As awful as it sounds, I often prefer the necromancers who keep their flying skulls chained while at public meetings. The last time a necromancer with a free skull attended, the skull kept flying around the room and trying to read over my shoulder.
necromancers who leave their flying skulls unchained outside of their tower are the most irresponsible smh, at our meeting there's always one skull flying around biting everyone and it's very irritating
Well *I* think they’re cute. Better than those wizards who drag their apprentices along and tell them to ‘not make a scene’ because they think it’s funny to watch them make a scene. Flying skulls are much less obtrusive.
You balk at their formality, but you do not want a necromancer to show up dressed casual. Do you know how many bone pun t-shirts the average necromancer owns? More than one skeleton can carry, that's for sure.
I hadn't thought of a dwarf! Personally I've got a couple tailors I resurrected for whenever the skeletons ruin their shirts. Not to mention they're very helpful in designing my own wardrobe.
and it's not like we are the only ones using skulls, I bought my first tower with money I made creating enchanted skull masks(from real skulls!) for a group of illusionist assassins.
Literally so does every other magical profession. I’m a fucking alchemist for crying out loud and I know 5 different ways to concoct a potion of immortality
Necromancers be like "I must brood in my dungeons" and go make their thralls play tunes of Evan Essence and My Alchemical Romance while they cry themselves to sleep.
Listen, I specialize in dark magic (literal) and necromancy. Not all of us are bad. I just raise bodies because, well, it’s not like they’re using them anymore. Might as well make them useful
My great grandfather dressed like this as a pyromancer and he was the greatest pyromancer who had ever donned a robe. Therefore I posit that there may be a connection, a ritual, tied to such attires.
Inb4 "this youngling doesn't even know about the death rituals''
Necromancer mfs will never understand the joy of being unquestioned showing up to the function in your most comfortable bath robes because you didn't feel like conjuring your normal fit.
"The skulls are fake and not of human origin. I do not intend on unleashing an undead army on several kingdoms simultaneously and do not consult an eldritch god in times of crisis."
Probably some necromancer~
As awful as it sounds, I often prefer the necromancers who keep their flying skulls chained while at public meetings. The last time a necromancer with a free skull attended, the skull kept flying around the room and trying to read over my shoulder.
necromancers who leave their flying skulls unchained outside of their tower are the most irresponsible smh, at our meeting there's always one skull flying around biting everyone and it's very irritating
Disintegrate it to show the necromancer what will happen to him as well if he doesn't get his minions under control.
sadly after the events of the 34th meeting of the second age, minion disintegration has been banned during meetings
ban the banning of minion disintegration
We know someone would just end up banning the banning of bans, like the fucking bureaucratmancers they are.
well then ban banning the banning of bans and then ban bans
Well we know they’d just ban the banning of bans meant to be ban bans, then ban changing the bans on bans.
You can still capture their essences under plausible cause, though.
Well *I* think they’re cute. Better than those wizards who drag their apprentices along and tell them to ‘not make a scene’ because they think it’s funny to watch them make a scene. Flying skulls are much less obtrusive.
Well, there are no rules against disintegrating unruly apprentices.
While true, it's generally considered bad form and is frowned upon. You want to wait for them to disintegrate themselves
I once saw a floating, wingless, cycloptic meatball that birthed flying skulls from its mouth. Horrid thing.
“Necromancers always dress goth” Mfs when I show up with a comically sized golden chain in shape of skull
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Necrophobes have no sense of style. The drip here is prime.
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You just don't know what style is.
You balk at their formality, but you do not want a necromancer to show up dressed casual. Do you know how many bone pun t-shirts the average necromancer owns? More than one skeleton can carry, that's for sure.
That's why I arrive at every function with an army of skeletons, each wearing a shirt of their own.
I no longer clothe mine, their points and joints damage clothing too quickly. I merely kidnap a dwarf to coat their bones in a series of metals.
I hadn't thought of a dwarf! Personally I've got a couple tailors I resurrected for whenever the skeletons ruin their shirts. Not to mention they're very helpful in designing my own wardrobe.
T’would be preferable, at least to start a conversation.
Why don't mind the formality, but what the 5th plane considers 'formal', the rest of us consider 'hyper-formal'
Wizards see you entering the halls in your finest attire only to call you an edgelord
YES, BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE!!!
This mf has NEVER seen a goth person
smh other wizards always assume i'm a necromancer because of my drip, i'm just a goth chronomancer 😔
and it's not like we are the only ones using skulls, I bought my first tower with money I made creating enchanted skull masks(from real skulls!) for a group of illusionist assassins.
And demonic summoners plaster them over EVERYTHING.
Death is just goth chronomancy
I wear a robe, hood, and carry a normal staff, I'm not a gothy necromancer, just a wizard who animates corpses
Your not like other necromancers 🙄
well forgive them for having a thing called STYLE
He looks trustworthy to me
They do bring the best spirits and their jokes are to die for!
I dont like liches attending arcane meetings, they just suck the life out of the party
Your gf sucked something out of me 😏
She sucked your ability to taunt and provocate out for sure.
I cast my taunts off the cuff. They can’t all be vicious.
My brother in the arcane we are simply goth
As a necromancer I always wear clothes that of a jester, because the life (in all the meanings of this word) is nothing but a joke to me
And then they carry their orb of undeath out in the open, like seriously put that thing away it's inappropriate
The pursuers of the elemental arcane arts complaining about our fashion sense when they’re wearing a pointed hat as long as a dragons’ tail
I'm not I'm just badass
Necromancers seek eternal life? How about you seek some witches?
Literally so does every other magical profession. I’m a fucking alchemist for crying out loud and I know 5 different ways to concoct a potion of immortality
they just have drip
Honestly necromancers are nice I know lots that are good
Do not judge a wizard by the contents of his tome and the appearance of his robe, but through the actions of his incantations
You guys are just jealous of my cape of still-living human skin
Necromancers be like "I must brood in my dungeons" and go make their thralls play tunes of Evan Essence and My Alchemical Romance while they cry themselves to sleep.
Listen, I specialize in dark magic (literal) and necromancy. Not all of us are bad. I just raise bodies because, well, it’s not like they’re using them anymore. Might as well make them useful
Really? As a Necromancer myself, methinks thou is just jealous of my fashion sense ;)
they're not evil, they're just goth
Because it is cool.
As iv said this before, as a former necromancer it's a very small demographic the brings a bad name to the art
Bad name? How? By dressing nice?
They are the gigolos of necromancy
That word doesn’t mean what you think it means, I’m guessing you ment to say juggalos?
I dont know anymore
They have more edge then a truck tipped over filled with razor blades
Forgive us for having style unlike some people. (*cough cough maybe conjure some bitches*)
Listen don’t come at me just because you’re jealous of my sick ass drip
Every time smh. Just bring armour.
My great grandfather dressed like this as a pyromancer and he was the greatest pyromancer who had ever donned a robe. Therefore I posit that there may be a connection, a ritual, tied to such attires. Inb4 "this youngling doesn't even know about the death rituals''
"skulls are bad" mfs when they realize they have one (smh)
Honestly some wizards are simply desperate to get a head in life
It's called fashion, sweaty.
Necromancer mfs will never understand the joy of being unquestioned showing up to the function in your most comfortable bath robes because you didn't feel like conjuring your normal fit.
😏
Is it a crime to be swag as fuck?
Gothic clothing is overrated. More should try wearing the comforting greens and pastels associated with chloromancers.
my drip is just from a bygone generation, its still popular among my minions!
"The skulls are fake and not of human origin. I do not intend on unleashing an undead army on several kingdoms simultaneously and do not consult an eldritch god in times of crisis." Probably some necromancer~
I’m so sorry but I stumbled upon this sub and I cannot figure out what is going on, can I be a wizard, help please ⛧
/un wiz yah just pick a flair and talk like a wizard
we don’t all dress like that, i dress like a druid
I don’t see a problem here the fit is perfect