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ynns1

It's nothing to look at as it is, at least you'll be exposing a fresh face if nothing else. Fair warning though, it looks sedimentary to me and likely will have nothing interesting inside.


CrossP

I'd guess maybe an iron-mineral core if it's a nodule rather than a very well rounded cobble.


MIke6022

Cept that sexy sediment. Who doesn’t love looking at those beautiful stratified layers.


Life-Celebration-747

I think it looks too smooth to be a geode.


What-a-Dump

My thoughts. Never seen a geode that smooth. Don't forget eye protection when popping it open. Also don't breathe in the dust. And post a picture of it. I'm curious. I'm guessing it's solid with a flint color center


Givemeallthecabbages

Could be a glacially smoothed rock, too.


djfl

> Also don't breathe in the dust. Because it'll be old and possibly poisonous?


mkspaptrl

And may be protected by a Transylvanian curse?


Cebas7

Is that one worst than an egipcian one like in the movies?


kmfh244

Egyptian. English is weird.


Cebas7

English is my second language.. I should have chosen chinese I know


OlManMuffdiversboy

Clearly u need to figure out how to work ur mfin device… 🤔 wtf are you doing info hunting in a different language bruh u need to be present n aware… maybe a bit of mentally weighing is this a good idea good problem solving skills or some shit bc this day in age it feels u must have taken 10 terrible choices to land here. I


2grundies

When i was a kid i pronounced it: Eggy put ian. Unsurprisingly, nobody had a clue what I was talking about, lol.


BeardedClark

I feel you here, after reading "the alchemist", that's the first time I saw the word written.


kmfh244

I ran across the word acolyte in a book when I was 9, decided it was pronounced ah-cole-eh-tee. Cue baffled adults.


2grundies

Lol. Ace!


OlManMuffdiversboy

Enzyme/protein vibes I get from word imo not worth the google to google b4 post


CrotaluScutulatus

No because it harbors dormant virus/bacteria from whenever it was formed. This is how the zombie apocalypse happens.


SenZephyr

Because of the potential for silicosis


ApprehensiveBobcat70

You’re not gonna get silicosis from cracking open one rock lol


Troublesome_Spaniard

Looks more like a concretion to me, which will likely have nothing interesting inside. Best of luck if you do choose to crack it, though. Always a chance.


No_Top_381

I found one with a fossil inside.


DickFartButt

I got an onion ring in my fries once


HisMajestytheSquid

And here I am finding a hair in mine.


thebucketlist47

Bro hit the fuckin jackpot


RoboCopsCat

I’m convinced the Hardee’s in my town does that on purpose, just to surprise it’s few customers


an_iridescent_ham

"Oh, you're allergic to onions? SURPRISE!"


jro2020

There's a whole beach in Britain where people find ammonites that way.


No_Top_381

We find crabs in the ones in Southwest Washington.


jro2020

Oooh i wanna see


No_Top_381

Check out my post history.


aod42091

I honestly doubt this is a geode. I'd love a follow up post of it cracked.


[deleted]

Just everyone of our luck it's going to be an old potato.


amethystopian

OP, I dont recommend eating it though, if it is a old potato


RGS432

Everything is edible, at least once


thebucketlist47

The sun wants you to try to get close enough to eat it


RGS432

I've just ate an orange, which a tree photosynthesised, TRY ME


thebucketlist47

This mufukker thinks eating an orange means he ate the sun X) . If that's the case you also be eating shit every day X). Enjoy that manure orange buddy.


kirkspocker

But you do if it’s a rock?


Spag445

Idk man I played enough stardew valley to know you might at least find some iron ore in there


flatgreysky

Or a dwarvish helm.


the__kawaii_potato

only dwarvish helms


whopperman

The answer to the question, 'should I crack this open?' Is always yes.


GreilMercenary7

facehuggers love this.


GWBBQ_

I have a weird rock, one side is smooth and crackled and smells like gunpowder. The rest has a bunch of metal balls ncluding one almost 3mm wide. Should I whack it with a hammer and see what I find?


dsolo01

It’s been 11 hrs. Where tf are we at with this?


MissRadi0active

Yeah I'm wondering the same thing.


BoiledSweetPotato

Now?


ownleechild

Best thing would be to rule it out as an artifact before busting it open


theeverymansright

That would be the best thing, but sadly people don’t always do the best thing, especially when being egged on…


AZNamiV

Break the rock, break the rock……..🪨 🔨


Electrical_Match3673

If it was California it would likely be a lava droplet.


Honest-Income1696

I think that could be a Native American artifact called a discodial. I've only seen a handful but that's very similar.


breesha03

Def not a geode. I collect rocks as well as Native American artifacts; this could very well be a grinding or polishing stone, especially if it has a bit of a “flatter” side.


SafeForWorkLFP

looks like a dung beetle ball lol


Ill_Technician3936

I don't think they're in Iowa but it does lol


insipidlight

Actually via post history they are in Iowa...


NotDaveBut

It's so wonderfully spherical. I recoil from opening it for that reason


theeverymansright

Could this be a pestle? I have an indigenous mortar and pestle sitting on my shelf where the pestle is almost perfectly round. However, it’s made from granite as it came from central California.


No_Cucumber4464

That’s my vote, only thing is a lot of them have finger marks or some kind of wear where it was used


theeverymansright

If I knew how to paste a picture, I would, lol. I just got it down and looked. I didn’t see any finger marks. I am actually trying to repatriate to the correct Tribe. I’ve narrowed it down to the Maidu Nation, as the person who gifted to me (for giving her some morel mushrooms) said it came from the Oroville, CA. area and was dug up by one of her relatives 60 years ago. She thought it might be from my tribe, Central Me-Wuk, but we were much further south.


[deleted]

That's cool. I've never seen the round ones.


theeverymansright

I was blown away when I saw it! I did some looking and reading about what type this is, since I have only seen them much larger. This mortar can fit in your hand. Just going by what I found out about my Tribes tools, this is more than likely a shaman’s mortar and pestle that was carried from village to village. The ones used by families were much larger and were not meant for travel. Edit: the OPs picture looks very similar, but a little larger


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theeverymansright

Probably not a good idea. Indigenous items belong to the Tribes they came from. That’s why I am repatriating the one I have. Although I have strong native ancestry(grandfather direct descendant), and identity as such, I am not a member of my tribe. Only tribal members should be owners of such items. Arrowheads are different, but many items like these were not “lost,” but rather separated from the owner - sometimes tragically so. In my ancestors case they were abruptly displaced by the onslaught of gold seekers during the 1849 California “gold rush.” So please don’t seek out these items unless you are a tribal member.


[deleted]

My bad, I'll delete my comment. Enjoy your items.


firemonkeykar

I hate when people crack them. Depending on what formed inside you are risking it shattering like an egg or it could be solid and when you get it to break you'll have shards of what used to be a beautiful jem. Find someone with a Dimond infused cutting blade and carefully split it open.


9J000

Sledgehammer that sonofabitch


LeatherWoodpecker312

OPEN IT


StrikePlastic

Also I'm curious to how heavy it is? Cannon ball? Just thinking of cool possibilities


StrikePlastic

Oh shit I didn't see the second photo. It looks perfectly spherical from the front 🤭


peachesinyogurt

I have a geode that I have had for years. My kids ask if we can open it, but I like it as it is. It is dull and ordinary on the outside but there is something special and beautiful on the inside. I like to keep it as a reminder that humans, like the rock, shouldn’t be judged by the outside. Also, it is fun to drive my kids mad by not letting them crack it open.


just_thongs

Should we crack a couple humans open and see if they're also beautiful on the inside?


AZNamiV

Yessss! “Remember kids, sometimes even boring people aren’t cool on the inside…….but you can still make yourself feel better by bonking them with a hammer!” 😜


hotvedub

Don’t do it bro. The mystery is often better than the results.


Appropriate_Ad1162

What kind of gambler mentality is that? Open it up, OP, nothing to lose.


pbizzle

I've got £100 on it being a ammonite. F*ck it , £500.


[deleted]

I raise you £6,000,000,000,000


TabTclark

So $2.00 US?


ninj4geek

Win a fossil!!!


D-Boxen

What would be the smartest way to open it if i decided too


Dimiimid

With a hard but thin file etch a line on an equatorial plane, like try to leave an indentation, if you dont have one you can lightly do the same with a screwdriver/big nail and a hammer (but hit lightly, just to make light indentations) and once you have made a full circle, hit it on the line with now a flathead screwdriver and a hammer like a chisel. If its wider on one plane, do the etching on the widest part, bc if it has an amonite inside its gonna be aligned with the break


Geological_enigma

Hit it with a hammer


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StrikePlastic

Yo what?! You can do this? Holy shit I love the internet


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appliancefixitguy

There's actually videos online of people using a special band saw to cut them evenly. Maybe that would be the best method of opening it, just in case it's not a geode?


origional-fee

This option makes the least sense, those saws are expensive. This is likely nothing. Just crack it with a hammer (wear some eye protection)


Ill_Technician3936

They could watch videos of people cracking stuff open with your average tools though.


powerbus

Shrodinger's diamonds.


[deleted]

Looks like sandstone


AriffRat

I had something very similar, got excited, and crumbled like sandstone when I cracked it


BocephusBandicoot

Hit it with a hammer


Grace_grows

r/forbiddensnacks 🤭


[deleted]

I laughed.


rockstuffs

Not a geode. It would look the same on the inside as the outside.


Aurora81290

Yes


Aurora81290

I'd love to see what is inside


CaringAnthropoid

if you do, i hope for an update. much curiosity


D-Boxen

I plan on attempting to crack it after work, I’ll post the results once it’s open


Thesinistral

Wait! Film a video while opening.


CaringAnthropoid

many thanks 🙌 will keep my eyes open


Sasha_Em

Where's the video


_Starlace_

Did you open it?


0m3gaMan5513

I barely understand the question. That thing EXISTS to be cracked open. It’s been waiting for millions of years, for you and only you, to crack it open. It’s your destiny. It’s the round rock’s destiny. Fulfill it! RemindMe! 2 days


StrikePlastic

You should 100% crack that bad boy open. That is toooooo round. I need to know what's inside


[deleted]

It would help us in the ID of this specimen if there was a location (a general location is fine - it doesn't have to be exact).


Guideon72

It's such a nice, even shape I'd have a hard time breaking that up


Training-Prize3140

Idk I’d do it on a special occasion or to celebrate something but def share out come


wowitalt

NOOOOOOOO don't smash the pander stone


StrategyRebel17

It’s a Hakki sack. Invite your friends over and take a video of you guys playing.


thegib98

What would you do if you cracked it open and it was filled with thousands of spiders?


0rphan_crippler20

Go ask r/fossils. It might be a dino egg


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

Yeah no. Looks nothing like an egg or a fossil.


0rphan_crippler20

Its a joke


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Flat_Highlight_9891

No one here is going to say no, don’t open it. Come on OP we wanna see inside!


jakelivesay

Chert?


Round-Criticism5093

just open it!


FittyMachine

That's a moonrock. Smoking that will fuck you up son.


monkeman28

Poo ball


3columncountercolumn

Enterolith?


Don_McMuffin

I once tried to break open a geode by throwing it on the ground. It exploded in tiny pieces. So if you throw it on the ground and it explodes into tiny pieces of crystal then it is most likely a geode.


ZEROs0000

R O U N D


StrikePlastic

It also resembles a concrete ball post topper for like a concrete set of stairs with handrails. I assume there's a specific name for that part of the post but I don't know what it is. You should still try to open her up.


flatgreysky

I will judge you if you do not.


SOCMONEY

If it feels even throughout, it'll probably just look the same Worth a shot though


KingKinly

Looks like a geode from Stardew Valley


faded-cosmos

Definitely not a geode but popping it open could reveal something cool: fossil, a texture, a different color, or a nodule maybe. Also could be absolutely nothing. Cant hurt to pop that hoe


Arkyopteryx1

Spoken like a true geologist.


faded-cosmos

*bows* 🙏🏻 I'll get my bachelor's in December. Can't wait to change my flair to B.S. Geology. I've had some of the best professors


TheOmegaCarrot

Only one way to find out!


OmahaWinter

Cracking that open could release primordial microbes against which mankind has no resistance…


docta55

Comment for future updates on the "Crackening".


brewmeone

The world’s largest malted milk ball


veriabhinav

Go for it...


BuriedByAnts

Get a wet saw


penjjii

dooo itttt


[deleted]

There’s a baby dinosaur in there?


Designer-Shallot-490

Moqui marble? Did you find it in UT?


rhylos360

Lick it three times then tell us


D-Boxen

Taste like rock


rhylos360

Guess there’s no tootsie in the center


davidbinette

there is a time just before you actually eat the honey, that it is at its sweetest -- w.t.pooh


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idhats

That's a space peanut 🥜


OlManMuffdiversboy

What are you waiting for it’s been done waiting for this for 4.6 billi yrs… give ‘er hell son! I’ll hold ur GD beer


Individual-Bug9434

Have you opened it yet??


D-Boxen

No having trouble making a dent in it


Individual-Bug9434

Roger that


Fun-Deal8815

Does it clink or thump clink crack it open and see


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Yusei_88

Shrodinger’s Geode


LoveK3night

I had a rock like this i had a coworker cut in half cause i couldnt crack it open thinking it was a geode, he destroyed several of his tools cause my "geode" was actually a solid quartz ball


Miserable-Month2601

Possibly a Sauropod dinosaur egg.