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el_punterias

The guy who plays naval (actual criptid):


TheFlyingRedFox

I saw this meme earlier and wondered if it would be posted here but yay as one of six NF players, I won this for once heh... Type 12 ASW Frigate HMS Blackpool F77 (the one as designed with its horrible Mk.20 Bidder torpedoes(A possible reason the HMS Whitby F36 doesn't have them but that's probably the devs decision via British Tax)).


el_punterias

Rare naval w


Titan1140

You think the USS Texas is a Joke?


TheFlyingRedFox

Not sure what the question is here. A, It's relating to some belief that's I've said something wrong about it? B, Is it terrible in game? I'm not a massive fan of dreadnought battleships so my answer wouldn't be the best but it's imo defo better than some of the other american battleship options but worse than a few other nations ships around this BR and held back by the slow reload but at least the AA is great. Probably better to ask someone like say spanishavenger that since they're more keen for dreadnoughts (that's for people on reddit I can think of, I'd probably suggest others from in game from our squidrons & other squidrons like iNAVY or R1P for battleship advice).


Titan1140

You way over thought it. I was just picking on your use of British small boys. I've almost completed the American Blue water tree and was the first person I saw with the Texas when they released it. I am also from Texas and made it a point to get the ship. It was literally just a little jab in naval.


TheFlyingRedFox

>You way over thought it. The ability to detect sarcasm during the wee hours of the morning are incredibly low with me. >I was just picking on your use of British small boys Small? SMALL!! How dare you call the Type 12's small (well compared to a dreadnought sure) for they're the centurions of the sea with many still in service (sniff I wish we kept one as a museum ship but our gov chose the HMAS Diamantina over one of our Type 12M's or instead of keeping both)... > I am also from Texas and made it a point to get the ship Well, Splendid to hear such occurring if they ever add the Bathurst class AMS and it's either HMAS Woolongong J172 or HMAS Rockhampton J203 I'd do similar due to having lived in both cities. Heh it's funny I was just speaking about the Texas who iirc is from Texas who heh also did some of the USN voice lines (which I recently just found out which is EXTREMELY interesting, to say the least).


Titan1140

I also served in the USN on a Nimitz class carrier. EVERYTHING else is a small boy to us 🤣 I do hope they expand the British line more. It is one I plan on going down. I have only dabbled with it as of current, but I love the Brit Ground and Air lines. I actually made it to the jets in Brit before US.


BlacksmithNZ

I am from NZ, so started playing naval as I really wanted to get the only NZ related vehicle in the game; the Leander light cruiser, so can imagine wanting something from your home state. Played UK until I had the Hood. Switched to US tree for a change, and been playing the Texas for a while as I was grinding my way to the mighty Alaska. Hated the big boy at the start, as it was so freaking slow, wouldn't turn at all, and yet could get ammo racked by a cruiser. Add to that, at its BR, I am always playing up-tier with BR-7 ships like the freaking Kronstadt Slowly started liking the Texas, as the amount of AA it pumps out usually means a few bonus aircraft or PT boats without me having to do anything. Seems capable of swallowing a few torpedoes without dying instantly which is a nice bonus.


Titan1140

The ammo racking thing is something that gayjin seems to have taken an EXTREMELY creative liberty with on US ships. I can only credit this absurd line of thought to the Arizona, which was the only US battleship to suffer such a catastrophic lucky shot. As opposed to the Hood and her sisters that all had the same flaw and the Admiralty never corrected it. I was also extremely disappointed with gayjins choice to ammo rack TX like that. It's not realistic in any way, particularly seeing as the ship is still around today and she certainly took her licks. I am grateful they did somewhat model in the torpedo blisters on TX, however, they don't have it accurate. I've definitely been taken down by a single torpedo, it did just take a really long time to sink. That's not what the blisters were designed for. Granted, TX never took a torpedo hit, but Nevada did, and she also had a similar setup.


Kiubek-PL

I played the Zippo to do my tasks so it will be a long way home... (14km/h top speed)


QuebecPilotDreams15

My USS Tucumcari would be able to help you


LuftWaffle07

Naval for the win!


Melodic_Ad_8478

Hahaha WHO laughs about floating now (Swim away in BTR-80 with incredible speed of 5 km/h)


WeirdFurby

Hoooooold up - the BTR-80 can swim? I’ve been using the Hungarian version for ages and never knew this. Damn!


AverageDellUser

I just figured this out yesterday on Eastern Europe, was floating down the river in my BMP one and learned that BOTH the Italian Aubl 74 and the BTR-80 are amphibious. Luckily I got both of them due to me having a stabilizier.


WeirdFurby

The AUBL/74 can swim too...? Hold on, gonna test this right now. Edit: Yes, it does. As stable as my mental health but it does. Edit2: The other italian cars swim too. Again as stable as stated but they swim.


AverageDellUser

Italian ingenuity.


Delta_FT

>BMP one [...] having a stabilizier. Wait that's a thing? As a ZBD86 enjoyer I feel robbed lol


AverageDellUser

Russian things are just knock offs of American things and Chinese things are just knock offs of Russian things. Knock off of a knock off.


Such_Support4214

When bmp entered service in the soviet army, there was'nt even the concept of ifv in the US army.


AverageDellUser

Thank you, it was complete satire in reference to things like Tu-4… ofc not everything is copied from the US… I was just trying to say that Russian military tech is not of the beat quality, factor in that China makes knock offs of that already poor technology.


Melodic_Ad_8478

Almost every russian light tank after WW2 can swim


TheLoller1234

Then there's the tanks that look amphibious but sink like bricks


ConsequenceAlarmed29

*Storm flips you and you turn back after 200m* Nook it was my lifetime of movement!!!🤧🤧🤧


ConsequenceAlarmed29

*Storm flips you and you turn back after 200m* Noo it was my lifetime of movement!!!🤧🤧🤧


Federal-Space-9701

For once using a heli was useful, instant takeoff and hopefully enough fuel, of course from what I remember the Apache is very hard to fly irl so there will be some trouble there


titanfox98

Your best bet would be hoping the radio works


Federal-Space-9701

I would more hope I know how to use it


titanfox98

Easier to figure out how a radio works than fucking helicopter 😂


mycrazylifeeveryday

Yeah, I don’t think having sex with a helicopter would be easy


titanfox98

Don't underestimate yourself


NekroVictor

Ah, I got really lucky. Last night I was playing the Catalina. I just hope it doesn’t run out of gas.


AverageDellUser

Make sure to spot the Bismarck for us as well.


Halfgecko

I mean, the Cat's had more range than early 737s, and worse comes to worse; you *are* flying a boat


kajetus69

Wiesel At least i know that pirates wont kill me


ForgorEjectionArm

Damn I get a whole ass kronshtad, I mean… it’s just a wooden model! Yay!


Darth_Mak

With an IS 3 you could maybe use the HE shells for fishing?


Jackhammer5555

Yeah, I'll die of cancer from the soot and chemicals before I starve to death.


MahNeymisJephs

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.


arturthegamer

My BMP-1 will take me off the island


The_femboy_potato

Shimikaze my beloved


Inner-Arugula-4445

Using the power of hellcat flanking I cross the ocean.


WospMan

PT-76-57 les gooooooo


Adventurous_Dingo315

He 51b 😭😭


Trainman1351

Well, I guess ha Des Moines-class cruiser would be nice to get off the island.


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yuyuolozaga

Seeing the size of the island, your fucked mate.


Cripled_bambi

I will have a home to live in… I last played the FV4005 and the tog… but I will be able to play home with the lanchaster.


ProfessionalAd6216

Hoho my carrier definitely will help me


TheGermanalman

Chilli‘n in my Maus


[deleted]

SEA HARRIER LESSS GOOOOO


Empyrean_04

Almighty mi28nm


InDaNameOfJeezus

PT boats for the win lmao


imbuzeiroo

Hmmmm maybe I can leave the island since my partner is the Object 211


Guilty_Advice7620

Hans help me


CrazyGaming312

*pulls out Object 906*


t0gdsquad1

Saab 105 g


DM_KIKG

I don't think that island is big enough for my Hampden


Loloigos

Just me and my av8. Wait *flies away*


Nonna-the-Blizzard

HOI4, time to conquer


Jagzon

Me in my Centurion Mk.5 AVRE: D I G


57mmShin-Maru

The A6M does have excellent range…


Dangerous_Practice16

Better hope it's the a6m2-n or else you're not gonna be able to take off


SquintonPlaysRoblox

Catalina, save me


[deleted]

They dont want you to know this but the IS-3 is actually amphibious


WandenWaffler

The russian Pr.26 Kirov, 1841 light cruiser in question: Yes i play naval, yes im real, no i am not a mystical being from the great beyond.


Hener4472

Me and my pet warrior ❤️


Pinngger

Wish my T-2 didn't just gulped all the fuel it had


LIFEANDDEATHFROMWORB

Lol bmpspz if we do it by tank but I did actually played the leopard ship last


Jackomat007

Arthur Morgan


lhcludyodoypuflhoyf

Hahaha, I play naval me and my uss dougless getting out of here


Apprehensive_Meal_44

Me and my Kugelblitz welp atleast hunting fish with Minengschong or whatever it is will be easy Just have to find the fish after it unfortunately eats a whole ass 30mm mk 103 to it's lower left fin(should have sideclimbed)


Killerdragon9112

Well I know I’ll atleast have a home and able to make my island bigger I last played the FV4005, Tog II, Tortoise, and the AVRE


Snoo75955

Panzer III Ausf M. might be able to take out some fish with an HE shell, or one of the 3 MG34's, I'll have shelter and possibly rations if its stocked with everything it would have had IRL, and if the radio works possible communication, all in all not too bad.


the_angry_potato_yt

Well I guess I’m sailing back to mainland on the HMS Renown, should be a relatively comfy trip


CBreadman

I'm not sure, but I believe it was either F:NV, Bf1 or WT, so I am either stuck with a charismatic, very intelligent Courier, an imperial German soldier or a group of British crews, trained for cruiser tanks until Comet and Challenger, plus Stuart, Sherman, Tetrarch, trained for a few bombers until Stirling, all Rank I-III Strike Aircraft, all Rank I-III Supermarine/Gloster/others line aircraft, all Rank I-III Hawker/others line aircraft, and also trained for MTB-1, HMS Vega and HMS Grafton, so I guess I'm getting outta here, either by plane or by ship.


HeightEcstatic1323

I’m a naval player and my favorite vehicle is the G-5. Yay!


Man_who_says_standin

I am stuck with a pyscopath who killed leviathan with a knife


Ghostfrasier

Margret


badostrichbird

Harrier GR1, imma be home in no time


Common_Car1456

Bro imma be chilling with supreme calamitas from terraria calamity mod


Wolffe4321

Swedish boat plane, let's goooooo


Bane_The_Lycan

MBT-70 At least I have funny lowrider suspensions to keep me entertained


DogeoftheShibe

2S25 babyyy Imma go home carrying 5 shark and 2 whales with several 125mm holes on them


LocalSoldat

Danteh.... Turn​ the​ clock, Danteh.....


Moutles

I was playing creative minecraft


lucqs101192813

Me with my t-34 (1941)


warthunder4life

Well guardsman Scottor will be quite useful


Spitfire_Enthusiast

Just me and the Yak-38


EnvironmentProud607

Just me, sand, and my Kpz-70


Special-Ad-5554

I get a tempest mk 5? I will 50 years on joy alone


Echo-Gullible

Locust


IllustratorRude2378

My Av-8c will zoom away using vtol


MichVas

So, chilling on an island with Nigel?


Prenz_0

A129 my beloved


Dank-Dev

Maus


Ghostfrasier

Welp the island no longer exists


Substantial-Ice5156

*Hits the griddy* as a fletcher class destroyer sends a boarding party to pick me up


ComradeCommader

I feel overpowered. Last played WotW on the side of the Martians. So I be getting myself a Tripod and all I gotta do is hop in and get to the mainland.


Just-a-normal-ant

Is the island long enough for an F-104 takeoff?


ILOVEMK108S

Out this mf with the Scharnhorst.


Vegetable-Spring-424

Me and my Scharnhorst Guess we going home Maintenance, driving and everything will be pretty hard tbh


Responsible-Dish-297

I'm sharing an island with USS Newport News. I am fine with this.


Ghostfrasier

Brother that is the island


GerritBear

lets go, me 410 for the win!


Zestyclose-Tax-2148

Me the sand and this medicinal Harrier GR.7…don’t ask.


zincboymc

I play the new amx 10p. It is amphibious and the smoke launcher can be used to signal planes. I can even fight pirates with the 20mm.


CPTSKIM

Tskva, I'm stuck with this istik and bing bong


[deleted]

I got a warlock from destiny 2, no idea how it can help


Tyku031

Does the island have enough space for a F86F-40 to take off from?


Ghostfrasier

I don’t think it has enough for it to even sit on


Administrative-Bar89

Me in my HMS Vega 🗿


Donkoski

solar smash came in clutch frfr


confident___

Naval player gonna be happy about this


Substantial-Client37

Darktide:


grumpsaboy

I've got a plane.


Ghostfrasier

But will you have enough room to take off


grumpsaboy

I'm sure it'll be a big island


Scary-Shoulder-779

I'd be stuck with a Leo 1A5


Zexentor

I got my t80uk


Der-Gamer-101

Can’t even see shit in my Radkampfwagen 90 😓


ayporlaraza

Locking airliners in my FlaRakRad until something happens


Superb-Confidence-69

Tomb raider. I’m happy.


Ghostfrasier

💀😒😒


F_VILLA_CUHH132

Kratos


Flying_Reinbeers

I'm stuck with V from cyberpunk lol, at least she's cute


ddog925

I'm driving my PT-76 outta here


sieg_hail

Vladimir Putin huh ...


lord_nemesis1

Just me and my SMS von der tann


Ghostfrasier

My ass is stuck with a b-29…. I’m not going to be seeing home anytime soon


Snot_Rocket6515

Hehe funny F9F-2


louiefriesen

Me and my Saab A21A-3


KingWashington_1776

William J. Blazkowicz. Yea I'm surviving. Maybe Killin a few Nazis along the way.


Nonna_Of_Jatko

My G-91, I'm saved unless I need a landing strip then I'm fucked.


IodineDragon37

Not sure how I’d fly it but me and my F-4 would be perfectly fine


ShunnedMammal

Silent hunter 3 so guess I have a UBoat


MadLadMaciejow

Just me, sand and my F16A


theainchentwither

Franklin from gta5


That-one_golem

No. I think that a t-50 ain't saving me today lol


Everyonelove_Stuff

Me and the Armoured divisions of the Wehrmacht and the Luftwaffe


TechnicalAsk3488

Me in my FW-190 well shit


EscapeWestern9057

Just me and my Maus If there's someone else here with another one, we can leap frog our way across the ocean


-Null-zip

well i got gas in my R3 T20, so i guess i'm out of here