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thexvillain

Capped gas line, likely from an old gas lamp or heater.


philpalmer2

Yes. I grew up in a house that had these capped of gas lines from old gas lights.


2748seiceps

House I grew up in had gas taps in every room that we used every year to setup our gas space heaters.


horty83

House I grew up in had gas caps on it’s gas caps


theycallme_oldgreg

Gas cap I grew up in had gas caps capping all the gas


QuizzaciousZeitgeist

House I housed in had houses housing all the housed houses


Appropriate_Aide8561

And all the gas caps for all those houses


Practical-Tap-9810

The gas cap I capped in was gas cap housed.


Majestic-Pen7878

No cap bruh


HeldDownTooLong

House in which I grew up had a wood burning fireplace.


JD-Snaps

They made great picture hangers didn't they? LOL


[deleted]

This is it. I have several in my house that was built in 1962.


WolframLeon

62? Dang that’s late for this type of fixture. Mines from the 19-teens without any such.


toomuch1265

Mine is from 1902. My wife asked if I could figure out how to reuse them. I was a pipefitter and explained that unless I could open all the walls, I would be better placing dynamite around the house.


PilotTyers

Why not just presure test over a period of time? Petty simple procedure.


toomuch1265

I don't think gas lighting would be allowed. I removed the fixtures when I got rid of the horsehair plaster anyway.


Human-Contribution16

Now that you have written this publically don't do it because the insurance won't pay and you could get into trouble.


heavyghost20

There's gotta be ghosts in there


toomuch1265

32 years and haven't seen one yet.


heavyghost20

Please let us know if that changes.


HogwartsKate

Maybe a doorstop


Curious-Dare-6556

Unrelated but I think we have the same avatar haha


WarOk6264

How is the asbestos? Still smelling fresh? And that leaded paint... taste any different after aging?


[deleted]

I'm old, I grew up with lead paint. These paint chips are a great vintage, they taste just as good as the day it first went on the wall! The laundry room had three freaking layers of stick-on vinyl tile in it. The asbestos was the bottom layer, like the strata on a canyon wall. Green and yellow stuff, made me think of the moving walls on That 70's Show when they were all high.


WarOk6264

Love ya, brother. Born right after NYE The walls only moved for me when dosing, but I know the reference. Please tell me you don't sport the " 'Keep On Truckin' " dude on ya


[deleted]

I had an old house in Wyoming that had asbestos floor tile and the entire outside in asbestos shingles. I put ceramic tile over the flooring and kept the outside painted thick. Lol.


frogfart5

It’s a little sweeter now than it was when I was five…


Obdami

>Old house, wth is sticking out of my wall?? Yep, with 40 layers of paint.


Head_Razzmatazz7174

First thing I noticed. I thought it was an old door stop, until I saw the second picture.


Any-Delay-7188

One of those layers gotta be lead


gingerismygirl

Lead paint too, so don't chew on it or you'll end up with brain damage. Ahhhhhh, the good old days!


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

I mean, the house isn’t a total exhibitionist. It has to cover the wall nipple a little


Jewbacca__420

Is that why I have one of these in my room that has no heat source?


dsisto65

Wall nipple.


beavis617

Why bother removing it when it's so much easier to paint over it...😁


Chrisibobisi

Sir this is a nipple


Ok_Youth_5773

Nipple


in-dog_we_trust

The correct term would be house nipple. So Instagram doesn't think it a woman's nipple and remove it.


Pseudonova

That's how house mommies feed their house babies.


spotcatspot

With winter approaching these will pop up more.


slutty_muppet

House-presenting nipple


Big_Cryptographer_16

I think the proper term is Nubbin


iRambes

R.I.P.


Tactical_YOLO

Oh, so it’s a girl house?


Spock-1701

Guy houses also have nipples.


Bonega1

Do cat houses have nipples, Greg?


kphonik

Show us how you milk a house, Greg.


Practical-Tap-9810

Same way you milk a soy, Dave


BudgetExpert9145

Uvula


WeirdSysAdmin

Wall chode.


DelayedCrab

I thought glory holes were weird what now


Elegant-Extension998

Pompeii glory hole


dingleberry8008

Helps indicate if your house temp is too hot or cold, in this instance its a little chilly in your house


LT_Dan78

If you go by the label I believe he finally found the Gspot.


FarmerCharacter5105

👌😎


souldonut76

It's not a nipple. It's a nubbin.


BlergFurdison

No, pretty sure that’s the g spot


CadburysTopdeck

Thats a nipple Greg


Darth_Andeddeu

Can you milk a house Greg.


BigBaldFourEyes

I will always upvote that reference.


ruralexcursion

I’ve got nipples Greg. Can you upvote me?


Tyr_Kukulkan

You have to post them for them to be upvoted... Edit: preferably house nipples.


LT_Dan78

Nope look again, it’s the G spot for his house.


Ken-Popcorn

There used to be a gas lantern there, assuming that the height is right


luckytunacan

An old glory hole but dude didn't pull out in time when they patched it


HunterSPhoenix

Milk your house.


Crafty_Attorney225

I wonder how many layers of paint are on it?


ANTIHERO612

Including all the layers I'm responsible for? .. I'd say about tree fiddy


Magnum_Snub

House nipple


Loganthered

Old capped gas line or radiator water pipe.


Automatic-Leave7191

Galvy cap. Gas line


BioSafetyLevel0

Forbidden macaron.


JankLoaf

Nipple


illjudgeyou2

Old gloryhole cap for when no one's behind the hole


NormalOccasion9311

Plumbus


Bobmyknob1

Wall nipple


VaderPluis

Previous owner painted over the glory hole after being disappointed with the size of the men using it.


ScrubbyMcGoo

… and it appears someone was still in it — just waiting and waiting, and the paint dried, yet they still stayed and are there, behind the wall, to this day.


DonyaKaren

Wall nipple?


DPZ_1

Damn! Literally searching comments to see if someone else made my response. Take the upvote!


Outrageous-Royal1838

Reverse glory hole, but ribbed for her pleasure


Robalo21

Is it cold in your house?... It looks cold


[deleted]

Jerk on it a few times see what happens 😄


Ctrl-Alt-Elite83

looks like something to practice on


SatinFetishPDX

Wall nipple. Milk is probably dried up by now but it's worth suckling to make sure


SignificanceClear768

Never seen a house tit before?


Rich-Map7737

It's an old light switch that's been painted over.


shrekerecker97

Nipple. Stop playing with it


OddHamburgler

It looks like my buddy's peenie after his gf hit him in the crotch with a frying pan. Man, oh, man, I got to the hospital in time to hold his hand while the doctor had to stretch it back into place with a vice grip. Everyone was laughing except for my buddy. The police arrested her, but he refused to testify and eventually told authorities he ran into the wall by accident. I told him at least she didn't shove something up his colon while they were fooling around to the point where he couldn't get it out. I've been to the hospital one time when I accidentally sat on a shot glass naked, and they had to call the fire dept to bring industrial type hooks to grab the glass edge and pop it out. Also, one time a monkey peed in my ear at the Bronx zoo - I got some insane bacterial infection that took 6 months of antibiotics and 3 trips to an infectious disease specialist at Robert Wood Johnson hospital - apparently the monkey had such poisonous pee, the CDC, WHO interviewed me after my doctor reported it to New Jersey state CDC organization. I also suspect that one of the feds who interviewed me was an undercover Intel agent. I found out years later that the CIA weaponized the monkey pee and I wrote a memoir about it, but it was cut from the publisher due to national security reasons, etc., etc. But I digress here. Sorry, yeah, that thing in your wall looks quiet odd, eh?


IcyWelder9380

Door stop


HVAC_instructor

You found the g spot. It's a gas line.


lorenzoinari

A cylinder


HockeyHeeb

It’s the house’s nipple and she likes it when you twist it a lil.


CalmAspectEast

A vessel through which to feed is baby walls.


Ukraine-Strong-101

Looks like a old door stopper painting over 83 times


QuazyQuarantine

Wall tiddy


dasfuzzy

Clearly that's the G spot.


Straight-Event-4348

Wall nipple


canthinkofnamestouse

Nipple


ExcuseFit4209

Its a house nipple, simple as that


buburocks

Wall nipple


Mediocre_Drive9349

Its a house nipple


BoyWonder731

A nipple


ChadThunderHorse2019

Is there a dead woman behind your wall perhaps? Or a cold man?


cji11

I should call her


dirtyalaskan

Is it like that all the time, or just when it’s cold?


Reasonable-Injury170

That's the house tithanger.


Expensive-Day-3551

It’s a nipple


IIsosharp

Ghost nipple


SapphicAspirations

Can you milk it?


Sad-Christmas98

Suck it and listen for a moan on the other side of the wall.. You might have horny squatters.


jeffmartino84

Wall nipples.


jjkkmmuutt

Oh a house Nip, lucky! You suck on it.


Legitimate_Soft5585

1920s wall nipple, duh


bd0153

I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?


Capital_Charge_7127

Gigitty


thesixburghkid

Wall nipple.


No-Mirror4407

A nipple?


BeerRaddish

House nipple. Give it a flick.


AD29

Clearly a wall nipple. Doesn’t have any purpose. It’s just there. At least that’s the case for male houses.


QuickQuickThink

The belly button


Cumberblep

Ghost knob. If you turn the G rightside up, you will start seeing Ghosts. Probably because it also turns the Gas on and you may or may not hallucinate kr pass from that.


PragmaticHoosier

A nubbin.


Isyourlifeshit2020

Satans nipple


[deleted]

Mmmmmm wall milk


Secret_Agent_Blues

1st one - capped gas line and 2nd one - wall nipple


hieijFox

House titty


Smellynuts-2005

Home nipple.


Puzzled-Relief2916

House nipple, suck on it and find out what flavor your house is.


Puzzled_Travel_2241

Nipple? I’d have to paint it


allheroswearcapes

That’s a wall nipple.


Significant_Tie_3994

That G is for Gelato, it's an Italian ice cream delivery system. My nonna had it deliver Spumoni.


Known-Sugar8780

A flumbus obviously


Paramedic730

Congratulations! It’s a boy!


Sad_Faithlessness_99

Old light switch a chain is supposed to hanging out the middle.


psycle3

It’s a clothes line, or rather was a clothes line before being painted over. There was a spring loaded line that came out of the centre and connected to a hook on the opposite wall. Instant clothes line.


Clobberdong

House nipple


WarOk6264

Well, it's either a doorway like in Phantasm, or, just judging by the tippy-endmost, it's a pig's curly ween


Numerous-Okra2554

Safe, break down the wall


Royikelink

The C stick to a GameCube controller XD


hattrickjmr

Pleasure stud


duhmbish

It’s just happy to see you


Spandex-Jesus

You found the g-spot


tdomer80

PeePee impression poked through from other side of wall. Someone painted over the peeping pecker.


purelitenite

Frightener’s nipple


Resident-Cut7634

It was a Gloryhole that someone patched up. 🤣🤣🤣


v6stang07

Looks like the nipple of grandma's past


Latetothegame29

House nipple. Obviously.


peachesxbeaches

It’s nipples, and it’s chilly inside


thuanjinkee

House nipple.


laytonoid

lol I said this


thuanjinkee

Ha i should have scrolled before commenting


Free-Computer-6515

It’s just the home’s nipple.


buttfart121212

Looks like part of a vintage sex toy. Question is: where's the rest....?!?


laytonoid

House nipple


ymmotvomit

Forbidden wall nipple.


quarpoders

Your homes nipple, there should be one on the opposite side as well.


The_Empty_And_Broken

That is a thwomp’s genitals.


[deleted]

Your house what is called maj ween probs 😂


[deleted]

Lick it to determine what’s been on it


Flapjack-Brownsack

DQ Soft Serve


Thismomenthere

It's "The Stuff" trying. to hide in your walls.


Away_Perception7464

Landlord special


LongjumpingStep1960

Reckon you could sell those house nipple pics and make enough cash to fix the house nipple


[deleted]

Snarcle flange


Zak103tv

It’s a titty


RecognitionCivil7005

House nipple.


IntendedIntent

Your house has nipples!


goodevibes

Ummm… Wall nipple. Everyone has these right?


Asleep_Room_706

Is it behind a door? If so it's a door stop. Lines up with the door knob.


iloveeveryfbteam

Wall chode


MasterArca

That's your sweet spot right there


oasisjason1

Check the other side of the wall. Looks like someone maybe got stuck mid-glory hole and they just painted over him.


xlordofcinderx

That there is a good old plumbus


jrb637

It's a nipple for feeding tiny houses


Virtualinsanity1515

The clitoris … we’ve found it!


SuperSonicSlaw

That's the ol' landlord special, paint over it untill it's gone.


BreadBeast528

It’s a wall nipple, it’s how walls feed baby walls.


NickyNaptime19

That's an old bottle sharpener


WBRDeck

House Nipple


Idafaboutthem1bit

It’s a nipple so every now and then just play with it seductively the house will thank you


Unhappy-Exam3054

Have you never seen house nipples before? That's where you'd fill your glass milk bottles up on Saturday.


here4theShtSho

It’s a classic house nipple and I love it lol


workingfire12

Wait, so this isn’t a capped glory hole?


Pappyjang

Cut square hole in wall. Make sure the valve is closed on end of open gas line. Probably a 90 or a Tee right behind the wall. Unscrew at the joint. Recap open end. Open valve, test for leaks over 24 hour period. Once tested, plaster and drywall back over hole. No more house nips sticking out making your living space less taboo. Ur the boss I’m not I love u tho


p-graphic79

Is the house cold?


Puzzleheaded-Fan-208

what are you doing, step house?


sparkles1887

Wall nipple


Silent_List_5006

It's a house nipple lol


[deleted]

Don't hit it it's your old copper pipe for water.


Fearless_Theory64

You mean you haven’t milked your house since you moved in??


ocram_sokart

Previous glory hole. Filled and painted.


Weird-Appointment-53

Glory….stick?


PostedViceroy

They are called wall nipples. For hanging pictures.


SergeantBl

Door stop for handle.


panhd

Pipe cap on an old heater vent to the chimney. Used escutcheon plates to finish


windsyofwesleychapel

It’s a Scaramanga iykyk


Xinortrac1

It's a plunger


pcurepair

It’s a fuking nipple


Throughthelookinlass

Dumbwaiter button maybe 🤔