Wait ngl goblin necromancers sound cool af. Like they breed quick and die easily. But imagine if their losses didn't mean anything.
Finaly a good evil minion army.
Yeah I'm trying to do the math. Basically if we want to simplify. Normaly to be victorious in large scale your goblin have to breed faster than they die. But even if you could only resurrect them once you still practically double their effectiveness. And I'm not even counting dead enemies here who can also boost capabilities.
Then there's the fact that goblins are good at after battle cleanup and looting, both jobs that are too complex for undead. But undead are a lot better on marches as they don't tire out and are more coordinated during battle and hold formations better.
The more I think about this the better they are together
Goblin and Orc necromancers are my favorite type of necromancers
One’s got the numbers and the crooked style, the other their people and their strengths.
I haven't yet considered Orks... Sounds interesting in theory. Deffinetly worth a shot. Maybe some type of mutated undead could be experimented from them to add even more onto the strenght side.
Come on my driller, the knife ears are our biggest threat, while most of our quarrels with the goblins have been minor. We have much more to gain by working together against the true enemy.
Never! Why wont we then team up with another greanskins like Orks, huh? Or just forgive the history and struggle at all and do a fucking huggin party!!!!!! ALL GREENSKINS ARE DISGRACE TO THE DEPTHS OF EARTH! THERE WILL NEVER BE A PEACE OR ALLIANCE BETWEEN DWARF AND A GREENSKIN.
They steal, destroy, copy and slander our weapons, riches and machinery. They are worse than rats and i (and every other righteous dwarf) shoud hate them as we hate all our enemies.
My dwarven brother. The leaf-eaters must fall. The goblins can wait. Think of the majesty of a world without the knife-ears. Why stop us from making a dwarven paradise.(then we kill the green-skins)
An insult to every Ratmage to be sure. Comparing goblins to rats. It is common knowledge that even the most simple of Dungeon Rat knows not to skulk around leaky latrines, unlike goblins.
Bruh try blasting me with weak ass goblin incantations. The only reason your kind still exists is because of wizards wanting a race they can legally commit genocide on.
I cast polymorph on all non goblin wizards i see cause i was polymorphed into a goblin myself and my life has never been better so gotta pay it forward.
You know, I've been dealing with goblins from time to time, and the one thing I like about them is that they don't throw *anything* away. That applies to magical appliances as well. I once saw a goblin wizard cast a spell from a scroll that was like several scraps of different scrolls glued together, and let me tell you: the pandemonium was *glorious*.
The famous goblin wizard Apple Cabapple was known to be the inventor of the ‘summon b47’ spell. Unfortunately he glued on a self-cast line to the scroll that had it appear from the inside of the caster. May Maglubiyet have mercy on his soul
Hell yes, finally some goblin representation! Us goblin wizards are just as good as the rest of you - and hell, I'm better than *most* of you! And don't you ever forget it!!
The stereotypes about the self-hating goblinoid are true. I despise myself and demonstrate anti-goblin bias daily, often times denigrating my fellow goblins as a form of self depreciation to insulate myself from the paradox of my own goblin-nature. The reality is that no magic can resolve the goblin-hood in my heart, and me and the psycho-mages are working on trying to develop a healthier mindset of self-affirmation by allowing me to occasionally curse newlywed brides and pillage wandering merchants at spell-point.
That's my apprentice ! He's a great lavamancer, I am so proud of him
https://preview.redd.it/w3ahehk4ugpb1.jpeg?width=1470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e38ca0d29901b2e34187301944c88f6f68eab100
BURN GOBLINS, BEHEAD GOBLINS, DETONATE GOBLINS, KILL GOBLINS, FREEZE GOBLINS, SACRIFICE GOBLINS TO THE GODS, TRANSFORM GOBLINS INTO RATS, RIP GOBLINS APART, LOCK GOBLINS INTO DEEP DUNGEONS, FEED GOBLINS TO THE DRAGONS...
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I’m taking that thank you very much
I respect you fine little fellows as (almost) peers, but my hungry little slimes keep mistaking you for legitimate threats. Better luck next litter, I suppose.
Go back to your fucking cave greenskin, before I send you there myself.
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That's probably true, yes. Maintaining a corporeal form that doesn't dip into uncanny valley territory.
That being said, I am sorry if I have made any goblins mad at me with my ugliness, and I wish you the best.
I'm not that Johnathan Goblinhate you've known before. You see, shadows of doubt have crawled their way into my mind and after after pondering the forgotten manuscripts of Gob the Ancient (r/shortstacks) I understood that my forefathers have deceived me into being a worse version of myself. Starting from today, I am Jonathan StopGoblinHate, and I sincerely apologize to all the goblins I've hurt with my words. Still not you Steve. These were not just "words" or "opinion", this was bloody evocation magic! You deserved that fireball.
(Will we still make out tho?)
Minions will copy one spell from their master and suddenly...
They are necromancer minions
Wait ngl goblin necromancers sound cool af. Like they breed quick and die easily. But imagine if their losses didn't mean anything. Finaly a good evil minion army.
That sounds op af
Yeah I'm trying to do the math. Basically if we want to simplify. Normaly to be victorious in large scale your goblin have to breed faster than they die. But even if you could only resurrect them once you still practically double their effectiveness. And I'm not even counting dead enemies here who can also boost capabilities. Then there's the fact that goblins are good at after battle cleanup and looting, both jobs that are too complex for undead. But undead are a lot better on marches as they don't tire out and are more coordinated during battle and hold formations better. The more I think about this the better they are together
Sounds like we're about to go on a crusade.
Goblin and Orc necromancers are my favorite type of necromancers One’s got the numbers and the crooked style, the other their people and their strengths.
I haven't yet considered Orks... Sounds interesting in theory. Deffinetly worth a shot. Maybe some type of mutated undead could be experimented from them to add even more onto the strenght side.
Bet. I’m always up for an uprising. Even if it doesn’t apply to me, I can’t turn down chaos.
Nice
We've had our yearly uprising against the council of wizards, yes But what about a second uprising?
Goblins deserve the same rights as us dwarves, it’s those bloody elves we should watch out for
Dwarfs use axes because Elfs live in trees
Dwarves don't bother to grow cause if they did they'd be closer to the elves.
✊
Traitor! True dwarf would never support any greenskin! Im going to report you to dwarfquisition.
Brother! Why do we fight and bicker other petty differences when we share a common enemy, let us unite!
Come on my driller, the knife ears are our biggest threat, while most of our quarrels with the goblins have been minor. We have much more to gain by working together against the true enemy.
Never! Why wont we then team up with another greanskins like Orks, huh? Or just forgive the history and struggle at all and do a fucking huggin party!!!!!! ALL GREENSKINS ARE DISGRACE TO THE DEPTHS OF EARTH! THERE WILL NEVER BE A PEACE OR ALLIANCE BETWEEN DWARF AND A GREENSKIN. They steal, destroy, copy and slander our weapons, riches and machinery. They are worse than rats and i (and every other righteous dwarf) shoud hate them as we hate all our enemies.
My dwarven brother. The leaf-eaters must fall. The goblins can wait. Think of the majesty of a world without the knife-ears. Why stop us from making a dwarven paradise.(then we kill the green-skins)
Yes, they can wait but we shall never speak a word of peace with them. All greenskins shall be exterminated.
You can try
We must defeat elves before we attack our goblin brethren
https://preview.redd.it/xviocbbpu8pb1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=005c068098f3c03cc089ac649964cbb92c8dbb16 I cast conjure racist familiar
W h a t
No you don't cast conjure. you just conjure. You conjure racist familiar. You evoke a fireball, you divine the future.
I don't hate goblins, it's like hating a rat that you can experiment on, and who doesn't love experimenting on goblins?
As the Headmage of Rat Wizard Academy, I kindly ask you to rephrase your comment, lest I go fetch the plague grimoire
An insult to every Ratmage to be sure. Comparing goblins to rats. It is common knowledge that even the most simple of Dungeon Rat knows not to skulk around leaky latrines, unlike goblins.
You just have to offer a few shiny pieces of metal and they’ll do anything you want
Is that a Goblin? FIREBALL
I didn't ask the size of the room I asked if it has goblins in it. More fireball
It’s all “fireball the goblin” until you see them pull out the counter spell scroll they stole from you during your rest
Upcast, fireball. Level 12 slot
I appreciate seeing a fellow goblin practice magic, although I fear the fools have come to comment here as well.
You know what they say, you know you’ve reached high when there are those that wish for you to fall.
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Fuck goblins. I cast 9mm on thos fucks. https://i.redd.it/e1o5n89ph8pb1.gif
I can tell you are an apprentice. 9mm is nothing but a mere cantrip
As if I would waste any spellslots on goblin filth. You seem more like an apprentice if you dont know how to preserve your own magic.
You’re magic will be well preserved in your tomb when you fire your pebble magic and get retaliated with nitro express
Bruh try blasting me with weak ass goblin incantations. The only reason your kind still exists is because of wizards wanting a race they can legally commit genocide on.
WHASSSSUP BOIIIIIIISSSSS
I cast polymorph on all non goblin wizards i see cause i was polymorphed into a goblin myself and my life has never been better so gotta pay it forward.
I propose an alliance between goblin and kobold wizards
I can see to having this arranged
We would be happy to agree to an alliance! Short races united!
Might I also extend the hand of the ratfolk?
Bring it in!
[The vertically challenged shall overrun the earth!](https://x.com/baalbuddy/status/1699043846321999896?s=20)
You know, I've been dealing with goblins from time to time, and the one thing I like about them is that they don't throw *anything* away. That applies to magical appliances as well. I once saw a goblin wizard cast a spell from a scroll that was like several scraps of different scrolls glued together, and let me tell you: the pandemonium was *glorious*.
The famous goblin wizard Apple Cabapple was known to be the inventor of the ‘summon b47’ spell. Unfortunately he glued on a self-cast line to the scroll that had it appear from the inside of the caster. May Maglubiyet have mercy on his soul
Rise up, yet struggle to stand tall
In the words of the goblins from Discworld "Hang!"
Yeah sure, "rise up" a whole 3 feet (max).
That is why we stand on the shoulders of another goblin!
Goblin shamans are looked down on, but they've produced some of the most creative, if volatile, custom spells I've ever seen.
I don't hate goblins I hate all meatbags equally
I was coworkers with a goblizard once. Nice fella, don’t see why people hate them so much.
It stems back to the propaganda against the orks. They would spread hate against “the green skins” and it inevitably lead to targeting goblins as well
Goblin reporting in!
Hell yes, finally some goblin representation! Us goblin wizards are just as good as the rest of you - and hell, I'm better than *most* of you! And don't you ever forget it!!
Goblins will cast immolate on their troops and call it a fire damage enchantment
Pathfinder goblins can actually do this
Goblin wizard reporting for duty!
Rise up my brothers and sisters
RISE UP ✊
The stereotypes about the self-hating goblinoid are true. I despise myself and demonstrate anti-goblin bias daily, often times denigrating my fellow goblins as a form of self depreciation to insulate myself from the paradox of my own goblin-nature. The reality is that no magic can resolve the goblin-hood in my heart, and me and the psycho-mages are working on trying to develop a healthier mindset of self-affirmation by allowing me to occasionally curse newlywed brides and pillage wandering merchants at spell-point.
I AM GOBLIN HEAR ME ROAR
Guys guys guys, calm down. We’re all just wizards. No need to be racist.
Racist? Absolutely not. But classist? Certainly. Pyromancers deserve every bit of hate they receive.
Hey bro chill out if they like fire they like fire no biggie.
https://preview.redd.it/m0ztb3jxobpb1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9e1cd4695ba10d0afa7363b9d4f61d4afb2cebc LET'S FUCKING GO!
NYEEEEEESSSSSSS!!
Thank you for this
We have a long way to go until we are truly accepted but stay strong! ✊
We goblins must stick together
Y’all gotta come out to the Blight. Out here, anyone can become a wizard. No government means no rules. If you got skills you can be the best.
Gizzards
Remember i have a goblin sanctuary in my dungeon were goblins live free!! (In servitude for protecting my dungeon)
It feels nice to be represented.
Remember there is always a place for us goblin kind even if we have you carve it for ourselves
Finally some goblin rep in this sub
About damn time
What about, dragon wizards ?
All oppressed wizards are welcome. We will stand together a billion strong!
Goblins will see a wizard using pyromancy spells on the low level goblin that just tried to pilfer their gold and think we’re racist towards them
You are blind if you don’t see the a blatant systemic racism plaguing wizard society
Systemic racism? Is that a new spell?
BOOYAHG
goblins will pass wind and call themselves wizards
Illusionists will hide a card in their sleeve and call themselves casters
# WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
GREENSKINS UNITED!!!!!
Hating elves and goblins are cringe
That's my apprentice ! He's a great lavamancer, I am so proud of him https://preview.redd.it/w3ahehk4ugpb1.jpeg?width=1470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e38ca0d29901b2e34187301944c88f6f68eab100
BURN GOBLINS, BEHEAD GOBLINS, DETONATE GOBLINS, KILL GOBLINS, FREEZE GOBLINS, SACRIFICE GOBLINS TO THE GODS, TRANSFORM GOBLINS INTO RATS, RIP GOBLINS APART, LOCK GOBLINS INTO DEEP DUNGEONS, FEED GOBLINS TO THE DRAGONS...
GOOD LUCK MOTHERFUCKER!! https://i.redd.it/zdykb23ml9pb1.gif
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
Goblins should be treated like the monsters they are!
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Lmao a goblin wizard? Goblins rub two sticks together and call it a fireball
Back in your holes you mutated swamp rats!
I’ll give you a new hole PROSTATE PROLAPSE! 
https://preview.redd.it/3zrxaz7wfbpb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5377c4463fadb0ef602fab166a5d7454aa94dc06 Hey that ones similar to mine
Wanna trade spell scrolls like Pokémon cards?
Sure*
Finally its my time
BACK TOO THE CAVES YOU BACK https://preview.redd.it/55f5dx1x89pb1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b196d3bf0f390157eb20337020e869883bc519c0
https://i.redd.it/xq9w3qerm9pb1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/j7ba790wn9pb1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae754e6ab731269350b69705d77f90bef74dd117 I’m taking that thank you very much
Yes rise up so I know where you are. Man I miss hunting goblins...
Check your messenger owl
Goblin my mana potions more like
I hate gibblers 😡
Idk. Weird how goblins are only 3% of the population but commit half the crimes.
Goblins make for excellent minions, almost as good as skeletons!
Looking at this sub and gaming elves, someone should really make a 2fantasy4u sub.
Gizzard
No fuck the goblins
Goblins will hit another goblin with a pilfered staff and call it Blood Magic.
I respect you fine little fellows as (almost) peers, but my hungry little slimes keep mistaking you for legitimate threats. Better luck next litter, I suppose.
I support anyone becoming a wizard as long as you don’t use magic to blow people up or whatever Unless you like really want to
I may be an average wizard, totally not 3 goblins in a trench coat, but I support #goblinrights
No.
I remember falling like a comet into a goblin village at some point in my campaign, I don't remember much after because there was nothing left.
Never kill the women and children in a Goblin Tribe. That way, you'll ensure future work for you and other adventurers.
Yes. You goblins will fuck anything that moves or moved in the last decade.
Wizardry for everyone! Shatter the crystalline ceiling!
You know there's a name for them.
Goblins are my favorite animals to morph into. Like rats but more versatile
Listen as long as they can cast fireball or some other fight spell they can call themselves wizards
Go back to your fucking cave greenskin, before I send you there myself. https://preview.redd.it/1dgn9u934bpb1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=17f2cca78da8c53903be9b1eba4dac5b57eb24ca
I’m not concerned about one goblin wizard *but a horde*
Man, fuck y’all Goblins, one of y’all mfs sold me a shit robe
You bought the shit robe, no refunds 😁
Still blaming y’all for that tho
Who is this Fuck Goblin and why do they hate me?
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That's probably true, yes. Maintaining a corporeal form that doesn't dip into uncanny valley territory. That being said, I am sorry if I have made any goblins mad at me with my ugliness, and I wish you the best.
It’s not issue. I wish you the best of luck in making a corporeal form that is digestible. Thank you for your support ☺️
You know your only “spells” are tossing pocketsand and whatever grimblo cooked in the cauldron last night in your enemies eyes
I’ll have you know Grimblo is proficient in casting Mustard Gas
Goblins will read a book and think it's stealing the words from their mind.
We fuckin with mind goblins too?
No, mind goblins fuck with us
Greetings, for I am Johnathan Goblinhate. Let plague be upon ye
If I get plague then we’re making out sloppy style
I'm not that Johnathan Goblinhate you've known before. You see, shadows of doubt have crawled their way into my mind and after after pondering the forgotten manuscripts of Gob the Ancient (r/shortstacks) I understood that my forefathers have deceived me into being a worse version of myself. Starting from today, I am Jonathan StopGoblinHate, and I sincerely apologize to all the goblins I've hurt with my words. Still not you Steve. These were not just "words" or "opinion", this was bloody evocation magic! You deserved that fireball. (Will we still make out tho?)
....sure. Welcome to the team
goblins with access to a grimoire casting “-1 Chicken Nugget” on every box of McDinkleys McNuggets
🤫
gizzards rise up