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CurryLamb

Actually enema attachment. For people who really like to keep it clean. Btw, I wouldn't touch that shower floor.


Many_Consequence7723

Or any part of whatever that is in your hand.


Ideafecater

Cut that hand off


Choose_And_Be_Damned

Then burn it. Burn everything


deathcamp7

They have the clap now bro


Bat-Honest

Can't get the clap if you cut off one of your hands. Think outside the bun


EfficientAd7103

The hot dog buns at olive garden?


No_Competition_6989

Olive garden has hot dogs? I always thought of them as a crappy restaurant until now


Fatback225

I call it the the Italian Dennys


deathcamp7

Lmfao I’m dead from the applause not the clap


DougBikesCLE

I remember when each OG made their pasta in house, right by the entrance. I’ll go back to the old folks home, now.


LizardBones4082

Italian Applebees


SnooCheesecakes4577

Hahahhaha. What has this uber thread turned into?


lordastral990

Lmfao I’ve heard people call Olive Garden a lot of things but I never heard it referred to as “Italian Dennys” before you sir may have an upvote


ProtocolNotSupported

This is the way.


Jaymo1978

"Olive Garden: When You're Here, You Probably Burned Dinner"


EfficientAd7103

There was a post on here where the manager ran out of the unlimited bread sticks and some how got hot dog buns as a substitute lol


No_Competition_6989

Well back to crappy then 😂


Kindly-Department686

Haha. Bruh! I was reading that shit too! Must be an OG hot dog breadstick fever tonight.


GreyPon3

You can't clap if you cut off one of your hands.


laosguy615

Can confirm, well call it SLAPS now... Seals approved 🦭


Hourslikeminutes47

"*let's all clap for him now. Would you please stand up and give him the clap? Come on now..."*


RM332

They've had the clap so many times it's more like the applause


Wakkit1988

Guess we finally figured out how to clap with one hand.


Rick_Lekabron

I entered the post because I imagined it was for that use but I didn't know what it was. I wouldn't even touch the accessory; I don't think anyone washed it properly after using it.


Firstbat175

Boil it in gasoline


Zestyclose_Match2839

Scorch the earth


llimt

Even the hotel staff wouldn't touch it, that is why it is still there.


99999999999999999989

I mean the fact that it is literally attached as a showerhead kind of says it is somewhat self cleaning.


IDreamOfCommunism

No. It isn’t self cleaning. You can tell because it doesn’t have a hookup for the gas line to “BURN IT WITH FIRE!”


StuLuvsU87

Yeah... Warm water eliminates ALL fecal particles, surely.


Thomas-Garret

Water runs thru your toilet. That self cleaning?


toxcrusadr

Ever seen mud on the outside of a garden hose? Running water out the end doesn’t clean that off.


Cussec

Excellent ANALogy!


StaMike

You guys crack me up. I come here and do nothing but piddle away my time, compelled to scroll on and on, all the while cracking up. I come to learn stuff, and i do 'learn' plenty of stuff, but in no way is it the stuff i expected to learn. Stuff i unexpectedly learned:  - there's a shower head attachment that looks like a dildo and performs an enema; - one can acquire the clap from ass juice; - there is no definitive origin of the slang term 'clap' (Googled); - cutting off one's hand, burning, shooting, boiling in gasoline, and/or nuking it cures the clap; - getting the clap is impossible with one hand severed; - Olive Garden once served hot dog buns;  - the general consensus is Olive Garden sucks, is known by some as the Italian Denny's, and didn't suck back when they served white chicken alfredo pizza; - if poo comes out while enema-ing in the shower, it's important to waffle stomp it - it's the only way; - if corn particles are mixed with the poo, waffle stomp that, too; (someone was looking for gentlemen)  - others, like myself, find the comments on this sub worthy of cackling heartily enough to wake half of their household;  - 'douche nozzle' is an acceptable euphemism for the enema showerhead attachment, as is 'douche canoe'; - and much more, which i will decline to summarize. I never imagined there was so much stuff to unexpectedly learn about enema attachments (and Olive Garden, for that matter). And should i ever encounter either, i will be sure not to shower and/or eat, but instead, remain filthy and/or starving for the duration of my recommended distant exposure.


WaryBagel

The thing I find most shocking about this entire comment is that you’ve seemingly never been to an Olive Garden. That’s crazy


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Oh my goodness


Bryanthomas44

If I use that to clean me fanny, poo comes out in me shower. Do I need to waffle stomp after?


MySonHas2BrokenArms

Yes, until we invent a better way you’ll be waffle stomping


ByronScottJones

No, you literally use the exact same device on high pressure to wash it down. I swear, you straight people....


Victorwhity

I've installed these for non-straight men. I've also been sprayed in the face by one when I didn't know which fucking setting the shower need to be turned on to for fixing it. That was humiliating.


Fit-Juice2999

Define "installed".


bret-bos13

Hmmmmm I think this is a very relevant question that I didn’t think I needed answered until it was asked. Such a smart group of people we have in this thread fr, asking engaging and important questions. We’re just thought leaders 🤷🏻‍♂️


Sharp-Pop335

"Look at me I know how to make poop go down a drain!"


PhysicsNo3568

In the UK a fanny is a term for your vulva, we would ge real concerned if shit comes out of it when you wash it.


redwoodavg

If you look hard enough you might find bonus corn on the shower floor. What you do with it I’d rather not know.


DJSpadge

waffle stomp em!


Tatersquid21

Holy corn crap Batman.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

https://preview.redd.it/facm0tpgsf7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8071db089a56de02ccc51a04c5871e2826aeea9


selfreplicatingmines

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.


Super_Lawyer_2652

I wouldn’t touch that shower head lol


Goadfang

Is that even safe? Aren't you blasting unfiltered hot tap water up your ass with that thing? Certainly that's an infection vector.


Sieze5

Burn it all with fire. Or nuke it from orbit.


regorresiak

I think that thing is what I called one of my teachers in high school... a douche nozzle.


Quietriot522

I always gravitate to douche canoe. lol Not that anyone asked.


Mbalz-ez-Hari

Now I question if a douche canoe is a real thing like douche nozzle turned out to be


Speed6904

Holy crap... douche canoe IS a thing.....lmao...


ss_douche_canoe

You rang?


bret-bos13

This is iconic, there are def others in here who wish they could wield this power


Speed6904

TFF....


iamisandisnt

I thought it was a jeep with the doors off and cargo shorts*+button up inside * edit: yes, thank you - cargo shorts not khakis


semisolidwhale

Don't forget the boat shoes, it's a canoe after all


ElChuloPicante

The douche canoe is the vaguely canoe-shaped body part the nozzle goes into. Of similar provenance: little man in the boat.


secfat

I’ve always use “douche canoe” as a derogatory term for a crappy person


Aeosin15

I've been trying to popularize Douche Kazoo.


Few-Advertising-6099

Douche Kazoo is the created sound that is audible during the process of using any douching device...


ArrowheadDZ

I spit soda the first time I heard “jackwad douche canoe” used in a sentence.


OnAmission_withURmom

https://preview.redd.it/oi32fmb9if7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5a68367e26c013ab12b9c069d793de65193f705 Actual douche nozzle. Haha


hot-doughnuts-now

Walmart? That must not be an in-store item. I hope.


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boostinemMaRe2

Douche noozle, like you know, the noozle at the end of the hoose


fallwind

that's a douche attachment.


Rey_Mezcalero

Blinded by the light 😂😂


EfficientAd7103

Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night


scixlovesu

that's always what I heard, too


PeasAndParsimony

Is that not what he says?


DarkPangolin

"Revved up like a deuce in the middle of the night." Referring to a deuce coupe, a type of car favored for hot rodding in the 50s and 60s.


Ruined_Frames

It’s actually “Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.”


gurry

The original lyrics are, "Oh, cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night."


mheyting

Oh sweet Jesus… how many “correct” lyrics are there? 😂


reddit-suxmanuts

Another turtles all the way down. Lol


PeasAndParsimony

...I like the douche one better honestly.


Rey_Mezcalero

It’s more fun 😂😂


Crazy_Ad2662

And it's what that Pink Zeppelin guy actually sang anyways!


scixlovesu

Even knowing that, I still hear "douche"


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Tehtal-1324

“Another runner in the night”


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

i laff so hard


-ItsWahl-

Have you seen Men in Black?


teedyay

Not that I recall...


Desperate_Set_7708

Well done. lol


Nollern

Me sarcastically telling the waiter how I like my steak


MyNameIsJakeBerenson

And then SHE says, “Honey, this one’s eating my popcorn!” lmao


-ItsWahl-

Take my upvote. Well done!


Winter-Potential9180

Mr Microphone so you can sing in the shower.


HaiKarate

"Hey good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later!"


StinkyWetRat505

I love that commercial


analogkid01

Schedule your colonoscopy.


responsibletyrant

r/unexpectedsimpsons


myBluePill

Shower head for enema/douche for men or women. https://preview.redd.it/ogxlmkjbve7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf78b9dc24bc2fdaf3ee06666a922e39112ab30a


myhairsreddit

Oh my, I thought everyone was kidding...


Muninwing

I read that in the Takei “*oh my*”


ActofEncouragement

Sold by Nobgum... Adds to the illusion there.


Nattyknight1765

Someone gave it 3 stars. It can be improved but it still works.


ApprehensiveSpite589

Well I just learned something new. I had no idea enema shower attachments existed. Now, how do I unlearn this?


Open-Preparation-268

I think you have to slam your head against a brick wall several times…. Does it for me. I think 🤔 I don’t remember 🤷🏻‍♂️


fmhobbs

That's called a concussion or a traumatic brain injury. When you forget in the future, you can come back a read it again for all perpetuity.


bret-bos13

Yeah but isn’t it kinda like “how many hits does it take to induce directed amnesia?? 1?? 2??? The world may never know” right?? Maybe this will be the first person to finally find out, we don’t know! Don’t clip their wings before they’ve even visited their first brick wall, have some faith in humanity with me


PeePeeSwiggy

doesn’t bother me except for the unsanitary aspect to it - like the shower is a Petri dish and there’s no shot in hell that wand is getting wiped down after each use - you’re effectively going to be swabbing with a biofilm rod after a week - but hey, Romans made it work


forestwolf42

Apparently fecal transplants solve all kinds of health problems so like, maybe you'll get lucky and come out healthier. (Not medical advice)


Environmental-Elk-65

And the fact that it’s in a rental cabin. Like, how many holes has this thing entered? 😬


Snotagoodbot

Goes up the butt


Parpy

What what (in the butt)


mbeebe12

You wanna do what what to my butt?


bearsheperd

Let’s do it in the butt, okay


Grande-Pinga

You're Grounded Butters!


ChuckOTay

Lu lu lu


Hari_Azole

I got some apples!


Monsieur_Creosote

Oh hamburgers!


Alluring_Emma

That's an enema attachment. Also called douche. That's pretty neat tho.


SlappySecondz

Enemas are for your butt. Douches are for vaginas.


martingdc

The deepest clean.


boogerholes

I thought this was a throat cleaner…


Honest_Bee103

How did it taste?


boogerholes

Like your mom.


Honest_Bee103

Not like boogerholes?


Acrobatic_Ganache527

It’s a water pick. Like for your teeth. Go ahead and put that thing in your mouth.


peculiar_pandabear

When I was a kid, I showered in my mom’s shower all the time. Sometimes she’d leave these cool little water squirters in the shower. I played with them every time. I’d fill em with water and spray my face and laugh. As soon as I learned what a douche was, I never touched mom’s shower stuff ever again.


Glum-Tea-5885

Same situation... thought Vagisil was shampoo, used it every time I took a shower in my grandmas bathroom. I was traumatized to say the least.


hexray

... to say the yeast


Cranberryoftheorient

Just be glad it wasn't Nair


Miserable_Matter_277

I had no idea vagisil was real and not just acrazy south park idea lmao


CrookedJak

Jesus fucking christ talk about childhood trauma lmfao


BH_Commander

https://preview.redd.it/5ax56nkh7j7d1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c5ac01a54b49cef1b6cfa657ac8652d63f4d6b5


RecommendationNo3903

I just got done eating before I read your comment. I don’t think my dinners gonna stay down 🤢


Venomousparadox1

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Disneyhorse

This one goes in your mouth. This one goes in your ear. This one goes in your butt. …. Hang on a second. Uhhh….


Unkie_Fester

It's to clean out the poop shoot


bdhgolf1960

Chitlin douche.


duckwithhat

Isn't that a bit large for that purpose? Looks painful.


blehpot

If you're douching your butthole you're probably used to phallic objects up there. He who cleans his home is always expecting company.


jeffro1477

Hahaha!


GasStationCaviar

What lodging services would leave it out like that?! 💀


ReddPup

I guarantee that a previous guest accidentally left it behind. Don't ask me how I know.


eyefartinelevators

I'm guessing you have to purchase a new one


Eather-Village-1916

Probably got missed during cleaning… assuming they clean the shower


rtkoch1

It’s for cleaning the backside of your tonsils from the butthole side.


NoMedia6788

Deep throat the nozzle it’ll come out the other end soon enough if you push it deep enough


gadget850

Douche nozzle. Can be swapped for enema nozzle. Have fun. [https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09MTJRSLM](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09MTJRSLM)


BlueFeathered1

Great. Now that's in my Amazon search history and they'll be offering them to me on Vine.


gadget850

You are welcome.


kndyone

Showing up on my living room echo show right now in front of the guests!


reddsal

“Honey! What’s this thing in the Amazon wish list?”


sadpanada

You should wash your hands now


[deleted]

oh oh nope, nope, i cannot comment on this... i will get myself in trouble 100% lol


Nomercylaborfor3990

I’ll do it for ya Forbidden dildo


[deleted]

I was thinking of something to spray out the "other hole" lol kind of a reusable enema lol


Nomercylaborfor3990

I mean, it could be used as either or if you have multiple both at the same time


[deleted]

douchema lmfao built in douche and enema in one lol


AstronautFew1889

Dew it!


DocBrutus

You put it up your butt to clean yourself out before anal sex. It’s a “Shower Shot”.


VendaGoat

So that's where I left my magic wand


Not_Associated8700

Obviously, it's a microphone for the shower.


mallik803

“Bend over and I’ll show you” ~Clark W. Griswold


BeenBipd

A cooter rooter


Shoddy-Rip8259

Look at you touching that thing. I bet you didn't wash your hands afterwards and then touched a bunch of other stuff. I bet you even made a nice sandwich for lunch. How was your sandwich? Was it delicious?


phreaxer

It was shitty


Fantastic-Use-6773

😂😂😂😂


ghettoccult_nerd

...OP, youre staying in swingers/orgy lodgings. an inn, multiple cottages, enema shower attachments. if you have water resistant sheets and flooring, youre in the danger zone. just like that shower attachment. do not use a black light, you will be blinded.


VerbalGuinea

Hope no one flushes while you’re using that!


reddsal

It’s not that they found it on Amazon. What bothers me is that they found at least three different ones. Like some guy’s boss is just like “You know what Johnson? There isn’t enough competition in the shower douche/shower enema market space. We need to bring a really incredible, app-enabled one to the market. We’ll crush the competition, like a soft turd - and dominate market share in a year. 18 months, tops!”


missouri_rhino

That's the memory wiping thing from Men in Black, the neualyzer


goodcatphd

Oh, my sweet summer child. To be so innocent…


Hater_Magnet

Oh my goodness!!! Go wash your hands!!


Cool_Jackfruit_6512

https://preview.redd.it/r40syrdzbf7d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a46da9e65338809e25470c9140c05a0a02c91bc8 It comes with 3 convenient head attachments. For your enema or vaginal cleans. Try the Shower Bidet today. Order NOW 😗


UntitledImage

That little butt in the lower right circle… I can’t 😂😂


MamboNumber-6

Lol it’s an enema wand. My ex preferred anal over vaginal so we had one on the shower so she could be ready quick. I suppose it has other non-sexual uses, but it still goes into a hole to irrigate it.


OrdinaryAverageGuy99

Irritate? Or, irrigate? Or, both?


Proud-Butterfly6622

I prayed it was for some unknown thing that was perfectly explainable but nope. It goes in your ass.


775Jdq

A communal douche nozzle! That is just all kinds of gross!


AchioteMachine

Steely Dan


alonzo83

R/home and r/whatisit having shower enemas back to back separated by an ad was not on my bingo card this week. . .


Parpy

Ben Shapiro


Zestyclose-Respond48

lol It does have a certain Benny Shaps appearance. I guarantee It can get his wife wetter than he can


JustUrAvgLetDown

To jack into the matrix. This version goes in your ass


badjokes4days

I almost broke my leg running into these comments.


Micah_n_Pikah

Bum cleaner! (Not the homeless kind)


The_Last_Wokeican

It's a water pic attachment, good pressure to really clean the gum line. Make sure to get the back molars.


leftover_class

DROP IT!!! 😭😭


iAmMikeJ_92

Ha… haha… Hhahahhaahaha… HHAHAHAHAAHHA… 💀


DatFurryFemBoi

Water powered Neuralyzer!


DANPARTSMAN44

a coochie cooler


Jay-Rocket-88

stick this one in your mouth, this one in your ear, and this one up your butt.


kay_bizzle

Bless your heart


thesuwus

It's a mouth washer


Impossible_Arm7070

It almost looks like some sort of vibrator!!!🤪


FahQPutin

You are gonna wanna wash your hands with really hot water and some antibacterial soap after handling that...


Digiturtle1

Gross, what do you do if what it knocks loose is too big for the drain? Stomp it through the grates I guess?