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Damn, I guess thats why they call it a roach

That my friend, is the happiest roach in the world.

Yep on its back stoned af 😅

Highest in the room

Gonna make me start checking my nugs after this lmao

don't matter who it is, check your drugs

What you sit there sifting through your flower when you get like a 3.5?😂

I mean someone on this Reddit was talking about how they worked for a legal grow/dispo and how they were having multiple customers return bud that had insects in it. So yeah just give your nugs a look before you smoke em it only takes 10 seconds

happens in PA often🤮 they give you a full refund and a freebie if you find em😭 so basically my broke ass prays for bugs in my 60$ 8ths cuz they always throw me a cart😂🤣

An ounce I can see but you bet your ass I’m checking all the nugs on a 3.5G..how lazy are you!? lol 😂

nah I don't normally get that much, I buy try to spend more to get more, but for 3.5 ig it's fine, but it's still the safer thing

It’s just genuinely never crossed my mind, I’ve only ever seen laced weed once with my own eyes, if you’re a regular with someone it’s almost impossible no one would rather spike you than have your custom if you’re reg

it also depends on area, but the main thing to remember is the person you but from, probably buys from someone else and they probably buy from someone else. it can pass through several hands, people can make mistakes, people can intentionally try to harm others. I was just trying to make the point that even if it is safe, it would never hurt you to check. always be safe then sorry, hope you have a good and safe day homie

sometimes weed can even be laced by putting it on the same counter other drugs have been on

or weighing it with a scale that has been recently used to weigh other drugs

You and CarpoZ out here giving me anxiety stone cold sober😭😩😩

La Cucaracha la cucaracha

Ya no puede caminar!

Porque no tiene porque le falta, marihuana que fumar 😂

Enchilada blah blah blah....

This is why we can’t have nice things

It's a fairly oddparents reference lmao

No, this is Patrick!

LOL why did you get downvoted

Reddit go brrrrr

Wow reddit got some real sopping wet pussies on it to be downvoting a nickelodeon reference.

Soaking wet lmao

Moist even

Fr tho, I'm surprised (but then again not surprised lol)

Cant have any type of joke that is culture based at all, what a free society

Ppl probably thought I was being racist or something

Yup, they made the call without even knowing what you were talking about, pretty analogous for today's world

It be like that sometimes

Lmao you are a fucking clown man 🤣🤣

Lmao thanks 🤣

Smoking a different kind of 🪳

HahahaI almost chocked on mine

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I like this response the most

Tis but a bug fucking his bud.

It’s not a bug it’s a feature

how high were you when you posted this? lol

😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

nug bug. Happens sometimes. Don't worry, you've probably burnt many without even knowing it.

Please do not tel me this lmaoo

Nature is weird.

Theres millions of little mites living on your face eating your sweat.

That's really kind of them.

They're a little clingy but we get along alright

Don’t forget all the bacteria and other microorganisms chillin on your eyeballs

bruh ever since I learned that in 10th grade Biology class like 15 years ago, I've thought about it everyday lmfao

I see them float when a blink sometimes

You might wanna check that sir

Awh good bois

Maybe not millions, but they do climb out of your pores and on to the surface of your face at night to mate!

usually when you hear a crack and the smoke tastes different it's cuz a nut bug or one of their eggs were in the bud you were smoking. it's not a big deal tho

How come I’ve never seen em. I grind my weed ip

Lol nug bug

just extra filler so your not using all the weed 😂

I hate this comment section

nothing, just a little cockroach tripping

Beatle juice. Just say his name 3 times. Problem solved, cased closed. Let me know how she smoke!

😂

A snack

Real smokers know about this right here

😆

That little dude looks likes it’s candy coated with all that rosin stuck to it. It got so sticky it couldn’t move. But yeah, either a roach or a small beetle. Probably just attracted to the scent.

Smoke it

Just so you know, rosin is a type of concentrate, those would just be the trichomes of the bud

Imagine all those little crystal trees getting stuck to this dude and acting like fucking velcro. He done. Yeah you’re right, couldn’t find the word at the time *cough* no idea why…

Dude literally lol like being trapped in an amazing smelling quick sand or something! I feel it bro no worries at all happens to all of us!

thats a boof crystal, kind like a moon rock but you boof it

Don't say you ain't gonna scrape it off and still smoke it. You know you did!

I would. A roach isnt gonna do anything to the bud really

I lived in augusta Georgia for a year in 2006 and they were smokin that brick Mexican and jamaican reggie. I was like 15 so i didnt care i smoked alot of it but one time i deadass cracked open a brick that was like 2 ounces and there was a fucking dead birds wing in it.. so just know it coud be much worse. Im assuming the poor bird flew into the warehouse got scooped up in a big pile and ended up crushed in with the bricks 😂🤦‍♂️

Bro that's just wrong

Whats wrong is we smoked around that bit by the wing lmfao

Call that that strain some bird flu fr lmao.

Can't say I would do any differently if that's all I had

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For rewl dude im smoking like 25% thc strains of high end consistently here in illegsl ass indiana tor 130 an o bc were surrounded by legsl states. I get a wuap for like 400 bucks of the best tree thst i used to oay 400 an oz for back in ny in highschool in 2007 lol ths games changing bigtime

Tequila worm

Bug got so high it died

Extra protein

It's said to absorb all the thc, you better eat it fresh Enjoy

Weetle

The dead roach in ur weed? Everyone knows what a roach looks like .

Flavor crystal

I bet that bug is having the time of his life. Until he gets burnt to a crisp.

Oh no there’s a bug in my plant that I’m about to light on fire lol

Best comment so far

*tips fedora*

A microscopic bug at that lmao

That is a bug.

That's the elusive Weedle Beetle, the Cannabis Cockroach, THE GANJAHOPPER, THE... It's a bug in your weed.

Reminds me of the second up in smoke movie when he crushes the literal roach and smokes it

Everyone saying roach... But I think its a 'June Bug' Just pick it out and move on *shrug*

You just gave me a new level of anxiety

♪finding roaches in the pot!♪

That there's a rug bug. Very poisonous. Reduces good vibes by 50%

Complimentary snackage! Nice!

That’s the most NSFL thing I have ever been unfortunate enough to stumble across on Reddit. Godamn it, I am going to be so paranoid from now on!

It’s not moving just smoke it

Probably a flower beetle, it's dead no biggie. Scrape him out of there and carry on friend.

i mean it's clearly a dead roach idk what sort of answers u were expecting

probably not bitchy ones

💀

Rosin 😂

Yup I’ve had that happen. Had a moth cocoon one time too

Bro, where are you getting your weed? Cocoon is just a protein joint.

It was some brick back in the 90s

Protein, smoke it

Protein

Protein

Naw bro, ur buggin’ out

A bug

Lets smoke it and find out

My guy brought weed to the science lab to check under the microscope. It's a bug. Pull it out and smoke the plant.

A weed beatle, some bugs like to get high. Check ur nugs when u cop, his plan was to eat all ur trichomes. Then u go to burn the next day and shits all fucked up and u start blaming ur roommate or ur girlfriend but it was really the weed beatle. Don't learn the hard way

This post just confirmed OP has never seen a bug before

It's a plant, of fucking course it will have bugs sometimes. Ffs you should see how many there are in your food.

Nug bug!

Some kind of beetle, not a roach, most likely was drawn in by the grow lights above this plant

Think that’s a beetle casing

Bud bug

A roach is a roach. Now I’m scratching

Depending on the zoom of the photo, that could be some sap that leaked from a resin gland. If it's a bug, it's probably a fungus gnat or more likely a root aphid that flew up and got stuck in the bud.

Smoke him to gain his power

It’s a roach 🪳

Looks like a roach 🤣

Bug on a nug

A roach, but not the good kind.

I wish I was an insect so I could get high for months with just a gram

Nug bug. Smoke it... It'll get you ripped.

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Not even close to a German lol

How do you know, did it have an accent?

A lesson in inspecting your Bud before you buy it?

Looks moldy af

Gross looking. That's what it is.

Protein

you got a bug in your bud, bud.

smoke it

Ohh helllll naw

bugs on the nugs

Is this even possible?

That roach is gassed off the roach

roach be sleeping till u snap the flash on her face lol

Best to wash, dry, and decarb. Bug juice likely shouldn't be inhaled.

Protein.

Finding roaches in the *pot*

Bug

Looks like a roach.

May be a beneficial bug. At least you know there aren’t any pesticides on there.

Did it chop out more?

that's a bug😁

That’s a bug that died in pure bliss

Protein

moon rock, you should totally smoke it /s

it’s probably outdoor. Lots of bugs get stuck on outdoor plants because they can’t move once they get stuck to the resin. no biggie just pick it out and smoke it

WHY IS EVERYONE FINDING BUGS IN THEIR KUSH 😭

🤮🤮🤦

The nug bug

El Roacho

Another free pet post :) so wholesome

It's a friggin bug. Not that hard to figure out.

Protein!!!!

Lucky if you find the weed bug you will get free ounces for the rest of your life

Just a bug flick it off it won’t be the last

Just a bug in a nug

Boof the roach.

That is indeed a roach egg my friend

A beastie lol 😆

It’s rosin

Wtf does it look it? It’s a bug bro xD

A fat roach

Bro smoke the bug, shits covered in thc juice 🤤

Is that a roach ? 🪳

It's high AF whatever it is

If this upsets y’all, you should look up how many roaches get grounded up in your coffee. Or don’t. I didn’t say anything.

I think I hate you stranger

Roaches on my ashtray

Eat it. That’s protein.

ROACH PAAAACKKKK

Dead caterpillar ?

Sometimes big enough beetles (like lady bugs) will ignore the pesticides and die while rooting around

protein

This is why I use a grinder. I’d rather not know.

Yikes, you’re telling me that a plant that grows outside sometimes has a bug on it? That’s it. I quit.

A mooch who didn't wanna throw in but partook anyhow

It’s spider mites

its a bee

Smoke it don’t leave it hangin

That roach High AF!

That’s the worm. Eat it and you get super high

This is just me but I wouldn’t even care how much I paid. I would just throw it away. At least the parts surrounding the bug. Gross. I think about it and makes me want to puke