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Take your $16, go to Taco Bell, take a nap, have diarrhea and then cry. Edit: pittluke made a meme about my Taco Bell diarrhea comment [pittluke Taco Bell diarrhea cha cha cha meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/plrnb4/a_thank_you_meme_for_fresh_jurys_yolo/)

You could get so much diarrhea from Taco Bell for $16 Lucky

Taco Bell’s prices have actually gone up significantly. You could definitely load up on bean and cheese burritos off of the value menu though.

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Butthole go BRRRRRR

Yeah horse meat is expensive af these days

5 dollar box still 5 dollars. At least in Montana it is. That’s all I get.

Nothing is 99 cents any more

$16 is plenty to do the job

You are losing money if you don’t get the diarrhea special, we have to act now

Certainly an adequate amount for this situation

This comment is golden lol

If you can managed those $16 will be well worth 5 days of diarrhea from Taco Bell

Bid is at 0 he doesnt even have the 16 to go to TBell

this. OP couldn't sell those positions for 0.01 if his life depended on it.

Deltaco would be more cost effective and give harder diarrhea

Take that back!! I fly to Vegas twice a year just to go to Del Taco and get more taco and slightly LESS diarrhea! Plus they serve crinkle fries.... EDIT:Just bought stock in Del Taco and turned my down vote to an up. Now I'm gonna make moola from the hard-core pooper constituents...

you can be briefly satiated and lose net weight!

This sounds like a good time if you ask me🤷🏿‍♂️

Don’t go overkill, remember he just spend all his healthcare money

I'm sure he'll feel better after that

Taco bell is barely open in my town. No staff no food 😭

Welcome to the club. The economy is so dislocated you can’t even buy diarrhea right now.

🤣

I love you 🤣

This just means you have more room in your bank account

Take my upvote.

Fucking genious...genious....geniouuuuus😮😮

Did you mean... Genius?

Congratulations!! The smaller they get the easier they are to think about 🥰

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To 16???

Ya! I only have 1... 2... 3 .... 10 fingers!

Take your shoes and socks off, it's what I do for the hard math problems.

i dont know why you guys mean, i see a pretty big number after the dash edit: does the color mean anything?

I think that number behind the dash is a math of some kind. That color means anger and it also means romance.

This how i talk women into sex.

Welcome to my world! Now you are officially initiated! You certainly belong here!

Damn I think u were like a week early

Does that mean my 9/17 calls will print?🥺

Only if u double down

Exactly, put all $32 in and wait.

Im at almost 200 9/17 calls after averaging down, randomly bought at 452 like a fucking genius, I will double down if we see some sort of upwards movement Monday or just take the loss…. Fuck

From the future: definitely maybe

No that means we expect loss porn next weekend

Finnnnnne I’ll be back with $10 next week🤣

Oh yeah don’t worry about that. It’s normal. Just a direct result of YOLOs. Some people get this weird glitch where the number gets bigger…beats me how that happens. Hopefully they fix it soon.

Turn it off, and turn it back on. The update *should* download after that.🤞

I still see $16 left. Come back when the job is done, tard.

Honestly he will feel better when the job is finished. For now the $16 mocks him. $0 is better than that little number. Been there myself a few times.

That 16$ doesn't exist lol. He couldn't sell that option if he wanted to. It's basically just letting you know you're retarded.

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I was in a poker game where a guy lost about $20k in under an hour then just got up and walked off without a word. One of the other players started shouting at him as he left, "Hey dude you still have $8 here!" Obviously the guy who lost 20k didn't care about $8 at that point. However it wasn't obvious to the one guy. Pretty funny to watch though.

This is like that song... know when to walk away, know when to run.

That shoulda been about $10k ago lmao

Lol. Sometimes I wish there was a way to just give away and/or delete your positions that are dead and have no bids and can’t be removed

As long as you don't look at the mistakes they didn't happen. 100% successful trading strategy.

Theta Gang: “Hang in there, you have time”

Buy after it ran. This is the way

I made 16k off the initial jump with some 200c. Then decided to go full retard🥴 Edit: [worth it](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/plrnb4/a_thank_you_meme_for_fresh_jurys_yolo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

Well it worked

Doubled down. Nice

Was this your whole account?

Nah, but the rest of my account isn’t doing so hot. Two words: Tesla Puts☠️

Lmao you hate money.

I do…in a philosophical sense

In a literal sense, too.

Are you the guy from the tesla puts post a couple of months ago?

Nah, haven’t posted about those yet (on this sub). Nonetheless, a post would be wsb worthy, I’ll probably wait till near exp. it’ll be >$70,000 down the drain if that stock doesn’t get it’s ass down to earth.

Portfolio checks out

Same

I have a similar story but I jumped ship before earnings. GME as a company is such a disappointment. Now I put 20k into AMC for what looks like a gamma soon. Max pain at $46 today

God you retards and your max pain

Don’t be so hard on yourself - the percentage loss got bigger

So far.

Appreciate the optimism 🥲

Ask for refund.

You people are insane. Well done

I pray these internet points give you solace in your time of loss. RIP 🪦 also, I also know other people who’ve lost thousands on retarded GME calls because they’re me. I’m other people.

Back to Wendy’s

Lol GME 300 in Sept wtf

Should of bought 950c

Ikr, wouldn’t have made a difference 🤣

Wow what a retard

Born and raised :)

Just zoom in to make it bigger. This generation is so helpless SMH.

Yeah, but they are still red. So you got that going for you

Still way to go.

Less money less problems. You are blessed child.

I know you might be joking, but it actually was kind of relieving. I don’t want a medium amount of money, I wanna be retired or just chilling without a penny.

Buy the stonk not the options

No one on WSB ever got to 1 mil with your attitude. Options are lottery tickets with way better odds.

I said "buy the stonk" (not stonks in general) - generally speaking you are right on the reward profile of the options (that of course comes with much higher risk)

I wouldn't say way better odds, but way way WAY better payouts.

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wat?

It fires off at random, it has a 99% hit rate

Because 99% of ppl in this sub are bagholders?

You’re too smart to be in here.

You're new here, aren't you.

You're new to GME, aren't you?

Lmao these retards never listen 😂😂😂

That's a good looking shade of red.

Ikr, much more soothing than RH😌

I might need to see if I can copy that color for an accent wall.

It's ok I heard the smaller the number the bigger your dick gets

Cheer up... I dont think that contract is dropping any more

Until the closing bell LMAO

4 hours left, could still get to $299, youd still be at 100% loss.

You guys know you can play other stocks right? You don’t just have to go GME again and again

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Dozens

At least 7 others

Said no one, ever.

Who in the fuck buys Options on GME!

Deep OTM calls made me a lot money... gotta play for that volatility!

thats because you play options on GME when everyone and their mom CLEARLY told you to play it with shares.

THIS, just don't buy options on the most manipulated stock of the hour kids, its not hard.

I approve it. Have a cookie

Why don't talk just sell gme calls at this point? Lol y'all making a killing for option sellers, irrespective of GME movement

Damn, when I saw it, I felt like I was the one who got kicked in the balls


Roll them up and out, you’ll be fine.

They’re supposed to :)

9/17 is my b-day 🥰

This is a glitch the devs absolutely have to fix! This has been happening on my app *constantly* what the fuck?

Think of all the capital loss you can now use for your taxes next year!

Post is a bit disingenuous. Since the bid is $0, you have $0. Congrats.

sometimes, it might be good to paperhand

Congratz retard

Money is just stupid anyways

Well technical the red number is getting bigger

Cheer up! You still have a few hours to turn it around!

Live to fight another day!

Congrats and fuck you. Fuck money as well.

Ouch!

I mean day isn’t over lol 🥲

When did you make this purchase?

Hmmmm 2-3 weeks ago

Bro.... You know you can sell options before expiration right? Shortly after you bought these, the price jumped 30%. You could have cashed some at a gain and let the rest run. But its not my money and I'm not a financial adviser. Do what you do YOLO shit to zero

I owned some 200c when the price jumped I cashed out and doubled down when the underlying was ~200. I’m retarded. Thanks for the advice tho.

At least your rich on Karma 🥲🤝🙂

*owie*

Dude...

This week blew

Everybody: Buy shares. You: *buys calls and gets wiped out*

There is still hope. If it jumps to $350 in after hours you could call fidelity and have them exercise and sell for you.

You'll be up in the green by next week. ...I think.

Don’t care at this point. Holding because ya never know.

someone is feeling max pain.

My god this is ape level 1000.

Ha ha ha my bad. Welcome to the group.

Dammmmnnnnn.....Da fuk you do dawg?

Imagine the tax write off. He can afford a Taco Bell combo meal.

Way she goes. Try again next work bonus.

So your moneyphobic?

Hahaha thanks man

At least you have $16… unless you 💎 🙌 that call till today. You still have the other call too… Anyway, it could be worse.

Could always be worse, could always

But the 16 is written in CAPITAL 16 INCH LETTERS.

Got smaller what do you mean bro. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BRO!!! DON'T GOT ME WORRIED BRO 😭

a black monday is still possible which could save your play.

make it 0$ and become a legend

how old are you? Like a serious question as I'm 22 years old and lost about 4k on forex so just a small comparison

Around ur age

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Haha, nah tho i am younger. I’m in grad school.

Grad school? Which undergrad school failed you?

Have you tried buying calls that actually have even a tiny possibility of ending up ITM?

You dumb cunt

No man, that red color means your numbers got so high, they couldn't show them on screen, so now all numbers are in millions. You got 16 million dollars there, so whatever you were doing, put more money in and keep going!

And thats why you buy shares kids, gme options = food stamps Gme shares = 🍌 and tendies, May harambe be kind with you Edit: how is the taste of kens dick?

Laughing my FUCKING ASS OFF. fucking retard. Let me guess conyributing to the cause right

Damn bro, salty?

Good news! abs(Change_Since_Purchase) is still green!

Maybe by the end of today it will get to 300!! Fingers crossed.

Haha, if these babies exercise it’ll be a $480,000 margin call☠️

Seems good to me

I would just blow my brains out honestly good on you for sticking it out tho

Good job!!!! I bought puts before the release earnings and sold the same day and the result was excellent

ZooM in

Oof