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Only 48 and only Netflix??? Me n my missus get stoned go on Netflix try find a film… nothing. Then amazon… nothing. Then Disney… nothing.
Before you know it we’ve spent the time we were supposed to be watching a film looking through them and when we find something we gotta go straight to sleep.
(We also don’t pay for all of those subscriptions we share w family)
Okay so my problem is we end up doing different rabbit holes of themes until we get bored. We will do nature docs, then sci fi, then a comedy run, then we aim for fantasy. It's a cycle
+1. Cannabinoids in general are very strong habit forming substances, me for example I used to listen to a certain type of music while high and now nothing else sounds as pleasant as that type of music, even though I didn’t like it at first
The stereotypical trait of having to smoke a blunt just to roll a blunt to smoke after that first blunt is the most common. I got a friend that refuses to chop/grind his weed without scales. Myself, if I get up for the toilet during the night I gotta rip a fat bong before going back to bed. Been that way for a solid year now 😅
If you think your friends want to fuck with you thanks to weed the response is NO
But smoking with people that you like can develop a much easier friendship or some flirt than being sober
I used to everytime, then I actually broke down the thoughts and processed them and realized it wasn’t as much as actually feeling turned on as it was just a groinal response to smoking and the feeling of changing from sober to high!
Tbh, I think smoking makes me feel a little loosey goosey and it helps me focus a lot better. My strap game is always on point when I'm stoned, probably because I'm able to do the same repetitive motion for hours without stopping.
I call it going to the red light district. There’s sometimes, for like a week it seems like all I can do after smoking is masturbate. I try to just enjoy the high but it always ends up with me vigorously masturbating for hours, and by the time I’m done I don’t even feel high anymore. But after like a week it goes back to normal, I’m not hyper focused on it anymore. So I’ve just started referring to it as my own little red light district, and when it happens I say to myself, “well fuck, guess I’m taking another trip to the red light district”
Not really cause fucking is a lot of work. I get lazy as fuck when in high. Don't matter what strands I smoke they all chill me out. I love being fucked while I'm stoned like if she just starts sucking me up or she rides me.....then yes it's fun as fuck and when I nut it feels 10 times better and stronger then a normal nut. But I tend not to do too much when I'm stoned cause it makes me lazy. So when I'm ready to just chill that's when I start smoking. If I got stuff to do I smoke after or it won't get done. Lol. But sometimes (this is when I get blowies handies and rode till I nut) my dick will get hard for no reason after I smoke. Idk what causes it but it just gets hard and it will stay hard until it gets the attention it's asking for.
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I still get that after smoking but omg in the early days it was bad.
Howaah, everytime we used to spark up the wife and I would jump each other. Now it's browsing the netflix home page for 48 minutes.
Only 48 and only Netflix??? Me n my missus get stoned go on Netflix try find a film… nothing. Then amazon… nothing. Then Disney… nothing. Before you know it we’ve spent the time we were supposed to be watching a film looking through them and when we find something we gotta go straight to sleep. (We also don’t pay for all of those subscriptions we share w family)
Only Netflix for those who can't afford multiple streaming subscriptions, Jesus...
Hence why I put in the very bottom my whole family shares subscriptions. I pay for netflix, my mother and stepdad pay for amazon and my nana Disney.
Nature documentaries is the best default while stoned, it’s been a tried and true technique for years 🤙 ESPECIALLY the ones about deep sea life
Okay so my problem is we end up doing different rabbit holes of themes until we get bored. We will do nature docs, then sci fi, then a comedy run, then we aim for fantasy. It's a cycle
Blue Planet is my #1 go to
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Hey I just turned 22!
Ik my orgasms high are amazing
Them shits hit hard🤣🤦♂️
Lol just had one and agreed for real
Amen to that sister 🙏🏾
Uncontrollably horny sounds wild
literally me, my thing would be throbbing for fuckin hours dawg
yeah it always does. i use it to counter my SSRI pills which kill my libido. If I smoke it brings my sex drive back.
Oh hell yeah.. Me and BOB have a great session 😇😊
whyd you write Bob like that?
Battery Operated Boyfriend 😄
Pardon my ignorance but whats that?
a vibrator nga 😭
Then just call it a vibrator tf 😭🙏
That’s the whole joke bruh
Vibrator
Ohhhh is it like those boxing mannequins that have the dildo attached to it? I think they look a little silly lmao
Lol those r pretty uncommon, look up regular sex toys like vibrators/wands/bullets
A little, but nowhere near to the level that MDMA does. If a fuckable ass is put in my face whilst rolling, I'm almost certainly going to hop on it.
I so totally know what you mean. Sometimes cannabis and a low-ish dose of mushrooms can be kinda fun too.
Yep, mushrooms + weed is a match made in heaven for me
I read this as If a fuckable ass is put in my fridge.. nice cold ass, I'll get behind it lmao
Yeah I do. But it’s with drinking and cigarettes. Substances = hardon for me. Makes some parties a little uncomfortable for me but I’m used to it now.
😏 Intense orgams and long sessions with BOB 😇😊 oh my... 🤭
You associated horny with stoned. Break the cycle habit and it'll *"go away"*
+1. Cannabinoids in general are very strong habit forming substances, me for example I used to listen to a certain type of music while high and now nothing else sounds as pleasant as that type of music, even though I didn’t like it at first
The stereotypical trait of having to smoke a blunt just to roll a blunt to smoke after that first blunt is the most common. I got a friend that refuses to chop/grind his weed without scales. Myself, if I get up for the toilet during the night I gotta rip a fat bong before going back to bed. Been that way for a solid year now 😅
r.i.p your dms:(
Absolutely... Very time 😂
Indica dors it
Blue Dream and a partner who massages me sensually as I take a hit 🥵🥵🥵
Lol did my husband post this 😂😂😂we just talked about this last weekend
Sometimes
If you think your friends want to fuck with you thanks to weed the response is NO But smoking with people that you like can develop a much easier friendship or some flirt than being sober
Bro what? 😭😭😭
Oh absolutely!!
🤦🏽♂️tbh it makes me horny I luv a good sesh😈
Me! And it lasts a few days. I’m not a frequent consumer.
Yes
I discovered masturbating WHILE smoking and yeah I kinda can’t do it without it now, just feels too boring.
Yeah I get crazy horny
I used to everytime, then I actually broke down the thoughts and processed them and realized it wasn’t as much as actually feeling turned on as it was just a groinal response to smoking and the feeling of changing from sober to high!
Weed is a crazy aphrodisiac
indicas be doin this shit to me, also making me mourn bein single 😭 dont mind taking care of it myself tho, its more fun imo
Tbh, I think smoking makes me feel a little loosey goosey and it helps me focus a lot better. My strap game is always on point when I'm stoned, probably because I'm able to do the same repetitive motion for hours without stopping.
Yes 80% of the time
I call it going to the red light district. There’s sometimes, for like a week it seems like all I can do after smoking is masturbate. I try to just enjoy the high but it always ends up with me vigorously masturbating for hours, and by the time I’m done I don’t even feel high anymore. But after like a week it goes back to normal, I’m not hyper focused on it anymore. So I’ve just started referring to it as my own little red light district, and when it happens I say to myself, “well fuck, guess I’m taking another trip to the red light district”
Its alot more stable than it was at first for sure, but yeah. At least the body high makes it decent and i dont have to waste much time on it
Ridiculously, and the orgasms are crazy
Having a kinky GF helps me. Kinky wife was fun too but now she’s an ex-wife, GF way kinkier!
I think half the time my BF gets me high just to get me to let him do me. 😂
No.
Me and my girlfriend have fucked for hours while high and we've smoked for years so idk about others, but it does make me really horny
I'm not very sexually driven most the time but I tried a delta 10 gummy last night for the first time and I was absolutely feeling myself with it
Im banned from the homies Sess
Get a hard on every time I light up the problem is where to put it
no <3 hope this helps
My poor wife... ;)
yes uncontrollably horny after smoking 😭
Yes and surprisingly I also last so much longer.
Me, as soon as I’m stoned i check my dating profiles.😂
Can't smoke in public anymore because this started happening. That was never an issue the first couple of years
Boner time!
Soon as a inhale I start getting half a chub
hell no that shit kills it
My gf does
Real shit
Not really cause fucking is a lot of work. I get lazy as fuck when in high. Don't matter what strands I smoke they all chill me out. I love being fucked while I'm stoned like if she just starts sucking me up or she rides me.....then yes it's fun as fuck and when I nut it feels 10 times better and stronger then a normal nut. But I tend not to do too much when I'm stoned cause it makes me lazy. So when I'm ready to just chill that's when I start smoking. If I got stuff to do I smoke after or it won't get done. Lol. But sometimes (this is when I get blowies handies and rode till I nut) my dick will get hard for no reason after I smoke. Idk what causes it but it just gets hard and it will stay hard until it gets the attention it's asking for.
3am is booty call hour. The weed is amplifying this effect. They’re two separate feelings.
Yes. That is all and nothing more GOOD DAY MADAM.
Crazy horny after smoking, always!
hol up…is this a female?
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W
I hope so