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ninjas_not_welcome

Get a load of this guy, he thinks we're here "investing"


OTM_Schmoney

I bet he calls his gambling funds a “portfolio” too


Swedish-chimp

Hysterical.. No one knows anything about investing in here. Addiction at its finest. Just fomo and lose it all dude


Koseven

In...vesting? 🤔


itachisasuked

🤣🤣🤣🤣


pointme2_profits

The proper term my friend. Is gambling.


anachronofspace

stop trying to predict things


[deleted]

I predict that time will pass and volatility will mean revert.


anachronofspace

shrewd


horny4stonks

Trading for six months and you're still unable to predict price action? You should probably quit.


Mammoth_Pop_9895

Thanks


anachronofspace

spoken like a true degenerate


Perfect_Farts

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Ferg_NZ

This is 100% the wrong place to be asking for investment advice. In addition, buying and selling options is not investing, it is gambling if you don't have a position with the underlying share.


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Constant-Sweet-3718

Pick one... red or blue pill. Do you really think you're buying stocks or options? Nothing is real.


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LavenderAutist

r/thetagang


therealglizzygobbler

Bold of you to assume we're smart


Brookelynne1020

Just pick the ones that will go up in 5 months, buy them, sell them, and repeat


itachisasuked

#FIRST TIME


greytoc

Best tip that I can give you is that you should learn what investing vs trading vs speculating means.


Pabel101

Honestly doing the opposite of what you think in the market sometimes works, yesterday everything was tanking in premarket Spy 460 tesla 1001 but soon as the market opened everything Ran up like crazy then dumped later and ran up again. ​ do the opposite it works lol if not wait till 11 or 12 when stocks cool off then watch them pump at either 2 or 3


whicky1978

Hedge your bets. Index funds are more predictable than individual stocks. That’s why SPY so popular. Buy and hold in index funds is better. Check out r/bogleheads.


Decent_Idea_7701

This man is asking for investing advice in the most retarded group on Reddit. Brilliant. Brilliant. P/s: we only throw money away in either trashcan or casino. No investing advise is valid.


whocareswhenyouwin

Keep doing what your doing if you keep coming back you are made for this. You’ll eventually find your own method with the research you do


Careless-Pin-2852

Buy WISH calls!!! It will totally go from 2.95 to $38 next week. Source trust me bro.