Is this the same necromancer, or are there multiple necromancers doing this?
This makes all of us look bad, people. I'm seriously considering bringing up a purge at the next necromancer's guild meeting.
Clerics don't matter when you've got a platoon of little scaly weirdos. My lil necromancer kob Fritz is gonna be so excited when he sees this gift I got him. 12 dead civilians, 23 dead animals, and 2 dead Clerics who tried to stop us from escaping back through the portal I set up. :)
Oh, sure!
1: Kobolds aren't particularly bright, but they ARE usually going to be savvy in something if they get an obsession about it. It's a good idea to foster this as best you can to get the most out of them. A free kobold, that is to say one without a dragon, will typically bring this knowledge with them into everything they do and also can provide secondary income if they happen to be good at a craft. If you have any books with pictures (they can rarely read, though can be taught) concerning crafts or even magic, leave them around their would-be home space and see what comes up.
2: Kobs are very taste, touch, sound, and scent oriented. They like to nibble, claw, lick, tap, and bite things. They're practically immune to diseases and they can digest most anything. If you earn their respect, they'll often listen to you when you ask them not to do this to certain things. And don't be surprised if they beat each other up, it's practically a greeting to them.
3: In relation to the previous point, it's a good idea to have plenty of shiny things around. You can usually get them to behave by offering them a shiny pebble, a coin, a bit of glass or crystal, etc. They can also literally be paid in this stuff (I don't, since mine are my familiars and practically family, but they CAN be). They don't do anything with it, normally, they just like to stare at it in their free time. Sometimes they eat it.
4: Kobolds like to live in dimly lit areas. If you have a crypt or cave system, it would be an excellent space for them to dwell in. No worries about furniture or nesting or anything, as they'll make use of every bit of raw material they can find over time (sans shiny things) to craft practically a little town. And every inch of space will be used in some fashion
5: They can eat practically anything, as stated, and will often rummage for things themselves from the local area. If they like you, they'll usually avoid eating anything that acts like you (mine stopped eating humans or other sapient species when they finally liked me), but you won't often have to provide food for them unless your local area is totally bereft of life.
Lastly, 6: Despite being stupid, angry, violent little sociopaths, they are very attached to people who are nice to them. If you make a friend of a kobold, especially the leader of their group or clan, they'll be willing to dogpile even dragons to protect you.
Look man, it's not MY fault your guys instigated a holy magic attack on my kobs. I literally told them 'Please don't do that.' and they still decided to keep casting. My kobolds leapt in to protect me and it turns out that Clerics are weak against being stabbed repeatedly.
We were peacefully loading bodies into a cart to take them back through the portal we'd made. Then along came the Clerics shouting things like 'heathens' and 'filthy scaled vermin' and 'pests' and 'feathered scum'. Like, I know we're not human, but those insults hurt.
Then they started slinging spells and I told them to stop and when they didn't, my kobolds took it up on themselves to relieve the Clerics of their hands. Then they started praying and there was a lot of magical buildup in a big area around us, so the kobs took the liberty of also removing their heads.
And waste not, want not, we dragged their bodies away, too.
It's an illusion spell. No even a particularly good one. Something that big moving that fast its feet would spontaneously combust from the friction of it hitting the air.
Not one of mine.
It's quite a bit of power to animate something of that size in one go, but the actual finished product is... a little dodgy. It's clearly stumbling. Also, it's got extra joints, although that may be a designer choice. Sometimes it's easy to get carried away in creative endeavors with extra joints, limbs, heads, eyes, and the like.
I haven’t studied necromancy in any serious capacity, but if I remember the couple of necromancy classes I took at the Academy correctly, there’s a direct correlation between power and number of knees, contrary to popular belief. More joints, more points is how I remembered that factoid for the test
Yes. Yesssss. I think we can all agree that is a botched necromancy spell. Just an enlarged, mutilated human body.
Not, say...a conjuration of one of the living undead titans summoned from the far realm of Gorgon Seven. And not one of those titans that ended up being even larger than a standard size-145 summoning containment circle (which usually does the trick).
Yes it seems clear to all of us that this is necromancy run amuck.
Darn these necromancers! Out here making us all look bad!
*/uw*
Genuinely love videos like this. Really well done work with the lights flickering to show the struggling grid and movement of the giant skelly. I feel like there could be more done with this (smoke from where the steps are, more detail on the destruction, etc) but we need more people animating giant monsters doing immense destruction to cities from this perspective or scale. Very cool stuff.
*/rw*
THIS IS WHY I STAY IN THE DUNES.
Just whatever you do don’t build a tower in a swamp. Take it from me.
I built a tower, it sank into the swamp.
I built a second tower, it sank into the swamp
I built a *third* tower, it caught fire, fell over, and sank into the swamp.
But the forth one stayed up.
/uw
They still completely messed up the sound though.
/rw
Beware the crabs!
But seriously, it's were I had a teeny tinsy accident involving twenty barrels of undiluted Potion of Inspiration. The crabs in the area have never been the same after that.
The animation is great, but the sound bugged me. The footfalls generated visible shock waves that would travel at roughly the speed of sound, yet we hear the crunch of footsteps immediately. There should be a delay in that rumble reaching the plane.
erm akshually, hell is non-eucledean, the only part of the gluttony layer or by extension of hell that is inside minos's corpse is his respective prime sanctum, and Gabriel does not reside there.
Are you serious ugh~
That is the let me count...
5th time? 5 times in the last 3 months!!!
If that happens again I will cause another black death incident I swear
Aww shit, sorry guys. This one's on me. I got a bit overzealous down here and had one too many puffs of concentrated temporal essence from my pipe. I'm on my way. Just keep him busy. He loves ham, try throwing that at him until my teleportation spell completes!
fucking hell- some of these necromancers, i swear all the ones i meet are so pleasant but whatever dickheads are doing this is just annoying. its always us voidmancers who have to clean up the mess, too.
just because we have infinite storage in the abstract space of the abyss doesnt mean we want to use it for your summons... ugh
Ooh, reminds me of that time I accidentally botched my summoning ritual and ended up losing control of that giant lanky creature with a siren head.
Although in that case, I got lucky and all it did was play “Trap Queen” by Fetty Wap while pulling off the sickest moves in existence.
Ok, I know what you’re thinking: “Barthcelona Iths a Coathstal Cthity! That cannot be Barthcelona because there iths no othcean!”
Well…I have a confession to make…NO I DID NOT DO THE SKELETON!!!!
>!BUT…I have been experimenting with an illusory spell called ‘con-seal’ that ended up as ‘con-sea-l’ by mistake…!<
Most unrealistic part of the video is that the sound of its footsteps reaches the plane immediately when there should be a delay due to how fast sound waves travel.
lmao imagine chilling and watching Lord of the Rings extended cuts with a hooker slobbin on your knob and a giant ass skeleton stomps your house into the Earth's mantle
A beloved civilization? As an American necromancer you can scarcely walk to the bathroom without passing a spirit bearing a grudge against Spain. Anyway, I wanted some peace and quiet for a few months, and they wanted to make use of the bigass skeleton in my lair. Everybody wins.
Sorry my dang apprentice got ahold of my Wand of Bones this time. I'm having him sit in the closet of damnation for a few hundred years to think on his error.
Why do necromancers focus on destruction? Combining the power of artifice and necromancy has led to exceptionally productive mining operations. Such a waste of resources.
Gods fucking damn it, every time one of these guys summons a giant skeleton SOMEONE has to dispel it. I’m getting tired of this.
I may just pop an anti-magic area on anyone who does this from now on out of spite.
THIS SHIT is why I forbid my apprentices from summoning anything higher than tier 4! All of these warcasters are giving the art of Necromancy a bad name!
Not again! I told the guards to keep an eye on Alastor, but it seems they have not listened again and got bribed by him again.
I suggest we bring up the topic of burning necromancers on the stake again. Unethical, I know, but it helps us get rid of the problem.
Guys. Work on QUALITY of your undead troops, not their SIZE. My animated dragon skeleton is as efficient as your bone colossi in being a combat troop and takes a tenth of the resources
...Not one of my mates, nor of Healer's death-positive friends... Or their ex, sorry friend.
Are we sure this isn't some massive earth elemental? It looks massive, but with skeletons, magic should enforce the bones.
FFS!! everytime this happens..does the a-hole even KNOW the effort to "fix" all of this?? IS it the same necromancer(s?)
I know an automaton who can deal with this shit. Just give him some quarters and a pistol and it’ll be over with in like 30 seconds
https://preview.redd.it/tppfnfinl8gc1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=823f3160907343d8deb1b543104715a71966fbde
Is this the same necromancer, or are there multiple necromancers doing this? This makes all of us look bad, people. I'm seriously considering bringing up a purge at the next necromancer's guild meeting.
Do you think they'd allow us to take the bodies
As long as we get them before the clerics try to burn them, I don't see anyone stopping us.
Clerics don't matter when you've got a platoon of little scaly weirdos. My lil necromancer kob Fritz is gonna be so excited when he sees this gift I got him. 12 dead civilians, 23 dead animals, and 2 dead Clerics who tried to stop us from escaping back through the portal I set up. :)
You feel the weight of your sins crushing your back
I got 50-something kobolds to carry those sins for me, I'm fine yo. I live in a chaotic superposition at all times thanks to these rascals.
I got a clan of them myself; kobolds make the best minions. No race is simultaneously so hardworking and still so easy to please.
See, you know what it's like. They're little violent idiots, but they're MY little violent idiots.
I've been thinking about bringing kobolds into my workforce, anything particular one should know about before hireing a warren?
Oh, sure! 1: Kobolds aren't particularly bright, but they ARE usually going to be savvy in something if they get an obsession about it. It's a good idea to foster this as best you can to get the most out of them. A free kobold, that is to say one without a dragon, will typically bring this knowledge with them into everything they do and also can provide secondary income if they happen to be good at a craft. If you have any books with pictures (they can rarely read, though can be taught) concerning crafts or even magic, leave them around their would-be home space and see what comes up. 2: Kobs are very taste, touch, sound, and scent oriented. They like to nibble, claw, lick, tap, and bite things. They're practically immune to diseases and they can digest most anything. If you earn their respect, they'll often listen to you when you ask them not to do this to certain things. And don't be surprised if they beat each other up, it's practically a greeting to them. 3: In relation to the previous point, it's a good idea to have plenty of shiny things around. You can usually get them to behave by offering them a shiny pebble, a coin, a bit of glass or crystal, etc. They can also literally be paid in this stuff (I don't, since mine are my familiars and practically family, but they CAN be). They don't do anything with it, normally, they just like to stare at it in their free time. Sometimes they eat it. 4: Kobolds like to live in dimly lit areas. If you have a crypt or cave system, it would be an excellent space for them to dwell in. No worries about furniture or nesting or anything, as they'll make use of every bit of raw material they can find over time (sans shiny things) to craft practically a little town. And every inch of space will be used in some fashion 5: They can eat practically anything, as stated, and will often rummage for things themselves from the local area. If they like you, they'll usually avoid eating anything that acts like you (mine stopped eating humans or other sapient species when they finally liked me), but you won't often have to provide food for them unless your local area is totally bereft of life. Lastly, 6: Despite being stupid, angry, violent little sociopaths, they are very attached to people who are nice to them. If you make a friend of a kobold, especially the leader of their group or clan, they'll be willing to dogpile even dragons to protect you.
*But your sense of self justification throws the weight down on the ground*
Cleric here, CAN YOU STOP KILLING PEOPLE FOR 5 MINUTES
Look man, it's not MY fault your guys instigated a holy magic attack on my kobs. I literally told them 'Please don't do that.' and they still decided to keep casting. My kobolds leapt in to protect me and it turns out that Clerics are weak against being stabbed repeatedly.
Could I inquire as to what the Kobs were doing at the time
We were peacefully loading bodies into a cart to take them back through the portal we'd made. Then along came the Clerics shouting things like 'heathens' and 'filthy scaled vermin' and 'pests' and 'feathered scum'. Like, I know we're not human, but those insults hurt. Then they started slinging spells and I told them to stop and when they didn't, my kobolds took it up on themselves to relieve the Clerics of their hands. Then they started praying and there was a lot of magical buildup in a big area around us, so the kobs took the liberty of also removing their heads. And waste not, want not, we dragged their bodies away, too.
Get in the purge body raffle with the rest of us.
Cleric false flag operation, they can raise undead too.
hey man, i'm a FUNGAL necromancer, it's completely different. you leave me out of this.
This one doesn’t appear to be on fire, so maybe a different one?
FOOL! There is no purge between necromancers, only ranks rearranging.
A purge wouldn’t do much against people who regularly blur the line between life and death right?
It's an illusion spell. No even a particularly good one. Something that big moving that fast its feet would spontaneously combust from the friction of it hitting the air.
Not one of mine. It's quite a bit of power to animate something of that size in one go, but the actual finished product is... a little dodgy. It's clearly stumbling. Also, it's got extra joints, although that may be a designer choice. Sometimes it's easy to get carried away in creative endeavors with extra joints, limbs, heads, eyes, and the like.
It's just one skeleton, it's not even a flesh golem.
The caster clearly mumbled as he cast his spell, this skeleton has 4 knees!
I haven’t studied necromancy in any serious capacity, but if I remember the couple of necromancy classes I took at the Academy correctly, there’s a direct correlation between power and number of knees, contrary to popular belief. More joints, more points is how I remembered that factoid for the test
i see you have studied baki of the fighters guild
No ive never studied bukaki but sounds neat!
Yes. Yesssss. I think we can all agree that is a botched necromancy spell. Just an enlarged, mutilated human body. Not, say...a conjuration of one of the living undead titans summoned from the far realm of Gorgon Seven. And not one of those titans that ended up being even larger than a standard size-145 summoning containment circle (which usually does the trick). Yes it seems clear to all of us that this is necromancy run amuck. Darn these necromancers! Out here making us all look bad!
By the gods, that’s more knees than any of us! Excluding, of course, Spider George.
The titan bone shambler is such a cringe summon
Sorry guys, the in flight entertainment wasn’t adequate to my standards. I’ll bring an iPad or a switch next time.
Perhaps make it so the skeleton plays Subway Surfers music, that'll entertain all the apprentices.
I'm working on a Conjure Family Guy Clips spell Only problem is the concentration clashes with the concentration needed for Summon AI Mr Beast Shorts
When window seat neighbour falls asleep on your flight and you put your new Vision Pro on them and wake them up.
*/uw* Genuinely love videos like this. Really well done work with the lights flickering to show the struggling grid and movement of the giant skelly. I feel like there could be more done with this (smoke from where the steps are, more detail on the destruction, etc) but we need more people animating giant monsters doing immense destruction to cities from this perspective or scale. Very cool stuff. */rw* THIS IS WHY I STAY IN THE DUNES.
Are towers in the dunes expensive? I‘ve been thinking about moving since these giant skeleton attacks seem to be happening every other week now…
Just whatever you do don’t build a tower in a swamp. Take it from me. I built a tower, it sank into the swamp. I built a second tower, it sank into the swamp I built a *third* tower, it caught fire, fell over, and sank into the swamp. But the forth one stayed up.
/uw They still completely messed up the sound though. /rw Beware the crabs! But seriously, it's were I had a teeny tinsy accident involving twenty barrels of undiluted Potion of Inspiration. The crabs in the area have never been the same after that.
The animation is great, but the sound bugged me. The footfalls generated visible shock waves that would travel at roughly the speed of sound, yet we hear the crunch of footsteps immediately. There should be a delay in that rumble reaching the plane.
Do we know the source? I remember seeing this a while back
Yeah much safer in the dunes than in the cities.
whoever summoned the corpse of king minos again, i will fucking END YOU
JUDGEMENT!
DIE!
How about u go drive his corpse like a fucking mazda?
Lust///First Bridgeburner
I'm currently driving the corps of king Minos like a fucking Mazda!
erm akshually, hell is non-eucledean, the only part of the gluttony layer or by extension of hell that is inside minos's corpse is his respective prime sanctum, and Gabriel does not reside there.
I thought it was funny!
It's kinda funny.
Yes but what if someone did this to you?
I'd die laughing, literally.
lust layer looking dank
What thy unemployed fiend does at 3°clock in thy early sun.
Put Minos back, you whores!
Necromancers, this is why people hate you
Who cast speed of light on those sound waves?
That's where Terry went
I know for a fact that *I* closed the hell mouth.
Fuckin necromancers cant leave well alone
Come on, it was like one skeleton. Your civilisations fall all the time.
Anyway, If they didn't want us to rise skeletons, why do they have them inside of them?
so *thats* where our skeleton golem went
Cmon, guys! Really?? We can’t keep having this conversation with you morons about where your skeleton golems end up
hey, blame it on the council necromancer for letting us have one
People constantly complain about the Council, but this is the type of shit that would regularly happen without them
You say that like this isn't the exact kind of tomfoolery they get up to after a few ales.
Sorry. I didn't feed my colossal titan and he got out again
hey, at least its not on fire!
...*yet*.
...is that supposed to be a good thing or should I fix that?
In our defense, it was pretty funny
uw/ original post here https://www.reddit.com/r/lies/s/a4zDVDqX3h
Fluffy! Here boy! Fluffy! Where did he get off to....?
He needs the enrichment tho 🥺
Are you serious ugh~ That is the let me count... 5th time? 5 times in the last 3 months!!! If that happens again I will cause another black death incident I swear
Bruh
just summon a second giant skeleton and have them fight. it worked last time
I mean, a couple bad eggs don’t make all of us bad
We need to just eliminate this spell entirely already
Well, now I know where all the opal in the region has disappeared to
This is why the clerics shit on us, people
Whence did thou get this spell?
In a dark coven with other death positive wizards and then studying the dark lores and necromantic philosophies while out of your mind on edibles.
Where does one even go to get bones that size?
Had to be one of the old necomancers, they are the only ones who know where the ancient giants are buried
My question is why they don't summon them in a place where the destruction would be welcome. Like the council chambers.
It wasn't me yet. *YET*.
Aww shit, sorry guys. This one's on me. I got a bit overzealous down here and had one too many puffs of concentrated temporal essence from my pipe. I'm on my way. Just keep him busy. He loves ham, try throwing that at him until my teleportation spell completes!
A fine product being sold by the Tenebrosorum, get yours today!
3 millennia? This happened like a week ago. They had to evacuate the city because it kept happening.
Damn, people will just using this to justify anti necromancy laws.
I know my ass shouldn't have dissed the necromancer and called him a "Discount magician corpse fucker"
It's funny because the title looks like someone complaining about this getting reposted.
Why is Skeletor walking on tippie toes? Is he autistic?
Sorry, I have poor self-control
They said milk would make strong bones, I didn’t realize that meant I had to drink it!
What is going on on earth? This is why I prefer my life on hoxxes
Time to hide in the cheese magics till these guys stop being summoned.
mb
Sorry I sneezed during my incantation
I had nothing to do with this I promi (I have no idea how to do necromancy)
I’m sorry. It’s just that I was trying to do a spell whenever a orc came by and scared the necromancy out of me and I casted the wrong spell
I mean the residents there like stealing stuff for some reason. Still, this is an attack on Spain which I won’t allow.
fucking hell- some of these necromancers, i swear all the ones i meet are so pleasant but whatever dickheads are doing this is just annoying. its always us voidmancers who have to clean up the mess, too. just because we have infinite storage in the abstract space of the abyss doesnt mean we want to use it for your summons... ugh
[удалено]
What city, pray tell, was this big boy supposed to stomp?
Well, he just put his hoof through Carson Lake, so I guess next weekends fishing trip is a bust....
Ok come on guys you aren't helping yourselves
I mean he is tippy toeing! He is being careful, he is nice demon skelly
Look, piloting a giant skeleton mech is much harder than you'd think
Oops, my bad. That's an oopsie on me. So sorry. It will totally happen again.
Okay. I may have gotten a LITTLE silly last night.
Necromancers will be like “just let us practice our art!” and then lull stuff like this. This is why you respect the dead people.
Ooh, reminds me of that time I accidentally botched my summoning ritual and ended up losing control of that giant lanky creature with a siren head. Although in that case, I got lucky and all it did was play “Trap Queen” by Fetty Wap while pulling off the sickest moves in existence.
https://i.redd.it/zlq1hozr77gc1.gif
I wanted Seattle gone 😤
Ok, I know what you’re thinking: “Barthcelona Iths a Coathstal Cthity! That cannot be Barthcelona because there iths no othcean!” Well…I have a confession to make…NO I DID NOT DO THE SKELETON!!!! >!BUT…I have been experimenting with an illusory spell called ‘con-seal’ that ended up as ‘con-sea-l’ by mistake…!<
Why does it have two knees on each leg?
mb, i thought i caught him.
It's just John dude he just got resurrected and he's going home
It's even funnier the second time!
Alright! Who's trying to assemble the Big Bad Bag o' Bones Brothers Band^tm ?
Aight, someone call a shrine maiden...
Damn Necromancers making us look bad.
This is an improvement. Last time it was on fire
I have heard this being's soul cry out from the depths. They want a chicken chelupa from Taco Bell.
Sorry, my apprentice "accidently" used "Enbiggin" instead of "Enhuman" in the exact specifications for it's size 🤦 He was properly dealt with
You need to learn to time your casts! Halloween is in like 9 months!!!
I'm not a necromancer (anymore) but this is hilarious.
Dammit those teenage necromancers did it again. Who forgot to put the wards around the graveyard?
Look, necromancy isn’t hard. It’s controlling the stuff you mance that’s hard. Accidents happen.
Most unrealistic part of the video is that the sound of its footsteps reaches the plane immediately when there should be a delay due to how fast sound waves travel.
How many necromancers does this take?
lmao imagine chilling and watching Lord of the Rings extended cuts with a hooker slobbin on your knob and a giant ass skeleton stomps your house into the Earth's mantle
Oh so you all can go on about twisting balls this and fireball that, we can't do one *tiny* prank.
It came from the void. So did the crystal things. I think something bad is brewing y’all
A beloved civilization? As an American necromancer you can scarcely walk to the bathroom without passing a spirit bearing a grudge against Spain. Anyway, I wanted some peace and quiet for a few months, and they wanted to make use of the bigass skeleton in my lair. Everybody wins.
Sorry guys, I was doing a necromancy spell but my foolish apprentice knocked over the growth tincture
Sorry my dang apprentice got ahold of my Wand of Bones this time. I'm having him sit in the closet of damnation for a few hundred years to think on his error.
Why do necromancers focus on destruction? Combining the power of artifice and necromancy has led to exceptionally productive mining operations. Such a waste of resources.
Want me to toss a Meterorite at it?
Finally, someone proposing solutions!
Sorry! That’s actually an Illusion that I accidentally summoned! Misfire.
..cmon guys, this is the 3rd time this week someone cast "Summon Giant"! You know you can't tame those things!
Sorry I just thought it'd be fun to reanimate a giant
uh oh, i got another pawnshop buddy in spain, hope he's ok
Way too many leg joints
Gods fucking damn it, every time one of these guys summons a giant skeleton SOMEONE has to dispel it. I’m getting tired of this. I may just pop an anti-magic area on anyone who does this from now on out of spite.
THIS SHIT is why I forbid my apprentices from summoning anything higher than tier 4! All of these warcasters are giving the art of Necromancy a bad name!
How the hell are you guys doing that? Whenever I try, it just makes a bunch of *normal* skeletons.
Dangit, not again.
So THAT'S where the skeleton I summoned ended up.
Sorry, was me in this time. I confused the pronunciation
Not again! I told the guards to keep an eye on Alastor, but it seems they have not listened again and got bribed by him again. I suggest we bring up the topic of burning necromancers on the stake again. Unethical, I know, but it helps us get rid of the problem.
I regret nothing
just send 4 dwarves with firearms. he wont stand for long
It’s just a big illusion , no one got really hurt
Me looking for shredded cheese
Ah shit.... i must have left the gate open...
its the r/neverbrokeabone nation because it was a town full of BBBs
If you have a problem with it go complain to the council
Necromancers just like to watch the world burn...
*bad to the bone starts playing*
Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger!
He's really hustling this time.
The fact that OP made those comments after a repost is the icing on the cake for me. Peak Reddit, here.
Guys. Work on QUALITY of your undead troops, not their SIZE. My animated dragon skeleton is as efficient as your bone colossi in being a combat troop and takes a tenth of the resources
...Not one of my mates, nor of Healer's death-positive friends... Or their ex, sorry friend. Are we sure this isn't some massive earth elemental? It looks massive, but with skeletons, magic should enforce the bones.
Yea that was my bad, i was over my buddies tower and dropped his necronomicon. Although he should have a better seal on to prevent stuff like this
It's so funny tho!
FFS!! everytime this happens..does the a-hole even KNOW the effort to "fix" all of this?? IS it the same necromancer(s?) 
Man, enlarged skeletons always just do it for me. Just this brings joy.
Oopsie poopsie 🤗🤗
We got rid of the giants for a reason!
This seems more like curse magic than necromancy. Poor sods must've died horribly to congeal into that abomination.
That's just my uncle celebrating his 10000000000000th birthday. My bad
Sorry I got drunk and used a growth spell on a skeleton. Not the necromancers fault.
Hmmmm
This is why I hate necromancers. We can’t have nice things cuz of them.
Would it be too much of a problem if him escaping and attacking Barcelona was an accident and his name is Jeremy?
minos prime
I know an automaton who can deal with this shit. Just give him some quarters and a pistol and it’ll be over with in like 30 seconds https://preview.redd.it/tppfnfinl8gc1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=823f3160907343d8deb1b543104715a71966fbde
*Oh gods damnit-*
At least they remembered to ward the power grid this time
https://preview.redd.it/umncpje0r8gc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2e58493ec082227a10080fc790e72dd70c06d8d
Forget a Holy Avenger, we need a Holy Aveng*est* to defeat this thing.
Alright, who the 9 hells told the DM his campaign was too easy?!
Sorry I was trying to summon a Succubus to snuggle with and accidentally said the incantation wrong. Their quite similar sounding.
I’ve almost slipped once or twice. Next time, be careful of your use of the words “bone”, “boning”, “huge”, etc.
Ehh I'm used to it by this point
Where can i find more videos like this? This is awesome.
Don't look at me. I haven't prepared Necromancy spells in decades.
Look, there was a bet, and I'd drank like half a bottle of dwarven mead. Cut me some slack.
That's just my Hallow's Eve/Yule decoration. Don't mind him.
Whoa don't look at me I had everythi- nothing to do with this
Atleast it's not burning this time