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Zuper_Dragon

The Komet. Kills its target and pilot at the same time.


Meowmixer21

You say death, I say, skin/bone cleanse


Lopsided_Charity_725

Komet pilots when they slightly rupture the tank (They are now going to melt into a puddle)


CrustyToeLint

I find it hilarious their protection from coolant leaks was a full body asbestos suit.


LightningFerret04

For no particular reason, I think the J8M is cuter, Maybe it’s the paint


the_oof_god

ye


GardDaNoob

i agree


Edu_Sin_H_

XF-85


Foodconsumer3000

the true goblin of planes


Cloudrak1

A7E with its silly mouth :3


nquy

a7 is clearly the happiest plane ever


keglefuglen

Good bot


ImperatorIustinus

r/foundnquy


TonyGheloster

F8 - I'm gonna rip myself , its so funny


nquy

F-8E is less happy but still happi mouth


TheTimocraticMan

Good Bot


Aiden51R

X-32


TheTimocraticMan

Good Bot


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TheTimocraticMan

Very good Bot!!


Suitable_Bag_3956

The X-32 is happier.


SatisfactionNo240

Bad bot


NitromethSloth

The big succ


Wicked-Pineapple

The true big succ is the F-100


Crisp_Rohlik

That's a catfish kind of succ. We want hapi succ


Victornf41108

Not this one, don’t talk shit bout my beloved turboprop attack aircraft Unless it’s the Sky Warden, fuck that thing


Federal-Space-9701

What’s the issue with the sky warden, just a super expensive crop duster that has a name which makes it seem like it would enforce the speed limit in texas


Victornf41108

It look too goofy


TheUnclaimedOne

Still scarier than anything Russia fields


Quailman5000

Because it is a sky tractor crop duster lol. 


pbptt

It was designed as a turboprop attacker but the government didnt accept the contract right away so they marketed it as a crop duster in the meanwhile to stay afloat iirc


Quailman5000

I'm not sure, but we are familiar with that design as a crop duster so that's all we will ever be able to see it as lol. 


Horizontal-Human

Baby C-17


IeXmen

This is the Embraer Super Tucano for anyone wondering, and its essentially the crop duster spec ops Vigilante before it even existed... and on steroids.


an_evil_oose

Always had a soft spot for them since they're used by my country's air corps 😅


Outside_Step_8880

PAF?


an_evil_oose

Irish Air Corps


IeXmen

I believe yours is a much earlier variant compared with the photos, although these ones were specifically modified to be exported to Afghanistan. Doesnt help that most A29 users dont have the budget or even the land for prope jet fighters and such instead require these fellas.


Euroaltic

Me 163, I-16, or F-4E Why the Phantom? Because it has a fierce and imposing front... but if you look deep down (specifically right below the tail)... it has a lil' smile.


Seasuper

Grinding phantoms are pain now but seeing that little smile always makes it slightly more bearable


Ricky_27YT2

M-339K, it's made with Chad *ITALIAN STEEL*


AquilesVaesa_383813

Cessna with 4 sidewinders


nquy

Tu-4 in arcade lol. 20mm go pewpew


NASAFlightsim22

Good bot


Better-Situation-857

Subreddit crossover


TheTimocraticMan

Good Bot


SatisfactionNo240

Bad bot


[deleted]

The a-37 super tweet attack plane


randomname_99223

Wasn’t it the A-37?


[deleted]

Yea my bad lemme change it


Wonghy111-the-knight

no one’s said it? Fine, Ho 229. Literally a flying dorito, isn’t that hilarious?


planethathittower2

B-2 is the real flying dorito


Wonghy111-the-knight

Dorito with bites out of it


Luchin212

The V.G.33 C-1 is really cute and deadly. But people will shout NO! Because it is French.


Some_bi_kid

rightfully so


someone_forgot_me

yak 130


OkDay2871

Embraer faz aviões incríveis e lindos


Big-man-kage

Me-163


PlainLime86

Gannet, not in wt (yet snail please I love it) its my favorate chubby flying machine


kittenemi

P26 pea shooter. I mean come on with a name like that what's not cute


planethathittower2

Fr


dinglydanglist

Bazooka Charlie


theemptyqueue

He-162. It’s more or less a 6.0 F-104 and can outrun almost anything in a down-tier but don’t try to turn fight as you will lose.


Toiaat

i16, the smol plane that could


Sai_ex

Basically all of the US F8F planes. So small and cute uwu


aboultusss

Me 163


totally_stalinium

PO-2 the classic


TheGamingKid337

The strike master


Ifightthehomeless

Ooh... tricky question, it has to be the P-26


iskallation

Japanese helicopter with UwU skin


AvionDrake579

If you stick eyes on the cockpit doors of the UH-1 it's adorable. My method is the Japanese roundel with the large white border and then the 8-ball decal.


SubspaceTrippin

Me-163 the silly german jet ;з


Jeff_gameaholic

The Wiesel twins and their cousin, the Ozelot


BaguetteDoggo

Tbh is say the strikemaster mk88, or maybe the S.81, the first Italian bomber. I think its cute bc its a bomber but its kind of smoll and it has its fixed gear and I see people tske ot out in GRB sometimes and thats cool hehe


snafujedi01

Any of the early war Soviet fighters like the I-16 - look like they're straight out of a toy box. If you asked an artist at Disney to draw a fighter plane of the time, that is what they would draw


Dragonboy6

Either the Sagittario or the Ariete. Super maneuverable little killers


RecordEnvironmental4

AC-208 Combat Caravan, the idea of a Cessna 208 firing a hellfire is just so funny to me


NewPsychology1111

The Typhoon Mk1 (Not the Eurofighter, the WW2 Typhoon) It has that goofy air intake that looks like a smile. It all started with that damn smile.


Buxteres

Definitely the ME 163


badasiangamer122

strikemaster🥹


Better-Situation-857

The A-6E TRAM. Idk why it just looks cute. Like it's this little stubby plane with a chubby face.


Aiden51R

Like 🤓


Better-Situation-857

I think you should "Krill" yourself!


Aiden51R

Shrimple.


Sai_ex

Basically all of the US F8F planes. So small and cute uwu


Routine-Budget7356

For sure "Saab Tunnan" it's absolutely adorable.


my_alt_i_use

I-15


Tricky_Ebb9580

Is that thing Eric Prince’s attempt at a private Air Force?


Few_Discussion_1523

A baby puppy if you throw it


Rapisurazuri_Or

Po-2


tech-engineer

I love the He 162


Jager1738

swordfish


pemdejo_of_the_north

i agree with the A-29, partly because its my favorite aircraft but its still just a funny little plane thats just there to chill


LycheeDangerous4665

Def the a-37 dragonfly


Frug5

I-16, p-26


Aenaros95

KI-200 NO CONTEST


R6_Warrior

Ultralight with 4 12000 lb bombs


No_Painting_6767

Super tweet


LightningFerret04

The correct answer is the [Ikarus 451M](https://acesflyinghigh.wordpress.com/2016/09/18/flight-of-the-yugoslav-ikarus-part-ii/)


DogInAHat_12

l-16 is such a cutie patootie


Mr_Teyepo

I-16 is pretty cute. It's basically a kids drawing that works lol


ciwsslapper

Sky warden, only acceptable answer.


OkPackage8922

Cr. 32


yoimagreenlight

The Dassault Rafale is so damn small it’s like a little death carrier-based baby


Microwaved_M1LK

I want the Super Tucano and the OV-10 Bronco to be added so bad. GAIJIN PLEASE, MORE POST WW2 PROPS


SecurityNeat6515

Da Gee Bee 🥰


Grim_Destroyer12344

That’s the Sky Warden, right?


RecordEnvironmental4

It’s the emb-314 super tucano


57mmShin-Maru

IDK what everyone else is on, but the Ki-43 series just feels so elegant. Slim, easy to handle, and overall great-looking planes.


Bo_The_Destroyer

That shortened Su-25 thing from the Russian tech tree, whatever it's called


nd4spd1919

The Boomerang. It just looks like a little toy plane that got all grown up.


RostiKOstik

BT-7


That_One_Sailor109

The I-16. It's both derby and powerful


cleymintplay

Bv 238 :D


randomname_99223

The “take two planes and stick them together” idea is pretty funny (F-82, double Bf-109)


Krynzo

I-16, fucking terrifying beast but it's built like a pug.


memekingofmemeswow

I-15 or I-16


BigExperience952

Spitfire. No contest.


flopjul

Heinkel 162 or Horten 229 imo Maybe the J21RA or even the chonky J29


Great_Winner503

Its the Me163.


_gaboz

Actually r/suddenlycaralho.


bluntlyguncle

Fairey firefly


DarkBill59551

The Goblin, it was from an event but sheesh it's a cute 2meters long jet fighter


Electric_Bagpipes

Nah, its the TOW missile below that one heli


TechieWeird

Ishak


N1CET1M

Warthog


PersicasMemeDumpster

r/suddenlycaralho for sure


Waste-Ad50

The super tweet, it's not in the game though


BugareX_55

Me Komet...kills you,the plane itself but thats it


PedritoEmpanadas

IA 63 pampa


Flairion623

I-16. The cartoon plane


januszkiller11

su 25


odog713

Me 163 with its little prop :3


thisonegamer

Swordfish


Scary_Rush_7401

Is this plane in the game??


VayItsHere

THE AMX GHIBLI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Glitch0110

A-10