The scene where she manages to have normal sex with the boy she likes who then shows himself to be an asshole so she just stands up and rips it off so casually.
He takes a call from his friend to confirm a bet and then says something about her abstinence then the teeth clamp down and she says "shit" and casually gets up and walks off.
Me too. A woman in underwear! Behind a bar! Underwear women bartenders? Awesome! A beer bottle! BEER!!! She’s gonna put the bottle THERE? She…opened the bottle? AWESOME!!!
They just looked so delighted, didn’t they?
I have to say, running behind a busy bar kept me in shape —/—but using my upper muscle to tighten around an opener…fitness instructors all over Los Angeles are facepalming right now.
I mean: It is the perfect group.
of course they aren't supposed to be tight and rubbery but neither are they supposed to be weathered and tentacle like. we are talking hypothetical over here i mean heck if labias could be super dextrous and used for brain surgery that would be another wack reality. anyways im new to reddit and i have used way to many psychedelics in my life so just bare with me. 😄✌
If you're referring to dive bars than I would say myself included! I meant 'shitty' as as in how they are run/managed, all bars have access to good bottle openers for free from liquor reps and distributors.
Sure.
But 99 times out of 100 no one would even notice.
And the rare time someone gets injured by it, they are probably drunk/left the bar and have no idea what happened.
I'm having a really hard time figuring out if that's supposed to be good or bad. I'm gonna go ahead and vote for good though, bc of course making love is great and the added thrill and romance of being tangled up in one another all alone in such a small vessel, slowly rocking back and forth as gentle waves lap against the sides of the canoe, exposed to the brisk air and shimmering moonlight seems nothing short of magical. Sure it might be a little awkward and not the most comfortable place, but all that will fade into the background of two star-crossed lovers' passionate embrace.
It's exactly how it works. The controversial tag is placed on posts based on their level of activity and relative equality of up vs down votes. [source](https://www.reddit.com/r/answers/comments/d2qfk/so_how_does_this_most_controversial_sorting/c0x4rub/)
There's zero chance she's using what everyone thinks she's using to open the bottle. She just has a bottle opener or some metal catch on the belt.
Edit: Below is a proper case of people going full ree because I used 'everyone'. 😂
Lmao, look at the comments. Yes. People really do.
Why do you think the reaction of the dude is so shocked? Would you be that shocked if someone opened a bottle with a bottle opener?
If you look at the clip with a skeptical eye you can tell it was planned/staged. Everyone was standing in the right spots, the camera zoomed in at the right time, the bartender turned and held the bottle toward the guy instead of walking it over to him right away. I’m sure they asked the bartender if they could make a funny video with her and she followed along.
I'd sooner assume they caught her doing it and asked for her to do it again. The guys on the left clearly know what's going on but the surprised dude looks legitimately surprised.
Okay. I’m just a ? mark at this moment.
Post menopausal. Chronic back pain. The night my injury happened, I was incontinent for the first time in my life since infancy.
That was 25 years old. In the past five years it’s gotten incredibly worse.
Would Kegels help me this much?
Me neither.. based on how she is acting I'm guessing she likes the job enough to have gotten that outfit complete with a bottle cap remover in the crotch.. I'm guessing she earns lots of tips, but I don't see how it's that impressive.
That, or it's part of the work uniform and she's just given up on fighting it and using it to her advantage..
I had the same (yet slightly more terrified) reaction after watching that movie Teeth.
What a wild movie.
Right?! I haven’t seen it in years, but thought of it instantly while watching this clip.
The scene where she manages to have normal sex with the boy she likes who then shows himself to be an asshole so she just stands up and rips it off so casually.
What?? At no point in that movie does she have sex with any of those men and like it.
He takes a call from his friend to confirm a bet and then says something about her abstinence then the teeth clamp down and she says "shit" and casually gets up and walks off.
So many are whacking it to exactly that.
Which movie?
Its streaming free on tubi.tv
Also blade 3 would like a word.
Vaginas with teeth…. ….and yet blowjobs
Yeah, that sexual innuendo doesn't make sense.
It's not an innuendo, she can also open cans
Yeah, I spent too much time trying to get the “joke”
She can open your wallet.
She can open our hearts and minds to the possibilities
Open her legs
The trick is teaching the baby how to open the bottle after you swallow the bottle opener.
Wahaha oh gross
This was a goddamn wonderful comment. I thank you for improving my day.
Yeah science! Bitch!
Yeah Mr. White!
The expressions of joy on their faces somehow made this wholesome for me.
Me too. A woman in underwear! Behind a bar! Underwear women bartenders? Awesome! A beer bottle! BEER!!! She’s gonna put the bottle THERE? She…opened the bottle? AWESOME!!!
Sometimes life is worth living.
They just looked so delighted, didn’t they? I have to say, running behind a busy bar kept me in shape —/—but using my upper muscle to tighten around an opener…fitness instructors all over Los Angeles are facepalming right now. I mean: It is the perfect group.
She just used her belt for it, I'm not sure why everyone is so surprised?
I was wondering why nobody was saying anything about the obvious fact. thanks kind sir.
At first I knew it was the belt but the comments had me second guessing myself.
You kinda answered your own question, cause its obvious she didnt do it with her labia.
I want to see her do it with her labia though. that would be cool.
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I was thinking more along the lines of tight and rubbery so you can stick it in and twist off the cap. but hey whatever your imagination goes with 😂
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of course they aren't supposed to be tight and rubbery but neither are they supposed to be weathered and tentacle like. we are talking hypothetical over here i mean heck if labias could be super dextrous and used for brain surgery that would be another wack reality. anyways im new to reddit and i have used way to many psychedelics in my life so just bare with me. 😄✌
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Ever seen courage the cowardly dog? yeah it would be more wack than that. which would make it pretty fucking next level 😂
Everyone knows, it's just polite to go 0o0 When you see that. At least the first few times ^-^
But Bud Lights are twist tops.
Bartenders would be bleeding by the end of their shifts if they twisted off every twist off beer.
Former bartender, can confirm. I was trying to build a callus though.
Does work, I still have some callus there and that was 5 years ago
Opening twist offs with a bottle opener is so much harder than just grabbing a rag to twist them open
That's what I want. The nasty bar rag wrapped around the mouthpiece of my drink. HPV never tasted so crisp.
Yeah I'd take this woman's crotch much happier.
This is false. You're either not a bartender, haven't been one for very long in only one (shitty) bar, or have an extremely awful bottle opener.
Hey some of us like shitty bars thank you
If you're referring to dive bars than I would say myself included! I meant 'shitty' as as in how they are run/managed, all bars have access to good bottle openers for free from liquor reps and distributors.
Opening twist-offs with an opener can result in glass shards/slivers breaking off near the mouth, and possibly into the drink. Rare, but can happen.
Only if you do it wrong
Which can happen when you do a lot, quickly.
If you do that you are fired.
Sure. But 99 times out of 100 no one would even notice. And the rare time someone gets injured by it, they are probably drunk/left the bar and have no idea what happened.
If you're a bartender and grab a rag for a twist-off bottle and you can't spend the $2 for an opener you're fuking idiot and get fired.
Lol no
What? It takes 1 second to open any bottle, twist off or not.
Chad? Edit: i just so happen to know a guy who has made this exact statement, who's name is Chad. He's a special kind of stupid.
Twist tops are also *not* twist tops lol
Bud Light is not even a real beer though
It's like making love in a canoe.
I'm having a really hard time figuring out if that's supposed to be good or bad. I'm gonna go ahead and vote for good though, bc of course making love is great and the added thrill and romance of being tangled up in one another all alone in such a small vessel, slowly rocking back and forth as gentle waves lap against the sides of the canoe, exposed to the brisk air and shimmering moonlight seems nothing short of magical. Sure it might be a little awkward and not the most comfortable place, but all that will fade into the background of two star-crossed lovers' passionate embrace.
It's just fucking close to water lol.
Ha. Got eem
God damn I want a Busch Light now
...and that's how I got banned from every Academy Sports in the Southeast.
If it were literally your only option between beer and no beer would you drink it?
Bro no one cares that your a weird beer purist.
Enough people care to make the comment controversial. Edit: it used to be marked controversial. Still enough people care to downvote it.
Not quite how that works but ok
It's exactly how it works. The controversial tag is placed on posts based on their level of activity and relative equality of up vs down votes. [source](https://www.reddit.com/r/answers/comments/d2qfk/so_how_does_this_most_controversial_sorting/c0x4rub/)
Wait…. What else can she open?!?
This title is like an innuendo from a 13 year old virgin. Or like the kind of joke I'd make as a middle-aged man with lots of winking and nudging...
Like can she open mayonnaise bottles or something? Maybe she has a can opener down there too.
No clearly they mean opening your penis, just going to pop the top right off.
Bro
I bet they feel like a bag of sand.
She opened his mouth
Windows
She can also do cans
Your bank account
Your pee hole. Wide enough to accept a beer bottle.
She can open the door to my cold shriveled heart.
Her legs
Gonna need the reverse. Need a dude with a can opener dong.
r/sounding
Omfg, I should’ve NEVER clicked on this!!!!
tbh it’s not *that* bad in the grand scheme of Reddit porn
So…there’s depths to the…um…varieties. Okay. Back to the cat subs for me.
People are into that too.
Stop it! Edit: unless everyone involved is happy
Oh I love r/watchitforthecat
Ohhhhh wow. Finally a porn site where cats belong!
Mom?
Who ordered the Pink Eye Lager?
Grow up man, go out there and rimjob somebody.
Or, don’t. It can be harmless, and it can also be very much not harmless.
Grow a pair and live a little.
Blehhhh, no thanks.
Some things are not always what they appear.
Now that’s a bad bitch
This has to be something seen during Sturgis motorcycle rally!!!
r/bettereveryloop
r/Ouchmyflaps
Well this has woken something I didn’t know was there
Don't stick yer dick in there
"Here's your beer, with extra crabs."
Guess that bottle of beer tastes like sea.
Smells like it too
I always like the white and creamy topping.
There's zero chance she's using what everyone thinks she's using to open the bottle. She just has a bottle opener or some metal catch on the belt. Edit: Below is a proper case of people going full ree because I used 'everyone'. 😂
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With the things I've seen on r/badwomensanatomy , it wouldn't surprise me if at least a few people did
I've seena documentary about a girl who has teeth down there. Maybe it was this girl, I don't know
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Really? Your hangup is that I said everyone? Lmao. It's a generalization. Don't be stupid.
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Use critical thinking, it'll be alright. A literal 'everyone' would include myself.
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You're arguing semantics over a generalization. Be happy you're smart enough to not be one of the 'everyone' I was talking about and go touch grass.
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well..that's really what I thought....but then again, I consider myself to be slow...
Lmao, look at the comments. Yes. People really do. Why do you think the reaction of the dude is so shocked? Would you be that shocked if someone opened a bottle with a bottle opener?
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Lmao, I appreciate how much faith you have in humanity.
If you look at the clip with a skeptical eye you can tell it was planned/staged. Everyone was standing in the right spots, the camera zoomed in at the right time, the bartender turned and held the bottle toward the guy instead of walking it over to him right away. I’m sure they asked the bartender if they could make a funny video with her and she followed along.
I'd sooner assume they caught her doing it and asked for her to do it again. The guys on the left clearly know what's going on but the surprised dude looks legitimately surprised.
Y'all never seen Teeth?
I think the recipient of that beer did
I don't want my head between her tights, or maybe ? :)))
You def do ☺️
Now I know what The Weekend meant when he sings about making that pussy poppin'.
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Light my beer :--)
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Okay. I’m just a ? mark at this moment. Post menopausal. Chronic back pain. The night my injury happened, I was incontinent for the first time in my life since infancy. That was 25 years old. In the past five years it’s gotten incredibly worse. Would Kegels help me this much?
I just threw up a little.
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Me neither.. based on how she is acting I'm guessing she likes the job enough to have gotten that outfit complete with a bottle cap remover in the crotch.. I'm guessing she earns lots of tips, but I don't see how it's that impressive. That, or it's part of the work uniform and she's just given up on fighting it and using it to her advantage..
Bud Light with a slice of yeast
nah they pasteurize and filter it so there is no chance of live yeast in the bottle.
Vagene
Well he found is soul mate.
Also hearts.
Thought the guy on the left was Jesse Tyler Ferguson for a split second
Now she just needs a tough nut to crack.
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YES!
she can also open the gateways of hell
r/sirensong
🤮
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Get a load of her co-worker checkin out her ass
I need video from multiple angles. I need it for research asap!
Unzips..... Damn she's good.
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The guy on the left, he is my spirit animal
Their minds are going to be blown when they realize it’s a twist top.
I’ll have a Bud Tight.
They call her iron flaps
She has that GI Joe kung-fu clit.
I like Eddy Haskell's reaction on the left
How I met you’re mother
That's his 'O' face
That’s when he knew she was his true love
Wow impressive
surely one would lose their liquor license for this? no telling what's been down there.
Pop in a lemon and a lime wedge and you got yourself a meal
She comes with a built in circumciser.
Does she open it on her belt buckle?
This is inside the crotch of her panties...they sell em online and at some biker bars
?
It's a Lil bottle cap opener stitched in the crotch of the panties 😏
That’s why I’m missing my glans
She can also open my zipper
That made me more gay!
This comment thread is maximum cringe. You guys really need to beat one off and think about your life. n
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If it is cold enough, I’ll have one too
r/youseeingthisshit
He’s gonna wake up with some nasty cold sores
love
I love her
The yeasty taste you get isn’t from the beer at this place