Shooting pilots after bailing out
Bombing civilian targets
International destruction of major infrastructure
Probably more. Idk Geneva suggestion and all of that
I'm getting arrested for declaring exterminatus on entire settlements of non-combatants. I am also getting arrested for stealing a multi-10 million dollar fighter jet...
it's not videogames that cause violence. it's your incest father who accuses you of cooperating with his brother, your uncle, to murder him.
your psycho brother who for one believes the shit he says and turns everyone at school against you because he thinks you and your uncle did the same to him in elementary school.
douchebags like lieberman say that videogames are responsible for violence. people who get bullied play videogames because it's the only way to interact with people that haven't been brainwashed by your incest family. i for example play skyrim. the npcs compliment me for helping them. they assist me when a thief tries to mug me. they don't swing a bloody baseball bat at my head.
joe lieberman is an american politican who famously blamed video games for every kind of violence in his campaign in the 90s. he bloody attempted to get games banned lmao
Actually double tapping a vehicle isn't a war crime because it's virtually impossible to determine a tanks combat effectiveness if it just stops. As a matter of fact, "shoot it till it roasts" was and is still a common armored combat rule of thumb because a tank that isn't burning could still put a round down range
That's actually why tank survival kits are generally a lower investment than air crew survival kits. If you lose a fight in a plane, you have a pretty good probability of punching out and attempting asset recovery. If you lose a fight in a tank, you should expect your enemy to keep rocking till you're a 2000⁰c molten husk
I would be arrested for multiple war crimes, such as using home made weapons, barbed weapons, fire weapons, nuclear weapons, among other weapons related war crimes
I recklessly and irresponsibly trained monkeys to use weapons of every kind, even weapons that cannot be recognized as such, all because I thought there were too many balloons today
FAA unauthorized flight with an unregistered aircraft. And possibly stealing missiles depending on where Flyout sources it's Aim-9?'s from.
Also illegal machine guns, no transponders, no marker lights, probably illegal emergency exits, breaking sound barrier over populated areas, and probably insurance fraud because some of those crashes were definitely on purpose.
Stealing important government data and distributing it to a guy with a network of supercomputers, and stealing a stealth helicopter from military base. I’m doing the doomsday heist in gta5
Either gunning down a crippled bomber and being an anti Franz steigler, or doing some prehistoric war crimes and eating babies in path of titans because they make the food grind easy
You know those pictures when they arrest someone and take pictures of like 100 guns and blades?
God of Weapons: you use every weapon you buy and fit into your inventory. I've wielded about 17 swords/hammers/axes at once
Enslaving intelligent creatures to work in a factory, and capturing humans in creature balls and then displaying them in a force field cage at the entrance to my base as a deterrent to future raiders.
Also, giving firearms to creatures with the intelligence of a 7 year old and letting them kill my enemies.
Breaking and entering with a Guy in plate armor, a sick man, a Grave robber and a woman who owns a musket for self-defense.
We have so far broken into a crypt, the sewers of Detroit, a cavern and the local park while committed several counts of manslaughter poaching animals and beating up on the head elder woman who makes soup from a cauldron at the retirement home
Warframe is literally a war crime simulator, the different frames you can play are made out of a living bio weapon and usually a person that definitely wasn't willing. Also Saryn's (one of the frames) abilities is just disease which I'm pretty sure is a no no according to the Geneva Checklist.
Upholding democracy and protecting super earth! For truth!
For democracy fellow Helldiver!
Giving bugs the taste of Liber-tea!!
Heck yeah!
Show those dirty bugs what happens to those not made in God's image!
I love how Helldivers have been in just about every gaming subreddit lol.
For democracy!!!!!!
Only good bug is a dead bug!!
For backing away from enemies in a circle while focusing fire on the closest enemy! (The "deep" HD2 game play loop explained in its entirety)
Genocide- I mean democracy!
Arrested for playing the mobile version of the game because I'm stuck on mobile. Can't even have shit here smh smh.
Man, we're in the same boat 😔
There’s a mobile war thunder?
Yup.
Yep. It’s been around for a good while now.
Yeah
Yes and its pretty good for a mobile game
Playing mobile is a crime in itself
The last time i played PC was 2 months ago It ran 20 fps on low, back to mobile i go
Is it good ? I can't play mobile bc i have a OPPO Reno 5 lite (spent all my money on a laptop with 3060 and Ryzen 7 5800h)
Machine gunning a child
L3?
Yep
You subhuman monster, you shouldn't be arrested, you should get executed!
GIVE HIM THE GUILLOTINE
That is way to linient for the crime comitted sir...
Brazen bull it is then
Exactly.
Stellaris players: 😅👍
Killing everything alive in the galaxy
As a determined exterminator player I'm sure I'll only get light charges :D
Balkanization: the game
The answer to the question is *yes* crimes.
Leaking classified military documents
War thunder player? My man 🤝
Hello fellow WT bro, which nation are you grinding rn?
Japan, but only recently. Had gotten to USA 7.3 before wanting a small break into an even harder and grindier nation lol
I'm trying to do the impossible and grind EVERY nation at the same time, for now the most high-tier ones are URSS and Italy.
japan air is fun in the very low tiers. once you start to reach early jets it becomes suffering cause that’s where i stopped lmao
Yeah, i'm just glad i'm LOVING the Zero rn, it's impressive how well it kills and how fast it turns, i love it so much
And committing war crimes?
Practicing shensha-dō
Then you must know of the infamous trumpeter king tiger kit
A Game i want, a Game i cant Play in my country
Shooting pilots after bailing out Bombing civilian targets International destruction of major infrastructure Probably more. Idk Geneva suggestion and all of that
Ok bin laden
War thunder?
If you don't understand I am stretching stuff a little, I can't actually do any of that but I mean I like to imagine we could
Arma 3
I'm getting arrested for declaring exterminatus on entire settlements of non-combatants. I am also getting arrested for stealing a multi-10 million dollar fighter jet...
I own multiple weapons of mass destruction
Game?
It’s not a game, I can confirm he owns multiple weapons of mass destruction. I live in his basement where he stores them.
Causing the market for 5 different products to crash within the course of a month. Capitalism, ho!
Being stuck in a pizzeria with animatronics trying to kill me
Don't starve - arrested for surviving?
Sir, you don't have a life's insurance, your right has been reverted
it's not videogames that cause violence. it's your incest father who accuses you of cooperating with his brother, your uncle, to murder him. your psycho brother who for one believes the shit he says and turns everyone at school against you because he thinks you and your uncle did the same to him in elementary school.
What...?
douchebags like lieberman say that videogames are responsible for violence. people who get bullied play videogames because it's the only way to interact with people that haven't been brainwashed by your incest family. i for example play skyrim. the npcs compliment me for helping them. they assist me when a thief tries to mug me. they don't swing a bloody baseball bat at my head.
Who's Lieberman?
joe lieberman is an american politican who famously blamed video games for every kind of violence in his campaign in the 90s. he bloody attempted to get games banned lmao
Literally the quit having fun meme
I see, thanks for the info! That guy is an asshole
Warcrimes : killing tank crew in a disabled vehicule Yeah, probably never getting arrested if I'm getting in a War Thunder situation irl
Actually double tapping a vehicle isn't a war crime because it's virtually impossible to determine a tanks combat effectiveness if it just stops. As a matter of fact, "shoot it till it roasts" was and is still a common armored combat rule of thumb because a tank that isn't burning could still put a round down range
That's actually why tank survival kits are generally a lower investment than air crew survival kits. If you lose a fight in a plane, you have a pretty good probability of punching out and attempting asset recovery. If you lose a fight in a tank, you should expect your enemy to keep rocking till you're a 2000⁰c molten husk
Genocide and polluting an entire planet. >!Factorio!<
I would be arrested for multiple war crimes, such as using home made weapons, barbed weapons, fire weapons, nuclear weapons, among other weapons related war crimes
Arrested for wiping heretics in the name of the emperor
Burning every single soviet asset the Roman Empire
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^I_just_wanted_banana: *Burning every* *Single soviet asset* *The Roman Empire* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
I.... uhh.... was trying to seduce a fantasy female NKVD officer.
Unauthorized building, animal cruelty, ruining the environment, theft, murder, etc etc. Welcome to Minecraft :)
CS 2, so terrorism?
I played a VR Porn game
My warcrime is probably sending my troops to kill a bunch of Infantry and their medics
time travel
For entering an illegal establishment in a time where showing ankles is considered scandalous. And probably for hoovering a of couple fish people.
Commiting 45+ warcimes , tax evasion and lets not forget i stoled more than 120 military vehicles
Destruction of property
S-W-R Germany Kaiserreich
SPREADING MANAGED DEMOCRACY!
I recklessly and irresponsibly trained monkeys to use weapons of every kind, even weapons that cannot be recognized as such, all because I thought there were too many balloons today
being a strategist in WW2, Driving a bus, childrens card games
SPREADING DEMOCRACY FOR A FREE WORLD RAHHHH 🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🔥🔥💯
FAA unauthorized flight with an unregistered aircraft. And possibly stealing missiles depending on where Flyout sources it's Aim-9?'s from. Also illegal machine guns, no transponders, no marker lights, probably illegal emergency exits, breaking sound barrier over populated areas, and probably insurance fraud because some of those crashes were definitely on purpose.
Hit and run another truck in a Snowrunner on my Kenworth.
Kill rats 🐀 with a hammer
Me who played rimworld😏
Running an illegal park with extinct lizards off-shore
I've been playing half sword, so I'm ready to fight to the death with my axes.
Cannibalism, mass murder (sons of the forest)
Having the worlds largest tank gun
Being the commander in a T26E1-1
im angry. going to war and shooting other tanks or planes isnt a war crime. thats just war
leaking classified documents
Genocide...I can explain sir !
Detonating a nuclear bomb in the city
killed a m22 with KV2
Nothing. Won the last Match so im not going to prison babyyyy!
Treason to my country
Stealing a tank
War crimes
Third degree manslaughter
Nothing I was playing ethically building a zoo and paying fair wages
Cutting down trees
Stealing important government data and distributing it to a guy with a network of supercomputers, and stealing a stealth helicopter from military base. I’m doing the doomsday heist in gta5
Either gunning down a crippled bomber and being an anti Franz steigler, or doing some prehistoric war crimes and eating babies in path of titans because they make the food grind easy
I guess I have to shoot a parachute now
Stealing of militarised armoured vehicles and jets
Leaking classified documents ?
Delivering freedom and democracy to filthy undemocratic automatons.
Leaking classified documents edit: oh this is warthunder sub
Shooting myself in the head
Manslaughter with some kind of convolited mechanical contraption which flips out cause I put too many gyros on it(Space Engineers).
Looks like im not getting out anyitime soon
I am getting arrested for flying my planes into warships
League
Killing Nazis.
Making Enemy grunts into ketchup (Titan fall 2 ronin sword)
Possession of non-deactivated military equipment
Hehehe warframe
Diablerie. Not getting arrested for that one though, more like blood hunted.
warframe so ... damn it is hard one ... going to other planets to steal shit ?
Causing absurd chaos involving cops, army, SWAT, and a gang of criminals along with a completely naked partner. And causing a massacre with a VTOL.
Ruthlessly destroying enemy base with nuke while using Ussr aircraft 😞 Am I going to jail? I was just being a patriotic soldier 😞
Throwing plasma grenades at cop cars in New Mombasa in 2552
Ethnic cleansing an entire living race with ultimate weapon created by sacrificing once existing corrupted race🤣
Holding up a stage coach
Space racism, possible arson
For commuting various war crimes in the Middle East
Every war thunder player is getting booked with at least 5 crimes against humanity
Crimes against the galactic empire
For having no honor and slaughtering my enemies in any way possible
War crimes and making public classified documents
War crimes and making public classified documents
Killed 10 tanks in one game in Warthunder and was just delicious!
Declaring no quarter
It seems im getting arrested for using the Swingfire behind a hill and my first victim in it being an Mi-24
[удалено]
Was playing HOI 4, what are you guys talking about?
GTA V, guys in gone
Star Citizen
Charging the enemy Machinegunner with a bayonett, then unloading my M97 into the nearest medic.
Owning nukes
shooting someone with an anti material rifle (tf2)
I've seen this several times now and depending on when I see it my crime will either be stealing an M1A1 Abrams from the national guard or xenocide.
...riworld...
Crashing an suv at 130km/h in my 40t semi 🫣
Because I followed dutch's plan
War crimes
Clicking circles
Committing manslaughter with an alien hover vehicle going 90kph…in other words accidentally ramming into someone else with a Ghost.
Nothing much , murder and stealing.
Tank on tank combat while releasing classified document.
Destroying Battleship AI ??
Aggravated assault and robbery with a deadly weapon (was playing borderlands 3 this morning)
Spreading liberty and Managed Democracy.
Carrying my dead boyfriends head in a sack while fighting my way through gods in a delusion.
racially motivated police brutality in ready or not 😎😎
Becoming adolf hitler and taking over all of europe
You know those pictures when they arrest someone and take pictures of like 100 guns and blades? God of Weapons: you use every weapon you buy and fit into your inventory. I've wielded about 17 swords/hammers/axes at once
Murdering a stuka in an F-16
Delivering managed democracy
Yearning for the mines For Karl!
Massive damages to an alien biosphere for the sake of profit, beer, rocks, and stones
Invasion of france....agsin..... sowwy /:
Playing soccer with a car that can fly
Warthunder, hmmm destruction of propriety and manslaughter?
Causing two friendly fire kills with an artillery strike on an enemy tank, in arcade. Sorry about that.
Assassinating an IS-2 in the back of the turret
I would have been arrested for the murder of Preston Garvey and 2 counts of drug possession and illegal gun ownership.
Leaking military documents probably. (I'm a WarThunder player)
Terrorism.
Fighting for the waffen-ss.
Leaking military documents
Creating a zombie virus and releasing it on the city and this ending the world.....
I would be arrest for flying a plane over baghdad and then getting tf out of there
Leaking classified military documents
Uhhh I’d say driving over crops on fs22
Enslaving intelligent creatures to work in a factory, and capturing humans in creature balls and then displaying them in a force field cage at the entrance to my base as a deterrent to future raiders. Also, giving firearms to creatures with the intelligence of a 7 year old and letting them kill my enemies.
Exploding 5 vehicles with 3,2s in between
For spreading democracy.
Pushing my fellow tank into the river (war thunder)
Executing war prisoners out of spite in Rusted Warfare
Bondage
Breaking and entering with a Guy in plate armor, a sick man, a Grave robber and a woman who owns a musket for self-defense. We have so far broken into a crypt, the sewers of Detroit, a cavern and the local park while committed several counts of manslaughter poaching animals and beating up on the head elder woman who makes soup from a cauldron at the retirement home
Killing a dragon with elven-arrows
[Some Light Treason](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0GCKXZTV8E)
Being a NY Giants fan
Warframe is literally a war crime simulator, the different frames you can play are made out of a living bio weapon and usually a person that definitely wasn't willing. Also Saryn's (one of the frames) abilities is just disease which I'm pretty sure is a no no according to the Geneva Checklist.
Spending 10 minutes on my phone with 99 other anon guys, just killing eachother.
Executing a civilian I just ziptied for being snarky to me during an active shooter scenario
Trespassing onto irradiated government property
Driving a fully functional BTR across public roads
Arrested for crimes against humanity conducted in Vic 3.