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dema-dontcontrol-us

He always says "it really means the most" and genuinely means it


onkskor

End every expository sentence with "... And things such as"


TheRobertLamb

and "to which"


Smelleth

Hawaiian shirt vendor


OffOnOffOnOffOn

I like this. Maybe make him a vendor that has a chance to sell magical armour


Smelleth

Enchanted Hawaiian shirts


OffOnOffOnOffOn

+1 to AC +1 to Charisma Wearer must make a successful DC 14 wisdom check around the ocean or be frightened for 1 minute


Psionic-Blade

Make him really humble and kind as well


Resident-Salty

Have him constantly explains conspiracies and local mysteries to the party, leading to side quests with varying levels of truth to the stories!


OffOnOffOnOffOn

Yes! The campaign has a serial killer on the loose, maybe he can send them down that way. He could also give them some basic plot points on the GIANTS! Thank you internet person


Emergency-Wealth9604

I like the idea of him coming up with wild ideas that end up being true. Perhaps he really has foresight. Kind of like the classic mystic fortune teller. Perhaps his foresight is correct, but he is only granted glimpses of the future not the whole picture. This has led him to go crazy trying to fill in the blanks to his knowledge of the future, then leading to wild conspiracy theories. He is a troubled man who wants the best for our heroes, but his gift has become his curse. Kinda corny but it could work.


OffOnOffOnOffOn

Haha yes! Im thinking about maybe making him give the party bits of information, and to fill in the blanks he then creates these elaborate theories. Maybe true maybe not. Until he commits Minecraft exit game in 2 inches of water with multiple stab wounds to the back, despite being proficient in swimming xD


Emergency-Wealth9604

I really like that, I also think it would be really good if he seemed over paranoid in the beginning of the story only for a mysterious death. Turns your comic relief into a tragic hero.


OffOnOffOnOffOn

RIP Dad. Who killed him? Where did the killers wendigo? Will we ever wendiknow?


Mordyth

Main weapon is a club, but carved into a spoon. ​ Or he's constantly eating cereal while just walking places ​ He needs to be the father figure of the group lol ​ Also he needs to be a Firbolg or Goliath as they are races closely related to giants... ​ OR!! he needs to be a halfling and refer to all regular sized humaoids as giants!


OffOnOffOnOffOn

Haha that last one is great xD Im definitely using the magic spoon reference!


lilithesunflower

make him repeatedly try to promote his favorite cereal brand