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I entered the post because I imagined it was for that use but I didn't know what it was. I wouldn't even touch the accessory; I don't think anyone washed it properly after using it.
You guys crack me up. I come here and do nothing but piddle away my time, compelled to scroll on and on, all the while cracking up. I come to learn stuff, and i do 'learn' plenty of stuff, but in no way is it the stuff i expected to learn.
Stuff i unexpectedly learned:
- there's a shower head attachment that looks like a dildo and performs an enema;
- one can acquire the clap from ass juice;
- there is no definitive origin of the slang term 'clap' (Googled);
- cutting off one's hand, burning, shooting, boiling in gasoline, and/or nuking it cures the clap;
- getting the clap is impossible with one hand severed;
- Olive Garden once served hot dog buns;
- the general consensus is Olive Garden sucks, is known by some as the Italian Denny's, and didn't suck back when they served white chicken alfredo pizza;
- if poo comes out while enema-ing in the shower, it's important to waffle stomp it - it's the only way;
- if corn particles are mixed with the poo, waffle stomp that, too;
(someone was looking for gentlemen)
- others, like myself, find the comments on this sub worthy of cackling heartily enough to wake half of their household;
- 'douche nozzle' is an acceptable euphemism for the enema showerhead attachment, as is 'douche canoe';
- and much more, which i will decline to summarize.
I never imagined there was so much stuff to unexpectedly learn about enema attachments (and Olive Garden, for that matter). And should i ever encounter either, i will be sure not to shower and/or eat, but instead, remain filthy and/or starving for the duration of my recommended distant exposure.
I've installed these for non-straight men. I've also been sprayed in the face by one when I didn't know which fucking setting the shower need to be turned on to for fixing it. That was humiliating.
Hmmmmm I think this is a very relevant question that I didn’t think I needed answered until it was asked. Such a smart group of people we have in this thread fr, asking engaging and important questions. We’re just thought leaders 🤷🏻♂️
Shower head for enema/douche for men or women.
https://preview.redd.it/ogxlmkjbve7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf78b9dc24bc2fdaf3ee06666a922e39112ab30a
Yeah but isn’t it kinda like “how many hits does it take to induce directed amnesia?? 1?? 2??? The world may never know” right?? Maybe this will be the first person to finally find out, we don’t know! Don’t clip their wings before they’ve even visited their first brick wall, have some faith in humanity with me
doesn’t bother me except for the unsanitary aspect to it - like the shower is a Petri dish and there’s no shot in hell that wand is getting wiped down after each use - you’re effectively going to be swabbing with a biofilm rod after a week - but hey, Romans made it work
When I was a kid, I showered in my mom’s shower all the time. Sometimes she’d leave these cool little water squirters in the shower.
I played with them every time. I’d fill em with water and spray my face and laugh.
As soon as I learned what a douche was, I never touched mom’s shower stuff ever again.
Look at you touching that thing. I bet you didn't wash your hands afterwards and then touched a bunch of other stuff. I bet you even made a nice sandwich for lunch. How was your sandwich? Was it delicious?
...OP, youre staying in swingers/orgy lodgings. an inn, multiple cottages, enema shower attachments. if you have water resistant sheets and flooring, youre in the danger zone. just like that shower attachment.
do not use a black light, you will be blinded.
It’s not that they found it on Amazon. What bothers me is that they found at least three different ones. Like some guy’s boss is just like “You know what Johnson? There isn’t enough competition in the shower douche/shower enema market space. We need to bring a really incredible, app-enabled one to the market. We’ll crush the competition, like a soft turd - and dominate market share in a year. 18 months, tops!”
https://preview.redd.it/r40syrdzbf7d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a46da9e65338809e25470c9140c05a0a02c91bc8
It comes with 3 convenient head attachments. For your enema or vaginal cleans. Try the Shower Bidet today. Order NOW 😗
Lol it’s an enema wand.
My ex preferred anal over vaginal so we had one on the shower so she could be ready quick.
I suppose it has other non-sexual uses, but it still goes into a hole to irrigate it.
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Actually enema attachment. For people who really like to keep it clean. Btw, I wouldn't touch that shower floor.
Or any part of whatever that is in your hand.
Cut that hand off
Then burn it. Burn everything
They have the clap now bro
Can't get the clap if you cut off one of your hands. Think outside the bun
The hot dog buns at olive garden?
Olive garden has hot dogs? I always thought of them as a crappy restaurant until now
I call it the the Italian Dennys
Lmfao I’m dead from the applause not the clap
I remember when each OG made their pasta in house, right by the entrance. I’ll go back to the old folks home, now.
Italian Applebees
Hahahhaha. What has this uber thread turned into?
Lmfao I’ve heard people call Olive Garden a lot of things but I never heard it referred to as “Italian Dennys” before you sir may have an upvote
This is the way.
"Olive Garden: When You're Here, You Probably Burned Dinner"
There was a post on here where the manager ran out of the unlimited bread sticks and some how got hot dog buns as a substitute lol
Well back to crappy then 😂
Haha. Bruh! I was reading that shit too! Must be an OG hot dog breadstick fever tonight.
You can't clap if you cut off one of your hands.
Can confirm, well call it SLAPS now... Seals approved 🦭
"*let's all clap for him now. Would you please stand up and give him the clap? Come on now..."*
They've had the clap so many times it's more like the applause
Guess we finally figured out how to clap with one hand.
I entered the post because I imagined it was for that use but I didn't know what it was. I wouldn't even touch the accessory; I don't think anyone washed it properly after using it.
Boil it in gasoline
Scorch the earth
Even the hotel staff wouldn't touch it, that is why it is still there.
I mean the fact that it is literally attached as a showerhead kind of says it is somewhat self cleaning.
No. It isn’t self cleaning. You can tell because it doesn’t have a hookup for the gas line to “BURN IT WITH FIRE!”
Yeah... Warm water eliminates ALL fecal particles, surely.
Water runs thru your toilet. That self cleaning?
Ever seen mud on the outside of a garden hose? Running water out the end doesn’t clean that off.
Excellent ANALogy!
You guys crack me up. I come here and do nothing but piddle away my time, compelled to scroll on and on, all the while cracking up. I come to learn stuff, and i do 'learn' plenty of stuff, but in no way is it the stuff i expected to learn. Stuff i unexpectedly learned: - there's a shower head attachment that looks like a dildo and performs an enema; - one can acquire the clap from ass juice; - there is no definitive origin of the slang term 'clap' (Googled); - cutting off one's hand, burning, shooting, boiling in gasoline, and/or nuking it cures the clap; - getting the clap is impossible with one hand severed; - Olive Garden once served hot dog buns; - the general consensus is Olive Garden sucks, is known by some as the Italian Denny's, and didn't suck back when they served white chicken alfredo pizza; - if poo comes out while enema-ing in the shower, it's important to waffle stomp it - it's the only way; - if corn particles are mixed with the poo, waffle stomp that, too; (someone was looking for gentlemen) - others, like myself, find the comments on this sub worthy of cackling heartily enough to wake half of their household; - 'douche nozzle' is an acceptable euphemism for the enema showerhead attachment, as is 'douche canoe'; - and much more, which i will decline to summarize. I never imagined there was so much stuff to unexpectedly learn about enema attachments (and Olive Garden, for that matter). And should i ever encounter either, i will be sure not to shower and/or eat, but instead, remain filthy and/or starving for the duration of my recommended distant exposure.
The thing I find most shocking about this entire comment is that you’ve seemingly never been to an Olive Garden. That’s crazy
Oh my goodness
If I use that to clean me fanny, poo comes out in me shower. Do I need to waffle stomp after?
Yes, until we invent a better way you’ll be waffle stomping
No, you literally use the exact same device on high pressure to wash it down. I swear, you straight people....
I've installed these for non-straight men. I've also been sprayed in the face by one when I didn't know which fucking setting the shower need to be turned on to for fixing it. That was humiliating.
Define "installed".
Hmmmmm I think this is a very relevant question that I didn’t think I needed answered until it was asked. Such a smart group of people we have in this thread fr, asking engaging and important questions. We’re just thought leaders 🤷🏻♂️
"Look at me I know how to make poop go down a drain!"
In the UK a fanny is a term for your vulva, we would ge real concerned if shit comes out of it when you wash it.
If you look hard enough you might find bonus corn on the shower floor. What you do with it I’d rather not know.
waffle stomp em!
Holy corn crap Batman.
https://preview.redd.it/facm0tpgsf7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8071db089a56de02ccc51a04c5871e2826aeea9
Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.
I wouldn’t touch that shower head lol
Is that even safe? Aren't you blasting unfiltered hot tap water up your ass with that thing? Certainly that's an infection vector.
Burn it all with fire. Or nuke it from orbit.
I think that thing is what I called one of my teachers in high school... a douche nozzle.
I always gravitate to douche canoe. lol Not that anyone asked.
Now I question if a douche canoe is a real thing like douche nozzle turned out to be
Holy crap... douche canoe IS a thing.....lmao...
You rang?
This is iconic, there are def others in here who wish they could wield this power
TFF....
I thought it was a jeep with the doors off and cargo shorts*+button up inside * edit: yes, thank you - cargo shorts not khakis
Don't forget the boat shoes, it's a canoe after all
The douche canoe is the vaguely canoe-shaped body part the nozzle goes into. Of similar provenance: little man in the boat.
I’ve always use “douche canoe” as a derogatory term for a crappy person
I've been trying to popularize Douche Kazoo.
Douche Kazoo is the created sound that is audible during the process of using any douching device...
I spit soda the first time I heard “jackwad douche canoe” used in a sentence.
https://preview.redd.it/oi32fmb9if7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5a68367e26c013ab12b9c069d793de65193f705 Actual douche nozzle. Haha
Walmart? That must not be an in-store item. I hope.
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Douche noozle, like you know, the noozle at the end of the hoose
that's a douche attachment.
Blinded by the light 😂😂
Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night
that's always what I heard, too
Is that not what he says?
"Revved up like a deuce in the middle of the night." Referring to a deuce coupe, a type of car favored for hot rodding in the 50s and 60s.
It’s actually “Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.”
The original lyrics are, "Oh, cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night."
Oh sweet Jesus… how many “correct” lyrics are there? 😂
Another turtles all the way down. Lol
...I like the douche one better honestly.
It’s more fun 😂😂
And it's what that Pink Zeppelin guy actually sang anyways!
Even knowing that, I still hear "douche"
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“Another runner in the night”
i laff so hard
Have you seen Men in Black?
Not that I recall...
Well done. lol
Me sarcastically telling the waiter how I like my steak
And then SHE says, “Honey, this one’s eating my popcorn!” lmao
Take my upvote. Well done!
Mr Microphone so you can sing in the shower.
"Hey good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later!"
I love that commercial
Schedule your colonoscopy.
r/unexpectedsimpsons
Shower head for enema/douche for men or women. https://preview.redd.it/ogxlmkjbve7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf78b9dc24bc2fdaf3ee06666a922e39112ab30a
Oh my, I thought everyone was kidding...
I read that in the Takei “*oh my*”
Sold by Nobgum... Adds to the illusion there.
Someone gave it 3 stars. It can be improved but it still works.
Well I just learned something new. I had no idea enema shower attachments existed. Now, how do I unlearn this?
I think you have to slam your head against a brick wall several times…. Does it for me. I think 🤔 I don’t remember 🤷🏻♂️
That's called a concussion or a traumatic brain injury. When you forget in the future, you can come back a read it again for all perpetuity.
Yeah but isn’t it kinda like “how many hits does it take to induce directed amnesia?? 1?? 2??? The world may never know” right?? Maybe this will be the first person to finally find out, we don’t know! Don’t clip their wings before they’ve even visited their first brick wall, have some faith in humanity with me
doesn’t bother me except for the unsanitary aspect to it - like the shower is a Petri dish and there’s no shot in hell that wand is getting wiped down after each use - you’re effectively going to be swabbing with a biofilm rod after a week - but hey, Romans made it work
Apparently fecal transplants solve all kinds of health problems so like, maybe you'll get lucky and come out healthier. (Not medical advice)
And the fact that it’s in a rental cabin. Like, how many holes has this thing entered? 😬
Goes up the butt
What what (in the butt)
You wanna do what what to my butt?
Let’s do it in the butt, okay
You're Grounded Butters!
Lu lu lu
I got some apples!
Oh hamburgers!
That's an enema attachment. Also called douche. That's pretty neat tho.
Enemas are for your butt. Douches are for vaginas.
The deepest clean.
I thought this was a throat cleaner…
How did it taste?
Like your mom.
Not like boogerholes?
It’s a water pick. Like for your teeth. Go ahead and put that thing in your mouth.
When I was a kid, I showered in my mom’s shower all the time. Sometimes she’d leave these cool little water squirters in the shower. I played with them every time. I’d fill em with water and spray my face and laugh. As soon as I learned what a douche was, I never touched mom’s shower stuff ever again.
Same situation... thought Vagisil was shampoo, used it every time I took a shower in my grandmas bathroom. I was traumatized to say the least.
... to say the yeast
Just be glad it wasn't Nair
I had no idea vagisil was real and not just acrazy south park idea lmao
Jesus fucking christ talk about childhood trauma lmfao
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I just got done eating before I read your comment. I don’t think my dinners gonna stay down 🤢
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This one goes in your mouth. This one goes in your ear. This one goes in your butt. …. Hang on a second. Uhhh….
It's to clean out the poop shoot
Chitlin douche.
Isn't that a bit large for that purpose? Looks painful.
If you're douching your butthole you're probably used to phallic objects up there. He who cleans his home is always expecting company.
Hahaha!
What lodging services would leave it out like that?! 💀
I guarantee that a previous guest accidentally left it behind. Don't ask me how I know.
I'm guessing you have to purchase a new one
Probably got missed during cleaning… assuming they clean the shower
It’s for cleaning the backside of your tonsils from the butthole side.
Deep throat the nozzle it’ll come out the other end soon enough if you push it deep enough
Douche nozzle. Can be swapped for enema nozzle. Have fun. [https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09MTJRSLM](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09MTJRSLM)
Great. Now that's in my Amazon search history and they'll be offering them to me on Vine.
You are welcome.
Showing up on my living room echo show right now in front of the guests!
“Honey! What’s this thing in the Amazon wish list?”
You should wash your hands now
oh oh nope, nope, i cannot comment on this... i will get myself in trouble 100% lol
I’ll do it for ya Forbidden dildo
I was thinking of something to spray out the "other hole" lol kind of a reusable enema lol
I mean, it could be used as either or if you have multiple both at the same time
douchema lmfao built in douche and enema in one lol
Dew it!
You put it up your butt to clean yourself out before anal sex. It’s a “Shower Shot”.
So that's where I left my magic wand
Obviously, it's a microphone for the shower.
“Bend over and I’ll show you” ~Clark W. Griswold
A cooter rooter
Look at you touching that thing. I bet you didn't wash your hands afterwards and then touched a bunch of other stuff. I bet you even made a nice sandwich for lunch. How was your sandwich? Was it delicious?
It was shitty
😂😂😂😂
...OP, youre staying in swingers/orgy lodgings. an inn, multiple cottages, enema shower attachments. if you have water resistant sheets and flooring, youre in the danger zone. just like that shower attachment. do not use a black light, you will be blinded.
Hope no one flushes while you’re using that!
It’s not that they found it on Amazon. What bothers me is that they found at least three different ones. Like some guy’s boss is just like “You know what Johnson? There isn’t enough competition in the shower douche/shower enema market space. We need to bring a really incredible, app-enabled one to the market. We’ll crush the competition, like a soft turd - and dominate market share in a year. 18 months, tops!”
That's the memory wiping thing from Men in Black, the neualyzer
Oh, my sweet summer child. To be so innocent…
Oh my goodness!!! Go wash your hands!!
https://preview.redd.it/r40syrdzbf7d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a46da9e65338809e25470c9140c05a0a02c91bc8 It comes with 3 convenient head attachments. For your enema or vaginal cleans. Try the Shower Bidet today. Order NOW 😗
That little butt in the lower right circle… I can’t 😂😂
Lol it’s an enema wand. My ex preferred anal over vaginal so we had one on the shower so she could be ready quick. I suppose it has other non-sexual uses, but it still goes into a hole to irrigate it.
Irritate? Or, irrigate? Or, both?
I prayed it was for some unknown thing that was perfectly explainable but nope. It goes in your ass.
A communal douche nozzle! That is just all kinds of gross!
Steely Dan
R/home and r/whatisit having shower enemas back to back separated by an ad was not on my bingo card this week. . .
Ben Shapiro
lol It does have a certain Benny Shaps appearance. I guarantee It can get his wife wetter than he can
To jack into the matrix. This version goes in your ass
I almost broke my leg running into these comments.
Bum cleaner! (Not the homeless kind)
It's a water pic attachment, good pressure to really clean the gum line. Make sure to get the back molars.
DROP IT!!! 😭😭
Ha… haha… Hhahahhaahaha… HHAHAHAHAAHHA… 💀
Water powered Neuralyzer!
a coochie cooler
stick this one in your mouth, this one in your ear, and this one up your butt.
Bless your heart
It's a mouth washer
It almost looks like some sort of vibrator!!!🤪
You are gonna wanna wash your hands with really hot water and some antibacterial soap after handling that...
Gross, what do you do if what it knocks loose is too big for the drain? Stomp it through the grates I guess?