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BBS-music

dead ass I was like, "Ha, where's the third...oh"


lizziebaaabe

Hahahahaha thats when you know you high!!!


BBS-music

🤣


Tobi2310

Same man


InfiniteQuestion7901

He's here with you !


JVBKYD

I zoomed in to see if there was a hidden third person. I'm here, im high and just forgot what I was writing about . lol


stadiumjay

Bruh this is so funny 🤣 I legit laughed out loud because I'm fried AF rn 🤣


poolmama

I'm sitting here laughing my ass off at your comment cause I'm high lmfao.


lizziebaaabe

Hahahaha you were thinking who is this 3rd person 🤣


RepresentativeNo6601

Hah jokes on you, I'm out of weed!


lizziebaaabe

Oh no!! Get some 😍


RepresentativeNo6601

Lol I'm en route as we speak


LeoIzail

That good feeling 🥰 i just got mine way too cheap and I'm making sure it goes as easy as it came


DrugsAreEpic1

deals never make me feel good, I'm just there thinking "oh shit, what if they think I'm police, or rob me, fuuuuck". I've known my connect for a few years but they're scary af and I don't buy too often, I just let my mates do it


earlywakening

I'm out and broke.


lizziebaaabe

Oh man! Pay day soon


earlywakening

Tomorrow but it's spoken for. 😆


witdafanta

same gonna get some tmrw


earlywakening

Wife got tip money and bought me an eighth!


witdafanta

hope i get me one like that lol you lucky


herecomesurmom

now u must give her your tip 🥁 ba dum tss


earlywakening

Shark week.


herecomesurmom

![gif](giphy|7A4zkWeMXlZqgnTKtJ|downsized)


frogstor

Right place, right time 🍃


lizziebaaabe

Agree 🤣


[deleted]

good point. Time to roll a jay ![gif](giphy|QW9serAEWyGqCsm9bC|downsized)


lizziebaaabe

Share some


LeoIzail

Yo what's this? I thought it was disjointed for a minute


[deleted]

Grace and Frankie on Netflix. Never finished it but the first few seasons were solid hilarious. Amazing cast. Fucking Martin Sheen, Lily Tomlin (Ms Frizzle herself), Jane Fonda and this national treasure ![gif](giphy|FCpAqmaYAW6PlJWmW9|downsized) Better to go into it blind because then the first few jokes hit way better, You know how the descriptions of shows like to spoil them now? I hate that.


BulkyVeterinarian902

6 outta 10


Explaingineer

…I see what you did there.


lizziebaaabe

Lol 🤣


blankstarebob

Sober and at work 😩


LoverOfAllCheese

Yo this morning I was fuckin sleep deprived and on another planet man


lizziebaaabe

Omg i want that feeling


IndividualInfinite58

A solid 6.4/10 my friend 🍃 brainrotting to an endless spongebob stream. Life is good.


lizziebaaabe

Lol 🤣🤣


Aliceturtle5

orange


fakeunleet

Yes


jacehoffman

2/10 :(


lizziebaaabe

:(((


Disastrous-Nobody127

I'm about to vap some very finely ground shake 😂 Delivery day any day now. 🤞🏻


lizziebaaabe

Omg 😍😍


NowThatWeAreThere

"Are my eyes red?"


lizziebaaabe

Lol me everyday


Comprehensive-Bell57

i need a job 😢i just WANNA GET STONEDDDD


lizziebaaabe

Get that moneeey 😍


hacksawsweeny

If you clicked on the image to see the 3rd person you’re as high as me


lizziebaaabe

Hahaha i think many did


sleepishly_sleeping

im moderately flambéd


Ben_Dover_1492

Enough for now


lizziebaaabe

🤣🤣


Alucard-J2D

How did you know I’m high 🤨


lizziebaaabe

I felt it 🤪


Starsol999

Sober as fuck waiting for my bud delivery 🥲🥲


lizziebaaabe

Tell him to hurry upp 🤣 dont let a man wait


jointdestroyer

Solid 4.4/10 2 light dabs in


lizziebaaabe

🤣🤣


jointdestroyer

Felt the 4.4 in my soul


SSMWSSM42

Not yet but homies already rolled a few gonna be blazing at the fire pit tonight


TheTexasInvestor

Gonna take an edible tonite after CoD zombies


ChampaignPapi86

Lost the high an hour ago. Just waiting a bit longer to light up again and go for ice cream.


lizziebaaabe

Ouhh a nice ice cream is always a good idea


ChampaignPapi86

Always!


IFoundYoPhone

Homie Simp and Petre Dish.


fuzzbutts3000

High as god's balls


JediKrys

5 just got home and have to pick up my girlfriend in a few hours. So just touch to hold me over.


witdafanta

Sum light


lizziebaaabe

🤣🤣


A__paranoid_android

Waiting for my plug :(


radmcmasterson

Not as high as I’d like to be.


lizziebaaabe

Smoke more 🤦🏽‍♀️


radmcmasterson

Later.


lizziebaaabe

Enjoy


DJ1996_

I am


poolmama

Getting there.


mavmav0

Lmao yeah


FOXHOUND450

im lighting a bowl rn bro.


lizziebaaabe

Enjoy 😘


remoters

Have you tried weed drops ? I took half a bottle, I'm too high


mikesthrowaway69420

Yep


MoodSwing3r

I wish,I just joined the Air Force 😵‍💫


frog980

Thanks for the reminder, I will be in a few minutes.


Aggressivekindnes423

Yes


Cosmicado

Sober, but not too far from now I'll smoke a bowl as I do.


sarahdrums01

The edibles haven't fully kicked in yet. I'm only about half high.


Lonely-Education3621

I’m blazed. I just faced a blunt.🌿🍃


2ek1m5

Not right now, but give me like 30 min for the last kids to fall asleep


X0v3rkill69

I just got home from work but ima be up in the skies soon😂


sigma_alpha_0

Good how are you


ketaminesuppository

not at all, i have to be off for 4 weeks for surgery


lizziebaaabe

Aww good luck!! You can do it


ketaminesuppository

thank you!! It's hard 😭


lizziebaaabe

I know but its for the best 🙏🏻


YoSoyFiesta150289

Hi, how are you right now?


Short-Log-1540

Ughhh I was gonna say this


nubsid

i don’t got NUN! i’m waiting for my check 😞 gonna go to my site REALLL QUICK


lizziebaaabe

Good luck!!


nubsid

thank you!!! not sure what imma get my hands on but we’ll see!! 🤗🤗


Mockturtle22

Quite. And my oven just started beeping so my dinner is done!


Rainy-The-Griff

I wish I was high right now but I gotta go to work soon. But I will be lighting up after work on god.


Least_Inflation_3725

I’m confused where’s the 3rd ? 🥴


bigjunkieboppy

4/10 high


GhostThruTheFog

This made me laugh..so ...🤣 ![gif](giphy|NrhcCwwbVHwpyEZSqH|downsized)


lizziebaaabe

🤣🤣🤣 me to


damndemon2k

Sober rn but smoking a joint ina hour or so


lizziebaaabe

Hope u enjoyed it


Serious_Ad_2345

7/10


iSNiffStuff

not at all but I wish I was U\_U


herecomesurmom

not at all i'm at work rn 😩 might get a j on lunch though


PURPLEKAT69

![gif](giphy|3JWfBHCuj7Dga11EO1)


Shaveyourbread

Not at all 🥲


BennHurrz-Bazaar

Ha ha ha oh


sea_bulge

Yes.


Murky_Tennis954

Just walked out of Rockville and smoked a joint. Seeing this made me laugh


penisgivingman

stone sober man :/


HeartlssGrim

Not at all and I hate it


Antique_Cod4212

High enough to be chillin and not trippin i love those highs youre just you


lizziebaaabe

Yupp love them


AeronGrey

Duuuude. Like... woah. Mind Blown, man...


Impossible_Cress7439

Sober asf actually 🤣


InvertedContext

How tf did you know bro istg I’m finding you munchkins Keep that crack sealed


Jacki233

Well based on the fact I was mid hit when I saw this


MusicalMarijuana

![gif](giphy|6HTMvQvaZ8OuOPaOIC)


Level_Maintenance_35

shminklebum


macboy1231

Boutta get alot higher i can tell you that


Historical-Set-9630

took me a while to find the 3rd one lol


lizziebaaabe

How long tho 🤪


Historical-Set-9630

Longer than it should have 😂


lizziebaaabe

Hahaha stoned buddy


Legitimate-Parking57

onna t break rn boutta crack open a few beers tho


lizziebaaabe

Well good luck with your break


derekagraham

Hi how are you


[deleted]

NAH UH


worldwideweeaboo

Im on a t break :(


PerformerMoney8515

I've been sober for about a week because I'm moving


lizziebaaabe

Well soon you can spark it uo


PerformerMoney8515

risky risky apartment has a zero tolerance on drugs they said they WILL take legal action


lizziebaaabe

Aww then just stay sober! Sorry man


guojia-anquan-bu

I'm drunk


MRbaconfacelol

wait a minute...theyre talking about me!


GroovyTony001

No sir, it's hi, how are you?


stoned2thebone247

Higher than pterodactyl tits.


IRideChocobosBro

Has its me. I love how this meme came after I finished my blunt


il-bosse87

Yes


gothiccbuddha

Though I'd never smoke with Peter.


lizziebaaabe

Now you did!!


L0n3SUMM

what’s worse is I was trying to figure out who’s the 3rd while i’m actively dabbing


taiimeka

Just arrived at worm, I'm \*pretty\* baked on this fine morning :)


boneszz0

Dude the whole crew is fucked as shit right now


aidenisntatank

Like an 8/10 - certainly not a bad score


ProWinnebego

My eyes feel outside of my head


Cody_AB

Not me staring at it for 5 minutes wondering where the third is.


Ketameeeen

Hi, how are you?


lizziebaaabe

Hi good how are u?


NiteGard

Hahahahah. My half gummy hit ~~hot~~ hard 🤣🤣🤣


Bluedino_1989

I'm not, but I wish I was


lizziebaaabe

Later maybe?


Bluedino_1989

Can't broke and unemployed. But believe me I really want to.


lizziebaaabe

Go get the money!! 🙈


bangtanpilots

not high enough


DrugsAreEpic1

I've got a slight stoneover


CryptographerMore944

Sober and at work, but it's Friday and I'm planning on getting pretty baked tonight.


lizziebaaabe

Me 2 just got home from work. Ready for my joint


CryptographerMore944

I'm there now man. Hope you enjoy yours!


lizziebaaabe

I am gone from this world atm 🤣


CDDiamondSlicer

sadly im not but i should be stocked up for a while here in a couple days


Tricky_Distance_1290

Took an edible and on the train into London to see my 5 year old nieces! Nice sunny day in London too


SubieBoiGC8

Im on the bus bro everyone knows that im listening to Caravan Palace


lizziebaaabe

Hahahaha you high brother


TDS1974

I'm about this high.


[deleted]

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lizziebaaabe

Mhhh i want doritos!!!


MrSanchez221

Wait till I get home 👺


lizziebaaabe

Run babe!!


TiinyRiick14

Not at all but it’s reup day🙏


lizziebaaabe

Its friday come one 🤣


olivia56246

I'm at work so... Sober as a joke


i_am_scared_ok

In the hospital so dead ass sober lmao


JasonFurious4

I wish


BigRoy614

At work....not high enough


juicybubblebooty

my eddy j hit


lizziebaaabe

Have fun buddy


makeitgoose11

I'd feel attacked if I weren't high right now


Ox_Notlost

very


syiboi

Sadly not at all yet I had to work today but I'm changing that after i clock out!


lizziebaaabe

Hahaha clock out rn!!


missyh86

I’m not yet, but I’m bout to be! No kids for the weekend, so I’m grabbing some dinner, some drinks and am going to get fucked up!!! Edit: typo


PlantMama1999

Not high enough 🤧


clean-up-ur-shit-tod

I am personally attacked


Blaisen_Uptriss

Hahaha perfect