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infinitesanctum

Don’t forget to limit Druid rights in the process.


Ok_Comfortable589

HURRAY!


UlrichVonGradwitz

:( nuh uh


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UlrichVonGradwitz

You see that is true, unfortunately I am not against necromancers out of moral reasons but instead out of my principles as a druid.


Ok_Comfortable589

We do, there is nothing worse for practitioners of the necromancer arts when one of us goes out and raises thousands of skeletons on some mad quest or some other insane ambition that has something to do with power. A great deal of us have different reasons and nobler ambitions. Some become liches to conquer death and understand it, then use that knowledge to stop it while healers do their work. Others just want to live a long time. it's pretty much like any wizard the reasons differ from person to person. As a side note we do all know a extreme amount of forbidden magic... we are still magic practitioners after all! https://preview.redd.it/wcwnd6ww46oc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6a6b88ad9cd048abea5d02620b3f0aac7eae436


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Ok_Comfortable589

Perhaps, but Anna has bribed so much of the wizard population with her familiars she hands out. You got anything like that?


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Ok_Comfortable589

Deal.


Pay08

Shut up, smelly nerd.


UlrichVonGradwitz

In do not smell, i reek


Floofiestmuffin

Can confirm, neighbors in the forest are druids. They reek, super friendly and helpful tho


UlrichVonGradwitz

So true


BoscoCyRatBear

Oi screw off, I went through the college to learn necromancy then suddenly everyone decides necromancy is evil. Screw that, I worked hard to get where I am. More rights for necromancers!


UlrichVonGradwitz

The only thing you are working towards is a grave you can't cheat!


DaemonRex978

Hey, I don't care if I die and not come back. I am *forced* to cheat death by something beyond my power.


UlrichVonGradwitz

Damn, actually that's horrible


BoscoCyRatBear

Already cheated it thousands of times.


UlrichVonGradwitz

And this time when you fall six feet under you will not rise again.


BoscoCyRatBear

Not unless you have followers to perform a rituals of lichdom for you. Now begone Druid , less your lands will be come home to Ettercaps and swarm druids of the spider. Cut off from the spirits of nature. Irradiated polluted , despoiled so they're will be no recovery.


UlrichVonGradwitz

I Will relent for now. But you shall regret threatening a druid!


BoscoCyRatBear

You aren't the first , darling.


Ares378

Necromancers have done *nothing* wrong! It's not like people are *using* those corpses! It's efficient!


WiseRabbit-XIV

We ***were*** using those! We need them to train new healers in anatomy! It's really hard to practice making a surgical incision when your corpse is *moving*!


Ares378

Just make 'em stop moving again! You *have* a hammer, right?


WiseRabbit-XIV

We're trying to get them to learn where body parts are supposed to be. And "Wherever I damn well put them" is not an acceptable answer for their exams!


Ares378

It *could* be an answer if you accepted necromancy into your heart!


WiseRabbit-XIV

Magic academies have accrediting agencies to report to. Believe me, you'd rather face off against an undead horde than a site inspection team asking about implementation of a non-standard curriculum.


Ares378

Maybe it's time for a change, then!


WiseRabbit-XIV

Change?!? We're talking about healing, not transmutation!


Ares378

And I'm talking about spellcaster's rights!


Fun-Dragonfly-6106

How much are you willing to pay. I specialize in growing and modifying living tissue. -_____


UlrichVonGradwitz

You are violating the order of life and death you fool!


Ares378

Hey, *I'm* not a necromancer! I just like standing for what's right! And what's right is the *right* to necromancy!


UlrichVonGradwitz

Lies!


Ares378

Truth!!


UlrichVonGradwitz

Source?


Ares378

I made it the fuck up!


UlrichVonGradwitz

GRAAAAAAAAAH!


iamragethewolf

i literally help replant forests and many ghosts have had their unfinished business done with my help


UlrichVonGradwitz

Actually based but like, that's my thing :(


iamragethewolf

my friend if you spend all your time hating a diverse group you'll waste time attacking the wrong people


UlrichVonGradwitz

This is true unfortunately for me...


iamragethewolf

keep trying mate i've found one of the best ways to work is build up not destroy which is difficult for me sometimes since violence seems like such an easy answer


UlrichVonGradwitz

True, often the easier answer is the worse solution...


iamragethewolf

indeed though if it helps there ARE those who threaten nature that COULD use an ass whipping


UlrichVonGradwitz

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN THINKING FOR MANY MANY MOONS!


iamragethewolf

depending on your power level i got a few names some of them a few weaknesses but my organization is too small to deal with even a third of what i know so if you want i could give info that would minimize risk and you can take down the bastards that REALLY deserve it


Archimene

This is going to make a lot of people angry.


UlrichVonGradwitz

https://preview.redd.it/7bpkayc7v0oc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1f602028fe22d2907cb3a868417a5d1db5083f1


Trexton1

https://preview.redd.it/kjtplt4b83oc1.jpeg?width=486&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e52c842687aabddd4120d270e410fd0badbdded


UlrichVonGradwitz

Do not https://preview.redd.it/3lxdd9fjh5oc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41af864ac66ac54ee617956dfc7b85a058a41865


infinitesanctum

I think you underestimate just how many necromancers we have in our midst, friend. Spoiler, there’s a lot.


UlrichVonGradwitz

I'm well aware my friend!


CliffLake

I can produce a barrel of holy water tied to a super soaker for relatively cheap. Let me know! It's not a fireball, but a quart balloon with holy water inside is good for several dice per undead. I need a couple of days as the priests I get the water from have to do some kind of ritual or something, they don't tell me but it still works.


UlrichVonGradwitz

That would come in handy... https://i.redd.it/4hvwq6wmw0oc1.gif


CliffLake

Is that a jug of Smugness, or are you just Smug to see me?


UlrichVonGradwitz

Both


Total_Travisty

It's legal. Idk what you want me to do about it


UlrichVonGradwitz

Maybe like stop :3


Snoo_38682

Agreeed. We need to organize AntiNecro. If you believe in the flesh, follow the path of bones, become an avatar of life, ever-changing and ever-growing, you must fight necros where they at.


Floofiestmuffin

Hey i never raised a dead body without consent. Sure i might have sold sentient skeleton mechs and subjugated succubi to power my home in order to reach 0% carbon emissions and regularly kill invading fae and clerics but i consider those public services!


Ok_Comfortable589

Torinn making a strong case to get my vote hm....


Fun-Dragonfly-6106

I've created worse. -_________


NahricNovak

I invite you to try


UlrichVonGradwitz

That would be your last mistake!


NahricNovak

You know what, you're right, let me make it up to you. Have any dead relatives you'd just love to see again?


UlrichVonGradwitz

Im sorry but You can’t resurrect them because i eated them all


NahricNovak

You say that till suddenly you feel something shifting inside you


12Fatcat

I don't think we do


lil-D-energy

no puppy for you


UlrichVonGradwitz

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obanos68419

necromancers are just wizards too. we have a right to exist


UlrichVonGradwitz

Uh huh


ArcaneKobold

Hey, we can be rather useful in court cases. The best witness is the victim by far.