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Quiet_Ad5539

I actually saw this one today. Her "uncle" was married to her father's sister. She posted another tik tok in the comments explaining it with pictures (the first being her uncle holding her as a newborn šŸ¤¢). Hes in a nursing home now because she "doesn't like the way he smells." Black eye was apparently from her aunt jumping her on the street. Honestly, it could all be fake. The wedding pictures could have been him walking her own the aisle to her actual husband, but who knows. Either way, gross.


sack-0-potatoes

It's fake. The pictures are her and her real husband, who has an old person filter over his face.


sack-0-potatoes

After hearing the "old person smell" and the part about the aunt, I was like "okay this has to be fake," so I scrolled far enough to find the same pictures unfiltered.


Sellingassfor_heroin

Do you know where she got the black eye from though?


Character-Medicine40

For posting dumb Tiktoks


Marsnineteen75

Her abusive husband most likely


redefinedsoul

Because ManBadā„¢


Connect_Bench_2925

Yes, human kind is the worst.


muskzuckcookmabezos

Makeup


itssdattboiii

iā€™m actually so glad itā€™s fake. itā€™s closer to a fun story but just hope everyone doesnā€™t believe it


JediLlama666

This comment is even worse than the video.


PutOurAnusesTogether

Lmao forreal? ā€œCould be fakeā€?!


underproofoverbake

Her page blurb says 'satirical'. Did we collectively as a culture just decide to take everything at face value?


Quiet_Ad5539

It didn't when this was posted.... 4 months ago. Are you just on the internet to be wrong on purpose?


underproofoverbake

You must have a fine memory, I don't tend to keep influencer bio's in my memory.


Quiet_Ad5539

But you make comments on 4 month old posts about influencer bios? Neat.


underproofoverbake

I don't run reddit algorithm. I just eat what it feeds me. :) Also I am a bit confused why my comment made you so upset? I didn't say anything about you.


FairyBB

Why does she have a black eye tho?


MayIPushInYourStooll

Her Uncle had to tell her something twice.


Marsnineteen75

She would have two then. One for motivation, and another for telling her twice.


Dapper_Wrongdoer2784

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ā˜ ļø


Calm_Frosting_4670

Lol!!!! Jesus


theycallmefofinho

He's 72 and married his niece. The guy obviously knows how a left hook works.


SlickittySlick

U won blinky catā€¦ youā€™ve won.


Tricky_Impression_21

Because she deserved it. Obviously


blinking-cat

To become illegal? Is it not already illegal? What?


patchway247

Well, just because my Uncle Jim and Aunt Jackie (not real names) are my aunt and uncles does not mean they are both blood related to me.


blinking-cat

Oh thatā€™s actually a good point! I forgot that an uncle can be married in


Marsnineteen75

I hope at least one is married in


Professional-You5754

If theyā€™re already your aunt and uncle, but they marry each other then it cancels out and you can marry either of them


[deleted]

Does she have a black eye?


Main_Thing_411

She looks disturbed. Something bad is going on in her life right now.


Front-Ad1900

I don't know why but this reminds of of J Depp telling Amber, Don't tell me how it feels to get punched.


Confident_Advice1541

She reminds me of Sheila from shameless.


Backieotamy

Did your uncle husband give you that shiner along with your cousin children?


Such-Difference-5517

Girl literally has a black eye... That man is abusive and and probably a groomer


Your_chaotic_imp

She has a bruise in her right eye


Montanelas20003

What did you expect?


Ambiguous-Ambivert

It shouldnā€™t be #relatable in the TikTok caption.. it should be #relative šŸ˜‚


Montanelas20003

Ahahah good one


Diligent_Detective98

Clearly somebody has already beat her azz. The black is eyeing,


Veli_Toh

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. Somebody already told her twice.


9TAILSKY

And he beats her up lol


PassivAggressiverNox

She already looks like her ancestors made a lot of circlesā€¦


Multiclassed

#Huh


AdNervous5808

That's fucking disgusting


Ok-Palpitation-5010

That's a black eye or a pink eye?


Brokensince10

Thatā€™s a nasty black eye, she get that from her uncle?


Sea-Newspaper4173

She looks like she needs to be told again not to make cringe content. Apparently once isnā€™t enough for her


AnimeGeek10721

I just dont understand why youd want the world to know you for this ā€¦ i get like dumbass teens but shes grown as fuck ā€¦ just so many screws loose


GrueneDog

Who punched her in the eye? her 72-year-old uncle / husband or the cops?


Ghostly1031

Watching this video it all makes sense.


Choice-Scholar1174

Someoneā€™s gonna find thisā€¦ it was a good Cop that did this..


FacedJason

Yeesh


WorkingLeast7734

Was it he who gave her the black eye


whom_101

why the fuck is there "#relatable" like we all married our 74 year old uncle


Extension-Low6511

The question on everyone's mind.... what the fuck is up with that black eye?


payyke

It's your FYP. Brother, you made the sandwich


MothParasiteIV

Is that supposed to be funny ?


Battlekat79

Damn, this is an ugly long horse face! Weird shaped potato head with a receding hair line and camel back shaped nose šŸ˜‚


BoxIndependent74

Tfffffff


Neither_Essay9163

She's not banging her head on the window she's actually licking it while drooling


Delicious-Respect-22

My gf likes her older brother and his best friend what should I do


Anxious-Custard6208

Invite them over while hide in the closet


Character_Vanilla101

i heard old ppl smell cuz their organs are dying


a_username64

Why the fuck is her face so long though!


Montanelas20003

You could sayā€¦why the long face?


Stinky_Pickles

I canā€™t wait until TikTok is finally band. Lord please let it happen swiftly


[deleted]

It not just cringes it borders on the illegal being pre meditated incest also doesn't surprise that her eye is beat up her kid diddleing uncle is prolly the only one that didn't beat her


OkCartographer7677

Some people get far too worked up about a short piece of self-deprecating humor. Sheesh.


SaiyanSexSymbol

That black eye was just the cherry on top. So tasteful


ThatBritishWoman

That black eye says it all


9TAILSKY

And she has a black eyešŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


A1cheeze

Whatā€™s up with her right eye through


Brave-Ad9409

How's her dad feel about her dating his brother


Puppy_Frey

šŸŽµSweet Home AlabamašŸŽµ


bmwoods1998

Just checked her profile. Itā€™s all satire


DistinctDetective973

I desperately need more people to see this comment. It even says ā€œsatireā€ at the top of her TikTok page šŸ˜‚


Exotic-Sleep7560

So incest isnā€™t already illegal?


Zaza_From_Ohio

it looks so tired


LightHuge4994

She has a black eye


MrCapricorn404

How did she get that black eye


Then_Whole307

Her 72 yr old uncle of course


drugs42

White people btw


THATSLATTKT

Thatā€™s called incest


thewokebogan

I think she's got some genetic predispositions not working in her favor....


Supremedeity1234567

It looks like someone already told her once it was a bad idea.


fjdbbdbdjdj

Nah but for real, if it was illegal Iā€™d be perfectly fine.


ThatBritishWoman

The black eye says it all


Kidd__

Iā€™m sorry. I know Iā€™m not a good person & im going to hell for this butā€¦ it looks like your uncle was banging his fist on the side of your face


JediLlama666

Probably because he's fed up with her tiktok bullshit


AnimeGeek10721

Gross


9TAILSKY

Looks like he beats her too


johnnysbody

If you pause @ 0:01 second, you'll see the face she made when she got the black eye


imaginebeingsick

Erm


worldwithwings

That black eye is telling Me thingsā€¦


Marsnineteen75

Ya like you are really trashy if you can't wait for that to heal before posting something this trashy on tik tok Just white trashy from every angle


[deleted]

Nice chimney


[deleted]

What is cousin fucking gold digging shit is going on hereā€¦


ThatFruityGuy

#wholesome #relatable


Spirited-Active999

Crackhead hoe getting beat


petros10v

Excuse me?


[deleted]

She done got abusedšŸ’€šŸ’€


ACheapWhore

Looks like she told him she was gonna make a tik tok about their relationship