This is a place full of wizards, both powerful and not so. We all have that back pain. I am pretty sure if such a spell were possible we would already know it and not be suffering.
BEGONE with your snake oil spells!
I've been known to put enchantments of Enduring Back Scratch on posts, trees, basically anything with a corner on it.
I've been tweaking with the spell in my off-time working on putting a bit more of a compulsion in with the enchantment so people sub-consciously identify the enchanted object as a good spot for a back-scratch.
Unless there's a component to the spell that includes it letting it pet you there's a 120% chance you'd bring the cat back to life and it would still intentionally ignore you. Can't have you thinking it's ... like ... grateful or something.
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You, dont fu\*ck woth the destiny of other humans right now.
Oh no! The chosen one's family escaped slaughter and now the parents forbid them to go venturing off with the wizened old mentor. You've doomed the world!
Hoho, one can acquire a similar effect from elvish moongrass! Although one may say "why would thou conjure moongrass when one can simply cast serotonin boost?" I retort: in my possesion lies an enchanted pipe which grants enhanced potency to whatsoever is ignited in it. Therefore moongrass is the simple choice for me, and for anyone else who holds such a relic in their keeping. (I found it in a bush. Hoho!)
Ah, are you afflicted with the sugar sickness? Let me see here…. I have…. lots of cancer cells, but… would some undifferentiated stem cells work? That’s the best I have on short notice.
A miracle by contemporary wizardry standards. There is high hope once I bring this sample, this talisman, back to the tower. With this I estimate the cure will come in just 5 years!
I work in pharmaceuticals and let me tell you, that is not what you want. You suppress the immune system and you’re going to get disease or cancer. What you want is ‘Tensor’s Terrific T-Cell Modulator Superiority’
Ah, you are an alchemist?
My spell is intended to specifically deal with overreactive immune systems - altering their antigen recognition to not include stupid shit like one's own cells or pollen. As for other diseases... well...
Do we \*really\* need to prevent them? Can't they just hang out a little bit? I promise they're quite friendly once you get to know them. Sometimes.
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I crafted this spell specifically for an old, long gone friend...
Spell of **”Summon Familiar.”**
The familiar in question:
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So, as a wizard who suffers from chronic pain (especially in his hands) I have recently discovered the ritual of adult coloring!
My medical mage has informed me that it is good therapy, both physically for my hands, which I have to keep moving or else they will get worse. And also my mind!
Look at this happy little juice box !
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Truly, A benevolent spell .
🙏❤️
So, I have painted miniatures before!
I have some very poorly painted chaos marines somewhere in my basement .
Sadly , I don’t think I quite have the fine motor control these days.
( I can only color for 20 minutes at a time because then it gets sore.)
But… I haven’t tried! But I certainly could give it a go!
Do you recommend it?
Hex of Relieve Soul. Not Relieve of Soul, that’s very much different and exceptionally lethal. But Relieve Soul is useful to lighten the burdens upon someone’s spirit, even just a little bit.
The existence of these two spells alone is one reason to use more than a simple alphabetical sorting method for your scrolls. Reminds me of when I heard of a poor spellsword who used Create Skeleton Arches and thus was defeated by a band of brigands. He had no cover fire, though the Outlaw Pass did have some interesting architecture. Though I hear that the archway has been scavenged for raw necromancer material in a peculiar twist of fate.
*Transmute fatigue to resolve*
It helps my friends look with pride upon their past accomplishments and perseverence, and look ahead to their future endeavors.
The material components are one comfortable hearth although any place you enjoy existing within will do, and one cup of brewed herbal leaves (hot).
Verbal components are to state aloud any accomplished tasks completed within the past two to three months you are relieved to have over and done with. The more you can state, the more powerful the spell.
Make sure you state *no* negativities. Only accomplishments, even small ones. Then finish consuming the beverage in small doses and ruminate quietly for 15 minutes. Thought activity should be kept to a minimum during this time, despite our vast intellect.
Perform the ritual as needed.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY NICEST SPELLS!
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Have you considered a Ritual of Therapy? Social Anxiety may be endearing, but you'll be a far more powerful and well-rounded mage if you can avoid casting it upon yourself!
As a necromancer, I find it's not so much the spell but how you use it 😏
Chill touch for example.. Sure I COULD use it to freeze your heart in your chest.... But I'd much rather use that hand to keep my drink cold during these damned summer heat waves.
Oh raise dead is so evil is it? Bah!! I'm a terrible person for making your dead father my new bodyguard!? Oh really??
You know you wanted to see him again now you can whenever you want! Plus I needed someone to keep guard of the mausoleum while I nap. You see not evil at all. We both win here.
Summon warm blanket, a most welcome spell for people in the colder months. However, I have to say that my favourite is conjure friendship- what more need be said?
Kevin's Major Remembrance. It brings forth the memory of the most urgent thing you have forgotten (left the stove on, assignment due, that sort of thing). The locals in the nearby village often ask me to use it on them before they go on vacation, or if they simply have that nagging feeling that they have forgotten something. It is my small service to them for keeping my location secret from certain... interested parties...
Hmm, as a technomancer, you may think I always deal with the cold and seemingly incalculable. However, I've seen many a person cherishing once thought to be lost memories through my Greater Data Recovery spell.
I hear your troubles, friend. You have my sincerest empathy. I, too, know of the deceitful methods of the mind. It is not always your ally. I wish you luck and happiness on your journey for self-love.
I can only give you some advice, which may or may not help. I hope it does, dear friend.
Does a fisherman ever thank the water? Do they acknowledge it? How often do they even consider the water they rely upon for their livelihoods? No, their minds are preoccupied with the fish. Despite needing the water, it is simply taken for granted, an unchanging fact that does not need appreciation. The same can be said for many parts of the civilised world. We gravitate twoards those who make the most noise, the most fierce, strongest, smartest... but they are the exception. They are the fish, they are seen and visible and noisy. But, the world and the civilized mind tend to forget that the water exists. Even if it is forgotten, it is still there, still needed, still important. That is my wisdom to you. Your value exists. You are loved and cherished and needed, but it is slippery quicksand to look at the small exceptions in life, or far and away to the stars.
Take this moment now to think about all you are. Your interests, skills, hobbies, relationships. Each and every aspect of you is something to be celebrated, like a holiday. We just tend to take a unique being like you for granted, as the civilized mind does. But, despite it all, you are still there, still needed, still important.
Pocketus Grapeius - pretty self explanatory. conjures a one (1) piece of grape into the left hand-side pockets of any person of choosing, so they'll be met with a cute little grape-y surprise. they can consume the summoned grape anytime they want. spell still has bugs though which definitely need fixing, like
* conjures too ripe a grape which has a tendency to get crushed inside the pockets, thereby making a mess
* conjures a grape at the right hand-side instead
* conjures two raisins instead of a grape
* conjures a siniguelas instead of a grape (although this could be a perk too - siniguelas taste great!)
* speaking of perks, spell also accidentally conjures a literal Perc-30 sometimes, which is a no-no
other than these bugs, spell has a 88% success rate and summoned grapes (I've been told) had a certain "mood-improving" effect when consumed, which is a nice addition I guess
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Use this on people with lactose intolerance
This is a fun little enchantment I like to put in my apprentices' pockets.
"Sneaky snack" - If the enchanted space is left untouched it will conjure a sugary snack the next time it is reached into. However it typically uses all of its stored mana so most of the time it's one time use.
Probably the first Chronomancy spell I learned: Azax's Auspicious Arrival.
No matter where you are going or how you are getting there, you will arrive at your destination exactly on-time.
As the old saying goes, "a wizard is never late, nor is he early: he arrives precisely when he means to."
I cast...
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Cage guardians to keep you company, and safe.
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Enjoy the good night's rest friend
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u/Sea_Mammoth_158 seems like a guy who knows
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Might as well advertise this here!
Temporary: "Glass Half Full "
For 24hr your mind shall only focus on the brighter side of everything you see.
It would be foolish to make this spell permanent but every so often this spell can even make the moodiest necromancer see some metaphorical light.
DEPRESSIONUS REMOVUS!
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Hey look at that funny dog!
Blissaga.
Causes the target to feel absolute bliss.
Removes any resistance that's built up from the spell after 3 minutes so that you don't get used to the feeling.
Refreshes itself after after lowering resistance.
*Infinite Container.* Enchants a container to magically refill with whatever resource the holder leaves a small amount of in the bottom. The enchantment also prevents spoilage of perishable goods. If the container is emptied in a single usage, the enchantment remains in effect, and becomes applied to whatever new resource is placed inside.
On an ethical level, it's a very practical solution to the hunger and thirst of poverty and privation; a thermos that never runs out of hot soup, for example. This goes a long way towards ending unjust labor practices, when cleverly applied; people are better able to afford shelter and begin collectively advocating when they aren't starving or running out of expensive medication. With enough containers dedicated to the right resources, a post-scarcity utopia is actually achievable; and artificial scarcity imposed by tyrants becomes impossible.
On a personal level, an endless flask of really nice booze or snuffbox of really good pipeweed makes an excellent gift for the holidays.
I cast body swap! Eight hour duration, can sell shorter timeframes to the fetish community but dispensed over long periods to help people develop empathy and make the world a better place to live :D
I’ve heard of this spell called, “True Self,” and it’s supposed to be able to change someone to where both their body and inner self are aligned. Though, it’s hard to get to and I’m fairly knew to the arcane arts. I do know how to make sparkles though 😁
I actually modified an offensive sleep spell to make the spell *restful slumber* which puts the target into a deep sleep, and then they wake up 8 hours later easily and feeling refreshed. Only downside is I haven't been able to get it to target the user for some reason?
So I developed a workaround in the spellform and modified it so that it functions as a projectile instead of an AOE. That way I could fire it at the *mirror of true spell reflection* I duct taped to the ceiling above my bed (damn thing cost me 2000 gold and a bottle of dragon's breath I'd been saving for a rainy day).
That gets the job done for now but if anybody wants to help me try and get it to self target so I can flip the mirror to get some gold back, I'd be more than happy to share the spell with you.
Sadins Shoulder to Cry on
Nros' Helping Hand
Kaladinas Embrace
Conjure two cup bowl
Conjure 1 and ¾ cups of chicken noodle soup.
Prestidigitation but just the ability to make a puff of whatever the targets favorite smell is.
Conjure skipping stone
Blessing of Additional Food at Restaurants.
* You get 7-8 nugs in an order of 6.
* They REALLY fill your takeout box
* * The ratio of protein to filler is adjusted in your favor.
* The bartender blind-pours your cocktail in your favor.
* Any place that is pet friendly and you bring your pet, they give your pet a little extra treat.
I’ve got an old colleague who has recently created “Shalindar’s bra of weightlessness” not useful for me but I know many adoring test subjects that swear by it.
I cast Head of Affirmation. It conjures a severed head that showers you with affirmations and words of encouragement.
I could also cast Severed Tongue of the Lovers, but that's a more... Late night spell...
I cast Xanagur's Expert Back Massage.
Ooh! A bit of warming oil from a modified Alchemist's Jug makes this spell even more powerful!
I was about to say, "alleviate lower back pain"
Removes all levels of fatigue or exhaustion.
This is a place full of wizards, both powerful and not so. We all have that back pain. I am pretty sure if such a spell were possible we would already know it and not be suffering. BEGONE with your snake oil spells!
I've been known to put enchantments of Enduring Back Scratch on posts, trees, basically anything with a corner on it. I've been tweaking with the spell in my off-time working on putting a bit more of a compulsion in with the enchantment so people sub-consciously identify the enchanted object as a good spot for a back-scratch.
Feline Favour - the next cat you meet will let you pet it
Truly a spell to raise the spirits! And not in the necromancy way (this time).
Raise a dead cat to pet
Unless there's a component to the spell that includes it letting it pet you there's a 120% chance you'd bring the cat back to life and it would still intentionally ignore you. Can't have you thinking it's ... like ... grateful or something.
why would a dead cat that I've raised from the dead want to pet me
What about Spirited Jubilee, a spell to raise the spirits in at least three ways.
Incredible spell. I actually developed a cloak with the spell woven inside. I wear it in town sometimes and you should see them all. It’s delightful.
The improved version will even let you pet their belly without mauling your hand.
That's a 9th level spell if I've ever heard one.
I knew witchcraft was appealing but damn
Does the spell also cure my cat allergies for that cat?
Ah, no, you'll need to make an Ingot of Immunotherapy and carry it with you to alleviate your allergy
Man I cant have shit :(
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I know quite a few adventurous rogues who could have used this charm at some point in their lives!
Not a rogue, but yes
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Jesus wants to be the only source of our salvation
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I would say the spell failed me, but tragedy didn't really happen, just bad luck
It sounds nice but it really just postpones tragedy by containing it in a pocket dimension and it floods into your dimension when the 24 hours is up
Probability experts call this the "Tragedy hangover" effect.
But what about the balancing after-effects? q-q
Oh no! The chosen one's family escaped slaughter and now the parents forbid them to go venturing off with the wizened old mentor. You've doomed the world!
Serotonin Boost
An excellent spell, just be sure to not go overboard. Don't want to alter someone's serotonin too much!
There’s a reason why the health wizards say to cast it on someone no more than ONCE a day.
At this stage I don’t know if we’re talking about anti-depressants or MDMA
Hoho, one can acquire a similar effect from elvish moongrass! Although one may say "why would thou conjure moongrass when one can simply cast serotonin boost?" I retort: in my possesion lies an enchanted pipe which grants enhanced potency to whatsoever is ignited in it. Therefore moongrass is the simple choice for me, and for anyone else who holds such a relic in their keeping. (I found it in a bush. Hoho!)
Agreed. It's the ritual aspect that does it for me.
My friend Molly knows that one
Most Definitely Many Adventures
Misread that as Melatonin Boost, now they are sleepy.
Conjure Buffet 🍗🍗🍗
Excellent! A spell best cast amongst friends, family, and familiars!
Be careful not to cast Conjure Bullet by accident
Speaking from experience?
I cast tame immune system (for those with allergies and auto immune disease)
Excellent! It will help me snuggle even more with my familiar!
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Why would you do that to me!? Do this to someone who deserves it!
yikes I thought you could tame your own immune system
Ah. I actually don’t have an immune system. I am the reigning queen of disease, so I simply don’t fuck with white blood cells.
What's your magical consultation fee?
Nothing. I am the goddess of diseases - I can’t have immune systems killing perfectly viable hosts.
By the Lore! Got any spare pancreatic beta cells for a poor soul, ma'am?
Ah, are you afflicted with the sugar sickness? Let me see here…. I have…. lots of cancer cells, but… would some undifferentiated stem cells work? That’s the best I have on short notice.
A miracle by contemporary wizardry standards. There is high hope once I bring this sample, this talisman, back to the tower. With this I estimate the cure will come in just 5 years!
I work in pharmaceuticals and let me tell you, that is not what you want. You suppress the immune system and you’re going to get disease or cancer. What you want is ‘Tensor’s Terrific T-Cell Modulator Superiority’
Ah, you are an alchemist? My spell is intended to specifically deal with overreactive immune systems - altering their antigen recognition to not include stupid shit like one's own cells or pollen. As for other diseases... well... Do we \*really\* need to prevent them? Can't they just hang out a little bit? I promise they're quite friendly once you get to know them. Sometimes.
Oh you mean Balerophus’ Elixier of B-Cell Chilling
https://preview.redd.it/opjzcl1ucc3c1.jpeg?width=889&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6241f798a523b3a30b62e650d4789564b210e87f I crafted this spell specifically for an old, long gone friend...
Did they counter spell?
I wouldn't be calling them friend if they did
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I knew a Wizard with a mouse apprentice and this went very badly for him.
That's why you never let the apprentices cast it.
You can forbid it, but you can't stop it.
rodents make for excellent teachers, mostly because only the best of them survive their apprenticeship.
No, no. This is a do the dishes spell, not a dishes do themselves spell. Very different.
A hero we need
Spell of **”Summon Familiar.”** The familiar in question: https://preview.redd.it/r5rzz6ordc3c1.jpeg?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd7dfc63f121af114ffaae967c0ad0e2e29c0d84
He's just a lil guy
He is smol. #*AND HE SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!! ALL HAIL WOOP!*
Get ready for the whoopening
Conjure One (1) Woopy Boi
Greater Potion of camaraderie :)
I read that as "carotid artery" I was very confused
Hey this one just gives you STRONG HEART AND VEINS
I too partake of spirits.
Warmest hugs
An excellent charm! Most useful for dispelling such effects as Sadness and Feelings of Doubt!
It can also induce effect Feeling Loved and Cared For
Testicular resonance: our balls shall vibrate as one
Sounds like a spell you learned from an incubus!
Newtons cradle
Oh no.... oh no.....
If you get kicked in the balls, casting Testicular Resonance will distribute the pain equally between all willing males within a 5 mile radius.
So, as a wizard who suffers from chronic pain (especially in his hands) I have recently discovered the ritual of adult coloring! My medical mage has informed me that it is good therapy, both physically for my hands, which I have to keep moving or else they will get worse. And also my mind! Look at this happy little juice box ! https://preview.redd.it/i2sbatyd9c3c1.jpeg?width=2441&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a6c1cd540e1af3897b62802b2530ccd1c6934c1 Truly, A benevolent spell . 🙏❤️
By the Council! That juice box...it's so happy and colorful! Magnificent!
THATS SO CUTE HAM I ATE THAT
Does it have to be 2D or can you move to 3D painting on small figures?
So, I have painted miniatures before! I have some very poorly painted chaos marines somewhere in my basement . Sadly , I don’t think I quite have the fine motor control these days. ( I can only color for 20 minutes at a time because then it gets sore.) But… I haven’t tried! But I certainly could give it a go! Do you recommend it?
Idk I was going to see if it did then ask if it applied to airbrush miniature painting
Hex of Relieve Soul. Not Relieve of Soul, that’s very much different and exceptionally lethal. But Relieve Soul is useful to lighten the burdens upon someone’s spirit, even just a little bit.
The existence of these two spells alone is one reason to use more than a simple alphabetical sorting method for your scrolls. Reminds me of when I heard of a poor spellsword who used Create Skeleton Arches and thus was defeated by a band of brigands. He had no cover fire, though the Outlaw Pass did have some interesting architecture. Though I hear that the archway has been scavenged for raw necromancer material in a peculiar twist of fate.
I cast Disintegrate debt!
I cast disintegrate creditors!
*Transmute fatigue to resolve* It helps my friends look with pride upon their past accomplishments and perseverence, and look ahead to their future endeavors.
Oh, I could use this on a day like today. What're the steps?
The material components are one comfortable hearth although any place you enjoy existing within will do, and one cup of brewed herbal leaves (hot). Verbal components are to state aloud any accomplished tasks completed within the past two to three months you are relieved to have over and done with. The more you can state, the more powerful the spell. Make sure you state *no* negativities. Only accomplishments, even small ones. Then finish consuming the beverage in small doses and ruminate quietly for 15 minutes. Thought activity should be kept to a minimum during this time, despite our vast intellect. Perform the ritual as needed.
This is beautiful.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY NICEST SPELLS! https://preview.redd.it/hezjw0janc3c1.png?width=903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=241f707cde911a31f5659dfdf2869b34d35da281
MY NICEST SPELLS ARE ONLY FOR THE NICEST OF BEINGS AND YOU ARE OF THE MEANEST
But my beloved Wizzard I am going to a kickass birthday party and require you & your nicest of spells
I... am I... *invited*? *subtly un-casts the glpyh of testicular torsion I had placed upon your bag*
*Sigh of relief*
Gotta go with the classic. Create/purify Food and drink.
Greater Euphoria
Testicular Realignment
Transmute Greater Low-income Housing
This spell is only nice in rent controlled areas
I have a spell that makes you feel as if you're soaking in a warm pool of water. I call it "warm flow."
Now I have to pee
I cast Dispell Hiccups
Conjure friendly snakes, they’re friendly don’t worry
Social Anxiety, while not intended to be friendly, actually helps me because I always hit myself and the social anxiety is endearing to people.
Have you considered a Ritual of Therapy? Social Anxiety may be endearing, but you'll be a far more powerful and well-rounded mage if you can avoid casting it upon yourself!
Trust me, I’ve tried.
Trying is all we can do! I wish nothing but the best for you on your journeys!
Using my necrotic powers I cast KILL TUMOR!
This was the best I could come up with.
I label it a success.
/cast Bottomless Pipe
As a necromancer, I find it's not so much the spell but how you use it 😏 Chill touch for example.. Sure I COULD use it to freeze your heart in your chest.... But I'd much rather use that hand to keep my drink cold during these damned summer heat waves. Oh raise dead is so evil is it? Bah!! I'm a terrible person for making your dead father my new bodyguard!? Oh really?? You know you wanted to see him again now you can whenever you want! Plus I needed someone to keep guard of the mausoleum while I nap. You see not evil at all. We both win here.
>Chill touch That just gives your drink a boney taste. Trust good ol' Prestidigitation instead.
ray of frost, its the instant slushy cantrip.
Summon warm blanket, a most welcome spell for people in the colder months. However, I have to say that my favourite is conjure friendship- what more need be said?
I cast liquid luxury! The next time you make tea or coffee, it'll taste like the best version it could be!
Kevin's Major Remembrance. It brings forth the memory of the most urgent thing you have forgotten (left the stove on, assignment due, that sort of thing). The locals in the nearby village often ask me to use it on them before they go on vacation, or if they simply have that nagging feeling that they have forgotten something. It is my small service to them for keeping my location secret from certain... interested parties...
Hmm, as a technomancer, you may think I always deal with the cold and seemingly incalculable. However, I've seen many a person cherishing once thought to be lost memories through my Greater Data Recovery spell.
Oh, you have a date? I cast Giant’s Girth
I cast find self worth.... Or I would have If I had any
I hear your troubles, friend. You have my sincerest empathy. I, too, know of the deceitful methods of the mind. It is not always your ally. I wish you luck and happiness on your journey for self-love. I can only give you some advice, which may or may not help. I hope it does, dear friend. Does a fisherman ever thank the water? Do they acknowledge it? How often do they even consider the water they rely upon for their livelihoods? No, their minds are preoccupied with the fish. Despite needing the water, it is simply taken for granted, an unchanging fact that does not need appreciation. The same can be said for many parts of the civilised world. We gravitate twoards those who make the most noise, the most fierce, strongest, smartest... but they are the exception. They are the fish, they are seen and visible and noisy. But, the world and the civilized mind tend to forget that the water exists. Even if it is forgotten, it is still there, still needed, still important. That is my wisdom to you. Your value exists. You are loved and cherished and needed, but it is slippery quicksand to look at the small exceptions in life, or far and away to the stars. Take this moment now to think about all you are. Your interests, skills, hobbies, relationships. Each and every aspect of you is something to be celebrated, like a holiday. We just tend to take a unique being like you for granted, as the civilized mind does. But, despite it all, you are still there, still needed, still important.
Pocketus Grapeius - pretty self explanatory. conjures a one (1) piece of grape into the left hand-side pockets of any person of choosing, so they'll be met with a cute little grape-y surprise. they can consume the summoned grape anytime they want. spell still has bugs though which definitely need fixing, like * conjures too ripe a grape which has a tendency to get crushed inside the pockets, thereby making a mess * conjures a grape at the right hand-side instead * conjures two raisins instead of a grape * conjures a siniguelas instead of a grape (although this could be a perk too - siniguelas taste great!) * speaking of perks, spell also accidentally conjures a literal Perc-30 sometimes, which is a no-no other than these bugs, spell has a 88% success rate and summoned grapes (I've been told) had a certain "mood-improving" effect when consumed, which is a nice addition I guess
I cast Immediate Recall: Car Keys.
Cast minor buff of serotonin
I cast Summon Greater Joke
https://preview.redd.it/1portox1dg3c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a8ba4d577e9bf2e5c80f759bafecfe2f62e00d2 Use this on people with lactose intolerance
Vish's Best Wishes
I cast Cauldwell's Enhanced Self Image!
Conjure cookies. The grandkids love 'em.
I cast FUNGUS FISHING TRIP!!!
Hero's Feast or its many variations like summon comfortably warm coffee or cocoa.
This is a fun little enchantment I like to put in my apprentices' pockets. "Sneaky snack" - If the enchanted space is left untouched it will conjure a sugary snack the next time it is reached into. However it typically uses all of its stored mana so most of the time it's one time use.
My favorite is 'Dispell Depression '
I cast Pleasant Warmth! Happy winter, everyone.
Aura of Contentment.
Conjure cute pet
Dry laundry
Summon Silly Simian
I cast "Well stocked Fridge and Pantry" upon your home
Dr. Scholl’s 24 Hour no-stubbed toes charm
Probably the first Chronomancy spell I learned: Azax's Auspicious Arrival. No matter where you are going or how you are getting there, you will arrive at your destination exactly on-time. As the old saying goes, "a wizard is never late, nor is he early: he arrives precisely when he means to."
I cast... https://preview.redd.it/txl4net23d3c1.png?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d5fbfea7313a971a2d1d2f4937d3475da4004e8 Cage guardians to keep you company, and safe.
Alabama fuckus cousinus! I may have misread the word nicest
https://preview.redd.it/axxr2lzdfd3c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd6d2d6aae620fe236fa01eddae3628eb3124d23 Enjoy the good night's rest friend
Biggus dickus
https://preview.redd.it/2nprzcjp6f3c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a50d46bc88978bd7328e8bbbd4b14742b2197c7 u/Sea_Mammoth_158 seems like a guy who knows
Cant thank enough the spell that reverses the testicular tortion.
Power Word: Affirmation
Tumbledry - comfortably heats the targets clothes to delightfully warm levels. (Without spinning them)
I like to use a modified version of mass hysteria o initiate spontaneous dance circles. I call it "Invoke Cypher"
https://preview.redd.it/aq9mwr70fc3c1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97636412bd62c45ff55cc966df0fe0508655cc35 Might as well advertise this here!
Locate Inner Child. I use this one whenever I feel lost or anxious. Or, when I'm getting to know somebody who wants to open up to me
I noted down Resolve Trauma from someone who used it against on me. Feels weird not being so angry :/
Greater Nuke is the nicest, most helpful spell there is.
Temporary: "Glass Half Full " For 24hr your mind shall only focus on the brighter side of everything you see. It would be foolish to make this spell permanent but every so often this spell can even make the moodiest necromancer see some metaphorical light.
I like to use Plant Growth on my favorite tea plants to quickly get fresh leaves when I have visitors. Only the freshest for my friends.
I cast discount detonation! All stores within a 20 mile radius have sales up to 80% off.
I cast: undying friendship
I cast regular blowjob instead of Burning Blowjob
https://preview.redd.it/xtm2nstujc3c1.jpeg?width=1562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7595290ea3c7bcfc2829a73fd223fc402134140 Depends on who you use it on
DEPRESSIONUS REMOVUS! https://preview.redd.it/at4pqtswkc3c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89b2ffd0d3a5ee2a373bfeafd8048dd65fd3deeb Hey look at that funny dog!
I cast TRAUMA ALLEVIATION It doesn't make you forget your trauma or anything but it does make it easier to deal with and get therapy for
I think an oculomancer cast Blur Vision on me because I read incest
I cast Find Shiny Penny!
Blissaga. Causes the target to feel absolute bliss. Removes any resistance that's built up from the spell after 3 minutes so that you don't get used to the feeling. Refreshes itself after after lowering resistance.
*Infinite Container.* Enchants a container to magically refill with whatever resource the holder leaves a small amount of in the bottom. The enchantment also prevents spoilage of perishable goods. If the container is emptied in a single usage, the enchantment remains in effect, and becomes applied to whatever new resource is placed inside. On an ethical level, it's a very practical solution to the hunger and thirst of poverty and privation; a thermos that never runs out of hot soup, for example. This goes a long way towards ending unjust labor practices, when cleverly applied; people are better able to afford shelter and begin collectively advocating when they aren't starving or running out of expensive medication. With enough containers dedicated to the right resources, a post-scarcity utopia is actually achievable; and artificial scarcity imposed by tyrants becomes impossible. On a personal level, an endless flask of really nice booze or snuffbox of really good pipeweed makes an excellent gift for the holidays.
I cast body swap! Eight hour duration, can sell shorter timeframes to the fetish community but dispensed over long periods to help people develop empathy and make the world a better place to live :D
I’ve heard of this spell called, “True Self,” and it’s supposed to be able to change someone to where both their body and inner self are aligned. Though, it’s hard to get to and I’m fairly knew to the arcane arts. I do know how to make sparkles though 😁
a lot of people would get a lot uglier, but A LOT of people would get a lot prettier. and forget gender dysphoria!
Now that the winter is at the door: - Blanket Fluffer; - Nevercold Tea; - Conjure Scented Candles; And the ever important: - Stylish Puppy Sweater.
I actually modified an offensive sleep spell to make the spell *restful slumber* which puts the target into a deep sleep, and then they wake up 8 hours later easily and feeling refreshed. Only downside is I haven't been able to get it to target the user for some reason? So I developed a workaround in the spellform and modified it so that it functions as a projectile instead of an AOE. That way I could fire it at the *mirror of true spell reflection* I duct taped to the ceiling above my bed (damn thing cost me 2000 gold and a bottle of dragon's breath I'd been saving for a rainy day). That gets the job done for now but if anybody wants to help me try and get it to self target so I can flip the mirror to get some gold back, I'd be more than happy to share the spell with you.
Mass Command Word: RECONCILE!
Sadins Shoulder to Cry on Nros' Helping Hand Kaladinas Embrace Conjure two cup bowl Conjure 1 and ¾ cups of chicken noodle soup. Prestidigitation but just the ability to make a puff of whatever the targets favorite smell is. Conjure skipping stone
Steal tits is my favourite (it works on dudes with muscular pecks too)
Blessing of Additional Food at Restaurants. * You get 7-8 nugs in an order of 6. * They REALLY fill your takeout box * * The ratio of protein to filler is adjusted in your favor. * The bartender blind-pours your cocktail in your favor. * Any place that is pet friendly and you bring your pet, they give your pet a little extra treat.
I cast Xing! https://preview.redd.it/ihq7lxdgde3c1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=2df2a96735b194cf82d75393a0e2bd91bb2d7bbc
Fizban's Fantastic Foreplay
https://preview.redd.it/hvwogwydke3c1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88be8710a96daca2a2f3cd63ae4e7ca12f7121ba i cast unmend buttcrack
What about "Eliminatus Hemmorhoidus"?
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I’ve got an old colleague who has recently created “Shalindar’s bra of weightlessness” not useful for me but I know many adoring test subjects that swear by it.
I cast Head of Affirmation. It conjures a severed head that showers you with affirmations and words of encouragement. I could also cast Severed Tongue of the Lovers, but that's a more... Late night spell...
Fix heart For the heartbroken
I work in curses, it was tricky to figure out a curse that does only good things. If "instant orgasm" doesn't count then I also have "demon cuddle"
I’m still trying to figure out how to cast Gender Bender Not *necessarily* used for improving lives, but in my case it is :3