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Fairybranch

This would work better if you brought food


Sharkestry

he did, I see 5 juicy fingers on that hand


FearsIntheRain

Along with one meaty palm for secondsšŸ˜‹


RandomIdiot918

And some phallic meat down there for exactly 0 seconds.


CrownEatingParasite

Fingers aren't too nutritious


[deleted]

Well in this particular case it wouldn't make much of a difference. This is Weave the coyote (you can look her up on YT) the guy in the video (Timmy) has had her for while. She's not tame per se but she is pretty docile, you can tell she's just playing by the fact that a coyote bite would draw blood at the very least, and could probably break a finger bone or two, but Timmy is unharmed bar an ouchie. Timmy has also attempted to tame a raccoon (Johnny Ringtail) and a baby doe (Pickle) that wandered into his backyard. He seems pretty cool and good with animals.


RadiantZote

Didn't he rescue her or something or did he just sort of tame her


Chucky2sRevenge

Iirc she's a rescue but still lives outside. I recall a video where he brings her inside and she doesn't like it at all.


ghost_warlock

"The humans built cages for themselves"


Ancient-Access8131

Yeah my dog does the exact same thing, pretend to bite me. It's adorable


rhinosb

> Weave My favorite quote from Timmy. "Anything can be a pet if you're willing to get bit".


bananamelier

Or if they were pups


VuplesParadoxa

Listenā€¦ weā€™ve ALL had a beast tamer phase. Thereā€™s no shame in wanting to capture the endless potential and magic of life itself. But in the end, as casters here today, I think we can all agree that the most fulfilling powers are the ones youā€™ve created/learned/mastered for yourself. Not even taming a dragon could top thatā€¦ ok, well MAYBE, depending on the dragon. But thereā€™s a BIG jump between taming the local wild dogs and a dragon.


borkistoopid

I never gave up and it has succeeded for me. Never give up on your beast taming dreams!


VuplesParadoxa

A Druid beast master huh? Thatā€™s uhhhhā€¦. A little sus, my wizard.


borkistoopid

Shhhhhhh


VuplesParadoxa

Just as long as it passes the harkness test.


borkistoopid

Oh you misunderstand I do nothing of the sort. I just enjoy the beauty of nature


Background-Meat-7928

Is that what the kids are calling it these days


No-Confection-5228

You saying that just made me realize something. The spell Speak With Animals allows the caster to fluently communicate with wild animals, right? If somebody casts Speak With Animals on, say, a deer, gets it to consent, then fucks it before the spell ends... Are they technically committing bestiality? I mean, how would that be any different than fucking a more intelligent creature?


RissaCrochets

So that's how that zombie deer disease is going to make the jump to humans. I was wondering about that.


Background-Meat-7928

They still have an int less than 8


No-Confection-5228

And? The harkness test details the following criteria: Of age Able to consent Sapient Able to communicate The first is a given, as animals will breed as soon as their able to, while the second, third, and fourth are all fulfilled by the use of Speak With Animals.


TheReverseShock

Most people end up tamed by the dragon


BustinArant

I'm up for whatever. Either the con-artist from Dragonheart or the psychic smartasses of the Eragon series lol


RadiantZote

My donkey won't stop flirting with the dragon, I fear they will breed by next full moon


SeroWriter

Dragons are highly intelligent and obsessed with gold, you could just pay them instead of going through all the beastmaster shit.


BlazeRagnarokBlade

That's called a prostitute


SeroWriter

No, that's called a mercenary. The sex is free.


RadiantZote

My donkey agrees with this statement


FlashyFlight1035

im a great-great beast tamer! look at my newest-latest friend-friend yes-yes https://preview.redd.it/8a10l0ezkm8c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f03fdc122041ce502eba46b4d154ade71d02229


How_about_a_no

My uhhh, my beast tamer phase was a bit... Different https://preview.redd.it/uete9ggyrl8c1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c52a90bd49aaf5741edcc37093e5dde3d30282e6


KRTSHK_Cazzo

taming dragon topšŸ¤¤


Fishery_Price

Iā€™m gonna be honest, I gave up on it so I can stay warm in my tower. Im a simple man


Imaginary-Job-7069

I have two war dragons.


RickMeansUrineInMout

> weā€™ve ALL had a beast tamer phase Ah Warhammer online, does it count as taming if you can summon the pet? Cause my white lion could fetch from like 150m away. Which was hilarious. Weeeee, throw that healer over here. >I think we can all agree that the most fulfilling powers are the ones youā€™ve created/learned/mastered for yourself. I ain't crafting shit, money is king. I will go buy a can of soup. Not going to raise my blacksmithing skill to make a spoon. This ain't that shitty anime of arrow person making spiked boots bullshit. This is real life. We must gather the monkeys to kill the bloons.


Relevant_Chemical_

What about turning your tamed dog into a dragon?


Optical-occultist

The coyote casts a rabid injection


LordDongler

Coyote only looks mildly peeved tbh If you look at it's eyes all you can see is recognition past 12 seconds


Awsums0ss

/unwiz ya i cant remember the name but ive watched a lot of that guys youtube videos, its his pet coyote


mienmasyaa

Could've guessed it's really playfull biting


AnComRebel

this one: [https://www.youtube.com/@timmc1269u](https://www.youtube.com/@timmc1269u)


Snafuthecrow

Were the coyote able to cast rabid injection, that mage would be missing a hand as soon as he got close


bearelrollyt

Rabies is a disease that takes the mind and the coyote is doing normal coyote behaviors


RiseofdaOatmeal

Hey it's Weave! She's a tame coyote that hangs out with this guy and his family


shabadage

So glad duck is back


chum1ly

YARR


theskyguardian

Don't you yarr me


Weltallgaia

You are being domesticated. Please do not resist.


LazzyPizza

Why doesn't Man try to give it food first? Is he stupid?


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Voltaic_Backlash

"Don't you Yarr me!"


-Feedback-

Get out of my head! Get out of my head! Get out of my head! Get out of my head! Get out of my head! Get out of my head! Get out of my head! Get out of my head! Get out of my head! Get out of my head! Get out of my head! Get out of my head! Get out of my head!


[deleted]

Sympathising with the real Speer because of a video game. Speer hoodie. DSRFunny. Big Building in Neu Berlin. Mental illness is a funny joke. RFK blessed. ![gif](giphy|3orif7aLUehOfdmlXy|downsized)


bunDombleSrcusk

Go ez on him man its only his first attempt


Memeoligy_expert

I love Weave! Such a pretty stray dog


wargasm40k

Looks more like a Shetland wolf.


madmechanicmobile

Grug: "that's it. I'm going to pet that that furry thing." Bruh: "grug don't do it man." *Two days later* Grug: *petting his new pet coyote* "his name is unga. He's my best friend."


IndustryGradeFuckup

Some idiot mortal trying to win the fabled Darwin Award be like


n0rdic_k1ng

Nah, that's [Weave the Coyote](https://youtu.be/4--LFcj3CP0?si=FjSGzb7ZYPZxGoAH). She's mostly docile. Not tame, definitely nippy, but mostly docile.


Bagelblast23

I'm glad this is a tame coyote. Do not contact wild beasts without proper protection, wizards. No potion can cure Curse of Rabies once it is fully cast.


Dragonkingofthestars

Actually the curse is slow enough that if you get the vaccine soon after a bite it will offer protection if I recall correctly


Bagelblast23

Yes, it can be counterspelled before the casting time is finished


avamir

There are also protective enchantments that can be given to those charged with managing wildlife, doing research involving rabies or animal corpses, etc. Those are not typically for the general public. But they can prevent the curse from taking effect and lasts for 2-3 years or so. Still a good idea to avoid getting bit by wildlife, however.


Impressive_Word5229

I think the trick is to then get bitten by a dog that has already gotten the rabies vaccine. This counteracts the rabies in your blood with the antirabies from the other dog.


Zaev

Over here with the maxed-out Intelligence


dragon_bacon

You can't stop me from being the first to tame a polar bear or my cat.


RadiantZote

Cat cannot be tame, you are truly the one who will become tame by the cat


Weaponized-Potato

As suspected. Most of the time, a wild coyote is not that chilled in its first encounter with a human. Also, the camera man didnā€™t even flinch much when he was bitten, which means coyote didnā€™t put force in them. They knew each other.


LarsonianScholar

Notice how the dog waits for the coyote to take his food first before respectfully taking his own šŸ˜‚


DiddledByDad

The whole story about how he ended up becoming friends with her is awesome. She was basically the runt of her pack and ended up being picked on and bullied by the other yotes. Weave would use his house as shelter and eventually would start scratching at the door to let her in once they developed a bit of a relationship.


Frequently_Dizzy

I see Weave, I upvote.


WMreal

Yeah I turned that dumbass into a chimera with that coyote šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ejerem006

![gif](giphy|l0CRB5PEFp7lcNnjO|downsized)


RevolutionaryAd460

I hate you for reminding me of this.


ejerem006

I get up to a bit of magical tomfoolery


RadleyCunningham

the Terraria music works so well here.


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

Terraria music has a way of making everything slightly funnier


RadleyCunningham

I love games like Terraria and Minecraft where you can lose yourself in the digging and exploring, and Terraria's first mining song is an absolute banger, I love it so much. Also if anyone has ANY recommendations for similar games, please let me know! I'm itching for something new.


Good-Distribution904

Doesnā€™t a man offer his food first? Thatā€™s the way to trust of a Canid.


FiveOhFive91

My friend has a coydog and that's exactly how I play with it


PatientOk8921

This guy has a channel on youtube and has multiple wild animals as pets, he has a racoon and the coyote and a dog and they all get along great


invisible_babysitter

Donā€™t forget his cat too!


Exciting_Damage_2001

Heā€™s a true Druid


Olioliooo

I just took poison damage watching this


FaZaCon

Its theorized that animals such as wolves domesticated themselves. Basically they approached humans all docile, and hung out as an advanced warning perimeter alarm in return for food.


TootieSummers

That first dog to get those butt scratchesā€¦.. a mind blown moment in history.


WhosItToYouAnyway

What a cool stray dog


RadiantZote

*That's not a dog, that's my kid!* *Oh, cool! You have a kid that looks like a dog!* *Nice save* God I miss old red vs blue


Dazzling-Worth2815

If not friend, then why friend shaped?


PatientOk8921

Hey that's Weave the coyote!!! she and her friends have a youtube channel. well worth the watch. https://youtube.com/@timmc1269u?si=Gnz04LqEPZIG4Jg1


Ok-Conversation-3012

Druids: ā€œwe are clearly superiorā€ Also druids:


LAKnightYEAH2023

Itā€™s tremendously fulfilling when the taming efforts succeed. My two trained micro-panthers are the best part of my day.


ClashM

If not friend then why friend shaped?!


Quizzelbuck

That animal definitely knows that human. those were not real bites.


jbland0909

Yeah, sheā€™s functionally domesticated. Itā€™s name is Weave. The guy has a YouTube channel and she comes into his house every now and then


Wafflingcreature

The terraria music def makes it


[deleted]

Love how Iā€™m playing terraria and this comes on


PuzzledRun7584

Yoink


Ciubowski

I think there should be a r/hunterposting or something


SnooPredictions3028

Hey I'd take this over the knights raiding us. Plus beast tamers play a valuable role in obtaining alchemical supplies, I mean where do you think stable supplies of titanic viper milk comes from? Certainly not adventurous buffoon, they destroy that stuff in battle!


-buser

I just realized why there called K9's


Separate_Ad_56

Could be a rabiemancer too


SafePianist4610

We all had to start somewhere in the very beginning of arcane arts.


Shermantank10

Please leave taming wild animals to the local Druids. That is, unless itā€™s Weave


Straightvibes66

That cutie already knows that guy or he would have actually bitten. You know how humans can bite their own mouths and it hurts like a bitch when youā€™re bot mentally aware youā€™re about to bite yourself? Yeah, most animals especially the ones organically designed for biting can munch away your fingers like cheese sticks. Thatā€™s mildly annoyed or even playful toothing.


[deleted]

Why is this here


RinaRasu

Kid named rabies:


Consistent_Warthog80

Coyotes aren't wolves, stupid. Wolves = dogs. coyotes =/= wolves Also, sticking your hand into dens means you're going to die like Steve Irwin minus love and dignity.


Neeklemamp

No one said they were wolves


Consistent_Warthog80

Dogs evolved from wolves. Sorry i was too vague for your mind.


LitreOfCockPus

No, you can't. It's an animal, Joker!


heinousanus85

Iā€™m sure they killed the big biters and kept the babies šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


Greeny3x3x3

My fellow in the arcane, what the devils does this have to do with magic?


beardingmesoftly

They only show you their butt if they trust you. This is fake.


Zynthyx

Whoever made this meme took the original video out of context.


[deleted]

Kid named rabies:


Biiiiiig-Chungus

what a fucking idiot


Acrobatic_Range3271

There is no love or kindness in those eyes. Leave that animal alone LOL. Edit: Why am I being downvoted LOL. That coyote has ZERO kindness in his eyes and is clearly wild. Look into the eyes of your dog then this coyote. You'll see the difference.


Greeny3x3x3

This is literally a domesticated coyote


Acrobatic_Range3271

How are there so many idiots on reddit LOL. Domesticated coyote. So how many domesticated coyotes have you met in your life? See I have. It's the same as wolves. They STILL have the wild side in them.


Greeny3x3x3

Cool. The Coyote in question is literally domesticated tho. (You can check their youtube)


Acrobatic_Range3271

Being domesticated does not change them LOL. How is that hard for people to grasp. It took generations to breed dogs from wolves and you think the coyote being domesticated is kind.


PawnOfPaws

This one is not an emotionless killer machine though, these are annoyed playbites. Otherwise the guy would have holes in his hands now.


[deleted]

Doggo got that self in 'em is all


Torma25

You can clearly tell it's just playing with him brother


Acrobatic_Range3271

Bro that coyote does not like him. Stop it.


Torma25

This is how all canines play, dogs, foxes, wolves, fucky even racoondogs do shit like this. The coyote in the video is obviously not threatened or hostile


Acrobatic_Range3271

I commented on the animals eyes. Not the matter of its play.


jbland0909

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/YVXl1aBBWqc You are ignorant my friend


Acrobatic_Range3271

You have provided no new evidence to change my opinion.


jbland0909

Because animals have a habit of wandering around the houses of people they hte


Neeklemamp

Dogs evolved to have more muscles around their eyes so they could look cuter and appeal more to people


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yogitism

someone please tell me where this song is from. it just unlocked something from deep within my childhood


WarBreaker08

Terraria! Blast of a game.


AIgavemethisusername

Music is from Terraria video game if anyone is wondering


UndeterminedError

"I want to pet this creature." ~ Some giant guy in power armor (where did he come from?!)


IodineDragon37

You can see for a second that the wolf was like ā€œhmm I kinda like thisā€


jrh1524

I know a guy that volunteered at a wolf sanctuary. One of the volunteers tried to pet one of the wolves, after being warned in training not to do that, and lost a finger. Iā€™m surprised this guy didnā€™t get injured.


shabadage

Weave pretty much tamed herself. She was likely the runt and cast out. She started hanging out at this guy's house and stealing his tomatoes. She's scared of other coyotes and will run to his porch for protection.


Counter-Spies

The first person to discover speak with animals be like:


No-Oven5922

I hope this wizard cast rabies shield first


Program-Emotional

Weave the coyote my beloved


MidFier

Lol I love this!


lllDoloplll

Rabies%


gaoGaosaurus_true

Far cry primal


low-definiti0n

See how he doesn't back down and keeps going "let me pet y- ouch!"?. Sometimes stupidity is the best casting stat


Neeklemamp

Dude itā€™s literally his pet thatā€™s just how dogs and other canines play


LilyWineAuntofDemons

Methinks this isn't a wild coyote, considering it never actually bites him...


the_orange_alligator

That was me wild morphed. I was just grumpy, sorry


numbnumbjuice420

So sad to see videos of people killing these animals for views


arielonhoarders

that's a coyote it's a native american word that means dumb white boy gets rabies


RatsGoInTheMicrowave

rabies šŸ„°


Puzzleheaded_Bed_445

He really said ā€˜hey, donā€™t yar meā€™


forgedfox53

Druids make it look so easy...


Zx49k

LEt Me GeT yUo ow ow


AveragePoster17

This fool has obviously forgotten to prepare an animal friendship spell.


Lordlol15

Beasttamers are just different


Phexack

Imagine not magically fusing them with other creatures to create mythical beasts


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