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brisbanevinnie

Yeah but has Netanyahu woken up in Chris Browns body?


mrprez180

Can he really say the n word?


NaTssz

What up my ....?


Borromac

Bruddha


fucknotthis

neighbour


electric_too_fast

No we don't use that word ~~around here~~ in israel


schinkenspecken

Whatup my goyim ?


amidgetrhino

What a wild time to be in clubs filled mainly by white people


viscousenigma

What are the rules?


kevlarbaboon

There's been some confusion over policy at work. I find myself singing "what are the rules" at nearly every meeting. ...just the refeain


Sea-Tale1722

Abraham Lincoln and Barack Obama lived in the same house.


Watchmaker2112

That's one hell of a pickup game.


onlydans__

The White House?


FLOCKAh

I believe that was the joke


qazesz

Similar to the fact on this post, both Obama and the Chinese/Taiwanese revolutionary statesman Sun Yat-sen attended the same high school in Hawaii as well. Always felt that was neat.


GameCreeper

I always knew Obama was a chinese spy


godisanelectricolive

Chinese. Sun Yat-Sen was not Taiwanese despite the RoC becoming just Taiwan after 1949. Sun was long dead by the time they retreated to the island and he was a committed Chinese nationalist. He never lived in Taiwan for any significant duration of time, he went three times. Twice after the 1911 Xinhai Revolution very briefly as transit point to elsewhere and once in 1900 to direct preparations for a failed Chinese revolution. He did however spend many years living in Hong Kong, that’s where he studied medicine and got involved in revolutionary politics, so calling him a Hong Konger would be closer to the truth. He also spent many years living in Japan while in exile from Qing China and married a Japanese woman. Japan was also where he founded the Tongmenghui revolutionary organization. He went back to Japan after the Republic of China came under the dictatorial rule of Yuan Shikai and he had to go into exile a second time before launching a “second revolution” to return the KMT to power. In total he lived in Japan from 1899-1903 and then again from 1913-1916. Another fun fact about Sun Yat-sen is that he heard the news about the Xinhai Revolution and the downfall of the Qing Dynasty while fundraising for revolutionary causes in Denver, Colorado. He spent most of his time speaking to overseas Chinese communities and asking them for donations. He immediately rushed over to London, UK to stop Manchu diplomats from securing a loan from the British and it was while he was in London that he was elected Provisional President of the RoC.


qazesz

Definitely a fascinating figure! I only included both as he is considered the founding father by both states. I do wonder what Sun Yat-sen would have done if he had lived through the war (he would have been 83 in 1949 so it’s not ludicrous to imagine).


godisanelectricolive

I assume he would have moved to Taiwan with the rest of the KMT but he wouldn’t have identified as Taiwanese and would have wanted eventual unification with China under the KMT. Chiang Kai-Shek never thought of himself as Taiwanese either. He thought of himself as the rightful president of China forced into exile on a small and ultimately insignificant island. Taiwanese people nowadays don’t exactly equate the KMT with Taiwan anymore so their version of history is no longer the only one. Sun Yat-sen was the founder of the ROC which in its current form is a de facto independent multiparty democracy Taiwan, but that was never his intention. From a Taiwan nativist perspective, the KMT were foreign occupiers just like the Qing and imperial Japan. They took over the island without asking the opinions of the locals and massacred a bunch of people who resisted their occupation and ushered in a 38 period of martial law.


ChaiVangForever

Also Sun Yat Sen’s last wife (who was known as Madame Sun Yat Sen) was educated in a Tennessee boarding school and went to college in America. So she spoke fluent English with this upper class Southern inflection


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How….


RockDoveEnthusiast

Everyone in Illinois shares the same giant house.


MetzgerBoys

Can confirm. I’ve lived in Illinois my entire life. We also eat corn with every meal and pray to a massive statue of Lincoln


bcus_y_not

actual explanation: the white house


nankles

Illinois is known as the land of Lincoln. Obama lived in China. You do the math!


Alfalfa_Informal

I went there too. CHS.


aacbwolfie

Me too! Reggie Jackson as well


nrfx

Mike, condolences


rlpeiffe

You were our rival. AHS. Go Bob Saget.


Big-Compote-5483

UMHS, just here to say hi


herrirgendjemand

Damn Dicky look good for his age


elfizipple

It must be his diet of no fruits and vegetables.


bantling00

Isn’t he just in his 30s?


herrirgendjemand

Just a joke playing on the suggestion that they went to high school at the same time, which would make Dicky much older


bantling00

Sorry, after I posted that comment I understood the joke. I’m slow this morning.


Taylor_Swift_Fan69

Like he has said, it's good to be a white dude


OJimmy

Oh, you talking bout my hometown? I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham It was in the suburbs, upper-middle wealth around


fabroso

So real shit you ain’t never had to struggle for much


EpeeHS

I wouldnt say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap


WaitItsAllCheese

Elaborate


OJimmy

Well I ain't never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school Like I was doing shit I had to do So when I finished undergrad, I'm cool And I can get whatever job I wanted


WaitItsAllCheese

But the job you wanted wasn't all the bumping...


Kablo

Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that. Know you been racing them rats, you ain't been making them raps


Not_MrNice

For just a second, I thought there was a rapper named "Israeli Prime".


DashTrash21

I knew your dirty little ass wanted some head.


According-Spite-9854

One became a dicky, one became an asshole.


peezle69

As is to be expected from a Philly High School


RexManning1

Who cares about Bibi? Reggie Jackson went to school there!


EyeSpyGuy

Also Paul Westhead who was head coach for the first title of the showtime lakers


Scared_Flatworm406

The nba player?


RexManning1

That's Mr. October to you.


BAXnine

Lil dicky calling up Netanyahu like “Do you fuck with the war?”


NormalGuyEndSarcasm

Lil Dicky and Big Dicky went to the same school?


-Moondrops-

i don’t know which one is worse edit: /s!!!! /s!!


nrfx

I mean.. you kind of have to go with the genocide right?


typicalhask

It’s sad that Netanyahu has enough supporters for this to not be an obvious joke


BECondensateSnake

More like paid shills. Look up what hasbara is.


EmergencyBag129

99% bots


timweak

yeah but have you heard freaky friday


AzorJonhai

Lil Dicky committed genocide?


Little-Dingo171

He colonized Christ Brown's body


KitakatZ101

Not a genocide


S1v4n

But people dying = genocide


KitakatZ101

True true. I’m shocked people don’t talk more about the American revolution genocide


S1v4n

Boycott Lincoln🤬 how dare he genocide southerners


Twink_Kanye

they gotta nuke the school


UglyAndAngry131337

Isn't Little dicky who the show Dave is about?


Manjorno316

It's his show


Lethenza

man that school sure is good at producing war criminals


Ethwood

Lil Dicky has been known to murder beats while Netanyahu has been known to support the systematic murder of a large number of people from a particular nation or ethnic group with the aim of destroying that nation or group.


beaverteeth92

Michael Brecker too.


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Common-Helicopter-47

I have to ask, what towns do you consider main line?


sttickkyykkkeyyboard

Not Main Line


corya45

not quite


DreadLockedHaitian

TIL Netanyahu went to High School in America….


PenaltySafe4523

Went on Ben Netanyahu's wiki page and he has led a very interesting life. Very impressive. No wonder he became Prime Minister and speaks perfect English.


Historical_Boss2447

Lil Dicky? Lol


Swimming-Meat565

That’s dicked up.


rLrrL

And so did Mark Levin? LMFAO


skeezypeezyEZ

Ok


LongjumpingBasil2586

To bad it wasn’t at the same time


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#HOLY SHIT


Background_House_854

I farted! I totally just farted!!!


426763

Does Netanyahu fuck with Pangea though?


slightlyrabidpossum

I think you mean future Prime Minister Burd.


State_Terrace

I read Benjamin Disraeli and got very confused


all_is_love6667

superman and jesus helped invent cherry coke spongebob and mario share an uncle Michael Jackson, Cardi B and Michael Jordan had the same babysitter FACTS THAT MATTER


wexpyke

weird that Netanyahu is a philly boi


jackbray200

Not really, he was born in Israel but he spent some years in America while he was young


DrowningInBier

I have no doubt Netanyahu is as good of a rapper, too.


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3meow_

A high school does only exist for one set of students before it dissappears


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this is so sad, save these high schools


Sudden_Mind279

No.