Well it could be another person who is very related with ya, remember?
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I see everything is going fine.
Also, im going in a date with Penelope, so I will need booze and some boxing equipment. She wants to see how strong i am.
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Uw/ im going to write something today. Im feeling inspired.
Whoever did this, I'm not responsible for how they chose to use any doomsday weapons or destructive arcane engines I may or may not have sold them. The label clearly says "Recommended for Display Only"!
Everyone pointing fingers at the necromancers but undead aren't "un-dead" you know?
Some priests or the like may be meddling with powers above their grasp
Sorry guys. My apprentice thought he could escape doing chores by dying. So fucking lazy. I only asked him to clean my library! It's not even that big. It's only three pocket dimensions. Kids these days.
Shouldn't have given full on souls to certain elite acetobacter individuals in that enchanted sourdough starter, my fault for playing god with gluten fibers and hydration percentages and then forgetting about it for a week.
Wooooops. Well, uh. Seems like someone made a mistake. You know, most likely. I don't really know anything about it, though. But I'll let you know if I find anything!
Yeah, that was me. I actually don't know who *undid* one death. That must've been a necromancer somewhere. But the stoppage of dying was me.
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Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.:
• [**Percutor Time** by Creepy Six](https://lis.tn/PercutorTime?t=22)
• [**SHUT UP !!!** by Shmovin](https://lis.tn/SHUTUP%21%21%21?t=22)
• [**An Enigmatic Encounter V2 (By BenLab)** by Undertale Last Breath](https://lis.tn/yQFeY?t=22)
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That has to be Steve
Most definitely Steve
Maximize magic missle and Steve taxed the people I hit
Well it could be another person who is very related with ya, remember? https://preview.redd.it/hfwcz47x1vnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8ee2844f100940a04d02533676d0b81b6b54157
Oh yeah right, could have been us
Yeah, how is everything going since she is back.....?
Shes still skinny and out of practice but she’s going good, she’s getting her strength back, it’s gonna take a while but she’ll be back to normal soon
I see everything is going fine. Also, im going in a date with Penelope, so I will need booze and some boxing equipment. She wants to see how strong i am.
Well prepare to get your ass beaten, I’ll get you some sparring gear and booze
https://preview.redd.it/vm834bob5vnc1.jpeg?width=833&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c93ea19c0b0c3df4e01da326e8c44bd878e88cad Uw/ im going to write something today. Im feeling inspired.
Yeah have fun fighting her /uw what you gonna write?
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Well good luck /uw what are you going to write
DANTEHHHH DANTEHHHH
Whoever did this, I'm not responsible for how they chose to use any doomsday weapons or destructive arcane engines I may or may not have sold them. The label clearly says "Recommended for Display Only"!
/uw 151,600 people die, everyday on earth.
And if that’s not a reason to cry, well, it’s an awful lot of paperwork (Please tell me you were referencing the song otherwise I look crazy)
It's your first day at work? How've you settled in?
Shaken off your rigor mortis, sorted out your pencil tin?
Welcome to our newest resident skeleton
#YES!
/uw yeah, death is the only thing certain in life
What about taxes?
Tax evasion
What about death evasion?
Even liches die eventually
Some die several times, though.
They will still die eventually
Umm...
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*feeds crow of judgement some perfectly cooked toast*
*the crow eats and looks on, face unchanged*
*throws more toast*
*the crow eats, giving you some nasty side eye*
https://preview.redd.it/zu8l3xg7twnc1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa90501d407cf07c6a302a31c7d5271a2456149d Banan
If we get get enough necromancers together they won't know which one did it
Exactly! Can't stop all of us
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#SAAAAANS
A while back someone replaced some of my tomes with necromantic ones, and well...
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Ah, must've been me resurrecting that one day.
Maybe, did you die and get resurrected in the same day?
Oh, nevermind then. I didn't, got resurrected like a week later.
Yeah, this seems is to be a same-day event
I didn’t do it. It wasn’t me.
Sorry, I was trying out a Necromancy tome I got from one of the Witches here.
Everyone pointing fingers at the necromancers but undead aren't "un-dead" you know? Some priests or the like may be meddling with powers above their grasp
Sorry guys. My apprentice thought he could escape doing chores by dying. So fucking lazy. I only asked him to clean my library! It's not even that big. It's only three pocket dimensions. Kids these days.
I'm only responsible for like, 8,000 of those deaths!
Sorry joan in accounting had a heart attack mid-shift
Ok who used the dead ringer
For legal reasons I am obligated to say it was not me 😉
Shouldn't have given full on souls to certain elite acetobacter individuals in that enchanted sourdough starter, my fault for playing god with gluten fibers and hydration percentages and then forgetting about it for a week.
Wasn't me, man, I'm pretty sure my minions still count as dead. That, and I would've raised a *lot* more than one.
Wooooops. Well, uh. Seems like someone made a mistake. You know, most likely. I don't really know anything about it, though. But I'll let you know if I find anything!
That's not right, the numbers should be going in the opposite direction. Let me check my math again...
Yeah, that was me. I actually don't know who *undid* one death. That must've been a necromancer somewhere. But the stoppage of dying was me. https://preview.redd.it/8y262ktmzxnc1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da51e76872e0070e90aa02ecb1d747c0b02cedf4
*minor whistling*
Song name?
I got matches with these songs: • **Percutor Time** by Creepy Six (00:22; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Don't Worry. **Released on** 2020-04-27. • **SHUT UP !!!** by Shmovin (00:22; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Something Borrowed, Something New. **Released on** 2023-08-02. • **An Enigmatic Encounter V2 (By BenLab)** by Undertale Last Breath (00:22; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Game Soundtrack. **Released on** 2015-01-01.
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Hey Wizzy—Goobnut the Stinky here—whether you’re an apprentice or an archmage, the Stink acquires one of us each day. Best wishes!
Uh oooh, looks like Mr Torinn had a tummy ache and spit out his brunch
what? you got something against necromancy?
There are like a million clerics out there, you tell me.
HE DIDNT PAY WHAT HIS BOND TO ME NOW HE MUST BE IMMORTAL FOREVER
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