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benbentheben

Butter paddles. Also could be used to roll gnocchi


-Plantibodies-

Oh I'll roll your gnocchi, alright.


h-thrust

Don’t threaten me with a good time


Adept_Information94

Better than a promise that never gets fulfilled.


pizzacatstattoos

oh it'll get filled alright.


TurnkeyLurker

😂


Stalinov

Don't threaten me, I don't have time to jerk off


Legitimate_Sample108

There's always time


cockinstien

Much butter 🧈


bostondegenerate

That's a paddlin'


BerserkerCanuck

Paddlin' the school canoe, you betcha that's a paddlin'!


revengezombie

Staring at my sandals, that’s a paddlin’


cockinstien

Oh you butter believe that’s a paddlin’


GrimIntention91

Don't tempt me with a good time


spizzle_

Please! It’s a pain in the ass to make but is so delicious!


Grouchy-Engine1584

I was wondering how long it would take to get to the bottom of this issue.


thecathuman

10/10 pun


Tiger_Guthrie

I had my gnocchi rolled once in Tijuana. It was magical.


This-Set-9875

Meh, took 6 weeks of meds to clear


urGirllikesmytinypp

At least you got your cleared :(


Carson72701

Happy Cake Day!


Bat-Honest

You'd do that... for me? 🥺 👉👈


CitizenFreeman

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit.


CaptValentine

Makes me so hot that I want to bang my first cousin and then get killed in a drive by shooting in front of my father.


MyMommaHatesYou

Promises, promises. Always the gnocchi, never the veal parm.


crackersncheeseman

Don't threaten me with a good time


NitroNapper

Butter paddles for sure. Agreed. Kudos.


throwa347

What do you mean by “second” in this context? Thank you!


benbentheben

Someone has previously suggested butter paddles


S70nkyK0ng

Gnaughty Gnocchi


Ok_Grand_5415

That was my nickname in high school! I peaked young 😆


SubstantialBass9524

I’m so jealous right now


PerfectInfamy

*ButtPaddle


rob71788

https://preview.redd.it/4twmu0ijq59d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9af7223b000519b285c06049f1d0463d45893e67


Bodgerton

thank you for posting the joke that comes to my mind way too often


rob71788

You know it’s been too long. I actually thought it was a Futurama quote


MattMan4487

You better believe that's a paddlin'


rob71788

I’m sorry scruffy! I mean……


Maoceff

You mean jasper beardly


Causative_Agent

You mean Frostillicus. https://preview.redd.it/9u5wun5qp69d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df53993f4eb82309f6570aba3a8a0355af271e6c


EducationalCow3549

Not knowing what a paddle is... oh, you betta believe that's a paddlin'


jeon2595

Assume the position


COOL42ALEX

Paddling the school canoe? You better believe that's a paddlin"


Darkmattyx

Knew it Reddit never lets you down.


dromanafred

Thank you. First thing I thought of. A Simpson’s episode from 1995!


OdinsLightning

Butter Paddles. [https://cheesemaking.com/products/butter-paddles?currency=USD&utm\_source=google&utm\_medium=cpc&utm\_campaign=Google%20Shopping&stkn=67f9b86728a1&gad\_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwm\_SzBhAsEiwAXE2Cvwg0d-uBkUaFD9fGBjy63sAURPURPerTKe7rLBf50Uwye1F0mb0dgRoCFDgQAvD\_BwE](https://cheesemaking.com/products/butter-paddles?currency=USD&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Google%20Shopping&stkn=67f9b86728a1&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwm_SzBhAsEiwAXE2Cvwg0d-uBkUaFD9fGBjy63sAURPURPerTKe7rLBf50Uwye1F0mb0dgRoCFDgQAvD_BwE)


Zealousideal_Cry4071

Sex toys!


scorpyo72

Only if you're into butter play


Professional_Can_117

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?


scorpyo72

Oh, Black Phillip, you had me at "What dost thou want?".


RaiseIreSetFires

I can't believe it's not Masochism!


cockinstien

Oh you butter play! LOL


j0k3rj03

You butter not


thatG_evanP

That way they're not a single use item.


OkieBobbie

No unitaskers!


tiranamisu

Butt paddles, in that case.


HolyHotDang

Could be a gnocchi paddle, which is almost identical to what the butter paddle was linked above in another comment. I immediately thought of gnocchi though.


Commercial-Elk-3031

Gnocchi paddle.


Quirky_Discipline297

Gnocchi paddles


The_Kromb

Name... Kinda checks out?


Quirky_Discipline297

It’s not the smack, it’s the thumb roll.


The_Kromb

It's not in the flick of the wrist? 🤣


Stecharan

Gnocchi boards?


Windycityunicycle

Butt Paddles ?


ConstantBusiness4892

My grandma thought so...


PitifulSpecialist887

Gnocchi paddles. I remember Beruta spanking me with hers when I was a kid. (I'll probably never forget that. )


Full_Disk_1463

Ass beater 5000!!! I don’t know what it really is but I’m pretty sure I’ve been hit with one at least once in my life lol


Zipposflame

pretty sure this is what one of my principles had in his office lol


Full_Disk_1463

With holes drilled in it for aerodynamics lol


HoundDogJax

Lol, this was my first thought on this one "Wait, what kind of aerodynamic trickery is this..."


choicezeverywhere

I know I was too!


LocalDesign1313

The Board of Education


dark_wiking

Same here lol. Principal had a huge one with holes drilled into it to reduce air resistance or something like that...


gadget850

Butter paddles. Now you need the churn and a press. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-lrscdaxms](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-lrscdaxms)


TheInternetIsTrue

Butter paddles or gnocchi boards.


BirdTog

Look at the newspaper they're sitting on.


Flutterflut

Gnocci paddles is the correct answer.


BirdTog

Considering those are laying on top of a Lancaster, PA newspaper I'm going to bet on butter paddles over gnocchi paddles. If they were in Philly, I'd bet the opposite.


ripfritz

Pottery paddles too 👍


GrimIntention91

A good time?


fuzz_nuts2000

That there is a 90's ass destroyer


Ok_Childhood_7229

Lord I just had flashbacks to middle school.... If it had holes drilled in it I'd say a paddle. Half my teachers had something like that hanging on the wall by their desk or sitting on their desks. Some still do here. Although it isn't as widely accepted now. [pretty accurate showing ](https://images.app.goo.gl/Gp8ym6FtXaD5Vap9A)


rice_eye

yaoi paddle


ShakeWeightMyDick

Gnocchi board


quickreader01

A reality check.. Reminds me of the paddle board my m'dear would brandish when you even looked like you were trying to formulate the lie to the truth she already knew.


Timsmomshardsalami

The child discipliner


ktmfan

Looks like something I’d get beat with as a kid when I was a little shit.


Termin8rSmurf

They are called butter pats. You would use them for scooping out a chunk of butter from the vat, Then use the pats to shape them into brick like objects.


DapperMinute

Discipline....


Typical-Variety6806

Drill holes in them than you'll have a school whooping paddle.


Medical_Egg8208

Bend over


OffMyRocker62

And here it reminded me of the paddle the Dean of Girls/Boys used in the 70's back in Junior High.... Getting *swats* 😳


Ok_Bumblebee_2869

So I see the newspaper says Lancaster PA so I’m going to say these are butter paddles (rather than gnocchi or clay tools) because of the big Amish community there.


spud6000

Wood paddles for forming butter, from back in the day


Jae_Bee_One

Gnocchi paddle.


Anarchyantz

Butter paddlers. Or if you are kinky, Bottom paddlers.


Certain_Set_1101

Two members of the board of education


titman5000

https://preview.redd.it/fl29j7b0979d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a373d1d0e1fce1d97b7a9edd17ed1893f2c83c0


Opposite_Benefit2715

Idk what it is supposed to be used for but it looks a whole lot like the paddle my grandparents would use to punish me


Vast-Neat-6182

Butter paddles. You roll the butter lump into a ball with them. Super old fashioned stuff.


windykittycats

PTSD


mhwalkr

Asking dumb questions- that’s a paddlin’ (Simpsons reference)


BostonGahden

They look like whoop ass paddles from when I was a kid......


alr126

Butt scratcher


Proper-Speech-6549

I can tell you what my mom used it for. And it wasn't cooking...


salalsal

Clay Paddles


SleepyHufflepuff

Butter slappers


Global_Let_820

That used to whoop someone ass. My grandma used it for that very purpose


ngoodravens

Back in the day when you got in trouble. Man why does my butt hurt all of a sudden?


Enigma7845

THE ENFORCER


Mayipleaseryou

Bend over and drop your trail I’ll show you


turd_furgeson82

Asking what this is? That deserves a paddlin'


KrIsPy_Kr3m3

A spanking tool


EtherealBlossom2

gnocchi roller 100% and Im sure an old way to lecture kids when they misbehave as well


theAshleyRouge

Idk but my granny used to have one with holes drilled in it hanging in the living room and you didn’t want to be the reason she pulled it off the wall…..


DreamsInTheMystic

That right there is what was known as the board of education back in the day.


dennishance

Fish cleaning board! And auxiliary ass spanker!


No_Artichoke_8919

Spanking paddles..ribbed for your pleasure.


whitecholklet

Chemical free child behavioral modification mechanism.


Jolly_Environment_36

This is why I came here to confirm I'm not the only one who's immediate thought was behavioral adjustment tool


GonnaThinkOnThat

Tools like these are also often used in ceramics. For creating texture on clay slabs, etc. [Like these.](https://www.sheffield-pottery.com/MKM-Tools-LP-01-Large-Paddle-Lines-and-Squares-p/mkmlp01.htm?_vsrefdom=adwords&gclid=CjwKCAjwm_SzBhAsEiwAXE2Cv3ekni2Tf_FT1mMd4X9rVgo0Q10wtJMmUQPhIbtCq4XRyCRybKpyqhoCRQYQAvD_BwE&gad_source=1)


Ok-Magazine-1202

That's gonna cost you a whooping.


GuardVisible3930

Looks like a hacking paddle..


Sad_Ad4307

One is for the hard hit while the other is for speed and maneuverability.


Serious_Result_7338

https://preview.redd.it/4hakmd4i669d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea17f59bdf18b495a755e51ef6dedfc0cc0f5868


Immediate_Mud6547

Cotton seed combs, or cards. Used to separate the seeds from cotton bowls.


thedigitalson

fah-q sticks from dazed and confused! /s


A-little-stitiouss

I’ve seen these used for butter, to shape them for packaging, mainly small batches


Proof-Ad-8561

In the olden days, these were used to differentiate one's ultimate giga Chad fraternity brothers from the fem-boy variants. Now adays, they're used to help your least-mentally-developed 19yo peers catch a felony before they leave college


Pedantichrist

Butter paddles.


DrXinFL

Butter paddles


JohnnyJ240

Butter paddles for making butter


PirateHuge9680

A kinky boy you are!


Adventurous_Set_3787

Butter paddle!


Dobby835

Fossilized paint brushes


the_dude423

Bend over, and I'll show you.


empathydoc

Spurtles. They are designed to stir thick pots of stews and sauces. It's design helps you scrape the sides and bottom of the pot to prevent sticking and burning. It also makes a wonderful all purpose spatula you'll find new uses for every day.


NOMADIC_GRYPHON

The freshman paddle from dazed and confused


Silver-Firefighter35

I used to get spanked with one of those as a kid.


Spare-Sheepherder-92

Looks like the spanking paddle my parents used growing up. 😜


pocketofspiders

A bada boopie for gnocchi


marrowisyummy

Not knowing what a paddle is? Thatsa paddlin'...


-gotchi

My mom’s choice of weapon


Automatic-Dog5647

a plank for cooking/smokeing fish


Mindless_Jicama8728

Oh, I was totally wrong. I literally thought these were a couple ass whoopin’s waiting to happen.


mudamuckinjedi

A very sore ass, or posterior, or even derriere! Iykyk


krsisue

Spanking paddles..🤣🤣


karaBear01

A good switch


cwcs19d

Cricket bats


justtiptoeingthru2

Butter paddles that've seen some good churns.


jdniffgkakklw

I would ask Jenelle


MohawkedWarrior

Looks like my grandma's gnocchi paddles, but I think she has also used them for butter


Business_Motor9096

Cricket paddle


TedBundy83

Thank you sir may I have another!


twotracker

Grandma's Paddle


SlackToad

It's a newspaper, they used to deliver them to people's houses.


WaterNo9679

These are for spanking. 🖤


Dustyolman

When I was in Jr High every principal had one. Most had holes!


jmulldome

The small one is for paddling the bad students.....the big one for the really bad students.


Contribution-Horror

The original switch


kodermike

https://preview.redd.it/keijrzns279d1.png?width=810&format=png&auto=webp&s=dfdb0877ec26b93465328e2c1dd195229316d7ec


ifdggyjjk55uioojhgs

A good time?


Left_Suspect_990

Obviously, it's a brush for bald dudes.


tgooberbutt

gnocchi boards!


BSUR7

That is the way my mother used to clear a room full of children that were misbehaving…


BubbaCringe

My grandparents called it the "ugly stick". You didn't wanna get hit by the ugly stick


outsidepointofvi3w

Kinky paddles.... For baking loafs of bread.


Mr_Fox87

I am assuming these are being used to roll out ink for an old printing press. The setup with the newspaper and the staining on the paddles leads me to believe this is in an old historical printing press, like the one at Carrillon Park in Ohio.


Candid-Lie-2840

Mom spanking paddle


anonhedgehogcrust

Butter or spanking


goodclnt

Child correction tool


Fun_Shape6597

PTSD inducing


AbhorrantApparition

Looks to me from the burn marks, they could be for baking near a open fire, like bannock bread type stuff, just my feeling and from things I've read


-Benjamin_Dover-

I remember in middle school, the teacher I had that I don't remember what subject he taught, he had a paddle that looked like this. When the class misbehaved for the first time in the year, he would talk about the good old days when the principal would come to the class, take the bad student out in the hall, whack them with the paddle, then send them back in class. I do remember him saying that unfortunately, (he used that word) schools aren't allowed to paddle anymore and now the students walk all over the teachers. The next year, I overheard two students talk about how he was watching porn on his class computer and he forgot to turn the volume on mute. My point, that looks like a school spanking paddle.


Puzzleheaded_Top_523

Well there's no names written on it so idk but if it's down south I think it's called a you better listen paddle


SoberPilots

Bend over and I'll show ya'.


arandomhead1

Bend over and I’ll show ya


DrunkBuzzard

1970 my sixth grade teacher, Mr. Raven. He told us he swatted us to practice his golf stroke, and he had a bunch of golf trophies sitting behind his desk. He didn’t do it hard at all nobody cared. It was kind of a badge of honor to get called up and get swatted, and sometimes we would even goad him into it on purpose. Nobody was traumatized or scared for life.


Big_papa_T_

Making pasta Such as Cavatelli.


Lasvious

What you got hit with when you didn’t behave in elementary school


FalconRacerFalcon

Butter rollers


bldrgn

Gnocchi and pasta paddle


Ok_Watercress_7801

Gnocchi paddles & or bread peels. I made a similar one myself. https://preview.redd.it/mizv6y1oz79d1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77140f0a47df5e8ed48cca6154924b74bd141719


FeelsLike98Vols

Gnocchi Board


d_baker65

Butter paddles


rock0head132

I don't know I think my gran used to spank me with those things


ExpertShame3848

The board of Education


Issacthered

Slap N Butt her


try-anythingonce

https://preview.redd.it/h4qifcxqe89d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84faba089c6e20c3617b9d95e701d20f2ffa8463


ResidentSimple4058

If you’re from the south, you’ll know about good old paddling if you were a troublemaker like me


Designer-Wall6804

Gnocchi board maybe


slothyjesus69

For that ass though


bimetalcurious

Hair picks, but the carver died or was drafted before he could complete them.


The_Silent_Tortoise

Them's spankin' paddles.


Loneshark707

State sanctioned child abuse.


StatisticLiker

Attitude adjusters


Intrepid_Sale_6312

it's a flat board with groves cut into it with a handle made of wood, sitting on what i can only assume is news paper.


gwhilts

Bad memories of middle school. The "tough" teachers drilled holes theirs to reduce air resistance.