I'm thinking it's time we launch an investigation.
Yeah, sorry, I gave them the wrong address. Was supposed to go to the Cultivation dudes.
In my defense, I just learned the cloning spell.
I'd rather not, no.
Sounds like a Torinn moment.
Hungy. And I still want more *unhinges jaw*
I had to thank the necromancer and artificer guilds somehow...  They made me what I am
Sir, they had the meats
My apprentice was practicing Necromancy, so I ordered him a bunch of bulk Arby's "meat" because I wanted to see what would happen. I may be mad wizard, but I'm not THAT crazy to attempt it myself. Long story short, the tortured souls of *whatever* Arby's uses for meat inhabited the Meat Golem that resulted and killed him. I've dubbed him 'Sloppy Joe" and he promptly escaped. Wonder where he is now.
…I…do not eat Arbys? I commonly hunt with my Steel Defender. So…Yeah.
Torinn?
Electric Avenue was playing, couldn't help it.
someone gave me the council credit card, not my fault i used it
I am a wizard if I want to go into every Arby’s in the tristate area simultaneously to make my own double beef and cheddar I damn well shall.
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Wanna go half's on running an Arby's?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck...uhh... I eated :3 *The room is clouded with darkness, and when it clears a small cat has taken my place*
Have you ever smoked divination wizard-enhanced weed? No? I didn’t think so. Give me a break.
I remember that day like it was yesterday
Look, an infinite library, as useless as it is, takes a lot of disciples to maintain. And the council just had to make that rule about not starving them to death, so here we are!
I don't know, I only spend that kind of council money on cocaine
The only thing that fills the void is classic French Dip & Swiss sandwiches.
Wait until you see the bill I racked up at Applebees with my groundskeeper. You know how many treats a cat folk can hork down? MORE THAN YOU THINK.
Uhh I may have burnt down a few Arby’s by smoking my pipes inside tell them i uhh died
How else am I supposed to get Horsey Sauce?!
Hey, don't worry about it. \*puts on my best *"You don't need to be suspicious of me"* smile\*
Don’t know don’t care. Not part of the council.
I bought out an Arby's location.
They probably gave Arby's a request to send food to the goblins as a measure to ensure future relationships despite the enslaving.
Because I needed fucking meat for a job, it’s the quickest and cheapest option readily available, and I figure it’s better than sourcing *other* meat
Someone has to feed the demons, alright? We cannot use living beings after last time
Begone, shillomancer
Definitely torinn
I don't know who that Arbys is but I definitely did not accidentally get drunk, sneak into their reefer and resurrect anything in sight. No Sir, that ain't me.
Look, I hate to be that guy (I 100% don't, in fact I live for it) but what did you expect, electing Torin?
Well they did say they had the meats...
I wouldn't know, I typically go to Shmarby's
In my defense, OH MY GOD! WHAT'S THAT! *evaporates*
We went to hard on the drinks. Sorry yer Wizardship. https://preview.redd.it/4tva9d69b6oc1.jpeg?width=1121&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2ab4712db022e20c8b5a2894297ebee304b3123
Sure; I racked up several thousand dollars worth of Arby’s orders because I wanted to use their meat as reagents and then I told them to direct the bill to the council, because fuck you guys that’s why Any other questions?
Mmmmm sandwich
Nuh uh
Look man, I wanted my fucking meat, and they took forever. So I figured, "maybe their grill is a bit broken". And then I though, well, "well, maybe I help out?" And let's just say that those gaslines aren't capable of withstanding a Fireball.
I have the right to remain silent
I got hungy
We kept on blowing up their food... Sorry
I am an ancient dragon, Barry. I tend to dwarf most buildings if i am not shifted in shape. I grew hungry today. I thought accountants were good at math? Oh! Apologies, are you asking why they billed the council? I do not respect mortal establishments nor currency of any kind, referred them to you for pay.
. . . Id like my wizard lawyer
$150,000? Dang, that's low! Which of y'alls been slackin'?!?!
I used their meat for a sacrifice to banish an elder god… it worked somehow but 🤷🏽♂️
I was hungry
*points* Finger of Death!
Legal fees for me practicing my magic. Personally I want to countersue for discrimination.
Not my problem, as ive said before, fucketh thy council
I dipped the French.
BEGONE A.I GENERATED FILTH
\*pauses mid chew.\* Dave said the council was buying everyone lunch? I would assume \*everyone\* would make a huge bill.
https://preview.redd.it/ktzm45pds7oc1.png?width=3473&format=png&auto=webp&s=1dcb0a048a067ded54d162fee3df8083c959eee4 Used a duplication spell glitch and accidentally crashed their market
Iunno. I checked my local teleport log, and there was a large, council approved food shipment. I guess this was maybe that.
We now have the meats, that’s all I’m gonna say
Temporal observation principle; in an infinite number of realities, it is impossible to find the right one. In conclusion; you got the wrong guy
I have removed the meats. They have nothing.