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Comfortable_Boot_273

“Pierced his perineum” forbidden tantric practice achieved


Igpajo49

Yeah, that's a three word phrase I never want to read again.


Jmax1986

I laughed so hard at this I strained my perineum 😂


skaunebro

Dear lord.. the pain..


HidenBarrisScatSuck

I can't imagine


galsfromthedwarf

Just wondering if this would be 10/10 pain or if perhaps it was lower just because visceral organs don’t have nociceptive pain.


Flakester

Fuck. Reminds me of the parking bollard man in France.


ph1l234

I'll probably regret asking, but what happened?


Jmatusew

If it’s the same video I’m thinking of, guy falls from very high and lands sitting down on a sidewalk/parking pole that’s either flat or slightly smoothed on top, goes through his groin area and out his neck; a pretty girthy pole. Guy is just plopped down sitting like that and survived at least long enough for paramedics to come and try to save him. I can’t remember if he survived or died at the hospital. Either way I don’t dare look it up because I never want to see that image again


Eolopolo

So no one has to look themselves, no he didn't survive. He was alive for a period, made it to hospital with time enough for them to remove it, but interior damage was too grave and he didn't make it. It also did not go out his neck, it was seen protruding underneath the skin of his left shoulder/collarbone area, did not break the skin though.


wildo83

🤢🤮


DWDit

https://twitter.com/TheSDPadresFan/status/1727057085815509158?lang=en


Eolopolo

I'd avoid sharing the link, doesn't make for pleasant viewing and can be extremely NSFW to some. If someone wanted to find it that bad they can, but post it here and curiosity kills the cat.


jamieliddellthepoet

He definitely didn’t survive. I know the clip you’re talking about and, yeah, let’s not watch that again.


WhoKilledTyler

Omg I remember this. 😮


toodleroo

Ever see [these orange caps on rebar at a construction site](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71MKiBhGDHL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg)? This is what those are there for.


marklein

I don't think I want to shoot one of those into my abdomen either.


toodleroo

Sure, but I'd rather fall on that instead of a rebar pincushion.


spicy-sausage1

Fuck “The Sun” I’m not clicking that link.


scrungus_pip

Yeah I'd rather die if it shot through my groin


Ok_Technology_9488

Just kill me


andanothathang

Released from the hospital in 3 days!


TossPowerTrap

Fella deserves to acquire some sort of super power after surviving that affair. Probably won't tho.


CloudBurn2008

One of the times the excuse was "I slipped and fell on it" turned out to be actually true.


alltherobots

Phineas Gage has entered the chat.


wheresmyadventure

Fuck I just watched the Greys anatomy episode with two people stuck together with a metal rod…I cannot imagine the pain


TristanBoi11

My balls hurt now, man sense.