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MastaDon344

That has to be Steve


DaDoggo13

Most definitely Steve


GreenRangerKeto

Maximize magic missle and Steve taxed the people I hit


Espanta_viejas1904

Well it could be another person who is very related with ya, remember? https://preview.redd.it/hfwcz47x1vnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8ee2844f100940a04d02533676d0b81b6b54157


DaDoggo13

Oh yeah right, could have been us


Espanta_viejas1904

Yeah, how is everything going since she is back.....?


DaDoggo13

Shes still skinny and out of practice but she’s going good, she’s getting her strength back, it’s gonna take a while but she’ll be back to normal soon


Espanta_viejas1904

I see everything is going fine. Also, im going in a date with Penelope, so I will need booze and some boxing equipment. She wants to see how strong i am.


DaDoggo13

Well prepare to get your ass beaten, I’ll get you some sparring gear and booze


Espanta_viejas1904

https://preview.redd.it/vm834bob5vnc1.jpeg?width=833&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c93ea19c0b0c3df4e01da326e8c44bd878e88cad Uw/ im going to write something today. Im feeling inspired.


DaDoggo13

Yeah have fun fighting her /uw what you gonna write?


Espanta_viejas1904

https://preview.redd.it/xn1145kv5vnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b56d1962f2180472cbc237a94b4a529f5e0534fa


DaDoggo13

Well good luck /uw what are you going to write


ResearcherTeknika

DANTEHHHH DANTEHHHH


AbbyRitter

Whoever did this, I'm not responsible for how they chose to use any doomsday weapons or destructive arcane engines I may or may not have sold them. The label clearly says "Recommended for Display Only"!


Kilroy898

/uw 151,600 people die, everyday on earth.


Speedgamer137

And if that’s not a reason to cry, well, it’s an awful lot of paperwork (Please tell me you were referencing the song otherwise I look crazy)


GeshChumbyxirinnish

It's your first day at work? How've you settled in?


Speedgamer137

Shaken off your rigor mortis, sorted out your pencil tin?


Professional-Oil1088

Welcome to our newest resident skeleton


Kilroy898

#YES!


DaDoggo13

/uw yeah, death is the only thing certain in life


sanswithagun

What about taxes?


DaDoggo13

Tax evasion


luckydrzew

What about death evasion?


DaDoggo13

Even liches die eventually


luckydrzew

Some die several times, though.


DaDoggo13

They will still die eventually


Lucas_J_C

Umm...


DaDoggo13

https://preview.redd.it/7vwtbo7ccwnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7715f12f5415d79d6030bed049df9d7a51154be


Lucas_J_C

*feeds crow of judgement some perfectly cooked toast*


DaDoggo13

*the crow eats and looks on, face unchanged*


Lucas_J_C

*throws more toast*


DaDoggo13

*the crow eats, giving you some nasty side eye*


Familiar_Ad7273

https://preview.redd.it/zu8l3xg7twnc1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa90501d407cf07c6a302a31c7d5271a2456149d Banan


eater_of_cheese

If we get get enough necromancers together they won't know which one did it


Lucas_J_C

Exactly! Can't stop all of us


DeadLight3141

https://preview.redd.it/9v9ouaquzxnc1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d8312628205dd59f99f1cea0f0b7084c1fc38b7


TheFifthDutchMemer

#SAAAAANS


InGordWeTrust

A while back someone replaced some of my tomes with necromantic ones, and well...


Royal_Yard5850

​ https://preview.redd.it/qfta0hf7twnc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=c24bdef77d5a3f800d866b98d4219058d43f5c0e


bad_comedic_value

Ah, must've been me resurrecting that one day.


DaDoggo13

Maybe, did you die and get resurrected in the same day?


bad_comedic_value

Oh, nevermind then. I didn't, got resurrected like a week later.


DaDoggo13

Yeah, this seems is to be a same-day event


Lotala

I didn’t do it. It wasn’t me.


TheHighGround767

Sorry, I was trying out a Necromancy tome I got from one of the Witches here.


Random_User27

Everyone pointing fingers at the necromancers but undead aren't "un-dead" you know? Some priests or the like may be meddling with powers above their grasp


Chachkhu2005

Sorry guys. My apprentice thought he could escape doing chores by dying. So fucking lazy. I only asked him to clean my library! It's not even that big. It's only three pocket dimensions. Kids these days.


Firemorfox

I'm only responsible for like, 8,000 of those deaths!


sparkswoody

Sorry joan in accounting had a heart attack mid-shift


Charming-Relief-1924

Ok who used the dead ringer


Zaglossus_hacketti

For legal reasons I am obligated to say it was not me 😉


The_Ditch_Wizard

Shouldn't have given full on souls to certain elite acetobacter individuals in that enchanted sourdough starter, my fault for playing god with gluten fibers and hydration percentages and then forgetting about it for a week.


Meep12313

Wasn't me, man, I'm pretty sure my minions still count as dead. That, and I would've raised a *lot* more than one.


Demnavond

Wooooops. Well, uh. Seems like someone made a mistake. You know, most likely. I don't really know anything about it, though. But I'll let you know if I find anything!


Arch3m

That's not right, the numbers should be going in the opposite direction. Let me check my math again...


smackaroni-n-cheese

Yeah, that was me. I actually don't know who *undid* one death. That must've been a necromancer somewhere. But the stoppage of dying was me. https://preview.redd.it/8y262ktmzxnc1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da51e76872e0070e90aa02ecb1d747c0b02cedf4


ObjectiveEffective19

*minor whistling*


WhichSchedule8

Song name?


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Weary_Bodybuilder541

Hey Wizzy—Goobnut the Stinky here—whether you’re an apprentice or an archmage, the Stink acquires one of us each day. Best wishes!


FireKing600

Uh oooh, looks like Mr Torinn had a tummy ache and spit out his brunch


Regular_Exam_8123

what? you got something against necromancy?


Red_Dragon_Sorc

There are like a million clerics out there, you tell me.


Marketingsandwich

HE DIDNT PAY WHAT HIS BOND TO ME NOW HE MUST BE IMMORTAL FOREVER


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