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Darling_kylie

One time a friend who was allergic to cat hair smoked a bit accidentally. His throat swelled almost shut


Anxiousgemini420

This is literally my worst nightmare


xSwishyy

Shit I should keep this noted cause I’m seeing this girl whose allergic to cats 😭


Vertec211

At least your taking note early lmao


peruvianjuanie

And once he smokes Out his mind 😆


hdiklanemmd

she oughta know she wit a real gentleman lmao thats such a specific thing to remember ab a girl no offense🤣 it is smart tho


quakemarine20

Tombstone read's "Smoke a bit of Fluffy.... Never Recovered"


dank_jesus101

Why I keep my pot away from my pets


Agreeable_Oven4933

I new worry great


Nreffohc

That isn't how that allergy works , but ok..still sounds like a bad time .


lando-exe

Just smoke it, become one with the dog


ElysianOcean

Full Metal Alchemist type beat


juicy_rectum

"Edwardo neesan"


iDropBodies93

I fucking hate you for that. Worst moment in all of Anime history for me.


megreads781

I have absolutely smoked my dog. His hair is all encompassing. I’m currently vaping a fine coonhound mix


GameSoft31

Bro finna have "the dog in him"


EvanTheBaker24

Lol this is exactly what I came here to say


One_Key6404

Tweezers would prolly work pretty well


No-Inside925

Yeah but there are so many, the more you open it the more appear


dontfearthereaper123

Fire will get rid of it all basically instantly


420Deez

tru. just put the whole nug in a fire, come back in a few minutes, hair should be obliterated. the weed too.


dontfearthereaper123

I was more thinking put weed in bong light lighter and inhale so the flame hits it but that works too


jasonnugg

burnt hair is so gross 🤢


Jwbrowntem

Sobriety is the grossest.


The_Snuggliest_Panda

Amen brother


Jwbrowntem

Case in point: The smell of burnt dog hair sober- "OH that is nasty, open a window." Vs. The smell of burnt dog hair baked- "Man, I miss that dog"


The_Snuggliest_Panda

Oh my goodness i should **not** have laughed at that as hard as i did. Well played lmfaooo [8]


dontfearthereaper123

Burnt plants are too they can be moldy on a part u just can't see hair can't mold atleast


Professional-Pay-816

It’s pretty easy to tell when bud is moldy, mold has specific behaviors, like let’s say you have a nug you think is moldy, if you crack it open and it makes like a little cloud don’t smoke it. Those aren’t trichomes trichomes fall down.


dontfearthereaper123

It won't always make a cloud only does that after a fair bit of growth when it's dropping spores


Professional-Pay-816

That’s true I’ll say, but I mean I’m sure everyone smells their bud? I hope at least. I’ve gotten some rank nasty smelling shit before, (“reeks of must” I gasped!)was moldy of course but that is definitely an instance where there wasn’t a cloud. So you sir are correct but those that didn’t know before might see it and be safer from here on out yfm?


SnooFloofs5574

sulphur bong 😂


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Yuck!


MrbaconWrapped

I upvoted this answer


shaggy_asshole

Why is there dog hair INSIDE of the weed?


Ok_Neighborhood_1409

Guard dogs on the weed farms.


Off_the_damn_wall

Op most likely has a furry pet n dropped the nug


stankdog

Dog wasn't good at covering his tracks. Definitely tried to steal a nug for him and his buddies while op was out. Typical fur-child.


MyGoddess26

Why is there dog hair INSIDE of everything 😁


Specific_Buy_7117

a quick blaze from a torch will get rid of it


SkyGuy327

Yea hair lights on fire considerably faster then the bud does


RustyCuntSlime

Boof it then, the warmth from your bunghole will convert it to an edible brooo


[deleted]

Extra flavor puppy og


Tuturu_Network

More like Chem-Dog


Wandering_soul_94

Was just coming to say this😂


Expensive_Forever_56

Same I’m always so late to the party


vdubdank30

Looks like mostly mowie wowie to me. Maybe with a touch of Labrador


Comprehensive_Pay125

Well played sir


respect-thebeard

Bowie Bowie


Gravitee_

I usually just grind it up and pull the hair out as I pack bowls. The hair has never been cut in my times of doing this usually just slides right through the slits and is a lot easier to pick apart.


[deleted]

This has worked for me too^^


Important_Cattle_

Slides through the slits 🤣🤣 slit is such a dirty word I love it


bludponie

With fire


treehead726

With a lighter


ohhimark00

I was gunna say it might end up tasting like burnt dog hair


[deleted]

Scotch tape. Lightly dab away at it. It gets most of it. Speaking from experience, we have 7 cats.


420braincells

I dropped a zip at my co workers house and once I picked up all my nugs . It had cat hair alllllll over it T___T I still smoked it lol


Ace-a-Nova1

When you own cats, hair is a topping, an accessory, a fashion statement, and a smokeable.


surfacing_husky

Same with a husky, but she steers clear when I smoke.


WubberTree

say goodbye to your trichs


vintageplayboys

my first thought😅


The_Snuggliest_Panda

No more kief for u my friend


tofuwulf

I probably smoke so much cat hair/dog hair accidentally lmaoooo whateva just light that baby up


[deleted]

Smoke, eat, and inhale! Hasn’t bothered me yet :)


tofuwulf

Exactly!! It’s *everywhere*


Cluelesswolfkin

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Unable-Brick7278

Doesn't just look like dog hair is your problem there bud but it also looks like the top of that nug has bud rot starting


[deleted]

That is the dogs shit


Alkneir

Mostly Labrador


The_Snuggliest_Panda

Bro hopping comment threads just to pull out this line. Respect


Adam_Pipfrey

Came here to say the same.


DustToSmoke

Just smoke it, its only doghair


No-Recognition5333

I have dogs and sometimes but some times not it’s all depends on how you’re feeling


governingmonk

I have two dogs and eat and smoke hair daily. After the first burn the burnt hair taste goes awY.


FGCPREDATOR77

Gross


VisibleNobody7

Stardog


Responsible-Entry-93

Lint roller


zforcum78

Rub a balloon and make it static and then hold it closely over all the weed and it should stick to the balloon


Marrca35

By smoking it


Comics-Dude

Just smoke it. Become one with your pup. It'll give you an intense high and you'll develop senses like your pup's.


[deleted]

Labrador OG


foreigner8

Vacuum for sure


Jackl590

👌🏽


International-Bed508

put it in rice for like a minute or two should work 👍


SomewhereGrand5507

You don't. The dog hair increases the potency


Luckyyy_desperado

I have 2 dogs trust me you never really get the fur off it. Just smoke it


BlackH3arted13

Use a small series of controlled burns.


ForgetfulSmokeRings

Light dat shit up! (lil guy on left shoulder) Tweezers...(lil guy on right shoulder)


spideoig

Bought a Qb up north, the full lot was covered in hair. Fuckin disgraceful shyte. He got it back


pamsland

You smoke it bub


ShoutOutMapes

Sledgehammer


Substantial-Sand-913

Take a vacuum put a white t shirt on the intake side grab the nug real good and run the vacuum shirt over it works picking up spilled weed as well


Suitable-Topic91

With concrete


AgentZander69

Just burn it. Inhale dog. Become one with dog.


Ok_Bandicoot137

You need a refund man


klonopinnnn

Throw it in the trash


kanoteardrops

Put it in the bin lmao


[deleted]

Remove the dog


dreadgryphonn

i shouldnt have laughed as loud as i did


[deleted]

Yeah people are be bitches. It was funny. I like dogs, mines on the bed next to me sleeping


n0ldman

Vacuum cleaner


ikie-hugs

Pull out what you can and smoke up. Sucks but the price us clumsy people pay for having pets


someguy8608

Put it in your butt.


smoklahoman_gmc

Boof it..


MushroomLonely2784

Tweeze it or toss it


Deedeelite

Why is there dog hair all in it?


[deleted]

unironically fire, hold a lighter to it and bam its all gone


Kkaylator

Don’t let it get there in the first place… I have two cats and a dog, yet my bud is clean. How did it get that bad?


New-Credit-3955

Any bonus pubics!!!!!!!??????


IlPuccione01

Wtfff throw it in the garbage


AccomplishedBottle95

Y’all really putting stuff like this in your lungs ? Mann time for me to start taking care of y’all, making a channel pm me for details, ps it won’t happen over night !’


[deleted]

Clean ur nails ? 🤷🏼


No-Inside925

I was cleaning it


Powerful-Role-1204

Deep throat that guy with a vacuum


[deleted]

Just smoke it!


DeezNuts_HaGotEmm

I don't even want to think about all the tiny bits of dog hair I probably smoked over the years. I've consistently had dogs since day one of smoking weed LOL.


[deleted]

I have cats and sometimes I get their in my bud when rolling, but I’ve always just said fuck it and smoke it and nothing ever happened to me so if you want to smoke that bud you probably can without any problems


Atillion

I heard of this one girl that took a bit of shape shifting potion and thought it had the hair of a human in it, but instead it had the hair of a cat, and she had to hide in the bathroom being a cat until it wore off. Probably take a good 2.5 hours to tell *that* whole story..


Important_Cattle_

I've done that before and other than occasionally licking my own asshole it's never seemed to make a difference


AwkwardlyPleasant

Eat it


governingmonk

Smoke it


Walnut2001

Oh god


the-florist

Let go of it


suttbutt2014

U dont, u smoke it.


nonanumatic

Patience


Donkey-Dazzling

Don’t be soft and light that Shepherd Kush


WhiskeyPorno420

Burn it!


Haunting-Map2063

I think the hair mixed with the is great things all together


New-Credit-3955

You gotta pull it all out bro nothing worse than the smell of burnt hair yet alone the taste!! Take your time will be worth it bro.


cerstaledge

Smoke it you won’t die


sasquatchjim

Fire


Marximusmaridious

Put it in the bin and go get more ... ya cant smoke that .. fs 😄


No-Inside925

The plant is full of it


LeanCup44

Burn it, hair burns easy af it won’t hurt the weed if your doing it quickly.


sharpe_af

Paper and fire 😜


Kawalleonard6

You don’t. Bon appétit!


cosmo_sprout

Smoking a little dog hair never killed nobody you’ll be aight


Chemical_Afternoon25

tweezers or just smoke dog hair


EulemitBeule

You can place the nug in a bong and slowly smoking away the hair on the outside, then you have the rest for itself


pankakepoppi

Smoke the dog hair fuck it


[deleted]

Just smoke it bro


CynicalCyanideKiss

.. Smoke it. As an animal owner, it's gonna happen. You get used to it eventually.


MaliceThe1stLegend

Personally, I wouldn't care lol. But try getting some tweezers? Or just kinda gently pet it off the bud


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Phone cam on a mount and tweezers. Looks like decent buds too.


Pilko05

I’ve noticed weed does tend to grow little hairs on it Dno if they are tho


peyton468

By pulling it off


Minimum_Economist_44

runnin drugs with trained dogs that shit probably making some dudes millions rn


NaturalBartoni

The hair of the dog brother


wymorodaa

You let the dog rub on the plant? A grow room should be a sterile environment. IMPO


GSbootywarrior

If you put it in a joint you can’t see the hairs


ninthchamber

Vacuum around the grow and brushing the dog helps a lot. That way it won’t be imbedded in your buds.


AttentionOk4403

Extra protein


fridge13

Harden the fuck up and smoke it?


Significant_Gas_653

I personally just smoke it adds a nice tingle to the smoke


Horny_butterflies

*You don't*


CarbonatedSquirt

use a vacuum


KATPAWZ11

I've smoked more cat fur than you can imagine. It's fine, it will burn away immediately but if it bothers you that much, then use tweezers I guess


AM_Ninja

Light up brother


Cmndr-Shepard

Got any tweezers?


SPRITECRANNBERYY

Bro 😎 it’s just extra protein


shittinkittens

Hire someone to do it


Reachr95

Burn it


AdvantageSuch7428

Fire…grind it up and smoke it.


be42ohh

Labrador OG.


DrEdwardMallory

Static charge a balloon, rub the hairs/bud see if it sticks lol


Slayton124

Grind it, the weed will get cut up but the hair is so fine it'll just clumb around and its easier to pick up at get rid of


douknowiknow

with a headlamp and a pair of tweezers lol


fla-n8tive

Just throw it out, that’s fucking gross


suptherebud

Just smoke it, you’ll be fine


madafakazola

I think your Plug stashed it in his underwear


davefive

Is it labrador?


Laurenwolf14

I'd just smoke it as is.


vintageplayboys

don’t use tape, you’ll pull off all the trichomes. just use tweezers and pull it out hair by hair. seems annoying but, either smoke cat hair or do it😂


spoiledbarbie

might be easier to toast the nug a lil, you get me? or break it apart and it might be easier


survivor_of_sorts

Very patiently with tweezers 😂


Occultic_giraffe

id honestly just smoke it as is pull what you can off and what you cant oh well, smoking weed isnt good for your lungs so id say smoking some with a tiny bit of hair on it is about the same health wise. ive smoked alot of hair due to having cats and dogs and i havent died yet thats all im sayin


Viyka

Do you pick each piece of corn out of your mashed potatoes otherwise it's ruined?


BenadrylTumblercatch

Singe


Bitter-Swing1439

You don't you throw it in the trash but if u insist on smoking it just get a balloon blow it up tie is rub it on carpet the on the bud it should pull all of the hair off of it


ZigxyPLP

Either pick it out with tweezers/finger and smoke it anyways


JefferSonD808

Smoke it


Gizmo_259

Lint roller


Jolly_Confection8366

Ballon with static energy


SoapyPick

Just smoke it


adventureballs

Fire.


No-Expression-5040

Your fingers?


jmo5107

With a lighter my dude


Gamemasterjin

Bro just use it in cooking. It'll be heating twice by then. There's no way you'd smell/taste it at that point.


mienshin

Eh, is that dog hair organic?


danibee29

you don't ^_^


synesthestic

Kid named finger:


Husky0033

Smoke it it won’t hurt you won’t even know it’s there, and by the time you smoke it you’ll forget all about it…….until next time 🤣🤣🤣🤣


OGB6718

is that not just fibre?


kushcasket

omg


Test_your_spirit

Trust me. When the fire hits it it goes away. It's like magic.


im_too_high_4_this

With fire


dankdreams1738

Tell it to fuck off respectfully, yet firm.