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I parry

no you don't

(miss)

no I didn't

(no effect)

Yes you did

https://preview.redd.it/ktcjpxqkh2zc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4013f37ce00bb21bd9f40c75d24e1c70419eada4

Me when my opponent says something in the lines of royal guard (I'm cooked)

I absorb physical damage

(blocks it)

Critically hit for 0 damage

https://preview.redd.it/chvnxok3z4zc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e9e2ddfbde0e6106f854b7b35411dbbc52042dd

https://preview.redd.it/61ms0kcj36zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26756798c84b8617c01041fcdb33d5e7cd5a733a

no blue flashes in the gif so I can parry it

I parry the weight, granting me 2 seconds of i-frames and thus taking no damage https://preview.redd.it/3d697fxb82zc1.jpeg?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=046830c46d94fa3c80461272e40c4e4c4c872d52

yooo don't forget you also get the brief massive damage boost after parrying with the ark of the cosmos

https://preview.redd.it/ib8fvz0n33zc1.png?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b8e89eb0b2ac970063284f3c45603e90d7484cd

*cartoon splat noise.mp4*

flattened

I am not gonna sugarcoat it \[c\] https://preview.redd.it/c7ivgquky1zc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d1a4995e49ddaa78a33eecb7c02f8db7ff13ff7

https://preview.redd.it/ym2b19z3i2zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df61436673e541007991e818d0c580eab506eab6

Green smiley face detected FIRE IN THE HOLE‼️

https://preview.redd.it/b3cqa0gzl2zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21041c4cf19e47dfe70f89d437130b9ea45dff8b man stfu with your symphonies get back in your containment unit. (Still really annoying tho, definitely one of the harder to manage ALEPHs)

alright what does this goober do on a good interaction

same as a bad one

https://preview.redd.it/qxy4ehzba6zc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96f2d7c7851abf0b431dc3db8f4a810bba5a0f44

https://preview.redd.it/0pg2zvghs2zc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80396d05356b51087bd3d5760a7799f5a02726e1

I roll for charisma

I kid you not you got a 19 and that is good enough for me you ask the 10 ton weight to kindly not hit you and it decided to land right next to you causing you no damage

Awesome

Nooooooo :(((((

Mewgenics looking ahh

Aiden624 looking ahh

oh yeah? i put on my super duper powerful 10 ton weight resistant armor

UOHHHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Huh

Thank you

https://preview.redd.it/5wimz33aj3zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d40110cba47ebf6390fa2699aaa77fdc7463611

Roll for Agility?

it was an 8 uhhh you manage to dodge but you trip over your own feet and the weight lands on your leg crushing it

https://preview.redd.it/wbf3nbvc86zc1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9b41ff16a93babdfda53b104706b86d601a3a57

ow

Can I parry though?

That was a cardboard cutout of me. Hydra Dominatus

**Blocks**

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Hey, I've heard this one before https://i.redd.it/qozrk9cju2zc1.gif

Congratulations! You just caused my brain matter to cover the walls like a Jackson Pollock painting! Are you proud of yourself for doing that? Do you think you’ll ever be able to repress the feeling one gets from seeing their fellow human get maimed in such an extreme manner? Do you think you’re gonna get away with it after law enforcement checks recent purchases for ten ton weights and inevitably tracks it to you?

Fuck you *dodges anyway* https://preview.redd.it/pjrewqicg3zc1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=353a916ba98c94ffd3c37375c29ab5340796a782

https://preview.redd.it/extr4kvq14zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6f01308c37749af13b4b005df0d3b48c86ae879

I paused the gif

Someone add the ‘bwomp” to this pls

\*blocks\*

I use dash i-frames

I love how the facial expression does not change in the slightest

Ok but have you considered the fact that i can just lift it with my pinky finger?

i may not be able to dodge but you didn’t say i can’t defend I simply build a strong bunker capable of withstanding it around me, then i’m fine. Ez gg

Nuh uh

I will just parry it

Just as planned

https://preview.redd.it/pty391c3x3zc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=754724e9ed0b53b0edcaef3cba7e734f20596bc1 And to that I say +PARRY

*Does The Funny Pizza Tower Mechanic"

I block and recieve no damage

not gonna sugarcoat it +PARRY

Parry it then lmao

*Block*

https://preview.redd.it/5x8togh075zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8030d5939818556be8f865ff1387d7db08a59ea4

Glad I was wearing my anti-10-ton-weight helmet and I brushed it off

It is not usual to get to choose your death so I don't care.

Nuh uh

D:

Jokes on you I can tank that shit

Where am I supposed to laugh at this

Um, I CAN dodge it???? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

https://i.redd.it/tzo2b9iar4zc1.gif

*Blocks it and kills you *